Are there any solid arguments to him being the best Batman?

Are there any solid arguments to him being the best Batman?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly he knocked her up and in a 20 year time skip when Batman is 40 his daughter will show up giving us Huntress aka Helena Wayne

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I literally just want Helena and Damian Wayne to be canon in the same fricking universe. Oh and live action.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Conroy and Adam West.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the most recent one.
    The most recent one is always the best one for about a year.
    After that, it's Kevin Conroy again.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He made good time and a song with death grips so he's probably the only cool batman. Fatfleck cries and chain smokes about dunkin donuts. Eeeeyikes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batfleck mogs solely being 6’4 he had the Batman returns Fizeek going on

      But to answer op, he’s exactly how I imagine a year 2 Batman to act

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Batfleck was also the thickest juiciest sexiest Batman in costume we’ve ever gotten

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Batflecks doesn't mog because he's fat and clumsy and the movies he's in have no good scenes or dialogue

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Warehouse scene mogs anything emo twink Battinson did.
          >and clumsy
          Yeah. The flying squirrel suit scene was sooooo smooth.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Warehouse scene is moronic, it's moronic that it happens at all and it ends in a moronic way, and a quip.
            Battinson sucks too, but at least it wasn't snydershit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's how Batman is supposed to move. Strike hard, strike fast. Not walk in slow motion and absorb bullets like iron man.
              Not even disagreeing that BvS was bad overall but that scene was fantastic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again I'm not defending Battinson
                No Batman is an athlete, not a gorilla. Arkham games and TAS did it right
                >bad overall but that scene was fantastic.
                Disagree. He nukes the parking lot warning everyone, deactivated all guns with some magic moronic gun deactivating gadget, hits everyone like a giorilla launching peopel around, allows a grenade to roll around with an hostage around, the hostage doesn't get killed by the captor for some reason, he causes an fireball explosion at few feets from the hostage in small room because the hack needed to recreate a tdk scene completely out of context and both survive for some reason. And then a quip.
                You do you. I didn't like it at all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie he's Old Batman.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inner monologue

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s actually fricked up like a real Batman would be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay... but so was Michael Keaton Batman. Dude was a nutbag.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman wouldn't be real at all

      He's not a brick shithouse, but I felt like he got Bruce's autism down the best, tbh.

      Batman is supposed to be mentally fricked up and this is still year 2, so he has his odd frick ups. Actually think they'll give him a Robin, because he does need someone to play off a bit more.

      >this is still year 2,
      Cope Batamn in year 2 would already be an invincible techno ninja and peak athlete

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what a real Batman would be like? He would be shot in the fricking face on his first night out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and then the government would seize all his assets since he no relatives

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good one, he’d be perfect if his bruce wayne wasn’t so gloomy. Bruce wayne is supposed to put on a sort of charismatic act but edward is in batman mode constantly. Christian bale bruce and edward batman would be perfect

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    >writes cringe journals that if ever discovered will ruin him
    >shitty detective
    >"a rat with wings? He must mean a pigeon."
    >acts like Batman even when he's out in public as Bruce Wayne

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not a brick shithouse, but I felt like he got Bruce's autism down the best, tbh.

    Batman is supposed to be mentally fricked up and this is still year 2, so he has his odd frick ups. Actually think they'll give him a Robin, because he does need someone to play off a bit more.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you hate White people and love leftism then he's probably your favorite.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cat woman says one snide comment about white men
      >somehow this makes every character a raging lefty
      But why

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean she says white privilege or something which is already a left leaning thing. And to deny this anti white openly demonizing white people rhetoric that happens would be disingenuous

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's her character. Do you think every line in a film is the director's personal feelings on a subject?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She says it like the girl she doesn’t protect isn’t white herself and also suffering…. Like what?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can you stop being a bigot?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The concept of white privilege doesn't preclude whites from suffering it highlights that it isn't because of any innate ethnic characteristics. Also if anything her going out of her way to protect her white friend and being romantically attached to Bruce weakens your autistic white victim narrative.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a moronic and racist concept that allows racist morons to be racist against people they don't like without being called racist.
                A lot of current day racism wan't there anymore and was created by racist ideologies like "le privilege"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They made Gordon black
        Riddler is literally a caricature of a white right wing chud
        Penguin is Italian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And black catwoman

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She’s mixed , barely even passes for black you gay chud

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Catwoman is a black, transvestite looking crackhead.
              Zoe Kravitz is ugly af.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is the worst take I’ve seen this week in acruslly mad
                How can you look at that fine mulatta and think she’s uggo
                Zendaya I understand but zoe wtf ur cooked

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This is a fine mulatta to zoomers
                Kek. Looks like she stinks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zoe Kravitz
                >fine mulatto
                Firstly, no she looks greasy with graffiti doodled all over her. An assault on all 5 senses.
                Secondly, Ella Balinska is fine as hell and doesn't look like a crackhead like Zoe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, she looks like some mystery meat goblina with the height of a mexican.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So she's a blackwashed token, got it.
              Catwoman is a white character, like gordon.
              And no, she isn't attractive and doesn't pass for white at all. Fricking Halle Berry is mized and attractive

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Keaton

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is with autists and this moronic need to be constantly ranking things? Who gives a shit as to whether he was the "best" Batman or the "third best" Batman or whatever place you put him in your moronic need to have things neatly ordered?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not neurotypical
      You never will be
      Sneed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's nothing to actually talk about from the movie itself. It was forgettable soulless corporate Hollywood by the numbers trash most people have forgotten even exists, so all that's left is for the sad losers who actually like this basic b***h reddit tier capeshit is to discuss how cool they think the costume of this bland iteration of Batman is vs the other shitty bland iterations of Batman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        T. Samegayging after getting rekt by

