are you a fan of the original willy wonka film?

are you a fan of the original willy wonka film?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yea

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >poor whiteoid neighborhood but very limited crime
    Really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reality of the appalachia

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        smoking meth, child molestation and fucking your sister is a crime

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          only individually. if you do all 3 at once, it's culture.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          naggers do that en masse.
          Except they smoke crack.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the irony of nonwhites constantly accusing white people of incest is that the rates of incest are much higher for every other race, and it's a major contributing factor to poverty that most people ignore

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            shhhh SHUT UP go back to the narrative you FUCK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well the original story was set in the UK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute worst whites in america have a homicide rate of 6 per 100k. The worst black areas are usually 50-80

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense, that's how it works in real life.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it, isn't "willy" some childish euphemism for penis and "wanker" is someone who masturbates a lot?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, I've never heard this suggested before but I think you might be onto something.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fan of her budding breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The best thing about her breasts is that they never grew all that much beyond that size. She was really pretty in her 20s and 30s.
      Sadly, she only ever did one nude scene, with a great rear shot, but you can barely make out her breasts from the side.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post pic or name movie!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A series, actually. Poldark, second season. Look it up on aznude.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She wants my squirrel

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd feast on HER bean.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was Grandpa molesting Charlie? They did sleep together which is strange.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro they were broke as broke could be.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They should be working instead of lying in bed all day browsing instant gram

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, if you actually watched the movie, you could see that Charlie had his own room.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, much better than the burton's cgi slop
    also want to put my hands down her shirt

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they never make a movie about the glass elevator?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The plot of the book hinges on a violent gang rape which they obviously couldn't include in the film, so rather than alter the story so drastically to remove the scene it was decided to leave the book unadapted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess a ploy about man eating aliens and traveling into the land of the dead just is too out there for the Wonka Chocomatic Universe.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd straight up fuck her ass and mouth then have her piss in my face and mouth.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She wants it NOW!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me of a 70s pornstar i saw once.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kristine Debell?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How hairy is she?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to show her my Willy Wonka.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That reminds me i haven't seen a single post about the newest crop of Violet/Veruca 3.0 actresses.

    Cinemaphile has truly fallen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i NEED a goth ASR GF and i need one NOW!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ASR started waxing her arms so she's not interesting anymore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd still wax her ass if you know what I mean (I don't)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but what does that have to do with Timothy Chamalamadingdong's new Wonka movie?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          talk about a chocolate factory

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bruh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Literally the only time a frogpost has been funny. Well done anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing I just want her arm hair and belly hair back.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The unruly Veruca Salt may have been more than a handful for her overly permissive parents in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," but the actress who played her, Julie Dawn Cole, could not control an unexpected real-life development during filming as she, well, developed.

    >"When we were filming I was 12, almost 13, and different things happen physically to a young girl at that age," explained Cole. "So I started as a very flat-chested 12-year-old, but I was quite proud, as any 12-year-old would be, about what was happening up top. Of course they filmed out of sequence, so we did the factory gates first of all, then something else. We finally did my finding of the golden ticket six weeks into the filming, by which time I had become a proud 32 AA."

    >"You probably don't remember this, Mel, but I remember because I'm scarred by this for life, and you owe me many sessions of therapy," she teased, "but you and [producer] Stan Margulies stood around discussing whether I needed to wear binders because you could see my bumps. I was immensely proud of them, and you were going, 'No, you can't see them.' And Stan Margulies was going, 'Yes, you can.' 'No, you can't.' I'm going [speaks excitedly], 'Yes, you can! Yes, you can!' Anyway, I figured you inhibited my development, and I never became a DD. That's never been told before."

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's demented. And I like that.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bup

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the movie supposed to take place in England? Half the characters have British accents and some have American ones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was shot primarily in Germany, and with some of the factory parts being in Spain and Ireland

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not really but I own it on 4k blu-ray

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    needs brat correction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. She's perfect as she is. A little princess.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A little princess.

        A spoiled QUEEN

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >spoiled
          Not spoiled at all. Very refined, actually.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she probably wears only the most exquisite lingerie imported directly from Paris

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A rather disobedient young lady that needs some aggressive figging.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she was present when Mike Teevee shrunk down

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For a second her face almost reminded me of prime Jessica Harper

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they still show the tunnel scene with the chickens having their heads cut off on afternoon tv

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