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I'm so bored of female protagonists in alien. It just signals a lack of interest in telling an authentic original story and instead just riding on tropes of the series.
That's the only story this universe can tell, I think.
The whole original story is literally the "actually it was the woman who was a strong survivor" which is relevant in the context of 1970s rape culture but not today.
It's like a mini-genre whose time has come and gone.
>1970s rape culture
Please get raped by pakis and die.
>1970s rape culture
Yeah the civil rights movement was a disaster
Nah, the trailer looked pretty shit. I'm skeptical you never know.
Frankenstein-style motherhood has been the central theme since the beginning. Would you rather a male lead being the mother vessel?
>Frankenstein-style motherhood has been the central theme since the beginning.
And the first person impregnated was a dude. What could be more frankentsinian than a pregant MAN?
That's why he simply dies.
But everyone who gets facehugged simply dies, what exactly is the point you’re trying to make? I don’t see why the protag has to be female.
Looks like the majority of those references in no way support what you’re saying, try again
I was trying to inform you of well-known and pretty fricking obvious literary influences, not convince you of some argument, gaytrons. If you want to be illiterate morons, be my guest.
No one cares you pseudo-intellectual homosexual
No, YOU don't care because consooming capeshit is all you're good for, drooling moron that you are.
If you cannot pick up on themes of motherhood in literally every single installment of the Alien franchise you should really stick to coloring books.
>dumb Black person can't figure out that I linked google scholar with three search terms
>second result is Reproduction and the Maternal Body in the Alien Series
>duhhhh, how do searches work? you mean not every result is going to be related to what I'm looking for?
>didn't even notice that alien covenant directly quotes from Ozymandias, a poem written by shelley's husband, who some suspect is the real author of Frankenstein to begin with
Jesus, this really is the dumbest fricking board on the site.
Let’s cut to the chase, homosexual.
How does any of this preclude a male protagonist? Frankenstein had a male protagonist.
Did you just ask him to think for himself and reply to you with an actual thought instead of linking random bullshit?
It doesn't preclude a male protagonist but it's easier to explore motherhood with a female protagonist than a male one. The female MC, Ripley or otherwise, does something akin to giving birth in all but one of the Alien movies; now imagine how much less effective this would be with a male MC. Unless you're in the "pregnant people" camp and want men to be included in the "people to give birth" category of wokies.
>dId yOu JusT reFeRenCE a BOoK iN mY gOySLop ThreAd?
>i'Ll HaVe You KNoW sCrEeNPlayS aRe WriTten bY peOplE as iLliteErAtE as ME!
>dIreCt SheLlEy QuOTeS in The FRaNcHiSE aRe rUssIAn PropAgaNdA lIkE MarVeL tOlD mE
If you're out of your depth you should keep it to yourself.
Shut up, homosexual.
You first, homosexual.
>but it's easier to explore motherhood with a female protagonist than a male one
But the whole point of the Aliens is that its a fricked up perverted version of motherhood, which could absolutely work with a guy. I’d argue it *would* work better and should be explored, instead of rehashing a female protag again.
Yeah but have the fun of the alien franchise has been having somewhat unconventionally attractive female leads in eldritch horror scenarios. I would rather a male lead than some ugo diversity hire, though.
I almost wish Zendaya was Ripley's daughter since Ripley grossed me the frick out in every movie they both have no sex appeal I want this franchise to be great it's time to embrace conventionally sexy women in the spacey rape/eugenics horror show
What about an alien in your Alien?
Ayy
Yeah she'd be a good mindbroken Newt character with boobs if she gained weight
ABOMINATION
The frick are you talking about? Men have gotten impregnated in every single Alien story ever made. You're in no way new to that idea.
You’re going in circles. The point was the female protag cliche is getting tired and theres no reason it cant be a dude
>hurrr, I was trying to inform you of a book calles Frankenstein and it's author Mary Shelly
Lmao, Black person. We already know about Frankenstein, we're saying that your interpretation of it and of Alien is moronic and gay just like your life.
The first reference is about Promethean themes, not pregnancy. The rest just get less relevant from there. You’re a moron.
