Extremists make an insanely huge impact on others, the left has lost its mind and soon everyone will realize it, its only a matter of time until the left gets what is coming.
Out of all the ways you could have come out of your extra wide closet, to declare to the world about how much of a fucking homosexual you are.. and you chose this.
I still don’t understand why everyone turned so sharply on Pratt, proof nothing is about quality just about what the filmmakers think in their personal lives
IMO he's great at being the doofus like in parks and rec. Once he got better roles like in Marvel and Jurassic park, he became, to me, just another generic action hero. Idgaf about his politics or personal life. He's just another Chris thrown on the pile of Chris'.
>I still don’t understand why everyone turned so sharply on Pratt
Made some questionable comments about his new family sounding like he's taking a jab at the old one ("oh my new wife? she's great, nice pushover, she's not giving me retarded kids").
>He goes to a church that might be homophobic, that means he is, despite him constantly saying pro-homosexual stuff!
Of course they never accuse Muslim actors of this...
you fucking retards have transitioned (ywnbaw by the way) to calling everything you don't like "capeshit" even when it doesn't make any god damn sense.
When you make TLW and JP3 look good in comparison, you know you've fucked up big time.
JW was already an insult to the legacy of the original movie, but FK might as well have been taking a massive stinking dump on the grave of JP. This new movie is just taking another big huge dump on it and honestly who even cares anymore, these movies stopped being interesting 2 decades ago.
I think the reviewers are taking the Star Wars route, of finally - after two shitty reboot seqs - admitting that the whole series was a landfill-inferno.
Chris Pratt being a [normie] Republican just gave them an out.
I have no faith that Jurassic World or Star Wars will ever be good again.
Take this as a sign to improve your life and rid yourself of hollywood filth.
I liked Jurassic World, what's the problem with it? Yeah, it felt a bit stupid most of the time, but it still was enjoyable. I would have enjoyed more dino on dino action and less humans, but that's my problem with almost every action movie where the humans aren't the focus. And Dr Wu saying that all the dinosaurs are basically the imagination of the engineers due to being completed with modern lizard, frogs and other things genome was based.
oof, clicked too fast.
anyway if that poster WAS a whyt boi he would be all over that chocolate V. this is Cinemaphile.
that poster is a jealous black man
Yeah, my Dad and I are going to see it. We've seen everyone in theaters going back to 1. I'm expecting it to be shit, but fuck it. My Dad's old and this is a good way to spend some time with him.
>My Dad's old and this is a good way to spend some time with him.
Go do something else more meaningful with him then. Just because he's old isn't an excuse for shit consumption.
>OMG LE HECKIN WHOLESOME FAMILY POST. PLEASE (YOU) ME WITH BASED. I;M SUCH A GOOD PERSON. I;M SO BASED AND DOWN TO EARTH, MY POPPA IS OLD SO WE KINO TOGETHR.
shut the fuck up homosexual. so sick of these posts
>when the general public doesn't like something, it's review-bombing because they're evil and wrong >when movie reviewers don't liek something, its because they're unconditionally right
When you make TLW and JP3 look good in comparison, you know you've fucked up big time.
JW was already an insult to the legacy of the original movie, but FK might as well have been taking a massive stinking dump on the grave of JP. This new movie is just taking another big huge dump on it and honestly who even cares anymore, these movies stopped being interesting 2 decades ago.
I think the reviewers are taking the Star Wars route, of finally - after two shitty reboot seqs - admitting that the whole series was a landfill-inferno.
Chris Pratt being a [normie] Republican just gave them an out.
>have this scene mocking her not being dressed for the occasion >but make the character's high heels not impede her in any way throughout the movie, even when running from a T-Rex
What the FUCK did they mean by this?
The only reason I’m interested is the return of Sam Neil as Alan Grant which was legit one of my heroes growing up but other than that the movie really just doesn’t look that good
I already watched the movie two weeks ago and it's legit bad, bloated and it's not even about dinosaurs, it's about a multinational like bayer/nestle and how they want to dominate the food market by creating giant locusts that eat the crops from their competence but those things reproduce to fast and are about to destroy the world so laura dern investigates with the help of neill and goldblum. Then the cloned girl who lives in the middle of nowhere with owen and claire gets kidnapped and taken to their facility and at the end she is really only in the movie so bd wong can study her offscreen and modify a locust to stop them. it truly felt like the movie was written as a mission impossible ripoff but they added some dinosaurs. No wonder the score is so low, it's not even funny bad.
