Are you going to watch Jurassic World Dominion?

Are you going to watch Jurassic World Dominion?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratt is a republican so no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have only been using this site for 2 months and posts like this made me right wing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you this easily influenced by other things or just politics?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Extremists make an insanely huge impact on others, the left has lost its mind and soon everyone will realize it, its only a matter of time until the left gets what is coming.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mental illness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Out of all the ways you could have come out of your extra wide closet, to declare to the world about how much of a fricking homosexual you are.. and you chose this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still don’t understand why everyone turned so sharply on Pratt, proof nothing is about quality just about what the filmmakers think in their personal lives

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IMO he's great at being the doofus like in parks and rec. Once he got better roles like in Marvel and Jurassic park, he became, to me, just another generic action hero. Idgaf about his politics or personal life. He's just another Chris thrown on the pile of Chris'.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "Passengers" too. Pratt wasn't the problem with "Passengers".

          Chris isn't fricking the black girl, calm down whyt boi.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I still don’t understand why everyone turned so sharply on Pratt
        Made some questionable comments about his new family sounding like he's taking a jab at the old one ("oh my new wife? she's great, nice pushover, she's not giving me moronic kids").

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elliot page called him out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm watching because of that though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek.
      which downvoting critic were you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based, reCHUDlicans BTFO. When will they learn to leave women's reproductive rights and black lives alone?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based segregation enjoyer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is why im watching it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      7/10 bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He goes to a church that might be homophobic, that means he is, despite him constantly saying pro-homosexual stuff!
      Of course they never accuse Muslim actors of this...

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Jurassic World movies were such a disappointment. I'll take JP3 over these movies any day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop watching capeshit just because it has le heckin dinosaurs. Read a book. Develop a new skill. Learn something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        or go watch a real movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is suicide an option?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nope. you are stuck here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. chud score
          lol Trump lost, losers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Never using rotten tomatoes again, I've already decided but this just reinforces it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Directed by Elizabeth Allen Rosenbaum

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you fricking morons have transitioned (ywnbaw by the way) to calling everything you don't like "capeshit" even when it doesn't make any god damn sense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Cinemaphilener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nu-JP is an abomination.

      When you make TLW and JP3 look good in comparison, you know you've fricked up big time.

      JW was already an insult to the legacy of the original movie, but FK might as well have been taking a massive stinking dump on the grave of JP. This new movie is just taking another big huge dump on it and honestly who even cares anymore, these movies stopped being interesting 2 decades ago.

      I think the reviewers are taking the Star Wars route, of finally - after two shitty reboot seqs - admitting that the whole series was a landfill-inferno.
      Chris Pratt being a [normie] Republican just gave them an out.

      I have no faith that Jurassic World or Star Wars will ever be good again.

      Take this as a sign to improve your life and rid yourself of Hollywood filth.

      I liked Jurassic World, what's the problem with it? Yeah, it felt a bit stupid most of the time, but it still was enjoyable. I would have enjoyed more dino on dino action and less humans, but that's my problem with almost every action movie where the humans aren't the focus. And Dr Wu saying that all the dinosaurs are basically the imagination of the engineers due to being completed with modern lizard, frogs and other things genome was based.

      Fallen Kingdom is horrible, though.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After Jurassic World and Fallen Kingdom? Frick this shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They say it's even worse than Fallen Shit. I'm not paying for that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he looks pretty sus

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dinos are gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nailed it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratt is a republican so yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This and because Sam Neil is back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Willing to bet it's going to be the best JP movie after the first one based on the rumors.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as long as theres no fricking feathers ill at least download it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there were feathers in one of the trailers though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of feathers in the movie anon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le chad dino speaker fricks rich 10/10 pussy

    who the frick likes this trash?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >interracial in the trailer
    nope nope nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chris isn't fricking the black girl, calm down whyt boi.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oof, clicked too fast.
        anyway if that poster WAS a whyt boi he would be all over that chocolate V. this is Cinemaphile.
        that poster is a jealous black man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The interracial stuff from the preview (first couple minutes of the movie) is BMWF. Them making out in a car at the drive-in.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile will now pretend this trash heap is good

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes out of obligation since I've seen every other movie in the theater.
    That said, I'm dreading it. At least it can be worse than the last one, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same feels. Would have to go a long way to be as bad as whatever Kingdom was