>heh, I linked to a post that quotes some dumbshit some other homosexual said that I heard about in a video essay on YouTube once, I no longer need to make an argument
have a nice day.
The funniest thing is that jn the priginal script by Dan O'Bannon Ripley was a man, and only the feminist homosexual Ridley wanted to turn Ripley into a chick. Alien would have been way better if Ripley was a guy. She was supposed to be a guy, and now the entire series is just feminist bullshit.
> Frankenstein-style motherhood
What?
Frankenstein was written by Mary Wolstonecraft Shelley or however you spell that b***hes name. She was pregnant at the time and a lot of the themes of Frankenstein revolve around the horrors of maternal creation. The literary links between Alien and Frankenstein are pretty obvious and I'm nowhere close to the first person to connect those dots. Might be some good stuff here:
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=frankenstein+alien+ridley&btnG=
Alien has always had overt sexual and pregnancy themes so female protagonists make sense from a thematic perspective.
yeah, Cameron understood this and that is why Aliens was the perfect sequel
I agree, when I saw it at the kinoplex and Ripley came in the powerloarder and she said "Get away from her you b***h!” the whole cinema were jaw dropping and clapping
Prometheus burned me out on it. Shaw was so dumb and uninteresting I just want them to try something else.
Blame Aliens
At this point I'm just watching it for the porn and alien rape, we haven't had a good alien movie since Aliens or aliens 3 depending on how you feel about that movie, anyways, why fricking bother having any hope or expectations?
So we agree we’re watching this for alien deepthroat and no other reason?
Yes.
moner boner
2pbp
ok, i'll watch it
>She's the one that gets mouth raped by the face hugger
Imagine....
i would put my pp in her if you catch my meaning
It won't be woke, all the diverse characters will die while the white girl survives. The TV show will be woke garbage though.
Legion is based
Fargo seasons 1-3 are based
Fargo season 4 and 5 are cringe.
Hopefully Hawley goes back to based.
Those all suck.
no
Why do they use the same damn audio instrumental for the trailer?
Same motifs how will they make impact cause they don't?!
Looks like a 3d slopfest
Why do they keep remaking Alien instead of an Event Horizon sequel we all deserve?
Because R rated movies are a tough enough sell to executives, and Event Horizon was so gorey it almost got an X.
Weird. It looks like they tried to make a mish mash of what worked for Alien and Aliens.
Because that's the only reason anyone would watch another Alien film after Prometheus.
no fassbender no watch
absolutely nothing new offered
You could make this with AI and it would be better. Try harder israelites.
They are returning to the iconic retro-technology with old glitchy screens.
No they're not. That's the old part of the station
it looks cool
looks cool
love the rings of this nameless planet
it has clumps that throw shadows
scientifically accurate according to Cassini data gathered from Saturn
Hella excited here.
>Lastly, you just touched on the Weyland-Yutani spaceship that your team built, but overall, how did you balance practical effects and VFX?
>For the creatures, we brought in all the guys from Aliens. They were in their early twenties when they made Aliens, and they were a part of Stan Winston’s [special effects] team. And now we had them at the top of their game. They have their own shops, and so we brought them all together to work on all the creatures, because we went with all animatronics and puppets at every level. I even got the chance to be under the table with them, puppeteering all these animatronics.
>I have this obsession with no green screens, so we built every creature and set. Everything had to be built so we were really living and breathing in these spaces. But I’m not an anti-CG guy. I got the chance to do Evil Dead, because I had made this short movie called Panic Attack! with a couple of friends and we did all the CG. So I come from a background where I know how to build the effects myself. I still do VFX shots in my movies to this day. I’ll cut and do VFX shots on my computer, sometimes. So it’s just whatever is best for the shot, and when it comes to face-to-face encounters and moments with creatures, nothing beats the real thing.
>For the sets, we built spaceships and we built miniatures. We went back to all of that. And then we figured out ways to marry it with the CG world. There’s some things that only CG can do for the scope and movement. So it really has to be the right tool for the shot. Ideally, you should never feel like you’re watching CG. Ideally, there should be nothing there where the audience goes, “Well, that was clearly CG.” It should always feel practical, but I prefer practical because I want to see it when I’m there [on set]. There is nothing worse than having nothing to look at when I’m shooting. But some things that are CG can really blow your mind when done right.
