Do people really stupid zoomers and their ironic memes are the reason Minions 2 is a hit? The first one made over 1 billion without these gay zoomer trends. These forced memes don’t work, Morbius flopped twice
Every braindead kiddie movie always makes bank, because parents with small children are always forced to buy multiple tickets if they want to take their kids out to the movies. There are usually only one or two G-rated movies playing in cinemas at any given moment, so families have extremely limited choices of what to watch.
An someone explain this fab?
Ok, I get it: kids dressing up in suit to go see a children movie and get some Tim-Tok likes.
But to they really acts like morons, as medias claim?
Imagine being so stupid you believe that shit is real. Imagine being so moronic you don't even realize that's an old picture from Japan. Imagine not even reading the authors name.
The right is so desperate to have their own 'memes' it's actually sad.
Those people are probably in their 40s by now, it's an old picture and a made up article
2 years ago
Anonymous
>they are in their 40s
lmao pathetic israelite
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine being so young you don't even recognize that image. Go back to tik tok follow the Chinese communist party trends because you believe you are owning libs based on a made up article from /misc/ and a 15+ year old image
been seeing a rise lately of chuds sharing fake articles like this. what is with you disingenuous fricks? surely your ideology has strong enough legs to stand on to not have to resort to tactics like this.... right?
Remember the Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce debacle? Imagine that but dumber. Autists can't help but embarrass themselves whenever goaded by the internet to do so.
only reason you might be angry at zoomers in suits seeing the movie is probably because you're too fat ti look good in one.
these are male teenagers not even in college maybe, it is summer and they just want to fool around and have fun. why does that piss you off?
>larping as an oldgay with YTMND terms
its funny to dress in younf professional suits with your friends and watch the minions movie. that's it, that's all there is to it, old man
its similar to the joker shitposting, but with suits. its great. i might go in a suit alone to see it as i dont think anyone i know would be willing to suit up with me.
A look, how original and UnIronic, a fake and gay attempt to change and control language. Brought to you from the sincere and totally not ridiculous mind of those who cannot define what a woman is, despite humanity heretofore being able to do so immediate and without any ambiguity for eons.
Zoomers try to appear older not younger. Dumb fricking moron.
Every generation after baby boomers (which was a measurable demographic phenomenon) is just a tool for marketing execs who are trying to seem like they're doing something, discussing the minutiae of when one starts and ends is moronic.
>generations are a marketing ploy >grand father->father->son isn't a thing
Dumb fricking moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
father->father->son isn't a thing
I didn't imply that at all, I said the cutesy monikers and arbitrary society-wide generations are a ploy. In fact someone can be a millenial while being either 2 or 3 generations removed from boomers, which shows how artificial it is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Something being rooted concretely in time is just about as far from artificial as you can get. You're dumb. Focus on easier things in life big guy
>t. born in 98
94
2 years ago
Anonymous
God you're dumb, if I say people born between 1993 and 1994 are called lemurians it's arbitrary, even if we agree on how long ago 1993 was.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>names are arbitrary
World shattering insight. As I said you are not smart so stop trying to be. This literally supports my initial statement you responded to with your dipshit need to try and be smart
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not just the names, the specific starting dates of each generation is as well. There's no reason to bicker over whether zoomers started in 1998 or 1999, because there's no substantial difference between the life of someone born in 1998 or 1999. >DUDE IM SO SMART UR SO DUMB, WHY NEED TO ACT SMART
I'm not sure who you're trying to convince here.
Every generation after baby boomers (which was a measurable demographic phenomenon) is just a tool for marketing execs who are trying to seem like they're doing something, discussing the minutiae of when one starts and ends is moronic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Reads Edward Bernays' "Propaganda" once
You're an idiot
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not an argument
2 years ago
Anonymous
Never read that, but nice attempt at fallacy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a meme you idiot
i mean, they're just kids having fun. Most are probably wearing their prom suits to at least have a second use out of it.
it was a funny tiktok meme and then other people started copying it
it doesn't have to have any deep thought or "post irony" fricking nonsense behind its, just kids being silly little gooses
when the frick did we stop having fun for fun's sake?
You do realize you're surrounded by hyper paranoid morons on this website at all times right?
It's 5 articles on various topics, mostly regarding academia. >Find an example of an early 2000's article calling emos "millennials".
Where are you going with those goalposts? Sadly for you, still not narrow enough >what will surely form the foundation of Gen Y's legacy: emo
https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-xpm-2005-11-06-0511040334-story.html
Still overconfident, moronic, and too lazy to do a google search.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dunno the argument here but linking some no name journal from some no name town isn't exactly compelling
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I dunno the argument here
Then don't budge in saying moronic shit, the other anon doesn't need help for that. >Post an article 20 years old with the subject being literal children referring to them as "millennials".
I posted 5 from academic journals but the moron wanted something about emos for some moronic reason.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lol you sound like a homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
You don't need to be this insecure, just move on.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Umm okay you still sound like a homosexual >actually I linked 5 academic medical journals sooooo
2 years ago
Anonymous
>this source isn't good enough >okay but that source is >wow what kind of homosexual uses good sources?!?
Again, your insecurity is palpable.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>>what will surely form the foundation of Gen Y's legacy: emo
That's not the same, pseud. Post an example casually referring to children as their designated generation rather than some analysis.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>That's not the same
Explain how. >Post an example casually referring to children as their designated generation
I've posted 6 of them. You're failing to narrow the goalposts even further. Why are you like this?
hahaha me and the boys going to see MINIONS haha fricking MINIONS we're going to watch a shitty kids movie but not like we secretly want to or something, see we're just memeing you see, we're real men in our suits, not dumb kids who like MINIONS haha haha BANANA haha
Seriously, it's nuts that so many people here apparently never had friends in high school. If you lived in a suburb and wanted to have fun, it was either sitting around and doing drugs or doing moronic shit in public, and the former got old pretty quick.
>Because suburbs in America consist of highways and chain restaurants and little else.
>the only ways of having fun are: 1) doing drugs, 2) being annoying little shit and doing drugs
why are americans so soulless?
> why are americans so soulless?
Why do you seething irrelevants always need to suck so much America dick?
Seriously project and idol worship in a less blatant way please.
>inb4 gayanos stay on this American website, discussing american film and tv, made by americans, in america, for americans, and cry every other post because they’re literally obsessed with Americans and cannot suck enough american wiener.
It’s pathetic and embarrassing.
>facts
In fairness, we used to do both of these, plus dumpster diving. And buying cookie jars with last names on them from thrift stores and then finding someone in the phonebook with the same last name and delivering the cookie jar to their house. And playing Street Fighter II at 7-11. And shoplifting.
t. xoomer
>And buying cookie jars with last names on them from thrift stores and then finding someone in the phonebook with the same last name and delivering the cookie jar to their house.
kek this is such a nice "prank" to pull on someone as long as the cookie jar wasn't filled with poop or something.