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has a black lesbian "strong wyman" who is better then Chris Pratt at everything, so no

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, my Dad and I are going to see it. We've seen everyone in theaters going back to 1. I'm expecting it to be shit, but frick it. My Dad's old and this is a good way to spend some time with him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wholesome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my Dad and I are going to see it.
      You have to be 18 to post here, bucko.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >My Dad's old and this is a good way to spend some time with him.
      Go do something else more meaningful with him then. Just because he's old isn't an excuse for shit consumption.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if his dad enjoys it? What if it makes every one of them happy because it's a tradition and frick your pompous autism?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What if his dad enjoys it?
          Samegay.

          >What if it makes every one of them happy because it's a tradition
          >muh tradition
          Just frick off. Hobbies aren't a legit excuse for blatant shit taste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my dad is old and the only way I know to bond with him is by CONSOOOOMING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      I saw the 3D re-release in theaters with my dad and it was a lot of fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >OMG LE HECKIN WHOLESOME FAMILY POST. PLEASE (YOU) ME WITH BASED. I;M SUCH A GOOD PERSON. I;M SO BASED AND DOWN TO EARTH, MY POPPA IS OLD SO WE KINO TOGETHR.

      shut the frick up homosexual. so sick of these posts

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe. Even though it'll be shit it'll be a fun dinosaur movie.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yea i guess
    fallen kingdom was one of the worst movies ever but at least they won't ask me to join the navy when i come out of this one

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have not watched a Jurassic Park movie since Jurassic Park 2 and it'll stay that way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Park 2 sucked. At least Jurassic Park 3 had pteranadons or pteradactyls or whatever the frick the spelling is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I perferred 2 more than 3 personally. "ALAIN" took me more out the movie than acrobatic black child.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Rexy always job?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jobbers gonna job
      thats what they do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She jobs to Giga twice in the same movie. This is after she jobbed to Indo Rex in JW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worf Effect

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve heard mostly bad about this. I dunno man

  20. 2 years ago
    dimpifi

    no

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For bryce, I'd watch anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poor girl has a hard time fighting her natural shape

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All that money and you cant hire someone to make you healthy food?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Or a dress that hides how much of a cow she is

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. The low score means they did something right. Maybe Pratt pissed them off by being white and masculine.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's at 40% now. This is comically bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A solid 40%.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ain’t no way this shit is worse than the last one.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when the general public doesn't like something, it's review-bombing because they're evil and wrong
    >when movie reviewers don't liek something, its because they're unconditionally right

    Frick them. STILL seeing it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nu-JP is an abomination.

    When you make TLW and JP3 look good in comparison, you know you've fricked up big time.

    JW was already an insult to the legacy of the original movie, but FK might as well have been taking a massive stinking dump on the grave of JP. This new movie is just taking another big huge dump on it and honestly who even cares anymore, these movies stopped being interesting 2 decades ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the reviewers are taking the Star Wars route, of finally - after two shitty reboot seqs - admitting that the whole series was a landfill-inferno.
      Chris Pratt being a [normie] Republican just gave them an out.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Already did. I'm surprised it's getting a worse score than Fallen Kindom tbh, it wasn't as bad even if that doesn't say much, really.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fallen kingdom was a franchise killer.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it at an 88% yesterday? Why the drop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The review embargo dropped today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Overseas audiences got it first and they are the biggest shills.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STICK A DINOSAUR BONE UP YOUR BUTT

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this series became F&F: Dinosaurs edition.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a black woman and getting ass Mogged by a red headed Irish ?
    It’s literally over for BLM after this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Irish
      >Not black
      Micks are inside-out nigs.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have this scene mocking her not being dressed for the occasion
    >but make the character's high heels not impede her in any way throughout the movie, even when running from a T-Rex
    What the FRICK did they mean by this?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yea. I love dinosaurs.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard this one focused a huge chunk in the clone girl again.