>Ridley watched [Alien: Romulus] after I had just finished the director’s cut, and there was no VFX on the director’s cut. There was no time to make any. But he still had the whole experience. There was nothing missing. You know what I mean? So take it that way. You can watch it without VFX, and you’ll know exactly what’s going on. You won’t miss it much. That is a fact.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/alien-romulus-trailer-ridley-scott-1235856321/
EVERYTHING IS CANON
>So Alien: Romulus takes place between Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986), but it’s reportedly “unconnected” to those films. Is that correct?
>That’s not correct, but it does take place between the two movies. The way we crafted it is if you haven’t seen any of them, I’m jealous because you’ll have an incredible experience. You’ll have all these worlds of Alien coming at you, and you’ve never experienced any of this. You don’t know how the creature is born, and you don’t know any of these things. That’s fantastic. You’ll have a blast.
>Now, if you’ve seen the others, then it’s a completely different experience in a way, because you’ll see and you’ll find those connections with the other movies. And if you’re a fan, you’ll be that person who annoys your friends in the theater, by telling them that you know what this is from and where that gun is from and what the characters are talking about.
>So it is crafted in that way, and hopefully it works that way for everybody, but it is connected to all of them. I love all of those movies. I didn’t want to omit or ignore any of them when it comes to connections at a story level, character level, technology level and creature level. There’s always connections from Alien to Alien: Covenant.
>it is connected to all of them. I love all of those movies
Holy based, this is going to be kino.
Marvel really did destroy cinema shit I thought it was a meme
If Alien and Covenant are canon, then how did a ship + space jokey + Facehugger eggs end on Reticuli, i mean due to covenant david created this specific kind of alien
and if mutherfricking resurrection is canon, i want to know when and how the planet earth got depopulated
like give me a break, they want all of this to be connected and le ebbin shared universe and still major plotpoints and explanations are hidden away in youtube videos
>If Alien and Covenant are canon, then how did a ship + space jokey + Facehugger eggs end on Reticuli, i mean due to covenant david created this specific kind of alien
We'll never know. Ridley's Alien Prequel 4 was going to be about that. 3 was supposed to take place between Prome and Cove.
>We'll never know.
good
David didn't create the xenomorph, he reverse engineered some really old science and created his own variant.
and it's the most boring, uninteresting thing imaginable
Practical effects is such a gimmick at this point. All this stuff being said right here is identical to what J.J. Abrams said about The Force Awakens. None of that shit matters when your story is terrible.
CGI is such shit at this point.
>le CGI is bad! RLM told me this!
CGI is a tool, moron. Did Jurassic Park look bad in the 90s? Did Terminator 2 or the Avatar movies look bad with CGI? No, it's a tool. And you're brainwashed moron for thinking that certain tools are always bad and that other tools like partical effects are always good. And at the end of the day, these tools are irrelevant if they're being used to build a movie with a dogshit story.
>CGI is a tool
And like any tool they’ve outsourced it to third world morons who work for cheap
and the tool is replacing actual forethought, creativity and practical effects that always look great because they exist
>practical effects always look good because they exist!
Not in motion they don't, homosexuals. You fricking nerd might love being able to tell your friends, "Hurrr, I glued the feathers to that model!" But it still looks fricking jarring when you are watching a movie and then you see an obvious fricking animatronic.
>Not in motion they don't
Ships in space can pull it off. 2001: A Soace Odyssey still holds up
Frick off homosexual.
Here's your beautiful pratical effects bro
>soi wars fans is still butthurt people made fun of prequel cgi
Frick off homosexual. Fede said exactly the same; he is using CGI as a tool to to some things not able to do practically. Your
comment here comes off like you want everything to be done with CGI. We've seen it doesn't work.
stop projecting, Black person, my point was that getting excited over practical effects marketing when the story looks like trash is moronic reddit shit
Why u so mad? It will be better than Covenant.
According to what? What we have so far is a repeat of Ripley, so soft reboot bullshit that we've seen before with The Froce Awakens and countless other awful movies, then we have marketing talking about le practical effects, which is deflecting from what the movie is actually about. I never watched Covenant, so Idk how bad that movie is, but this movie has all of the signs of being a piece of shit and I probably wont watch it either.