Hahah no we did it with great joy and love. >doorbell >Uh, hello? >We found your cookie jar. >hand it over >leave >giggle >go get stoned in Squig's basement
>I love the hekkin zoomers having fun
We're watching Cinemaphile being gaslit in real time. This place has always made fun of these broccoli haired freaks since the term zoomer was coined. No one cares they're having fun. Just like homosexuals ass fricking, we can recognize them as having fun while thinking their version of fun is gay as frick.
lol what? Normalgays think Cinemaphile is a white supremacist woman-hating website with no moderation. My normalgay sister was just ranting at me the other day for using Cinemaphile, because apparently she heard about some gay NFT thing on Cinemaphile where they're selling drawings of monkeys wearing WWI German helmets, so it must be a nazi thing according to r*ddit or whatever she uses. lmao I only go to Cinemaphile, /toy/, Cinemaphile and /k/ 90% of the time, so I had no idea what she was talking about until she googled it for me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile is mainstream now, you need to stop pretending it’s your secret club
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just because people know about Cinemaphile doesn't mean the place has to be inviting to fricking normies, c**t.
2 years ago
Anonymous
no it isn't. it's still the shithole of the internet where discord trannies and online nazis sling shit. normies are on tiktok twerking or watching people twerk
2 years ago
Anonymous
>shithole of the internet
No that’s discord now. Everything is corporate now and your generation has failed to prevent that
2 years ago
Anonymous
>now
Flintstones had fricking cigarette commercials. You'd best believe that at any point in history if there was money that could be made, some frick was exploiting some other dumb frick to get it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So why get so butthurt over a tiktok meme? These kids are having innocent fun and the studios are making money
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s summer, anon. Half of the people in this thread are just HS zoomers malding about other zoomers because muh sekrit club and muh popular kids. Just shitpost and move on, they’ll be gone in a month
2 years ago
Anonymous
>So why get so butthurt over a tiktok meme?
because this is Cinemaphile, not titkok
2 years ago
Anonymous
No one's getting butthurt except the kids who are mad that Cinemaphile won't go along with their meme.
>not invented here syndrome
Cool, Got it
2 years ago
Anonymous
No one's getting butthurt except the kids who are mad that Cinemaphile won't go along with their meme.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Flintstones was not a kids' show. It was an animated Honeymooners for adults.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Everything is corporate now >now
You are still in high school, I can tell
when communists took over the media and decided to hate white people.
>communists >corporate
Pick one and read a book
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile is the shithole of the internet. Discord is the infected fronthole in need of dilation.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It hasn't been a secret club for over a decade now, but just because normalgays are aware of Cinemaphile's existence doesn't mean they actually use it. Normalgays didn't start invading Cinemaphile en masse until the 2016 election when r*ddit banned some pro-Trump subs, and the users all migrated to /misc/. Normalgays are all mostly using things like tiktok and twitter (where this minions trend started).
That's because you're fourteen and don't understand nuance.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Black folk, LMAO >minions, LMAO
2 years ago
Anonymous
>one is a campaign to piss people off inside of a game that had very little moderation at the time (this gives Habbo Hotel negative publicity) >the other is a campaign to make Minions more money in theaters by turning the act of viewing it into a meme (this is literally free advertisement)
Only proving my point.
>paid shills
Oh no, don't get me wrong. these kids are doing it for free because they grew up with Minions. They only want to say they're doing this ironically because Minions is fricking Facebook-tier cringe and they still, for some reason, want our approval.
The equivalent would have been if zoomers dressed up in suits with nazi armbands (since Gru is supposed to be a generic supervillain or whatever) and physically blocked normalgays from watching minions. What zoomers are actually doing is following a trend started by a corporate hashtag on twitter. It's a viral marketing campaign by definition.
>Cinemaphile >annoys 10 year olds on habbo hotel anonymously without fear of repurcussions >zoomers >litteraly destroys a destroys a cinema
yeah, i think i know who's more powerfull
>What zoomers are actually doing is following a trend started by a corporate hashtag on twitter. It's a viral marketing campaign by definition.
Fricking this. Zoomer culture is corporate culture, there's nothing to distinguish the two. The gen x cynicism was so adamant are trying to reject consumerism but they failed and here we are today. Where zoomers think products are counter cultural.
All attempts at counterculture (hippies, beatniks etc) failed and died off or simply got absorbed into corporate consoomerist culture. And if you sincerely think that hollywood films like Fight Club, Office Space, Fear and Loathing etc are genuine grassroots counterculture then I have a bridge to sell you
2 years ago
Anonymous
>All attempts at counterculture (hippies, beatniks etc) failed and died off or simply got absorbed into corporate consoomerist culture.
100% but there was an honesty in those counter cultural movements, wanting to be promiscuous and do drugs was actually counter cultural from the conservative 50s. Now it's the standard. There's nothing about Gen Z counter cultural movements that will be remembered as against the status quo. I say this as a zoomer born in 2000 the beginning of Gen Z, it's transparently obvious that we have no counter culture movement that we'll be remembered for.
One day you'll realize that the real memories you make with real friends are natural and largely private. Things like staying up all night listening to a homie vent after a bad breakup or a road trip to see a concert where the two hours spent in the car is funner than seeing the crappy band play. Those experiences will endure more than some canned, corporate approved little outing for clueless teens.
Not really. They'll pretend that watching minions is "for the meme" but it's really cuz they grew up on that shit and want to appreciate it nostalgically with their friends.
>It's viral marketing to associate your children's movie with edgy zoomers making swastikas in suits
Then it's a hilarious failure if that's true , kek. Nah, you're an out of touch old man
Whats funny about it exactly? I see that it's amusing and maybe weird and moronic, but funny?
its funny because its absurd, its funny because it makes no sense, its funny because its funny
its the kind of shit that close friends do together just to have fun together with no motive just monkey brain humor
are you that much of an autist you need a textbook to explain to you why some people find something funny
Dude you can just fricking say you like Minions; stop being a gay about it.
>its funny because its absurd, its funny because it makes no sense, its funny because its funny
none of these are reasons
there either isn't one and you're just brainwashed and can't accept it, or there is a reason and you're not saying it
lets say you went with some relative child to watch minions together and you see 25 teenager walking in with a suit to a children movie, thats not funny to you
If I see 25 teenagers going to see a shitty kid's movie, I'd instantly have to assume it's something the internet told them to do since they're fricking easily-influenced sheep.
post-irony is the self-awareness of irony but still participating in an ironic act sincerely. snake eating its own tail kind of stuff. on cinema is basically post-ironic comedy.