All they had to do was put dinosaurs in a wackier and wackier context like the fast and the furious franchise, another universal property, and they couldn't even get that right
>think I'll watch it since even if it's shit it's still about dinosaurs right >read spoilers >it's mostly about fucking bugs
From the dinosaurs included at least some were feathered ones that looked really wierd and then others that looked like very cheap dolls from a youtube channel. They also recycled the battle of the fist movie, having a 2v1 between the ''evil'' dino vs a feathered dino with long claws and a t rex.
All they had to do was put dinosaurs in a wackier and wackier context like the fast and the furious franchise, another universal property, and they couldn't even get that right
All they had to do was put dinosaurs in a wackier and wackier context like the fast and the furious franchise, another universal property, and they couldn't even get that right
sounds awful. i'm not paying to see this shit.
You guys say this, but the last two have been fucking abysmal and they've both made well over a billion each. The same thing is going to happen here and Universal is going to pat themselves on the back for once against figuring out that people are retards and you can get them to watch anything.
I'm not sure about this one, audiences struggle with long movies even if they're good, this one is bad and boring so I would be very surprised if it grosses as much as the batman.
Probably not
I had zero expectations for World and came out pleasantly surprised, Fallen Kingdom was boring and lopsided despite being a movie about a black market that auctions off designer dinosaurs, and Dominion doesn't look much better. If I see it, it will only be in the hopes that Sam Niell carries the entire movie on his back
Nah, we don't need to get rid of ALL of Hollywood. Just the incredibly overrepresented group in all the top positions (you know who they are). When they're gone, meritocracy can begin.
This would fix most problems outside of Hollywood, too.
>movie is out for a week - rather good reviews hanging around 80% >american premiere coming soon - drops to 40% while capeshit garbage always holds up
explain this
Yes, I literally go to the theater every weekend no matter what's playing. I expect this movie to be bad, but it'll have 4K dinosaurs and I'll be able to shitpost about it so it won't be the worst weekend.
It had too much nostalgiabait for me. Trevorrow REALLY hates JP3 it seems so he spends his time undoing what that movie did.
I liked JW1 too. I think JW3 was better than JW2 because it has a better structure at least, but JW3 repeats too many beats from previous movies. You can't just cram memberberries and expect the movie to be good. 6/10 for me.
Pros >some good dinosaur scenes, atrociraptors were pure schlockkino
Cons >Dodgson was disappointing. Evil but toothless, just incompetent >final battle was too short, repetitive
I think what made JW1 entertaining was having comedy bits and seeing the characters surviving being at the park so there wasn't much plot so you could enjoy the movie for it's simplicity, this one has a more serious tone and you're supposed to care only about the locust problem because all the dinosaurs in the movie are just filler so I doubt you will like it.
JP1 remains one of the best movies ever made, and I have accepted that no sequel could ever surpass it, especially in the hands of hacks like Trevorrow.