Not to mention they tend to lie.
They say “we’re using practical effects!” and then cover up the practical effects with CGi to “”””enhance””” them. Like how the FNAF movie had practical puppets but they used CGI on the full making it look ugly.
Not to mention that digital cameras just make everything look CGI.
Remember The Thing reboot where they did practical effects and then just cut them all out of the movie and replaced them with CGI anyways? lmao
to be fair Harbinger Down is shit
>we went with all animatronics and puppets at every level
>animatronics
The very first shot you see of these mothafrickas is cgi.
Yeah, it's called marketing and you're responding to an Indian shill farm worker trying to get you invested in watching this crap.
Let me guess, they used animatronics and replaced them with cgi later.
Hmmmmmmm
Facehugger? More like facefricker
Yes. That’s what they do alright.
This is the only interesting moment in the trailer.
>"So Mr. Álvarez, what's the fresh new take you're bringing to the Alien franchise?"
>"We're gonna show full penetration."
Just told this to my friend passing it off as my own joke and it was a hit, thanks bro
christ
>blacked goo'd
it's not Cinemaphile without a little reference to interracial pornography
Alien loves Blacked
It's actually just Ridley Scott who's obsessed with that stuff. He puts it in everything he makes.
prove it
Thank you, now I'm look like an idiot
god I'd weyland his yutani
Tentacle hentai is now mainstream
As much as people like to shit on the Alien sequels atleast they attempted a new aesthetic with each movie. Alien 3 and Prometheus have completely different art styles. This looks exactly like the first Alien again. This is just a studio trying to make a low budget horror movie using the Alien license.
>a low budget horror movie using the Alien license.
Dude, its IN SPACE. So they had to do a lot of graphics, its anything but cheap. If they really wanted to do cheap shit, they would just make something like "Aliens invade some rural town in USA and kill everyone in the darkness". So they wouldn't have to do any of the sets, just film it in some rural shithole in USA.
Oh, wait, they already done this shit, it was called Alien vs Predator 2
>So they had to do a lot of graphics, its anything but cheap.
>graphics
This isn't /vg/, and no, they didn't:
>This is just a studio trying to make a low budget horror movie using the Alien license.
This is Fede's idea all along.
>Were you asked to pitch what became Alien: Romulus? Or did you ask if you could come in and pitch it?
>Right after Don’t Breathe, I had a meeting at Scott Free, Ridley’s company, and I think they were about to start doing Alien: Covenant. And I mentioned something that I would love to see. I said, “I hope this movie has some of this and that and this.” And he was like, “Oh, that’s interesting. What would you do with it?” No one was actually asking me [to pitch], believe me; it was more that they were intrigued about what I wanted to see as a fan. And I was like, “I think you guys should do this and approach it this way, and maybe it’s about that.” And suddenly, I was pitching, but I was not really being asked to do it. So that stayed in the air there somehow, and then a couple of years later, Ridley remembered that. He knew about it. He was like, “Fede had pitched this thing.” So they called me back and said, “Hey, remember that story you mentioned? Do you want to write it and direct it?” And I was like, “Frick yeah!” And here we are.
ridley is such a stammering know nothing boomer
He was born in 1937. He’s not a boomer.
shut up homosexual
Eventually you’re going to need someone who knows what words mean
>If Alien was a band, then we wanted this to be the concert where we play all the hits and then a few more new songs, so they go, “Wow, that’s pretty good!” (Laughs.) So that’s the way we approached the whole thing. We want to make sure that we play all those hits and more.
There's nothing wrong with low budget horror starring an alien. In fact that's the basis of the original movie. Having CRT screens on anything made after current year is a ridiculous idea. CRTs are heavier, use more power, less definition, etc. There's literally no reason to have a tube TV on a space station 200 years from now.
>produced by but not directed by ridley
>immense pressure from studios to move away from deep engineer lore and go back to aliums to appease low iq amerifats and nostalgiagays
canonautistbros, where does this put us?
>produced by but not directed by ridley
>immense pressure from studios to move away from deep engineer lore
These are both good things. Prometheus and Covenant were both irredeemable, unnecessary trash.