No, that's just being a genuine fan but being too afraid to admit it in public.
See for something to be funny it generally has to have a punchline. I guess you could say that you guys wearing suits ARE the punchline, but that's only because of social media. It's like you're acting out a gag from Dumb and Dumber or Mr. Bean to try to make other people laugh at your own expense. Socially inept morons are funny in movies, but they're just annoying in real life. Pool's closed due to aids was an actual prank that baited people who weren't aware of the joke into making fools of themselves. It wasn't some viral marketing thing done for likes on tiktok.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The Habbo Hotel raids were clearly viral marketing for Habbo Hotel you fricking idiot, millennials are just as stupid as zoomers I swear to God
2 years ago
Anonymous
>drawing swastikas with black afro guys and forcing the website to temporarily shut down is actually viral marketing for the website
moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Intimidating parents into not taking their children to a children's movie by making it a trend to get teenagers to get themselves banned from theatres by goofing off for a meme >Duuuude it's akshully a marketing ploy from the CIA
Sure kid, whatever you say
2 years ago
Anonymous
why is seeing someone slip and fall funny, wheres the punchline in that
>its funny because its absurd, its funny because it makes no sense, its funny because its funny
none of these are reasons
there either isn't one and you're just brainwashed and can't accept it, or there is a reason and you're not saying it
You're giving money to one of the worst animations studios to see one of the lamest cartoon franchises in film history. Its not funny and neither was the shit I did as a teenager, but I didnt shill a garbage movie for free and take part in an unfunny marketing campaign. You are a tool, kid. You're cope is embarassing.
Bruh, me and my homies arent gonna have fun wearing monkey suits at a childrens movie. What the frick. We're gonna get blazed and play ultimate frisby. I feel bad for you zoomers. You literally need to have your recreational activities validated by tiktok to enjoy them. Turn your phone off and find a personality.
you think too much about money its not about the movie its about you having fun with your friends and having a good time, morons like you thinking that they are not the biggest consoom homosexuals just because they don't buy funko pop like other consoom homosexuals
Not only can you do that for free, you can do it in places that arent filled with little kids. Your "its just friends having fun xD" cope is such bullshit. You do it for social media posturing, like a little girl on top of shilling for a multinational media corporation. You are a tool
Every time someone makes a thread about this, zoomers come out of the woodwork to defend it by claiming it's funny and that people who think it's dumb are old fogeys with no friends. Do you tards not realize that these gay social media trends have been happening for at least a decade at this point? They've always been considered infantile stunts for moronic normalgay sheep who crave attention. The first person who starts the trend is always funny, but when other people start copying that trend in order to fit in with the crowd, it isn't cool or funny anymore. By the time the media is reporting on it, the joke is already worn out. You would've been the homosexuals doing Kony 2012 or dancing to Gangnam Style if you had been on twitter ten years ago.
>claiming it's funny and that people who think it's dumb are old fogeys with no friends
You are. Otherwise you wouldn't post something as moronic as >Do you tards not realize that these gay social media trends have been happening for at least a decade at this point? They've always been considered infantile stunts for moronic normalgay sheep who crave attention.
All of that is the kind of shit poseur narcissists say trying to pretend they aren't trendy idiots. Shut the frick up and have fun or I will fricking MAKE you have fun
How the frick is bragging online that you paid to watch minions fun? You never explain this in any of these threads. It's just the Cinemaphile equivalent of "this game is good because multiplayer is fun with your friends." You're watching an objectively braindead movie with your friends as a "joke." People have been doing that forever. The only difference is that you homosexuals are doing it for online clout because it's a trend now.
>Implying they even watched the movie and didn't just goof around in the theatre the entire time >Implying they're trying to brag about watching minions when the entire joke is that it's a kids movie
You didn't have a lot of fun in HS did you?
Yeah, I remember as a teenager when I went to go watch Pokemon in theaters with my Burger King crown and Pokeballs strapped to my side. I was being totally ironic back then guys, i didn't really like Pokemon, it was just a joke haha
>Damage control
Topkek. I haven't seen the original vid and don't care too either but I can guarantee they were goofing off the entire time and were only memeing. They were bored, wanted to go some shitty movie and decided to joke around a bit. It's that simple.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I totally haven't seen the original video of this social media trend I did even though it gets posted every thread >they were so bored that they all decided to ironically put on three-piece suits and ironically go see a kiddie movie
uh huh
>Intimidating parents into not taking their children to a children's movie by making it a trend to get teenagers to get themselves banned from theatres by goofing off for a meme >Duuuude it's akshully a marketing ploy from the CIA
Sure kid, whatever you say
post-irony is the self-awareness of irony but still participating in an ironic act sincerely. snake eating its own tail kind of stuff. on cinema is basically post-ironic comedy.
There's a lot of zoomer third world goblinos here. They dont have the IQ necessary to see trends behind things. They take it all at face value and speak in memes
>Ugh stupid sheep don't even realize that social media is just a puppet show for a the CIA >It's literally impossible that teenagers are acting like idiots and copying each other because they think it's fun >*tips tinfoil hat out of disgust*
They're all ants compared to us geniuses anon
i m actually for the teenagers acting stupid you moron lole the npcs are the won who keep screaming how this is not funny and its a marketing strategy its the jooos
It's like they are forming clout tribes in the neo-hunter/gatherer social media dopamine refineries. It makes sense, why fish for likes alone when together a bigger haul with a team benefits all.
I want to see our culture beat our technology time and time again just to prove how this all leads towards the perfect human, and the one pure meme.
>ITT: zoomies mad that boomies see past their bullshit "W'eRe DoInG iT iRoNiCaLlY" claims, because they did the same kinds of rationalizing when they were zoomies
Proof that wisdom DOES come with age
put a pill in a mcflurry, i'm goofy
shoot me, acting for the cameras, it's a movie
i can see you're gloomy, 'cause i'm too t'd
i'm a dog on the roof like snoopy
sue me, hate me 'cause you're not me
i'm a white boy, 30 in my khakis
in the uber and i sleep, frick a car key
love the smell of gasoline, bleach and sharpies
i was on miami beach on a dark street
i wake up with sweaty sheets, sometimes it's deep
i'ma smoke a pound of weed if i can't sleep
if you can't sleep, you should call me
>doing things
No, following trends and engaging in viral marketing for free >call the cops
Pointing out how stupid it is is not 'calling the cops', do whatever you want. Zoomers are just confirming their cattle status
I'm in my 30s and I like seeing these kids having fun. And most of them seem to be white, which makes it better. I never had good friends to have any fun with, but doing stupid stuff that doesn't hurt anybody like that seems cool. I hope they have fun
>doesn't hurt anybody
They go in and ruin the movie for everyone, hollering and trashing the place, that's why they've banned that shit in many theaters
If I go to a theater and there's a group of loud, obnoxious buttholes in there ruining the movie for everyone else, you can bet your ass I'm making sure every fricking one of them gets kicked out. Cry me a fricking river. You're a teenager. You have no power.