    So no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the movie focus on the bugs that are eating all the wheat and the clone girl.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to make a billion dollars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what people said about doctor strange too until the negative reactions. Only real shot is black panther or top gun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doctor Strange broke $900 million.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, buying the toys, seeing the movie, buying the blu-ray. Cope and seethe chuds

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no the dinosaurs are running wild!
    Repeat for the next 20 movies

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason I’m interested is the return of Sam Neil as Alan Grant which was legit one of my heroes growing up but other than that the movie really just doesn’t look that good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you falling for obvious nostalgia bait? At least pirate it so Disney is denied shekels.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i’m just going to rewatch top gun because that’s the one i’d rather have hollywood try to copy for years

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    already watched it
    it was better than Fallen Kingdom but that's not hard to accomplish
    other than that it was pure shit

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The clone girl is still the worst part about this

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I already watched the movie two weeks ago and it's legit bad, bloated and it's not even about dinosaurs, it's about a multinational like bayer/nestle and how they want to dominate the food market by creating giant locusts that eat the crops from their competence but those things reproduce to fast and are about to destroy the world so laura dern investigates with the help of neill and goldblum. Then the cloned girl who lives in the middle of nowhere with owen and claire gets kidnapped and taken to their facility and at the end she is really only in the movie so bd wong can study her offscreen and modify a locust to stop them. it truly felt like the movie was written as a mission impossible ripoff but they added some dinosaurs. No wonder the score is so low, it's not even funny bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds awful. i'm not paying to see this shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All they had to do was put dinosaurs in a wackier and wackier context like the fast and the furious franchise, another universal property, and they couldn't even get that right

        >think I'll watch it since even if it's shit it's still about dinosaurs right
        >read spoilers
        >it's mostly about fricking bugs

        From the dinosaurs included at least some were feathered ones that looked really wierd and then others that looked like very cheap dolls from a youtube channel. They also recycled the battle of the fist movie, having a 2v1 between the ''evil'' dino vs a feathered dino with long claws and a t rex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All they had to do was put dinosaurs in a wackier and wackier context like the fast and the furious franchise, another universal property, and they couldn't even get that right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All they had to do was put dinosaurs in a wackier and wackier context like the fast and the furious franchise, another universal property, and they couldn't even get that right

      sounds awful. i'm not paying to see this shit.

      You guys say this, but the last two have been fricking abysmal and they've both made well over a billion each. The same thing is going to happen here and Universal is going to pat themselves on the back for once against figuring out that people are morons and you can get them to watch anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        normies dont like to spend money anymore
        they arent paying $15 for a movie with a shit rating

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure about this one, audiences struggle with long movies even if they're good, this one is bad and boring so I would be very surprised if it grosses as much as the batman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I.. I refuse to believe they're stupid to the point of making a Jurassic World movie without dinosaurs as a central theme, this is just so dumb

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >think I'll watch it since even if it's shit it's still about dinosaurs right
    >read spoilers
    >it's mostly about fricking bugs

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was never going to in the first place. Jurassic Park is fricking dogshit

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not
    I had zero expectations for World and came out pleasantly surprised, Fallen Kingdom was boring and lopsided despite being a movie about a black market that auctions off designer dinosaurs, and Dominion doesn't look much better. If I see it, it will only be in the hopes that Sam Niell carries the entire movie on his back

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no faith that Jurassic World or Star Wars will ever be good again.

    Take this as a sign to improve your life and rid yourself of hollywood filth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We should just nuke Hollywood and everyone in it and start from scratch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, we don't need to get rid of ALL of Hollywood. Just the incredibly overrepresented group in all the top positions (you know who they are). When they're gone, meritocracy can begin.
        This would fix most problems outside of Hollywood, too.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only when a good quality torrent is avaliable.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda sad. I was really hoping this would be good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best comparison ive seen is that Jurassic World series = the Star Wars sequels

      people liked the first for nostalgia
      second was fricking awful
      third people didnt give a shit about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the old cast coming back for nostalgia value, everything was pointing at it being a huge turd.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same, i would have watched it if it was even semi-decent

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We won featherchads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      basado

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratt is a national socialist so of course

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie is out for a week - rather good reviews hanging around 80%
    >american premiere coming soon - drops to 40% while capeshit garbage always holds up
    explain this

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Chris Pratt is a Christian then why is starring in a movie that pushes satanic evolutionist propaganda???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      here (you) go

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park will never be the same since

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Already saw the movie of the year (thank you based Cruise) so I don't need to go to theaters until next year

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last one was fricking horrible

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather not pay to be raped.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I literally go to the theater every weekend no matter what's playing. I expect this movie to be bad, but it'll have 4K dinosaurs and I'll be able to shitpost about it so it won't be the worst weekend.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To those who have seen it, if I really enjoyed the first Jurassic World but was bored by Fallen Kingdom, will I like this one?