>immense pressure from studios to move away from deep engineer lore and go back to aliums
That's a good thing tho
I bet the robot is going to be black this time
> Ash
> Bishop
> Call
> David
> ?
Are we guessing his bame is going to be E'Travius or something?
Echo
Samuels
Ezekiel
Where's Moner?
she is a scientist of the WY station, she is killed off-screen and we only see her corpse for a brief second
>she is killed off-screen
Why?
tradition
I need her to get XENO'd or raped by the black android on-screen or this show isn't worth it
This is why Aliens is GOATED. Its the only film that had the balls to not just be a generic lone survivor tale.
You sound moronic
The space station is half new/half old. One side is called remus and the other is romulus.
The fricking homosexual couldn't even commit to retrofuturism.
Calley Spazney is Amanda Ripley.
The xenomorph from the original survived, negating the tribulations and triumph of Ellen, and the company found it floating in Space. The company extracted black goo from the xenomorph and made a new one.
Fede got inspiration from "is this another bug hunt" in Aliens neglecting the fact that it's explicitly stated it's something they've never seen before.
Frick you. Frick all homosexuals.
is that a hecking pulse rifle?
Yes.
This is going to be just as shitty as the native American Predator movie, I can tell from how dumb this b***h looks.
> is Amanda Ripley
Christ, I fricking hope not. This franchise needs to stop trying to remind us of Ripley
yeah corporate people would never lie
>we will now watch Ripley Jr. stumble through an infested space station for the THIRD time
Anon please be fricking with us I'm begging you
The original Alien surviving doesn't negate Ellen's victory over it. She survived. That is her victory.
No. It was destroyed. That was her victory. And for 57 years afterwards, no other alien was seen. Suddenly pretending like there were actually dozens and dozens of secret encounters with xenomorphs during those decades negates everything and makes the alien universe moronic.
b-but muh Darkhorse comic!!!
Not really. The alien universe involves locations literally light years apart in a world without instantaneous communications. Isolated encounters with these creatures could have been happening for ages and we just don't know about it. For all we know there have been previous outbreaks of these creates.
>literally
Into the trash it goes
rewatching the series from the beginning. tb h only have ever seen the first 2 but my god they are far more boring and stale than i remember.
alien and aliens are far too beloved and old to be allowed any criticism by npcs, but holy frick they had great concepts and completely blew them by being obscenely boring. this might be one of the most overrated film series of all time, not even joking. great alien design, great concept, great theory (slow pace, build suspense), horrendous execution
Alien 3 Assembly Cut is series best
>t. adhd, need constant flashy light, playing on tiktok while movie is going, brain rotten zoomie
>(slow pace, build suspense)
funny how if you had the patience you preach you'd read the post.
>movie is long and slow therefore its an automatic masturpeece!
npc low iq moron brain, genuinely. let me go film myself tying my shoes for 16 hours. there is such thing as too long, too slow, and too inactive. suspense and tension become boredom and apathy when nothing advances the plot for 2 hours out of a 2 hr 15 minute film
>what too much ritalin in childhood does to a motherfricker
Yeah, I rewatched Aliens for the first time in 15 years and didn't like it at all. The facehuggers being fake plastic dolls made me laugh a bit.
Alien being boring is good though. Also this is how movies were made back then slow and methodical, audiences were a lot more patient plus nothing like this had ever been made before. Of course a zoomer brain will hate it since we have 100 alien clones made every year.
>ridley
>ripley
i hate this so much i can never get the names right
Why don't they make a kino that's Alien 2 and Aliens 2? 2 different groups of people in the same kino. It's not that hard.
The studio always fricks these movies. Alien 3 was going to be kino then the studio fricked it.
Not convinced. The workprint cut was still shit.
pulse rifle prop looks based as frick
Reddit called, they want their homosexual back.
don't praise things just browse 16 hours a day and only share negative opinions
that will help your depression anon
>yUh-you don't like what I like!?! YoU INCEL YOU BAD!
Go buy a funko pop, Black person.
I'll watch the movie if it include a unsimulated hardcore blue is the warmest color style sex scene with Cailee Spaeny and Moner
bonus?