1) I'm 45.
2) For some movies, I seek out Black theaters so that I can experience the film as an active, communal experience and not as a passive joyless soomerbot. (I have very, very good memories of seeing Alone in the Dark, using this method; a rare thing.)
3) (you) are bad at bait. 0/10.
>the joke is going to see a terrible movie in a suit and tie >oldgays sperging >heads spinning trying to decipher basic levels of irony a 10 year old could understand
Zoomies are the most based generation. They can make every other generation have a panic attack and cry just by making a stupid meme
Everyone gets the "joke" dude. You guys are the ones resulting to petty insults when older people point out that you all just want to see minions, but have to hide behind le ironic tiktok maymay because you're too embarrassed to just go see a kiddie movie in the cinema. I, on the other hand, have taken girls on dates to see stuff like Angry Birds and one of the Spongebob movies since girls already like cartoon movies anyway. You guys are paying to dress up and watch minions with a bunch of other dudes even though chicks love minions.
>IT'S A SHILL CAMPAIGN AHHH
don't care, still going to watch. >good goy
I figured you old geesers of all people would know by now that everything you have (and will) consoom is influenced by ~~*them*~~. Not like you gays are going to do anything about it anyway since you are the generations of failures and larpers. Imagine seething over people watching a minions movie of all things. On a mongolese clam scraping forum. This is your past, present, and future. Sóyllenials and gen Xers have proven that they'll seethe about anything and everything for the sake of seething. What a miserable existence. I'll enjoy my minionskino while you continue coping and crying about it. And there's nothing you can do (or will do) about it. Stay cucked, grandpas. YWNBHappy. And yes, I know you did read.
Morb posting was funnier because the people doing it weren't dumb enough to actually spend real money on that trash. they even managed to trick the morons at sony into losing more money on a second release that flopped again.
If your "ironic" shitposting is just paying these companies for their garbage then really the joke is on you.
gay meme for gay zoomers
Still better than israeli morbing bs fake meme
you think this is less fake and israeli?
jews are cool. frick off
No, it's studios still trying the viral marketing strategy
>still trying
>actually working
anon?
how? Morbius bombed hard
what viral marketing did morbius have? the movie was so bad that it got memed and THAT is what made it go viral, not the "marketing"
>it's marketing
>it's money laundering
Post some other statements that the npcs like to say.
seethe and cope moron
Do people really stupid zoomers and their ironic memes are the reason Minions 2 is a hit? The first one made over 1 billion without these gay zoomer trends. These forced memes don’t work, Morbius flopped twice
Every braindead kiddie movie always makes bank, because parents with small children are always forced to buy multiple tickets if they want to take their kids out to the movies. There are usually only one or two G-rated movies playing in cinemas at any given moment, so families have extremely limited choices of what to watch.
An someone explain this fab?
Ok, I get it: kids dressing up in suit to go see a children movie and get some Tim-Tok likes.
But to they really acts like morons, as medias claim?
its white supremes
holy shit its habbo hotel in real life
>by R. Goldberg
>Zoomers are following in our footsteps in the funniest way possible
Sometimes I love this timeline
Imagine being so stupid you believe that shit is real. Imagine being so moronic you don't even realize that's an old picture from Japan. Imagine not even reading the authors name.
The right is so desperate to have their own 'memes' it's actually sad.
>Anon is so stupid he doesn't realize he's responding to a joke post about a joke post
>Hurr but muh right wingers
Shut the frick up
Zoomers will never be that based. It's a fake image made by some anon here. That pool's closed photo has been around forever.
>this makes seth the manlet muppet rogen seethe and vey and shid his yarmulke
Imagine being this dumb
Well, they are japanese zoomers, are you fricking stupid israelite? Lmao
Those people are probably in their 40s by now, it's an old picture and a made up article
>they are in their 40s
lmao pathetic israelite
Imagine being so young you don't even recognize that image. Go back to tik tok follow the Chinese communist party trends because you believe you are owning libs based on a made up article from /misc/ and a 15+ year old image
israelite
Child.
fricking zoomers, maybe humanity is not doomed after all
been seeing a rise lately of chuds sharing fake articles like this. what is with you disingenuous fricks? surely your ideology has strong enough legs to stand on to not have to resort to tactics like this.... right?
The mere fact you can't tell which ones are fake before searching on Google is enough to paint a picture of the absolute state of current world
this image has to be 10+ years old at this point.
REEEEEE too many white people in one placeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee GOY!!
>Anyone who has fun and shitposts about a movie is a shill
>corporate culture
>
>No I did not take my meds today, how can you tell?
LUL
Remember the Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce debacle? Imagine that but dumber. Autists can't help but embarrass themselves whenever goaded by the internet to do so.
>screeching over a sauce
>totally ok
>do nothing but go see a movie in suit
>OMG CRINGE!!!!
You were one of those kids weren't you
only reason you might be angry at zoomers in suits seeing the movie is probably because you're too fat ti look good in one.
these are male teenagers not even in college maybe, it is summer and they just want to fool around and have fun. why does that piss you off?
That's a lot of projection. All I asked if you were one of them, and you spewed a frickton of vitriol. Now I have to assume you were.
>larping as an oldgay with YTMND terms
its funny to dress in younf professional suits with your friends and watch the minions movie. that's it, that's all there is to it, old man
it's not funny though, you just look like robots that are happily falling in line with your corporate overlords
it's not, newbie, it's just a marketing gag.
Yes, I will do just as the viral marketing/"news article" told me to do, because I am an adult capable of thinking for myself.
>teenagers doing something stupid
stop the presses
I hate ESLs so much it’s unreal
It's a marketing campaign that bugmen zoomers bought into
>But to they really acts like morons
Yes. They don't act like morons, they are morons.
How is that anything else but ironic?
its similar to the joker shitposting, but with suits. its great. i might go in a suit alone to see it as i dont think anyone i know would be willing to suit up with me.
You're a 25 years old man, have some shame
>post-ironic
You have 15 seconds to explain exactly what in the FRICK that even means.
Ironic appreciation that becomes genuine and sincere
Post irony doesn't exist. It's just irony, you're/they're just irony poisoned automatons
That's just admitting you were genuine but insecure in the first place.
