>Their head of state is a scumbag that sucked dick and won an popularity contest >My head of state is a scumbag whose parents are related and whose wife is their 2nd cousin
>There’s normally no Inheritance Tax to pay if either: >the value of your estate is below the £325,000 threshold
>you leave everything above the £325,000 threshold to your spouse, civil partner, a charity or a community amateur sports club >If you give away your home to your children (including adopted, foster or stepchildren) or grandchildren your threshold can increase to £500,000. >If you’re married or in a civil partnership and your estate is worth less than your threshold, any unused threshold can be added to your partner’s threshold when you die.
What is one single cultural condition, legal policy, or enshrined virtue that elevates Britain above the US? DESPITE being whiter, Brits have surrendered their firearms. They have no recourse to remove government tyranny other than voting. Brits can go to prison for saying Black person on Facebook. Britain is broadly more leftist and totalitarian, DESPITE being whiter.
>Brags about having guns >Didn't use them to stop Biden's rigged election >Didn't use them to stop blacks burning their cities to the ground >Still not using them to stop the hordes of hispanics pouring through the southern border every day
So they're essentially long, phallic paperweights then?
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Guns are just fun to shoot. But mutts are so dumb and deluded and instead of just admitting guns are just fun (and sometimes just a dick-enlarging toy) they go on some amazing cope how they're akchually defending their freedumz. Pathetic.
>don't really give a shit but work said nobody can have day off >HR promised office people they could still watch it >got us to set up a TV in the office which only like 40% of them can see >some departments are having the day off for some reason >every other company is closed >everyone is pissed off
All the stars are here >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dignitaries_at_the_state_funeral_of_Elizabeth_II
Who can forget Tuimalealiʻifano Vaʻaletoʻa Sualauvi II, the reigning O le Ao o le Malo of Samoa
It’s the last time we’ll have to deal with it, no one cares about the royal family anymore after she’s dead and buried. In 20 years when the rest of them start to die they won’t even get a stream of it, they’ll just put the homosexual in the ground.
They still haven't put her in the ground yet? She's got to be smelling a little rank by now.
She was most definitely embalmed, can’t confirm but the Netflix show showed her father being embalmed, so it might be a royal tradition
Thats such a creepy thing we do to our dead.
>thinks embalming is creepy
uneducated backward third world idiot. also, you are a disgusting unhygienic moron.
everyone is embalmed, anon. If you get buried and have a funeral, chances are you're embalmed
She's also going to be sealed up with lead when they put her coffin in the Royal Vault... because the Windsors don't actually bury their dead.
imagine what a 100 year old mummy smells like
They preserved her body in amber
Funeral is later today Bong time.
yes but only for IRL kino.
the cameramen and DoP have had days planning for this. Only the top men will work on it. Ive got high expectations.
There is going to be a dance number just before the ceremony, it is supposedly very controversial
lmao get Cardi B out here twerking for the queen.
What kind of men are gonna be working on it?
Top.
Men.
solid guys only
20 good men should be enough
Who died this time where's the sticky?
yo mama
england is by far the most cucked country in the world, i hope it fricking sinks
>his country's head of state is some scumbag who sucked enough dicks and won a popularity contest
this is why your country is a joke.
>Their head of state is a scumbag that sucked dick and won an popularity contest
>My head of state is a scumbag whose parents are related and whose wife is their 2nd cousin
Goodness me, can't people like lardo back there ever dress appropriately for the occasion? This isn't a lan party, or greggs.
I've seen people there in football and rugby jerseys, kek.
He's literally me. Black t-shirts are all I have.
you should have at least one sport coat in your possession, really, that's all it takes to look you give a shit
it's this easy
I'm going just for the cavity search
no I'm going to go make money doing an honest day's labour.
>AND EVERY OCAAAAAAASION I'LLLLLL BE READY
>FOR
>A FUNERAL
TOO KNOW YOU IS HARD BUT WE WONDER,
TOO KNOW YOU ALL WRONG WE WERE
What should be the appropriate punishment for these teams?
was there a lockdwon because the queen died? that's ridiculous.
not a lockdown, just a 10 day period of state mandated boredom to mourn her death
being deported back to their caribbean and south asian countries of origin
England wtf
>tfw no mourning loicence
Bring out the Guillotine, Charles
No problem with that if they execute all the woke and he backstabs the WEF, but he is just a powerless puppet.
wait they're brown it's okay
Over the b***h that "reigned" over the demise of the U.K.? Frick no.
Europe would be better off if the Germans won WWII.
I'm American, so I don't care.
>Queen is dead. I'm thinking maybe a Big Mac.
>It's what Lizzie would have wanted
where was this
UK, can't you read?, moron
where does it say UK
KFC
Is this the famous burgerpunk genre I keep hearing about?
One Royale with cheese.
what happens when you push the handicapable button
It would be extremely painful
Cheers our liz all the best luv
slags, slags everywhere
You can tell she's up for anything in bed.
me on the left
Peak norf form. No wonder he gets all the birds
I'M ON A HIGHWAYYY TO HELLL
that tub of ketchup alone is at least 300 calories, mostly from sugars.
they're saving that money for a buyback down the line
Wouldn't ALL of the UK's population be wealthier if they didn't have to pay an inherentance tax? Wouldn't that be better for their economy?
haha
No. That money goes to paying for the free healthcare.