It looks like shit, the actors are transparent, they have as much presence as furniture.
Also, what the frick is that?
Looks like a dyke.
I'm so sick of the blacks not being black and that whole mid-gray color correction trend
MAKE IT DARK YOU STUPID homosexualS
raised blacks are the biggest fricking moron aesthetic of all time
Disney mandate. Have to make it less scary and more family friendly.
>family friendly
u sure about that
that instantly looks 100x better wtf
then why does literally every single other film from the last 10 years look identical?
>IT'S XIR!
aaaand dropped
Yes because the hack is only producing it.
>Are you excited for Romulus
No.
Why would I be
Yes, I can't wait to see a chestburster burst out of Moner's tight butthole
Is this a practical deepthroat scene or CGI?
Best part of the teaser
>her penis
god why couldnt it be moner getting it
Maybe she'll get one but in her ass.
Close, rumors say she'll be shitting one out
Like the shit weasels from Dreamcatcher?
I hope we'll get some closeups.
It’s live action porno
I need a Species remake.
Reverse
>Are you excited for Romulus
Yes.
Of course I would be
I'll watch the fricker but don't expect any constructive feedback.
are these even real movies?
this homie paying for shit lmao
Not him but looks like a pirated streaming site like Himovies.to
Is there any other franchise that has just keeped fricking up the IP further and further worse than this?
Covenant undid the previous movie, removed the mystery of the aliens, just had such awful ramifications. And we thought Prometheus was bad.
the first 2 movies were already kind of bad. ive never understood how people praise alien to the point that it even became a franchise. its not that good. i genuinely think its coasted on the giger alien design alone. fantastic design, so good in fact its incredibly disappointing how bad every single movie in the IP is.
>generic contrarian opinion mindlessly attacking whatever is popular
>its old and praised, therefore it can not be criticized ever
ok npc
aliens is bad. first alien is ok at best. i dont like it because it objectively isnt very good. the alien design and the concept of the movie are excellent but the execution is poor. normalgay npcs dont have analytical minds, they feel a fake sense of goodness based on superficial things like visual design, music, and concepts that resonate with their semi-educated undergraduate ideas on film.
its not good, you just convinced yourself you like it
Again, your entirely subjective dislike of a thing does not make it bad.
It’s not bad, you just don’t like it.
>As long as we get a strong, independent, BIPOC, non-heterosexual, birthing person identifying main character I'll be happy.
I didn't understand this until I watched the trailer. Frick's sake everything must tick the boxes.
I don't really want another white chick I want an Asian, Hispanic, or even a Poojeeta.
Are they really gonna do Alien:Insolation?
WHY should I be excited? This just looks like what we've seen many times before. What is the point of this movie? As bad as Prometheus was at least it had the appeal of new lore for nerds. I think it's actually very very disrespectful and wasteful when they try to remake an already perfect movie.
Well this is the easy way to make money from the Aliensgays who can't stop shitting their pants everytime they make a new movie that isn't Aliens 2
Am I being jaded by being pissed that I couldn't see most of what the trailer was showing? I'm getting AvPR flashbacks to not seeing fricking anything and it's worrying me
The trailer feels like some shitty movie I already saw
Looks the same as Alien Isolation, but worse
looks like shit. Moner is a c**t, so is that other girl. Neither belong in this type of movie. Fricking losers.
They could have made a gritty movie about Hadleys Hope with rough actors who actually looked like they worked in an industrial colony. Instead we get baby faced Black folk and c**ts running around screaming like they know what fear is.
Isabela Moner wants to scream? How about a home invasion? If that pathetic little b***h ever acts in another movie....
Everyone wants a Colonial Marines tv show but we'll never get it because guns bad
We're supposed to what, be happy that some femlet b***h is holding a gun? No one cares, Black person.
>moving the goalpost
cry more b***h
they're directly aping imagery from previous films that were done better for the cheap redddit upvotes you stupid homosexual
so they make this shit to make the Aliensgays happy?
isn't that obvious after the horseshit ridley wasted everyones time with in his new trilogy?
ironically it looks like they're just doing the 'force awakens' back to basics lets remake the good one route
pathetic
God, you're dumb. He asked for a Colonial Marines series, not a single scene of a Ripley knock-off holding a gun.