A look, how original and UnIronic, a fake and gay attempt to change and control language. Brought to you from the sincere and totally not ridiculous mind of those who cannot define what a woman is, despite humanity heretofore being able to do so immediate and without any ambiguity for eons.
buzzword for "lying for fun"
Since when do news articles refer to age groups using generation terms instead of just saying "young people"?
Since Millennials became "journalists"
You are literally, unironically zoomers only just old enough to be conscious of the media.
Post an article 20 years old with the subject being literal children referring to them as "millennials".
>zoomers
>literal children
The oldest zoomers are 25 years old this year.
23. Zoomers started in 99. No Wikipedia doesn't change that. It's a very recent phenomenon to put them further back.
t. zoomer
Zoomers try to appear older not younger. Dumb fricking moron.
>generations are a marketing ploy
>grand father->father->son isn't a thing
Dumb fricking moron
father->father->son isn't a thing
I didn't imply that at all, I said the cutesy monikers and arbitrary society-wide generations are a ploy. In fact someone can be a millenial while being either 2 or 3 generations removed from boomers, which shows how artificial it is.
Something being rooted concretely in time is just about as far from artificial as you can get. You're dumb. Focus on easier things in life big guy
94
God you're dumb, if I say people born between 1993 and 1994 are called lemurians it's arbitrary, even if we agree on how long ago 1993 was.
>names are arbitrary
World shattering insight. As I said you are not smart so stop trying to be. This literally supports my initial statement you responded to with your dipshit need to try and be smart
Not just the names, the specific starting dates of each generation is as well. There's no reason to bicker over whether zoomers started in 1998 or 1999, because there's no substantial difference between the life of someone born in 1998 or 1999.
>DUDE IM SO SMART UR SO DUMB, WHY NEED TO ACT SMART
I'm not sure who you're trying to convince here.
Every generation after baby boomers (which was a measurable demographic phenomenon) is just a tool for marketing execs who are trying to seem like they're doing something, discussing the minutiae of when one starts and ends is moronic.
>Reads Edward Bernays' "Propaganda" once
You're an idiot
Not an argument
Never read that, but nice attempt at fallacy.
It's a meme you idiot
You do realize you're surrounded by hyper paranoid morons on this website at all times right?
>t. born in 98
Those are clearly 15 year olds in that image
See
Overcondfident moron.
https://www.academia.edu/13219793/Managing_Millennials
http://eta.health.usf.edu/PTO/module3/unit1/BoomersGenXers.pdf
https://files.eric.ed.gov/fulltext/EJ1069618.pdf
https://nacada.ksu.edu/Resources/Academic-Advising-Today/View-Articles/Millennial-Students-Rethinking-Time-Management.aspx
https://digitalcommons.salve.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1017&context=fac_staff_pub
This is a an article about a social trend. Find an example of an early 2000's article calling emos "millennials".
It makes sense to be overconfident when no one's able to refute you.
It's 5 articles on various topics, mostly regarding academia.
>Find an example of an early 2000's article calling emos "millennials".
Where are you going with those goalposts? Sadly for you, still not narrow enough
>what will surely form the foundation of Gen Y's legacy: emo
https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-xpm-2005-11-06-0511040334-story.html
Still overconfident, moronic, and too lazy to do a google search.
I dunno the argument here but linking some no name journal from some no name town isn't exactly compelling
>I dunno the argument here
Then don't budge in saying moronic shit, the other anon doesn't need help for that.
>Post an article 20 years old with the subject being literal children referring to them as "millennials".
I posted 5 from academic journals but the moron wanted something about emos for some moronic reason.
Lol you sound like a homosexual
You don't need to be this insecure, just move on.
Umm okay you still sound like a homosexual
>actually I linked 5 academic medical journals sooooo
>this source isn't good enough
>okay but that source is
>wow what kind of homosexual uses good sources?!?
Again, your insecurity is palpable.
>>what will surely form the foundation of Gen Y's legacy: emo
That's not the same, pseud. Post an example casually referring to children as their designated generation rather than some analysis.
>That's not the same
Explain how.
>Post an example casually referring to children as their designated generation
I've posted 6 of them. You're failing to narrow the goalposts even further. Why are you like this?
The 1950s or so.
hahaha me and the boys going to see MINIONS haha fricking MINIONS we're going to watch a shitty kids movie but not like we secretly want to or something, see we're just memeing you see, we're real men in our suits, not dumb kids who like MINIONS haha haha BANANA haha
>NO YOU CAN'T BE HAVING FUN WITH FRIENDS
Seriously, it's nuts that so many people here apparently never had friends in high school. If you lived in a suburb and wanted to have fun, it was either sitting around and doing drugs or doing moronic shit in public, and the former got old pretty quick.
>the only ways of having fun are: 1) doing drugs, 2) being annoying little shit and doing drugs
why are americans so soulless?
Because suburbs in America consist of highways and chain restaurants and little else.
Also, how much of a gay are you that people doing drugs and, god forbid, interacting with strangers in public spaces triggers you?
>Because suburbs in America consist of highways and chain restaurants and little else.
> why are americans so soulless?
Why do you seething irrelevants always need to suck so much America dick?
Seriously project and idol worship in a less blatant way please.
>inb4 gayanos stay on this American website, discussing american film and tv, made by americans, in america, for americans, and cry every other post because they’re literally obsessed with Americans and cannot suck enough american wiener.
It’s pathetic and embarrassing.
>facts
In fairness, we used to do both of these, plus dumpster diving. And buying cookie jars with last names on them from thrift stores and then finding someone in the phonebook with the same last name and delivering the cookie jar to their house. And playing Street Fighter II at 7-11. And shoplifting.
t. xoomer
>And buying cookie jars with last names on them from thrift stores and then finding someone in the phonebook with the same last name and delivering the cookie jar to their house.
kek this is such a nice "prank" to pull on someone as long as the cookie jar wasn't filled with poop or something.
Hahah no we did it with great joy and love.
>doorbell
>Uh, hello?
>We found your cookie jar.
>hand it over
>leave
>giggle
>go get stoned in Squig's basement
>posts the opposite and incorrect meme relative to the subject in the OP
tiresome.jpg
>I love the hekkin zoomers having fun
We're watching Cinemaphile being gaslit in real time. This place has always made fun of these broccoli haired freaks since the term zoomer was coined. No one cares they're having fun. Just like homosexuals ass fricking, we can recognize them as having fun while thinking their version of fun is gay as frick.
Cinemaphile at its core is the same type of fun these zoomies are having, you are just an election tourist
Kid, most of the people in this thread have been here longer than you've been alive.
Cinemaphile is the internet hate machine. Our brand of fun is talking shit about everything and pranking normalgays.