        You’re not neurotypical
        You never will be
        Sneed

        Again, you aren’t “above it all” for coming in here and crying. You want “original content” feel free to go jerk off to one of the thousands the boys thread or Star Wars threads. I see right through you, samegay
        Now , continue sneeding
        >n-no it’s a different guy!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People who think it’s cool to shit on others interests is so fricking cringe
          You can just tell it’s a desperate attempt to Le fit in

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But hating caoeshit is a personality!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why wouldn't anyone hate bade shti that wastes resorces, space and lower the bar for anything?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You’re right, we should keep making more Star Wars threads bc it provides so much resources

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                False premise. Both are shit and should be dead

                homie he's Old Batman.

                homie he's Shit Batman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a false premise. Now what b***h

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People who think it’s cool to shit on others interests is so fricking cringe
          You can just tell it’s a desperate attempt to Le fit in

          Cool opinion on super hero movies anons. What's your age again?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dif getting called out for samegayging hurt you?
            Dw I’ll pretend it’s two different anons to save face kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m 24 is that a fricking issue m8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Order is satisfying.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    none of the live action batmans are very good. i'll enjoy them a bit for light popcorn entertainment but none of them are impressive at all. or even really scratch the batman itch. for me its actually the arkham game trilogy, or reading a couple of the comics i have downloaded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and, a lot of the animated movies are actually better. TAS is obviously pretty cool too.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both bruce and batman are just personas he wears to cope. his true self is when hes in the batcave unmasked, no costume and grinding away doing research or detective work. thats all he is aside from the trauma of his parents being killed. hes really messed up. this one and keaton are the only ones that get it right. most of the others lean too hard on either persona

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This movie had him focus too heavily on the Batman aspect and neglect his Bruce Wayne persona. He was too doom and gloom and I really thought he would “switch” like I’m the BTAS where Batman would switch his voice to a more friendly tone when acting out as Bruce the playboy millionaire. I doubt they’ll ever have Bruce hook up with gorgeous women as that would be problematic

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reeee you can’t discuss movies on a movie board stopppppp not like that
    Kek

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Bruce isn't supposed to be an emo twink.
    He isn't some emo dweeb who listens to Nirvana while journaling in his diary.
    Plus the movie itself was shit.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batfleck is my favorite, but Pattinson did a great young Batman. Holy shit though, he needs to bulk up. He doesn't have to do the MCU roid diet, but lift and eat at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pattinson did a great young Batman
      Lmao. No he didn't. Physique aside, Batman isn't supposed to be an angsty teen throwing tantrums. Which is how his portrayal came off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice headcanon. He doesn’t throw tantrums, he’s just a moody fricker , but that other anon was right the journals are kinda cringe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's just how his performance came off. I don't have a problem with Bruce maintaining logs (seems in character), but the journaling thing was hilarious. He felt like a moody teen girl.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did chuckle at the “the city’s in pain.. like me” kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Batfleck is my favorite,
      For no reason. He never was in a good movie. You are just memeing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        .

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So no reason at all, got it. As I said you are just memeing.
          Worse you are memeing and consolewarring against another shit movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like BvS. It has several great Batman moments.
        >that's not how Batman REALLY is!
        Sorry it's not your perfect headcannon interpretation of Batman, but it was a great adaptation that's no more out of character than any other movie Batman.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The movie is awful as a movie and has no decent moment, be it batman or anyone else.
          Also "muh perfect headcanon" IS the actual Batman, and always will be, it's a fact. Characters arent's some nebulous malleable things. Just deal with it, sperg.
          BvS was objectively an awful adaptation but it was a shit movie first. And nobody liked t, that's why it's dead and forgotten, after cratering the brand

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >IS the actual Batman, and always will be, it's a fact.
            Batman has had numerous interpretations not even counting one offs or elseworlds. DC has also reboot the canon multiple times. You're literally autistic and Batman isn't a real person.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, there sis the iconic version, and that IS Batman. And then non canon stuff. Elseworld literaly means that it's something different from the real deal.
              If you cannot thell who, what and how a character is, then it's not a character.
              The idea that characters are amlleable is a recent shit used to defend rebooted shit.
              There a reason people can point their finger at something that is on spot, like TAS when yo uask them to point an actual spot on legitimate verson of BAtman. Nobody points werewolf Batman or steampunk Batman, certainly not Fatfleck
              Ever heard of the expression "out of character"?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Recency bias and coming after snydershit are the reasons it isn't considered shit

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the worst Batman, counting all versions. His goddamn stunt double mogs him to hell.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick I’d this board obsessed with this movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarianism, but it's not limited to here.
      Evey time a bad movie is called bad, an army of rabid apologists rise and make their personality calling the movie good.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was shit. Bad meandering writing, too long runtime.
    I think he did ok with what he was given but he was given crap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The movie was shit.
      This. Not only a bad Batman movie but a bad movie in general.
      Shit Batman, shit supporting cast, shit batmobile, cringe villain and soundtrack.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Penguin was kino and catwoman was hot but boring

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Penguin was alright but Catwoman was horrible. Ugly and not sensual at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you’re telling me you wouldn’t you’re a lying bastard

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't. Not even if she paid me.
              It looks like I would catch all known STDs just standing next to her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People pretend to like it because it's the latest version (until the next) and it cames after snydershit and fatfleck, which were worse

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