> but we'll never get it because guns bad
okay, moron
Bad things are okay when feminists and lesbians do them, moron. It is the woman taking the masculine power.
Whoa, just a bunch of zoomers in space.
SO SPOOOKY FR FR no cap
looks like it will be good
Awful.
>member the pulse rifle?
>how about we have a tide of facehuggers, that would be hella epic in scope
>from the director of SHIT MOVIE and ANOTHER SHIT MOVIE
looks like the kind of meme movie that's taylor-made for reddit
Same old shit. Read a bot post on the video say "so happy to see the pulse rifle back"
At least Alien 3 & 4 tried new things. This is just the usual "I see things and clapped"
I loved the 3rd movie. Chav britbong prison planet was kino
Aliens was new at the time as well, this is literally what if retread the first two movies but with extra pozz. It's Alien Awakens.
I think I know why they don't come down here. Its because of you. You have no personality.
I thought this homosexual director was cancelled for the way he treated Jane Levy? How is he still getting work?
I like that simulating film grain with digital cameras is becoming a more common practice. I don't like how clean digital looks
Where did you get such a clear image from? Is there a higher quality upload of the trailer?
I really don't like some of the camera movements in these action scenes.
Feels too modern.
Otherwise this looks okay, will probably be on the same level as Covenant minus the controversial Prometheus lore.
>you've not forgot about me Cinemaphile, have you?
>white males
Terminated
of course you morons are screeching about it being woke
cry more, troon
says the crying woke anon
Do we have to retread Alien and Aliens forever?
I know Prometheus and Covenant aren't masterpieces. But at least they expanded the lore, and gave us new stuff to work with.
>But at least they expanded the lore, and gave us new stuff to work with.
loregays go back
>dude the lore its so deep ughhh I'm loringggg
I know this place is an irony poisoned shithole, but I personally don't think remaking the first two films in perpetuality is interesting.
agreed, yet here we are
the prequels were awful, that's not debatable
I could write a better original alien film spinoff in a week, easy
these people are just talentless dweebs
I don't think the prequels are as bad as people say they are, but will happily admit they aren't amazing films. The black goo, Engineers and potential other alien nasties gives you a shit ton more to work when writing stories. If you ever get the chance, read the Alien RPG and its supplementary material. It's got some really good stories using material from the prequels.
>The black goo, Engineers and potential other alien nasties gives you a shit ton more to work when writing stories
no, they fricking don't
they're nonsense for morons who like doing book reports
I don't want or need every little fricking nuance explained to me
I want scary aliens fricking shit up and people running around horrified
that's it
>Complex movies hurt my brain! I want scary aliens fricking shit up and people running around horrified
Good think, this new movie will be for you!
the first two made the formula work brilliantly
it's only when dipshits with no concept of writing characters or action tried to shoehorn in a bunch of homosexual lore no one asked for that we got into this mess
you YT film essay consuming moron
>consuming moron
oh the irony
Alien is meant to a lovecraftian horror. Aliens turned into commandos vs space ants.
>Engineers and potential other alien nasties gives you a shit ton more to work when writing stories.
Why do there need to be more Alien stories to begin with?
Making the engineers human-looking albinos was the most boring idea ever.
Making the engineers create humanity and angry at human for killing space jesus and wanting to live forever was also a bad idea.
They should have stayed as Elephant Aliens.
Engineers didn't need explaining tbh, not like 35 years later. When it's been that long, it's best to let a mystery remain unexplained, because no matter what you think of, it's not going to be good enough to satisfy anyone who actually cared about it. And they didn't think of anything good either, it was a boring and cynical explanation that turned the Engis into a civilization of seething jobbers.
This so hard. The original Engineer design was so creepy and cool. To turn it into a fricking spacesuit with a pale man inside just broke the franchise for me.
I don't care how good or bad it is, so long as it's woke.
>they're just redoin the first film!
it was a 1 minute teaser showing nothing about the plot, you brain dead troglodytes
What's the android's name in this? Does it start with an E?
Moner Boner is the android
Are sex-bots commonplace in the Alien universe?