Cinemaphile hasn’t been the internet hate machine in well over a decade
lol what? Normalgays think Cinemaphile is a white supremacist woman-hating website with no moderation. My normalgay sister was just ranting at me the other day for using Cinemaphile, because apparently she heard about some gay NFT thing on Cinemaphile where they're selling drawings of monkeys wearing WWI German helmets, so it must be a nazi thing according to r*ddit or whatever she uses. lmao I only go to Cinemaphile, /toy/, Cinemaphile and /k/ 90% of the time, so I had no idea what she was talking about until she googled it for me.
Cinemaphile is mainstream now, you need to stop pretending it’s your secret club
Just because people know about Cinemaphile doesn't mean the place has to be inviting to fricking normies, c**t.
no it isn't. it's still the shithole of the internet where discord trannies and online nazis sling shit. normies are on tiktok twerking or watching people twerk
>shithole of the internet
No that’s discord now. Everything is corporate now and your generation has failed to prevent that
>now
Flintstones had fricking cigarette commercials. You'd best believe that at any point in history if there was money that could be made, some frick was exploiting some other dumb frick to get it.
So why get so butthurt over a tiktok meme? These kids are having innocent fun and the studios are making money
It’s summer, anon. Half of the people in this thread are just HS zoomers malding about other zoomers because muh sekrit club and muh popular kids. Just shitpost and move on, they’ll be gone in a month
>So why get so butthurt over a tiktok meme?
because this is Cinemaphile, not titkok
>not invented here syndrome
Cool, Got it
No one's getting butthurt except the kids who are mad that Cinemaphile won't go along with their meme.
Flintstones was not a kids' show. It was an animated Honeymooners for adults.
>Everything is corporate now
>now
You are still in high school, I can tell
>communists
>corporate
Pick one and read a book
Cinemaphile is the shithole of the internet. Discord is the infected fronthole in need of dilation.
It hasn't been a secret club for over a decade now, but just because normalgays are aware of Cinemaphile's existence doesn't mean they actually use it. Normalgays didn't start invading Cinemaphile en masse until the 2016 election when r*ddit banned some pro-Trump subs, and the users all migrated to /misc/. Normalgays are all mostly using things like tiktok and twitter (where this minions trend started).
I literally post in my underwear with kino on the other monitor. How is that like getting all dolled up with the girls to see a gay kids movie?
i see no difference
I see a few, gaslighting Black person
Both look like goofy fun to me
That's because you're fourteen and don't understand nuance.
>Black folk, LMAO
>minions, LMAO
>one is a campaign to piss people off inside of a game that had very little moderation at the time (this gives Habbo Hotel negative publicity)
>the other is a campaign to make Minions more money in theaters by turning the act of viewing it into a meme (this is literally free advertisement)
Only proving my point.
The people in that picture aren't trying to sell others on playing Habbo Hotel.
>paid shills are destroy cinema screenings
seek help
>paid shills
Oh no, don't get me wrong. these kids are doing it for free because they grew up with Minions. They only want to say they're doing this ironically because Minions is fricking Facebook-tier cringe and they still, for some reason, want our approval.
The equivalent would have been if zoomers dressed up in suits with nazi armbands (since Gru is supposed to be a generic supervillain or whatever) and physically blocked normalgays from watching minions. What zoomers are actually doing is following a trend started by a corporate hashtag on twitter. It's a viral marketing campaign by definition.
>Cinemaphile
>annoys 10 year olds on habbo hotel anonymously without fear of repurcussions
>zoomers
>litteraly destroys a destroys a cinema
yeah, i think i know who's more powerfull
>litteraly destroys a cinema
destroys a destroys a cinema
So white teenagers acting like black people is based now?
>What zoomers are actually doing is following a trend started by a corporate hashtag on twitter. It's a viral marketing campaign by definition.
Fricking this. Zoomer culture is corporate culture, there's nothing to distinguish the two. The gen x cynicism was so adamant are trying to reject consumerism but they failed and here we are today. Where zoomers think products are counter cultural.
All attempts at counterculture (hippies, beatniks etc) failed and died off or simply got absorbed into corporate consoomerist culture. And if you sincerely think that hollywood films like Fight Club, Office Space, Fear and Loathing etc are genuine grassroots counterculture then I have a bridge to sell you
>All attempts at counterculture (hippies, beatniks etc) failed and died off or simply got absorbed into corporate consoomerist culture.
100% but there was an honesty in those counter cultural movements, wanting to be promiscuous and do drugs was actually counter cultural from the conservative 50s. Now it's the standard. There's nothing about Gen Z counter cultural movements that will be remembered as against the status quo. I say this as a zoomer born in 2000 the beginning of Gen Z, it's transparently obvious that we have no counter culture movement that we'll be remembered for.
One day you'll realize that the real memories you make with real friends are natural and largely private. Things like staying up all night listening to a homie vent after a bad breakup or a road trip to see a concert where the two hours spent in the car is funner than seeing the crappy band play. Those experiences will endure more than some canned, corporate approved little outing for clueless teens.
It's like the congressman that was having "ironic" gay sex.
You’ll see the same happen with Barbie, calling it now
you're seeing desperate snoy viral marketing.
and its a cheap copy of rocky horror picture show crowds.
That's clearly just ironic. Like most of the things you morons call "post-ironic".
Not really. They'll pretend that watching minions is "for the meme" but it's really cuz they grew up on that shit and want to appreciate it nostalgically with their friends.
Then it's just genuine but insecure.
No it's sincerity transcending irony
No it isn't, there was no irony in the first place like you said, just a facade of irony because sincerity is gay to teenagers.
Will pic related be a thing for the Barbie release?
Imagine marketing a movie for free and even dressing up for it
Zoomers are the perfect consomers
Same people that stay up all night for marvel and star wars premieres.
That's for genuine appreciation for the movies, not to get some tik tok likes.
Liking stuff sincerely > doing le wacky shit ironically
to all the homosexuals in this thread saying this isn't funny go back you election tourists or stay in your containment board
Viral marketing is never funny, zoomie
>It's viral marketing to associate your children's movie with edgy zoomers making swastikas in suits
Then it's a hilarious failure if that's true , kek. Nah, you're an out of touch old man
The swastika shit never happened idiot. Are people actually this stupid they believe fake sceenshots from /misc/? Holy shit
Zoomers definitely engage in edgy humor, I realize that they aren't doing literal habo hotel raids with fake afros lmao
Chill out
>Viral marketing is never funny, zoomie
moron
its funny because its absurd, its funny because it makes no sense, its funny because its funny
its the kind of shit that close friends do together just to have fun together with no motive just monkey brain humor
are you that much of an autist you need a textbook to explain to you why some people find something funny
It's not funny though
lets say you went with some relative child to watch minions together and you see 25 teenager walking in with a suit to a children movie, thats not funny to you
Post your ID zoomie. I will accept a school ID since that is likely all you have
If I see 25 teenagers going to see a shitty kid's movie, I'd instantly have to assume it's something the internet told them to do since they're fricking easily-influenced sheep.