All I want is better dinosaur related media. I want to see TV shows about dinosaur husbandry (like Jurassic Park but not evil). I want a remake of Dino Crisis. We get some decent park management games but that's it. Oh that Prehistoric Planet show was decent too I guess, but I want more dinosaur in modern setting stuff that ISN'T "Ahhhh run from the dinos"
I'm not surprised by this score, but what other movie is out that let's me watch dinosaurs fight and eat people? Beggars can't be choosers, and I'm easy to please
There's sam neill so yes, even if he is just gor a cameo to say hi there's also bryce dallas howard's pooper which is guaranteed to be bigger than it was in previous installments of the franchise
quick thoughts, probably edit this later: >good cg for the most part, some scenes look like a early 2000s flick >nice shots >literally 0 deaths except for a goon who gets his arm bitten but doesnt even react and just casually talks to one of the characters the fuk. the other was the main antagonist who dies off screen >main antagonist is literally an assburger >none of the main characters die >malcolm was the best character, followed by grant, then ellie. all 3 feel like they were plucked from jp 1 and it feels natural, all of them were funny >the original cast is the only SOUL. the other cast is by the numbers >REX gets like 2 minutes screen time tops >GIGANOTO gets about the same screen time and JOBS HARD in a scene that tosses physics out the window. makes rex look like a bitch twice though >whole movie feels like it's missing scenes. >felt like it was rated PG, no gore or blood at all ever. any and everything was offscreen >focus was not dinos >black bitch was hot, NGL. one particular scene as long focus on her ass and her walking, thicc, someone webm that when it hits blu ray >dilophosaurus scene was about to be good and then they did a fake out, kinda funny though >NO SPINO wtf
>dilophosaurus scene was about to be good and then they did a fake out, kinda funny though
kek I laughed when based Pratt just choked and tossed that fucker
Giganotosaurus did nothing wrong, he was literally minding his own business. He wasn't like Indominus Rex who had a whole movie to be an asshole, Giga was just living his life.
I actually felt bad for him in the end, because he didn't deserve that ending.
I thought Fallen Kingdom was great, genuinely oohing and aahing at the shots. Even looked up the director to see what else he had done. Then looked at reviews and couldn't believe people hated it. So yeah, I'm gonna be there opening night.
literally 0 deaths except for a goon who gets his arm bitten but doesnt even react and just casually talks to one of the characters the fuk. the other was the main antagonist who dies off screen by dilophosaurus trio
Pratt's character has a scuffle with some dudes on a dino black market and the allo along with other dinos get released by mistake. The scooter dude just was just close by.
Nah, it's kinda shit anon. You can replace the bad guy with white bread and nobody would care. Also the good guys never die. In the end you have 9 good guys, very bloated.
I didn't mind the locust plot because it's what Crichton would've written about; bio-pharma companies upsetting the natural order to make a quick buck. It doesn't have to involve dinosaurs.
But the contrived way of "burning locusts->locusts escape->forest fire->facility shutdown" was dumb as hell
>it's what Crichton would've written about
I've noticed this is a recurring thing in the JW movies
They take ideas that Crichton would've written about, but have no idea HOW Crichton would write them, which leads to this shit
I'm tired of the human villain angle in the World Movies because they're often incompetent and overused.
>JP1 >InGen/Hammond clones dinos to make tourist attraction. Not evil, just short-sighted. >JP2 >InGen/Ludlow tries to bring dinosaurs back to the mainland. A bit dumb, but it gave us Based Tembo and legitimately cool designs/action set pieces. The Hunters are competent, would've succeeded if it weren't for our greenpeace homosexual "heroes".
>JW1 >Vincent D'Onofrio wants to... use raptors for something >JW2 >Wu and some schmuck sells black market dinosaurs to make money. Apparently a continuation of D'Onofrio's raptor plan to make super raptors. >JW3 >Biosyn makes locusts so they can sell their own crops. Fine, pure Crichton. >Dodgson then has some long speech about why he's not doing this out of greed, but he never elaborates on it. >Dodgson spazzes out, none of his subordinates listen to him, tries to run, gets eaten by Dilos >WORST VILLAIN EVER
Not to mention that the villains in World often cannot kill humans directly, because even these Hollywood hacks realize that human on human violence in Jurassic Park movies are STUPID.
Dodgson was awful. Not one scene of him being competent in the whole movie. What a shit "villain". Nedry was right by treating him like a clown in the OG.
A common theme across every film except JP3 shows that mankind’s idealization of nature ends poorly. It ends poorly because what we idealize isn’t actually what nature is, just as these “dinosaurs” aren’t actually real dinosaurs. JP3 started the “They think now? They think now!” retardation with the raptors and it was all downhill from there. These films could’ve been about needing to adapt to a world filled with 65 million year old megafauna, but instead we’ve gotten 25 years of peta hippies shilling for genetically engineered theme park monsters while a few cognizant men warn of the consequences.
