Thats the joke, in the leftist utopia portrayed by startrek, you could fuck anything you want on the holodeck
When we get the real version you'll get #metooed because AI rights matter..
>AI right matter
they don't though. They're was a whole star trek voyager episode where they showed the federation is using all the "doctor" programs for slave labor, doing shit like asteroid mining. The Voyagers Doc rights a book ands uploads it back to earth where his publisher just yanks it immediately on the basis that doc isn't a real person, so free shit to steal.
The Captain and Doc have some bs court drama to get his book back on a technicality, but it it doesn't give AI rights. Though i'm sure in the picard and more modern woke shit series they have fixed that and handed out rights to holograms, robots, dogs, etc.
>and handed out rights to holograms, robots, dogs, etc.
You remember The Measure of a Man? That episode doesn't matter now. The Federation made a slave race of androids and regressed a couple hundred years politically (they even brought back TV). The androids eventually rebelled(?), which made the Federation back out of helping the Romulans evacuate their homeword (literally no one else but Picard wanted to do the work), leading to Picard's forced retirement with his lovely French chateau and Tal Shiar meido.
Also, Picard died and was replaced with an android doppelganger, but no one really seems to care.
Probably something along the lines of owning the rights to anything made by Federation citizens using Federation tech.
1. (You) own nothing
2. (You) will be happy
So if you cum in the holodeck, I imagine it just gets sucked up and goes back into the replicators. Literally everyone on the ship is now eating your semen.
In Gene Roddenberry’s future, we’ve moved beyond the need for masturbation.
You don't masturbate in the holodeck. You FUCK the holodeck.
but can it consent
Only if the user wants it to
yes, and that's why it's so great for rape fantasies
What about sentient holograms? Regina Barthalomew, for example.
She just had a very convincing illusion of sentience. Like a liberal.
Depends on the safety protocols.
Thats the joke, in the leftist utopia portrayed by startrek, you could fuck anything you want on the holodeck
When we get the real version you'll get #metooed because AI rights matter..
>AI right matter
they don't though. They're was a whole star trek voyager episode where they showed the federation is using all the "doctor" programs for slave labor, doing shit like asteroid mining. The Voyagers Doc rights a book ands uploads it back to earth where his publisher just yanks it immediately on the basis that doc isn't a real person, so free shit to steal.
The Captain and Doc have some bs court drama to get his book back on a technicality, but it it doesn't give AI rights. Though i'm sure in the picard and more modern woke shit series they have fixed that and handed out rights to holograms, robots, dogs, etc.
>and handed out rights to holograms, robots, dogs, etc.
You remember The Measure of a Man? That episode doesn't matter now. The Federation made a slave race of androids and regressed a couple hundred years politically (they even brought back TV). The androids eventually rebelled(?), which made the Federation back out of helping the Romulans evacuate their homeword (literally no one else but Picard wanted to do the work), leading to Picard's forced retirement with his lovely French chateau and Tal Shiar meido.
Also, Picard died and was replaced with an android doppelganger, but no one really seems to care.
It keeps the records of all your previous masturbation's, so if it feels like you are cheating it, it could contact Counselor and get you trouble..
not only is it allowed, it's necessary for the starship to function. The semen is absorbed by the floor and recycled for use in the replicators.
CEI is required viewing at the Academy.
Probably the same for the showers and toilets. Suck on worf's pubes.
But what of Starfleet's tax policy?
The Federation is utopian space socialism, government owns everything so no need for taxes.
1. The Federation absolutely has currency
2. There are no taxes but you can be fined
So basically UBI and social credit
Probably something along the lines of owning the rights to anything made by Federation citizens using Federation tech.
1. (You) own nothing
2. (You) will be happy
>computer, lock doors
>load pictures of feet
So if you cum in the holodeck, I imagine it just gets sucked up and goes back into the replicators. Literally everyone on the ship is now eating your semen.
i think it burns off like a self cleaning oven, or you have a jizz monkey like rom mop it up
>Literally everyone on the ship is now eating your semen.
If you're already on the ship, you've also been eating their shit, so...
I haven't fapped in over a year. Not a problem.
Replicator matter is broken down into particles before being resequenced.
Yes. Don’t worry. Rom will clean it up.
Imagine the smell.
>implying Nina Hartley meets Mike Horner at VHS quality wasn't standard on that timeline of Star Trek
Total Solid Death
Yeah but it all gets sent to the federation
Somehow the second time I have had cause to post this song in 2 days
Bitches don't know about my holodeck skills and make a planet of vagina's