>Inheritance tax
>40%
Jesus Christ. Why do we let this go on?
If you're paying inheritance tax then you're doing something wrong.
cuz we're suckers
nobody pays it but the working classes that don't know what they are doing
everyone with money doesn't pay inheritance tax
40% inheritance tax??!!!! wtf, what happens if you get your dads house but you're broke?
>There’s normally no Inheritance Tax to pay if either:
>the value of your estate is below the £325,000 threshold
>you leave everything above the £325,000 threshold to your spouse, civil partner, a charity or a community amateur sports club
>If you give away your home to your children (including adopted, foster or stepchildren) or grandchildren your threshold can increase to £500,000.
>If you’re married or in a civil partnership and your estate is worth less than your threshold, any unused threshold can be added to your partner’s threshold when you die.
whos the funeral for?
thinking about those beans
do you think she was glad to die before the inevitable british race wars?
Archie is going to be monarch sooner or later. It's a clown world after all.
George is my king, the rest doesn't interest me.
It's over.
Should have never invaded India.
>india
I'm pretty sure those are arabs
Mughals (known as Muslims today) ruled india for hundreds of years.
>people of this country are the ones telling america they have too many brown people
Britain is still something like 80% white Brits, so it's definitely better than Muttmurica.
What is one single cultural condition, legal policy, or enshrined virtue that elevates Britain above the US? DESPITE being whiter, Brits have surrendered their firearms. They have no recourse to remove government tyranny other than voting. Brits can go to prison for saying Black person on Facebook. Britain is broadly more leftist and totalitarian, DESPITE being whiter.
>muh guns
Shut the frick up. A lot of you morons were convinced the last election was fake and you did nothing.
>muh guns
Nothing.
>Brags about having guns
>Didn't use them to stop Biden's rigged election
>Didn't use them to stop blacks burning their cities to the ground
>Still not using them to stop the hordes of hispanics pouring through the southern border every day
So they're essentially long, phallic paperweights then?
Guns are just fun to shoot. But mutts are so dumb and deluded and instead of just admitting guns are just fun (and sometimes just a dick-enlarging toy) they go on some amazing cope how they're akchually defending their freedumz. Pathetic.
reminds me of Hollywood except it's israelites instead of muslims.
I'm being forced to because I'm English.
>forced to pay the telly loicence so you can watch the queen's funeral
Fricking hell
Remember when the Bush funeral lasted 8 years?
No, my true queen is alive and well and ONLY 17 YOU SICK FRICK
The grandson James is incredibly shota hot.
So if Charles dies next who comes after him?
He's pretty old as it is.
His son William. And then next in line is William's oldest son (George?)
Prince William. Charles is immature, spoiled and rude. William is far more mature and should be the king.
>don't really give a shit but work said nobody can have day off
>HR promised office people they could still watch it
>got us to set up a TV in the office which only like 40% of them can see
>some departments are having the day off for some reason
>every other company is closed
>everyone is pissed off
Frick me, that seems c**ty. What shithole do you work at?
I work at the palace.
Imagine working somewhere that's enough of a shithole to have an HR department
Imagine working
i don't even go to funerals, why would i watch one?
because for once you've been invited
Free day off work, happy days simple as
Some of those look really good ngl
>not only does she not deny she stinks but doubles down and says she stinks like that stranger's smelly pussy
What a time to be alive
>typing in english
Lol. Also a Black person accusing anybody else of wanton rape and theft is pretty rich
1776 homosexuals
it I cracked a loud fart in there how would the Royal Guard react
it would be extremely stinky
People seem to forget that the Queen's guards are actual guards and not just funny tourist attractions
I'm gonna watch HOTD, sorry bett
All the stars are here
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dignitaries_at_the_state_funeral_of_Elizabeth_II
Who can forget Tuimalealiʻifano Vaʻaletoʻa Sualauvi II, the reigning O le Ao o le Malo of Samoa
will elton john be in it?
no, i have to go be a wagie
I'm going to be at work, anon.
I spent 16 hours in line to meet the Queen but when I got there the b***h was already DEAD
What a ripoff
You had 96 years
you guys are ok, don't go to the funeral tomorrow
yes, i honestly wish i could go and see the coffin myself, its one of the last times i will get to experience the old Europe
there's someone wearing a bicorne in the OP, a BICORNE
>Make way!
>knocks you over
How do you respond without sounding upset?
Why would I watch the funeral of some old crone?
I lined up to pay my respects, and my tv licence.
Might as well. Stuff like this does not happen often.
Not with that attitude
Yes.
come on man, its been 2 weeks of wall to wall coverage of this shit in america, I just can't take it anymore it's too much
It’s the last time we’ll have to deal with it, no one cares about the royal family anymore after she’s dead and buried. In 20 years when the rest of them start to die they won’t even get a stream of it, they’ll just put the homosexual in the ground.