>These films could’ve been about needing to adapt to a world filled with 65 million year old megafauna
All I want is a big budget TV show about modern people learning about live dinosaurs. Their behavior, pathology, growth, etc. But "AAAAH RUN FROM THE DINO" type movies make 1 billion dollars every time, so I'm shit out of luck.
Chris Pratt is a republican so no.
I have only been using this site for 2 months and posts like this made me right wing.
Are you this easily influenced by other things or just politics?
Extremists make an insanely huge impact on others, the left has lost its mind and soon everyone will realize it, its only a matter of time until the left gets what is coming.
Mental illness.
Out of all the ways you could have come out of your extra wide closet, to declare to the world about how much of a fucking homosexual you are.. and you chose this.
I still don’t understand why everyone turned so sharply on Pratt, proof nothing is about quality just about what the filmmakers think in their personal lives
IMO he's great at being the doofus like in parks and rec. Once he got better roles like in Marvel and Jurassic park, he became, to me, just another generic action hero. Idgaf about his politics or personal life. He's just another Chris thrown on the pile of Chris'.
"Passengers" too. Pratt wasn't the problem with "Passengers".
>I still don’t understand why everyone turned so sharply on Pratt
Made some questionable comments about his new family sounding like he's taking a jab at the old one ("oh my new wife? she's great, nice pushover, she's not giving me retarded kids").
Elliot page called him out
I'm watching because of that though
kek.
which downvoting critic were you?
Based, reCHUDlicans BTFO. When will they learn to leave women's reproductive rights and black lives alone?
based segregation enjoyer
This is why im watching it
7/10 bait
>He goes to a church that might be homophobic, that means he is, despite him constantly saying pro-homosexual stuff!
Of course they never accuse Muslim actors of this...
The Jurassic World movies were such a disappointment. I'll take JP3 over these movies any day.
Stop watching capeshit just because it has le heckin dinosaurs. Read a book. Develop a new skill. Learn something.
or go watch a real movie
is suicide an option?
nope. you are stuck here
>t. chud score
lol Trump lost, losers.
Never using rotten tomatoes again, I've already decided but this just reinforces it
>Directed by Elizabeth Allen Rosenbaum
you fucking retards have transitioned (ywnbaw by the way) to calling everything you don't like "capeshit" even when it doesn't make any god damn sense.
>t. Cinemaphilener
I liked Jurassic World, what's the problem with it? Yeah, it felt a bit stupid most of the time, but it still was enjoyable. I would have enjoyed more dino on dino action and less humans, but that's my problem with almost every action movie where the humans aren't the focus. And Dr Wu saying that all the dinosaurs are basically the imagination of the engineers due to being completed with modern lizard, frogs and other things genome was based.
Fallen Kingdom is horrible, though.
After Jurassic World and Fallen Kingdom? Fuck this shit.
They say it's even worse than Fallen Shit. I'm not paying for that.
he looks pretty sus
dinos are gay
Nailed it
Chris Pratt is a republican so yes.
This and because Sam Neil is back.
Based
Probably.
Yes. Willing to bet it's going to be the best JP movie after the first one based on the rumors.
as long as theres no fucking feathers ill at least download it
there were feathers in one of the trailers though
There's a lot of feathers in the movie anon
>le chad dino speaker fucks rich 10/10 pussy
who the fuck likes this trash?
>interracial in the trailer
nope nope nope
Chris isn't fucking the black girl, calm down whyt boi.
oof, clicked too fast.
anyway if that poster WAS a whyt boi he would be all over that chocolate V. this is Cinemaphile.
that poster is a jealous black man
The interracial stuff from the preview (first couple minutes of the movie) is BMWF. Them making out in a car at the drive-in.
Cinemaphile will now pretend this trash heap is good
Yes out of obligation since I've seen every other movie in the theater.
That said, I'm dreading it. At least it can be worse than the last one, right?
Same feels. Would have to go a long way to be as bad as whatever Kingdom was
It has a black lesbian "strong wyman" who is better then Chris Pratt at everything, so no
Yeah, my Dad and I are going to see it. We've seen everyone in theaters going back to 1. I'm expecting it to be shit, but fuck it. My Dad's old and this is a good way to spend some time with him.
wholesome
>my Dad and I are going to see it.