    Obviously I have long since given up on any sequel even coming close to Jurassic Park

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It had too much nostalgiabait for me. Trevorrow REALLY hates JP3 it seems so he spends his time undoing what that movie did.

      I liked JW1 too. I think JW3 was better than JW2 because it has a better structure at least, but JW3 repeats too many beats from previous movies. You can't just cram memberberries and expect the movie to be good. 6/10 for me.
      Pros
      >some good dinosaur scenes, atrociraptors were pure schlockkino

      Cons
      >Dodgson was disappointing. Evil but toothless, just incompetent
      >final battle was too short, repetitive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think what made JW1 entertaining was having comedy bits and seeing the characters surviving being at the park so there wasn't much plot so you could enjoy the movie for it's simplicity, this one has a more serious tone and you're supposed to care only about the locust problem because all the dinosaurs in the movie are just filler so I doubt you will like it.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell sure

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here's your trilogy climax bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole scene is terrible on so many levels

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The series should have stopped after 1. None of the other films have captured what made that film great, even if 2 & 3 had their moments.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JP1 remains one of the best movies ever made, and I have accepted that no sequel could ever surpass it, especially in the hands of hacks like Trevorrow.

      All I want is better dinosaur related media. I want to see TV shows about dinosaur husbandry (like Jurassic Park but not evil). I want a remake of Dino Crisis. We get some decent park management games but that's it. Oh that Prehistoric Planet show was decent too I guess, but I want more dinosaur in modern setting stuff that ISN'T "Ahhhh run from the dinos"

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still didn't watch previous 2 despite pirating them

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not surprised by this score, but what other movie is out that let's me watch dinosaurs fight and eat people? Beggars can't be choosers, and I'm easy to please

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only Jurassic Park I have watched is the first one

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's sam neill so yes, even if he is just gor a cameo to say hi there's also bryce dallas howard's pooper which is guaranteed to be bigger than it was in previous installments of the franchise

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    Pic related

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    quick thoughts, probably edit this later:
    >good cg for the most part, some scenes look like a early 2000s flick
    >nice shots
    >literally 0 deaths except for a goon who gets his arm bitten but doesnt even react and just casually talks to one of the characters the fuk. the other was the main antagonist who dies off screen
    >main antagonist is literally an assburger
    >none of the main characters die
    >malcolm was the best character, followed by grant, then ellie. all 3 feel like they were plucked from jp 1 and it feels natural, all of them were funny
    >the original cast is the only SOUL. the other cast is by the numbers
    >REX gets like 2 minutes screen time tops
    >GIGANOTO gets about the same screen time and JOBS HARD in a scene that tosses physics out the window. makes rex look like a b***h twice though
    >whole movie feels like it's missing scenes.
    >felt like it was rated PG, no gore or blood at all ever. any and everything was offscreen
    >focus was not dinos
    >black b***h was hot, NGL. one particular scene as long focus on her ass and her walking, thicc, someone webm that when it hits blu ray
    >dilophosaurus scene was about to be good and then they did a fake out, kinda funny though
    >NO SPINO wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NO SPINO wtf
      When that spine emerged from the water in the mines I had JP3 flashbacks, but turns out i was wrong. I'm glad Dimetrodon had its moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do they actually do a fakeout like that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think they meant to tease Spino, because D's too small to fit in the space anyway

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            meant to say Spino's too big to fit in the space, frick I need coffee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dilophosaurus scene was about to be good and then they did a fake out, kinda funny though
      kek I laughed when based Pratt just choked and tossed that fricker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spino was exiled to the Netflix cartoon and its batshit "Mind controlling dinosaurs for Jurassic Fight Clubs" Season 4 subplot.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eventually

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Giganotosaurus did nothing wrong, he was literally minding his own business. He wasn't like Indominus Rex who had a whole movie to be an butthole, Giga was just living his life.