Alien 4.
Arcturian poontang is sex-bots manufactured on Arcturus
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Do these fricking Alien sequels make themselves?
i wish
Why Moner cry??
Pregnancy
Anal birthing
Me thinking about THROAT PREGNANCY
This is an incredibly important question: Will there be a cat? A cute kitty?
I have a better question
At long last, Jonsey returns to franchise.
Instant billion at the box office
The trailer was far too actiony.
Part of the charm of the alien franchise is the mystery / calm before the storm.
Seeing non-stop running and screaming makes me think its gonna go down like jurassic world dominion
These people can't possibly make an Alien film scary or tense or dramatic with just one facehugger or just one Alien.
Series going for 25 years.
Still no sexy xenomorph.
what the hell's the holdup?
Giger tried
Yeah, frick these gays at Amalgam studios
kissable
>he doesn't know about the Fulfremmen
OOPS SORRY ELLEN. YOUR EFFORTS WERE IN VAIN. LMAO THIS IS STAR WARS ALL OVER AGAIN.
is this a reboot or a new entry in the timeline ?
All new alien entries are alternate timelines. Prometheus was its own alternate timeline. Blomkamp tried to do his alternate timeline. Now this is its own alternate timeline.
it's not every sequel for the last 30 years didn't already make Ripley's efforts in vain lol
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No one gives a frick about those sequels. There is only two Alien movies.
so why complain? who gives a frick lol
Because we're sick to death of the lack of creativity and propensity to shit on existing properties. Keep hoovering up their slop, homosexual.
No one gives a frick about those sequels. There is only two Alien movies.
>to death of the lack of creativity and propensity
The idea of even making sequels to Alien is already just re-treading on this franchise, brining back the original Alien is hardly the least original concept in this series.
>liking AvP movies
what a gay
according to avp the aliens have been on earth since the pyramids.
It's called creating stakes.
>Your efforts were vain
Aren't her efforts in vain in literally every movie? She didn't save anyone from the Alien in the first film, she saved herself. Maybe if this was Alien 3, where Newt and Hicks and Bishop die, but the mere concept of an Alien sequel essentially proves her efforts in vain since she never definitively defeated them.
No, you moron, she was never trying to destroy all of them in the first movie. She killed the one on the shuttle, that's it. There was still a ship with eggs on the planet, and she dealt with it in the sequel. Pay attention next time, doofus.
We all agree Ripley is a shit character
Whoa whoa whoa hold up, is this an Alien movie starring a hecking WOMAN?
What happened to this industry?
>Whoa whoa whoa hold up, is this an Alien movie starring a hecking WOMAN?
how dare they!
I've seen 6 alien movies now, I don't need to see any more
thanks, anon
usually if i see a thread for a film series i have no interest in, i don't even bother opening it
RLM lost
bless saint floyd
Frick the mives, we need an Animated series
*movies
>Moner and Cailee
I'll watch it
no after prometheus i couldnt give a shit about this franchise
Alien slop...this is how many now? Prometheus was the one chance to do something different and they ruined it. Its been downhill since.
alien isolation was more kino than the last 3 slop movies put together
does not suprise me romulus aesthetically takes a ton from it
creepiest part of alien is the face hugger, turn them into half life headcrabs doing jumping jacks.
ngl even if it's shit I will probably like it. I just love the Alien franchise of movies. They have done cool world-building and I want to see some cool shit happen in it. Even the bad ones (and there have been a few) have their redeeming qualities and I'm not sorry for having seen them at least once.
>inb4 paid shill
frick Black folk and frick israelites
this
i think growing up with Mystery Science Theatre 3000 gave me a tolerance for even bad movies
>They have done cool world-building
How do you figure? In an “ambient” sense sure, what you can see on screen. But the background law doesn’t feel congruent at all between the films
>But the background law doesn’t feel congruent at all between the films
You're not wrong. It's one of the things that kind of irks me.
Call me when they make AvP3.
Seen it. Moner dies in the second act. Cailee gets impregnated
The trailer is good but the leaks sounds stupid especially CGI Ian Holm, show some respect for the dead.
I want to have sex with Isabela Moner and Cailee Spaeny