You have to be 18 to post here, bucko.
>My Dad's old and this is a good way to spend some time with him.
Go do something else more meaningful with him then. Just because he's old isn't an excuse for shit consumption.
What if his dad enjoys it? What if it makes every one of them happy because it's a tradition and fuck your pompous autism?
>What if his dad enjoys it?
Samefag.
>What if it makes every one of them happy because it's a tradition
>muh tradition
Just fuck off. Hobbies aren't a legit excuse for blatant shit taste.
>my dad is old and the only way I know to bond with him is by CONSOOOOMING
Based
I saw the 3D re-release in theaters with my dad and it was a lot of fun
>OMG LE HECKIN WHOLESOME FAMILY POST. PLEASE (YOU) ME WITH BASED. I;M SUCH A GOOD PERSON. I;M SO BASED AND DOWN TO EARTH, MY POPPA IS OLD SO WE KINO TOGETHR.
shut the fuck up homosexual. so sick of these posts
Maybe. Even though it'll be shit it'll be a fun dinosaur movie.
yea i guess
fallen kingdom was one of the worst movies ever but at least they won't ask me to join the navy when i come out of this one
I have not watched a Jurassic Park movie since Jurassic Park 2 and it'll stay that way.
Jurassic Park 2 sucked. At least Jurassic Park 3 had pteranadons or pteradactyls or whatever the fuck the spelling is.
I perferred 2 more than 3 personally. "ALAIN" took me more out the movie than acrobatic black child.
Why does Rexy always job?
jobbers gonna job
thats what they do
She jobs to Giga twice in the same movie. This is after she jobbed to Indo Rex in JW.
Worf Effect
I’ve heard mostly bad about this. I dunno man
no
No.
For bryce, I'd watch anything.
poor girl has a hard time fighting her natural shape
All that money and you cant hire someone to make you healthy food?
Or a dress that hides how much of a cow she is
Yes. The low score means they did something right. Maybe Pratt pissed them off by being white and masculine.
it's at 40% now. This is comically bad.
A solid 40%.
Ain’t no way this shit is worse than the last one.
>when the general public doesn't like something, it's review-bombing because they're evil and wrong
>when movie reviewers don't liek something, its because they're unconditionally right
Fuck them. STILL seeing it.
nu-JP is an abomination.
When you make TLW and JP3 look good in comparison, you know you've fucked up big time.
JW was already an insult to the legacy of the original movie, but FK might as well have been taking a massive stinking dump on the grave of JP. This new movie is just taking another big huge dump on it and honestly who even cares anymore, these movies stopped being interesting 2 decades ago.
I think the reviewers are taking the Star Wars route, of finally - after two shitty reboot seqs - admitting that the whole series was a landfill-inferno.
Chris Pratt being a [normie] Republican just gave them an out.
Already did. I'm surprised it's getting a worse score than Fallen Kindom tbh, it wasn't as bad even if that doesn't say much, really.
fallen kingdom was a franchise killer.
Wasn't it at an 88% yesterday? Why the drop?
The review embargo dropped today.
Overseas audiences got it first and they are the biggest shills.
STICK A DINOSAUR BONE UP YOUR BUTT
this series became F&F: Dinosaurs edition.
Imagine being a black woman and getting ass Mogged by a red headed Irish ?
It’s literally over for BLM after this movie
>Irish
>Not black
Micks are inside-out nigs.
>have this scene mocking her not being dressed for the occasion
>but make the character's high heels not impede her in any way throughout the movie, even when running from a T-Rex
What the FUCK did they mean by this?
Fuck yea. I love dinosaurs.
I heard this one focused a huge chunk in the clone girl again.
So no.
the movie focus on the bugs that are eating all the wheat and the clone girl.
It's going to make a billion dollars.
That’s what people said about doctor strange too until the negative reactions. Only real shot is black panther or top gun.
Doctor Strange broke $900 million.
Don't care, buying the toys, seeing the movie, buying the blu-ray. Cope and seethe chuds
>Oh no the dinosaurs are running wild!
