Are you allowed to masturbate in the Holodeck?

Are you allowed to masturbate in the Holodeck?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Gene Roddenberry’s future, we’ve moved beyond the need for masturbation.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't masturbate in the holodeck. You FUCK the holodeck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but can it consent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only if the user wants it to

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, and that's why it's so great for rape fantasies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about sentient holograms? Regina Barthalomew, for example.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She just had a very convincing illusion of sentience. Like a liberal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the safety protocols.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats the joke, in the leftist utopia portrayed by startrek, you could fuck anything you want on the holodeck
        When we get the real version you'll get #metooed because AI rights matter..

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >AI right matter
          they don't though. They're was a whole star trek voyager episode where they showed the federation is using all the "doctor" programs for slave labor, doing shit like asteroid mining. The Voyagers Doc rights a book ands uploads it back to earth where his publisher just yanks it immediately on the basis that doc isn't a real person, so free shit to steal.
          The Captain and Doc have some bs court drama to get his book back on a technicality, but it it doesn't give AI rights. Though i'm sure in the picard and more modern woke shit series they have fixed that and handed out rights to holograms, robots, dogs, etc.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and handed out rights to holograms, robots, dogs, etc.
            You remember The Measure of a Man? That episode doesn't matter now. The Federation made a slave race of androids and regressed a couple hundred years politically (they even brought back TV). The androids eventually rebelled(?), which made the Federation back out of helping the Romulans evacuate their homeword (literally no one else but Picard wanted to do the work), leading to Picard's forced retirement with his lovely French chateau and Tal Shiar meido.
            Also, Picard died and was replaced with an android doppelganger, but no one really seems to care.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It keeps the records of all your previous masturbation's, so if it feels like you are cheating it, it could contact Counselor and get you trouble..

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not only is it allowed, it's necessary for the starship to function. The semen is absorbed by the floor and recycled for use in the replicators.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CEI is required viewing at the Academy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the same for the showers and toilets. Suck on worf's pubes.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what of Starfleet's tax policy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Federation is utopian space socialism, government owns everything so no need for taxes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. The Federation absolutely has currency
      2. There are no taxes but you can be fined

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So basically UBI and social credit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably something along the lines of owning the rights to anything made by Federation citizens using Federation tech.
      1. (You) own nothing
      2. (You) will be happy

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >computer, lock doors
    >load pictures of feet

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if you cum in the holodeck, I imagine it just gets sucked up and goes back into the replicators. Literally everyone on the ship is now eating your semen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think it burns off like a self cleaning oven, or you have a jizz monkey like rom mop it up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally everyone on the ship is now eating your semen.
      If you're already on the ship, you've also been eating their shit, so...

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't fapped in over a year. Not a problem.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replicator matter is broken down into particles before being resequenced.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Don’t worry. Rom will clean it up.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Nina Hartley meets Mike Horner at VHS quality wasn't standard on that timeline of Star Trek

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Solid Death

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but it all gets sent to the federation

    Somehow the second time I have had cause to post this song in 2 days

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches don't know about my holodeck skills and make a planet of vagina's

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