No, that's just being a genuine fan but being too afraid to admit it in public.
See for something to be funny it generally has to have a punchline. I guess you could say that you guys wearing suits ARE the punchline, but that's only because of social media. It's like you're acting out a gag from Dumb and Dumber or Mr. Bean to try to make other people laugh at your own expense. Socially inept morons are funny in movies, but they're just annoying in real life. Pool's closed due to aids was an actual prank that baited people who weren't aware of the joke into making fools of themselves. It wasn't some viral marketing thing done for likes on tiktok.
The Habbo Hotel raids were clearly viral marketing for Habbo Hotel you fricking idiot, millennials are just as stupid as zoomers I swear to God
>drawing swastikas with black afro guys and forcing the website to temporarily shut down is actually viral marketing for the website
moron
>Intimidating parents into not taking their children to a children's movie by making it a trend to get teenagers to get themselves banned from theatres by goofing off for a meme
>Duuuude it's akshully a marketing ploy from the CIA
Sure kid, whatever you say
why is seeing someone slip and fall funny, wheres the punchline in that
The fall. Hence, the "punch" of "punchline".
Dude you can just fricking say you like Minions; stop being a gay about it.
>its funny because its absurd, its funny because it makes no sense, its funny because its funny
none of these are reasons
there either isn't one and you're just brainwashed and can't accept it, or there is a reason and you're not saying it
Its not funny at all, it's just odd
>but they are having FUN!!
Alright, it's still no funny no matter how much fun they are having
You're giving money to one of the worst animations studios to see one of the lamest cartoon franchises in film history. Its not funny and neither was the shit I did as a teenager, but I didnt shill a garbage movie for free and take part in an unfunny marketing campaign. You are a tool, kid. You're cope is embarassing.
>Anon is such a frick up he literally can't understand what fun is anymore out of the sheer cringe he has put himself through
Many such cases
Bruh, me and my homies arent gonna have fun wearing monkey suits at a childrens movie. What the frick. We're gonna get blazed and play ultimate frisby. I feel bad for you zoomers. You literally need to have your recreational activities validated by tiktok to enjoy them. Turn your phone off and find a personality.
you think too much about money its not about the movie its about you having fun with your friends and having a good time, morons like you thinking that they are not the biggest consoom homosexuals just because they don't buy funko pop like other consoom homosexuals
Not only can you do that for free, you can do it in places that arent filled with little kids. Your "its just friends having fun xD" cope is such bullshit. You do it for social media posturing, like a little girl on top of shilling for a multinational media corporation. You are a tool
Whats funny about it exactly? I see that it's amusing and maybe weird and moronic, but funny?
if you seriously see yourself as that pic youre no different than early 2000s atheists.
i mean, they're just kids having fun. Most are probably wearing their prom suits to at least have a second use out of it.
it was a funny tiktok meme and then other people started copying it
it doesn't have to have any deep thought or "post irony" fricking nonsense behind its, just kids being silly little gooses
when the frick did we stop having fun for fun's sake?
>don't question the viral marketing, just follow trend, it's FUN
Its hilarious seeing shills like this
Millennials are seething that kids are having fun without it having to be politically charged
concern trolling.
when communists took over the media and decided to hate white people.
millenials are seethe incarnate. Their opinions are irrelevant
Give me one good reason there shouldn't be an elite ruling class to rule over the 90% of the population that are mindless cattle.
let me guess, YOU are one of the real free "thinkers"?
Gru is Hitler and the Minions are Amerimutts looking for leadership.
Minions are the divine warriors of Allah
>he thinks only zoomers like morbius
Every time someone makes a thread about this, zoomers come out of the woodwork to defend it by claiming it's funny and that people who think it's dumb are old fogeys with no friends. Do you tards not realize that these gay social media trends have been happening for at least a decade at this point? They've always been considered infantile stunts for moronic normalgay sheep who crave attention. The first person who starts the trend is always funny, but when other people start copying that trend in order to fit in with the crowd, it isn't cool or funny anymore. By the time the media is reporting on it, the joke is already worn out. You would've been the homosexuals doing Kony 2012 or dancing to Gangnam Style if you had been on twitter ten years ago.
>claiming it's funny and that people who think it's dumb are old fogeys with no friends
You are. Otherwise you wouldn't post something as moronic as
>Do you tards not realize that these gay social media trends have been happening for at least a decade at this point? They've always been considered infantile stunts for moronic normalgay sheep who crave attention.
All of that is the kind of shit poseur narcissists say trying to pretend they aren't trendy idiots. Shut the frick up and have fun or I will fricking MAKE you have fun
How the frick is bragging online that you paid to watch minions fun? You never explain this in any of these threads. It's just the Cinemaphile equivalent of "this game is good because multiplayer is fun with your friends." You're watching an objectively braindead movie with your friends as a "joke." People have been doing that forever. The only difference is that you homosexuals are doing it for online clout because it's a trend now.
>Implying they even watched the movie and didn't just goof around in the theatre the entire time
>Implying they're trying to brag about watching minions when the entire joke is that it's a kids movie
You didn't have a lot of fun in HS did you?
Yeah, I remember as a teenager when I went to go watch Pokemon in theaters with my Burger King crown and Pokeballs strapped to my side. I was being totally ironic back then guys, i didn't really like Pokemon, it was just a joke haha
Haha me too what a weird coincidence, I only spent hundreds of dollars as a child collecting Pokemon cards ironically lmao
What a sick joke
Nice damage control when the original video that started the trend shows them watching the entire movie from beginning to end.
>Damage control
Topkek. I haven't seen the original vid and don't care too either but I can guarantee they were goofing off the entire time and were only memeing. They were bored, wanted to go some shitty movie and decided to joke around a bit. It's that simple.
>I totally haven't seen the original video of this social media trend I did even though it gets posted every thread
>they were so bored that they all decided to ironically put on three-piece suits and ironically go see a kiddie movie
uh huh
nice strawman you dumb Black person
its not post ironic, its just irony
Fairly certain Cinemaphile started this with Robert-posting
Same energy.
No
It's a glib facsimile
post-irony is the self-awareness of irony but still participating in an ironic act sincerely. snake eating its own tail kind of stuff. on cinema is basically post-ironic comedy.
so is the movie good or not?
This is ironic movie going, none of these people have any genuine enthusiasm for a kids movie.