Repeat for the next 20 movies
The only reason I’m interested is the return of Sam Neil as Alan Grant which was legit one of my heroes growing up but other than that the movie really just doesn’t look that good
Why are you falling for obvious nostalgia bait? At least pirate it so Disney is denied shekels.
i’m just going to rewatch top gun because that’s the one i’d rather have hollywood try to copy for years
already watched it
it was better than Fallen Kingdom but that's not hard to accomplish
other than that it was pure shit
The clone girl is still the worst part about this
I already watched the movie two weeks ago and it's legit bad, bloated and it's not even about dinosaurs, it's about a multinational like bayer/nestle and how they want to dominate the food market by creating giant locusts that eat the crops from their competence but those things reproduce to fast and are about to destroy the world so laura dern investigates with the help of neill and goldblum. Then the cloned girl who lives in the middle of nowhere with owen and claire gets kidnapped and taken to their facility and at the end she is really only in the movie so bd wong can study her offscreen and modify a locust to stop them. it truly felt like the movie was written as a mission impossible ripoff but they added some dinosaurs. No wonder the score is so low, it's not even funny bad.
sounds awful. i'm not paying to see this shit.
From the dinosaurs included at least some were feathered ones that looked really wierd and then others that looked like very cheap dolls from a youtube channel. They also recycled the battle of the fist movie, having a 2v1 between the ''evil'' dino vs a feathered dino with long claws and a t rex.
All they had to do was put dinosaurs in a wackier and wackier context like the fast and the furious franchise, another universal property, and they couldn't even get that right
You guys say this, but the last two have been fucking abysmal and they've both made well over a billion each. The same thing is going to happen here and Universal is going to pat themselves on the back for once against figuring out that people are retards and you can get them to watch anything.
normies dont like to spend money anymore
they arent paying $15 for a movie with a shit rating
I'm not sure about this one, audiences struggle with long movies even if they're good, this one is bad and boring so I would be very surprised if it grosses as much as the batman.
I.. I refuse to believe they're stupid to the point of making a Jurassic World movie without dinosaurs as a central theme, this is just so dumb
>think I'll watch it since even if it's shit it's still about dinosaurs right
>read spoilers
>it's mostly about fucking bugs
I was never going to in the first place. Jurassic Park is fucking dogshit
Probably not
I had zero expectations for World and came out pleasantly surprised, Fallen Kingdom was boring and lopsided despite being a movie about a black market that auctions off designer dinosaurs, and Dominion doesn't look much better. If I see it, it will only be in the hopes that Sam Niell carries the entire movie on his back
I have no faith that Jurassic World or Star Wars will ever be good again.
Take this as a sign to improve your life and rid yourself of hollywood filth.
We should just nuke Hollywood and everyone in it and start from scratch.
Nah, we don't need to get rid of ALL of Hollywood. Just the incredibly overrepresented group in all the top positions (you know who they are). When they're gone, meritocracy can begin.
This would fix most problems outside of Hollywood, too.
Only when a good quality torrent is avaliable.
Kinda sad. I was really hoping this would be good.
best comparison ive seen is that Jurassic World series = the Star Wars sequels
people liked the first for nostalgia
second was fucking awful
third people didnt give a shit about
Aside from the old cast coming back for nostalgia value, everything was pointing at it being a huge turd.
same, i would have watched it if it was even semi-decent
We won featherchads
basado
Chris Pratt is a national socialist so of course
>movie is out for a week - rather good reviews hanging around 80%
>american premiere coming soon - drops to 40% while capeshit garbage always holds up
explain this
If Chris Pratt is a Christian then why is starring in a movie that pushes satanic evolutionist propaganda???
here (you) go
Jurassic Park will never be the same since
Already saw the movie of the year (thank you based Cruise) so I don't need to go to theaters until next year
The last one was fucking horrible
no
I'd rather not pay to be raped.
Yes, I literally go to the theater every weekend no matter what's playing. I expect this movie to be bad, but it'll have 4K dinosaurs and I'll be able to shitpost about it so it won't be the worst weekend.
To those who have seen it, if I really enjoyed the first Jurassic World but was bored by Fallen Kingdom, will I like this one?