    I actually felt bad for him in the end, because he didn't deserve that ending.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got any leaked webms?
    Is the ending really as lame as the plot leak says?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, final battle was too short. Better than JW2 but not by much (kinda ripped off JW2's finisher move tho)

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile new movie release posts in Current Year

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Fallen Kingdom was great, genuinely oohing and aahing at the shots. Even looked up the director to see what else he had done. Then looked at reviews and couldn't believe people hated it. So yeah, I'm gonna be there opening night.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought Fallen Kingdom was great, genuinely oohing and aahing at the shots.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The dino on the roof with the moon behind it was pure kino.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone spoil who gets eaten? I hate that because if FK I have to specify death by dinosaur now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally 0 deaths except for a goon who gets his arm bitten but doesnt even react and just casually talks to one of the characters the fuk. the other was the main antagonist who dies off screen by dilophosaurus trio

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about Wu? Was the identity of Scooter Guy revealed?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          idk what you mean by scooter guy
          wu lives and offscreen takes care of the locust problem

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What's the context of the dude on the scooter riding who gets eaten by the Allosaurus?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              just some random italian citizen lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mmm delicious wop

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pratt's character has a scuffle with some dudes on a dino black market and the allo along with other dinos get released by mistake. The scooter dude just was just close by.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Regular bystanders in malta, fodder goons at the facility and then the bad guy offscreen

      The dino on the roof with the moon behind it was pure kino.

      Totally organic post

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, it's kinda shit anon. You can replace the bad guy with white bread and nobody would care. Also the good guys never die. In the end you have 9 good guys, very bloated.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna go warch Top Gun again.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fallen kingdom was legit kino. The first world was trash

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't mind the locust plot because it's what Crichton would've written about; bio-pharma companies upsetting the natural order to make a quick buck. It doesn't have to involve dinosaurs.

    But the contrived way of "burning locusts->locusts escape->forest fire->facility shutdown" was dumb as hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's what Crichton would've written about
      I've noticed this is a recurring thing in the JW movies
      They take ideas that Crichton would've written about, but have no idea HOW Crichton would write them, which leads to this shit

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much of BDH's fat ass do we see?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of the human villain angle in the World Movies because they're often incompetent and overused.

    >JP1
    >InGen/Hammond clones dinos to make tourist attraction. Not evil, just short-sighted.
    >JP2
    >InGen/Ludlow tries to bring dinosaurs back to the mainland. A bit dumb, but it gave us Based Tembo and legitimately cool designs/action set pieces. The Hunters are competent, would've succeeded if it weren't for our greenpeace homosexual "heroes".

    >JW1
    >Vincent D'Onofrio wants to... use raptors for something
    >JW2
    >Wu and some schmuck sells black market dinosaurs to make money. Apparently a continuation of D'Onofrio's raptor plan to make super raptors.
    >JW3
    >Biosyn makes locusts so they can sell their own crops. Fine, pure Crichton.
    >Dodgson then has some long speech about why he's not doing this out of greed, but he never elaborates on it.
    >Dodgson spazzes out, none of his subordinates listen to him, tries to run, gets eaten by Dilos
    >WORST VILLAIN EVER

    Not to mention that the villains in World often cannot kill humans directly, because even these Hollywood hacks realize that human on human violence in Jurassic Park movies are STUPID.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dodgson was awful. Not one scene of him being competent in the whole movie. What a shit "villain". Nedry was right by treating him like a clown in the OG.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A common theme across every film except JP3 shows that mankind’s idealization of nature ends poorly. It ends poorly because what we idealize isn’t actually what nature is, just as these “dinosaurs” aren’t actually real dinosaurs. JP3 started the “They think now? They think now!” moronation with the raptors and it was all downhill from there. These films could’ve been about needing to adapt to a world filled with 65 million year old megafauna, but instead we’ve gotten 25 years of peta hippies shilling for genetically engineered theme park monsters while a few cognizant men warn of the consequences.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >These films could’ve been about needing to adapt to a world filled with 65 million year old megafauna

        All I want is a big budget TV show about modern people learning about live dinosaurs. Their behavior, pathology, growth, etc. But "AAAAH RUN FROM THE DINO" type movies make 1 billion dollars every time, so I'm shit out of luck.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie could be the worst shit ever and I would still respect it for bringing Dark Berry Dr Pepper back to us.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. It feels like Marvel phase 4. I just don't care anymore.

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