>t. born before 00's
>none of these people have any genuine enthusiasm for a kids movie.
sure they don't ;^)
this website is filled with more npcs than twitter i just realized
which comment hurt your feelings?
There's a lot of zoomer third world goblinos here. They dont have the IQ necessary to see trends behind things. They take it all at face value and speak in memes
>Ugh stupid sheep don't even realize that social media is just a puppet show for a the CIA
>It's literally impossible that teenagers are acting like idiots and copying each other because they think it's fun
>*tips tinfoil hat out of disgust*
They're all ants compared to us geniuses anon
i m actually for the teenagers acting stupid you moron lole the npcs are the won who keep screaming how this is not funny and its a marketing strategy its the jooos
You still haven't explained why this is supposed to be funny
>zoomers can't even shitpost without consooming corpo slop
What do you think you’re doing right now?
you dont have to pay to post on Cinemaphile you braindead zoomie
It's like they are forming clout tribes in the neo-hunter/gatherer social media dopamine refineries. It makes sense, why fish for likes alone when together a bigger haul with a team benefits all.
I want to see our culture beat our technology time and time again just to prove how this all leads towards the perfect human, and the one pure meme.
>ITT: zoomies mad that boomies see past their bullshit "W'eRe DoInG iT iRoNiCaLlY" claims, because they did the same kinds of rationalizing when they were zoomies
Proof that wisdom DOES come with age
I see the Reddit millennials have completely taken over this place. All these butthurt comments are embarrassing
You can just say you like Minions homosexual.
>following internet trends set by the Chinese communist party (tik tok) in favor of giant corporations is..... Le good?!
and consuming Reddit crap is somehow better? You homosexuals enabled this
You kids are the only ones butthurt in these threads. We came here to laugh at you.
Irony and sarcasm is the death of humor
Zoomers are the perfect consoomer cattle
>Cinemaphile at its core is the same type of fun these zoomies are having, you are just an election tourist
put a pill in a mcflurry, i'm goofy
shoot me, acting for the cameras, it's a movie
i can see you're gloomy, 'cause i'm too t'd
i'm a dog on the roof like snoopy
sue me, hate me 'cause you're not me
i'm a white boy, 30 in my khakis
in the uber and i sleep, frick a car key
love the smell of gasoline, bleach and sharpies
i was on miami beach on a dark street
i wake up with sweaty sheets, sometimes it's deep
i'ma smoke a pound of weed if i can't sleep
if you can't sleep, you should call me
I'd probably have done this shit if I was born 10+ years later as a zoomie.
Good for you kiddos, make those jannies pay.
>what? Ppl doingtgings with friends and having fun? I AM LITERALLY GOINGINSANEAAAAAAAAAAAAA Call the cops
>doing things
No, following trends and engaging in viral marketing for free
>call the cops
Pointing out how stupid it is is not 'calling the cops', do whatever you want. Zoomers are just confirming their cattle status
I'm in my 30s and I like seeing these kids having fun. And most of them seem to be white, which makes it better. I never had good friends to have any fun with, but doing stupid stuff that doesn't hurt anybody like that seems cool. I hope they have fun
>doesn't hurt anybody
They go in and ruin the movie for everyone, hollering and trashing the place, that's why they've banned that shit in many theaters
If you go to a movie theater and you are surrounded by people having fun, you have to options:
1) have fun
2) be a fricking b***h
If I go to a theater and there's a group of loud, obnoxious buttholes in there ruining the movie for everyone else, you can bet your ass I'm making sure every fricking one of them gets kicked out. Cry me a fricking river. You're a teenager. You have no power.
1) I'm 45.
2) For some movies, I seek out Black theaters so that I can experience the film as an active, communal experience and not as a passive joyless soomerbot. (I have very, very good memories of seeing Alone in the Dark, using this method; a rare thing.)
3) (you) are bad at bait. 0/10.
Kek, I remember seeing White Chicks at a Magic Johnson theatre on opening weekend. 10/10 experience
>I seek out Black theaters so that I can experience the film as an active, communal experience
holy r*ddit
Thats based. I went to see king kong skull island at the hood theatre and it was a blast.
No
The Room has been selling out theaters for 2 decades now
Why are modern trends so soulless
David was right. It's no wonder he necked himself. Sincerity is dead.
Every zoomer thinks they are some social media influencer.
lucky theaters, $20 is $20 whether it's transacted ironically or not
Zoomers are paying to be apart of collective ironic expression.
>the joke is going to see a terrible movie in a suit and tie
>oldgays sperging
>heads spinning trying to decipher basic levels of irony a 10 year old could understand
Zoomies are the most based generation. They can make every other generation have a panic attack and cry just by making a stupid meme
>do something moronic
>people point out its moronic
>WOAH SO BASED LOOK HOW MAD AND DUMB THEY ARE
Damn this is actually sad
>joke's on them I was only pretending to be moronic
Everyone gets the "joke" dude. You guys are the ones resulting to petty insults when older people point out that you all just want to see minions, but have to hide behind le ironic tiktok maymay because you're too embarrassed to just go see a kiddie movie in the cinema. I, on the other hand, have taken girls on dates to see stuff like Angry Birds and one of the Spongebob movies since girls already like cartoon movies anyway. You guys are paying to dress up and watch minions with a bunch of other dudes even though chicks love minions.
So this just some thinly veiled marketing plan like the Morbius "memes"?
When are you gonna watch Minionskino, Cinemaphile? Be sure to dress up
>IT'S A SHILL CAMPAIGN AHHH
don't care, still going to watch.
>good goy
I figured you old geesers of all people would know by now that everything you have (and will) consoom is influenced by ~~*them*~~. Not like you gays are going to do anything about it anyway since you are the generations of failures and larpers. Imagine seething over people watching a minions movie of all things. On a mongolese clam scraping forum. This is your past, present, and future. Sóyllenials and gen Xers have proven that they'll seethe about anything and everything for the sake of seething. What a miserable existence. I'll enjoy my minionskino while you continue coping and crying about it. And there's nothing you can do (or will do) about it. Stay cucked, grandpas. YWNBHappy. And yes, I know you did read.
>No one's getting butthurt except the kids who are mad that Cinemaphile won't go along with their meme.
Selfies and "this is you" name-calling are also traits of kids your age, yes.
>implying people went to see Morbius
>implying it's impossible for people to genuinely enjoy the yellow Rabbids.
You could tell that this "trend" was dead when Nick Fuentes hopped on it.
Morb posting was funnier because the people doing it weren't dumb enough to actually spend real money on that trash. they even managed to trick the morons at sony into losing more money on a second release that flopped again.
If your "ironic" shitposting is just paying these companies for their garbage then really the joke is on you.