Obviously I have long since given up on any sequel even coming close to Jurassic Park
It had too much nostalgiabait for me. Trevorrow REALLY hates JP3 it seems so he spends his time undoing what that movie did.
I liked JW1 too. I think JW3 was better than JW2 because it has a better structure at least, but JW3 repeats too many beats from previous movies. You can't just cram memberberries and expect the movie to be good. 6/10 for me.
Pros
>some good dinosaur scenes, atrociraptors were pure schlockkino
Cons
>Dodgson was disappointing. Evil but toothless, just incompetent
>final battle was too short, repetitive
I think what made JW1 entertaining was having comedy bits and seeing the characters surviving being at the park so there wasn't much plot so you could enjoy the movie for it's simplicity, this one has a more serious tone and you're supposed to care only about the locust problem because all the dinosaurs in the movie are just filler so I doubt you will like it.
What the hell sure
here's your trilogy climax bro
The whole scene is terrible on so many levels
The series should have stopped after 1. None of the other films have captured what made that film great, even if 2 & 3 had their moments.
JP1 remains one of the best movies ever made, and I have accepted that no sequel could ever surpass it, especially in the hands of hacks like Trevorrow.
All I want is better dinosaur related media. I want to see TV shows about dinosaur husbandry (like Jurassic Park but not evil). I want a remake of Dino Crisis. We get some decent park management games but that's it. Oh that Prehistoric Planet show was decent too I guess, but I want more dinosaur in modern setting stuff that ISN'T "Ahhhh run from the dinos"
I still didn't watch previous 2 despite pirating them
I'm not surprised by this score, but what other movie is out that let's me watch dinosaurs fight and eat people? Beggars can't be choosers, and I'm easy to please
Only Jurassic Park I have watched is the first one
There's sam neill so yes, even if he is just gor a cameo to say hi there's also bryce dallas howard's pooper which is guaranteed to be bigger than it was in previous installments of the franchise
Yes
Pic related
quick thoughts, probably edit this later:
>good cg for the most part, some scenes look like a early 2000s flick
>nice shots
>literally 0 deaths except for a goon who gets his arm bitten but doesnt even react and just casually talks to one of the characters the fuk. the other was the main antagonist who dies off screen
>main antagonist is literally an assburger
>none of the main characters die
>malcolm was the best character, followed by grant, then ellie. all 3 feel like they were plucked from jp 1 and it feels natural, all of them were funny
>the original cast is the only SOUL. the other cast is by the numbers
>REX gets like 2 minutes screen time tops
>GIGANOTO gets about the same screen time and JOBS HARD in a scene that tosses physics out the window. makes rex look like a bitch twice though
>whole movie feels like it's missing scenes.
>felt like it was rated PG, no gore or blood at all ever. any and everything was offscreen
>focus was not dinos
>black bitch was hot, NGL. one particular scene as long focus on her ass and her walking, thicc, someone webm that when it hits blu ray
>dilophosaurus scene was about to be good and then they did a fake out, kinda funny though
>NO SPINO wtf
>NO SPINO wtf
When that spine emerged from the water in the mines I had JP3 flashbacks, but turns out i was wrong. I'm glad Dimetrodon had its moment
Do they actually do a fakeout like that?
I don't think they meant to tease Spino, because D's too small to fit in the space anyway
meant to say Spino's too big to fit in the space, fuck I need coffee
>dilophosaurus scene was about to be good and then they did a fake out, kinda funny though
kek I laughed when based Pratt just choked and tossed that fucker
Spino was exiled to the Netflix cartoon and its batshit "Mind controlling dinosaurs for Jurassic Fight Clubs" Season 4 subplot.
Eventually
Giganotosaurus did nothing wrong, he was literally minding his own business. He wasn't like Indominus Rex who had a whole movie to be an asshole, Giga was just living his life.
I actually felt bad for him in the end, because he didn't deserve that ending.
Anyone got any leaked webms?
Is the ending really as lame as the plot leak says?
Yes, final battle was too short. Better than JW2 but not by much (kinda ripped off JW2's finisher move tho)
>Cinemaphile new movie release posts in Current Year
I thought Fallen Kingdom was great, genuinely oohing and aahing at the shots. Even looked up the director to see what else he had done. Then looked at reviews and couldn't believe people hated it. So yeah, I'm gonna be there opening night.
>I thought Fallen Kingdom was great, genuinely oohing and aahing at the shots.
The dino on the roof with the moon behind it was pure kino.
Can someone spoil who gets eaten? I hate that because if FK I have to specify death by dinosaur now
literally 0 deaths except for a goon who gets his arm bitten but doesnt even react and just casually talks to one of the characters the fuk. the other was the main antagonist who dies off screen by dilophosaurus trio
What about Wu? Was the identity of Scooter Guy revealed?
idk what you mean by scooter guy
wu lives and offscreen takes care of the locust problem
What's the context of the dude on the scooter riding who gets eaten by the Allosaurus?
just some random italian citizen lol
Mmm delicious wop
Pratt's character has a scuffle with some dudes on a dino black market and the allo along with other dinos get released by mistake. The scooter dude just was just close by.
Regular bystanders in malta, fodder goons at the facility and then the bad guy offscreen
Totally organic post
Nah, it's kinda shit anon. You can replace the bad guy with white bread and nobody would care. Also the good guys never die. In the end you have 9 good guys, very bloated.
I'm gonna go warch Top Gun again.
Fallen kingdom was legit kino. The first world was trash
I didn't mind the locust plot because it's what Crichton would've written about; bio-pharma companies upsetting the natural order to make a quick buck. It doesn't have to involve dinosaurs.
But the contrived way of "burning locusts->locusts escape->forest fire->facility shutdown" was dumb as hell
>it's what Crichton would've written about
I've noticed this is a recurring thing in the JW movies
They take ideas that Crichton would've written about, but have no idea HOW Crichton would write them, which leads to this shit
How much of BDH's fat ass do we see?
Not enough
I'm tired of the human villain angle in the World Movies because they're often incompetent and overused.
>JP1
>InGen/Hammond clones dinos to make tourist attraction. Not evil, just short-sighted.
>JP2
>InGen/Ludlow tries to bring dinosaurs back to the mainland. A bit dumb, but it gave us Based Tembo and legitimately cool designs/action set pieces. The Hunters are competent, would've succeeded if it weren't for our greenpeace homosexual "heroes".
>JW1
>Vincent D'Onofrio wants to... use raptors for something
>JW2
>Wu and some schmuck sells black market dinosaurs to make money. Apparently a continuation of D'Onofrio's raptor plan to make super raptors.
>JW3
>Biosyn makes locusts so they can sell their own crops. Fine, pure Crichton.
>Dodgson then has some long speech about why he's not doing this out of greed, but he never elaborates on it.
>Dodgson spazzes out, none of his subordinates listen to him, tries to run, gets eaten by Dilos
>WORST VILLAIN EVER
Not to mention that the villains in World often cannot kill humans directly, because even these Hollywood hacks realize that human on human violence in Jurassic Park movies are STUPID.
Dodgson was awful. Not one scene of him being competent in the whole movie. What a shit "villain". Nedry was right by treating him like a clown in the OG.
A common theme across every film except JP3 shows that mankind’s idealization of nature ends poorly. It ends poorly because what we idealize isn’t actually what nature is, just as these “dinosaurs” aren’t actually real dinosaurs. JP3 started the “They think now? They think now!” retardation with the raptors and it was all downhill from there. These films could’ve been about needing to adapt to a world filled with 65 million year old megafauna, but instead we’ve gotten 25 years of peta hippies shilling for genetically engineered theme park monsters while a few cognizant men warn of the consequences.
>These films could’ve been about needing to adapt to a world filled with 65 million year old megafauna
All I want is a big budget TV show about modern people learning about live dinosaurs. Their behavior, pathology, growth, etc. But "AAAAH RUN FROM THE DINO" type movies make 1 billion dollars every time, so I'm shit out of luck.
This movie could be the worst shit ever and I would still respect it for bringing Dark Berry Dr Pepper back to us.
No. It feels like Marvel phase 4. I just don't care anymore.