Are you guys hyped for new Star Wars movie? Its called "Mandalorian & Grogu" and is directed by Jon Favreau
Are you guys hyped for new Star Wars movie? Its called "Mandalorian & Grogu" and is directed by Jon Favreau
Are you guys hyped for new Star Wars movie? Its called "Mandalorian & Grogu" and is directed by Jon Favreau
Mandalorian and yeed
Mandalorian and sneed
Remember when you were shilling Patty Jenkins' Rogue Squadron movie and it got canceled? You're doing the same thing now.
There was an official announcement on that? Strange, I didn't even know it was rumoured 'til now.
"The Mandalorian & Grogu Journey to the Big Screen" is a really childish title for such an adult film
Big Screen is the first order super weapon
Have they said who the main characters will be?
Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Emperor Palpatine, and Chewbacca.
Road trip movie?
Bo-Katan Kree
Star Wars will never really come back unless they put an actor with some likability or gravitas to play a prominent Jedi.
They tried Rey it didn't work, they tried Ahsoka it wasn't as bad but it didn't work either. Kylo had gravitas but he's dead.
Mando is acceptable overall (S1 was good, S2 okay, S3 was garbage) but he's more like a side dish not the main course, same as Andor. What will it take for LucasFilms to admit defeat and just cast some white male to play the main jedi?
If they want to go beyond the mandoverse and sequels he would be too old.
Main point of the recent shows is that they're all connected and set in the same timeline, Kal would be a shriveled up old guy if he somehow survives up to that point which he probably won't.
How is Andor connected?
I think cal works as a 3d vidya character and jedi survivor's story overperformed, but Cameron Monaghan looks weird irl and his character would look too goofy in live action
the only reason he's somewhat compelling is because those writers understand growth and can do the hero struggling vs overwhelming odds thing well enough
if he went live action it'd be written by kathleen kennedy or filoni and he'd be just be boring
Was the sequel any good? I started it but didn't really get into it
I liked Fallen Order a decent amount although it was somewhat flawed
it was solid but the pc version runs terribly so don't bother unless you're a consolecuck
Cal is legit a great character, and the genius of him, like Andor, is that he can have ZERO contact with the "main story" characters and still function in the universe. Mando couldn't go two seasons without them summoning a fricking Skywalker.
>Kylo
>simp of Rey and fanboy of Vader
>gravitas
moron, try again, like maybe Revan or Kyle Katarn
>What will it take for LucasFilms to admit defeat and just cast some white male to play the main jedi?
Never, that's not the agenda.
It's about replacing us in the most passive aggressive cowardly way possible.
You guys just had a new Indy movie and still b***hed about it.
> Star Wars will never really come back unless they put an actor with some likability or gravitas to play a prominent Jedi.
Star Wars is dead and never coming back even if they cast a white man who looks exactly like Luke because you can't tell the same empire vs rebels stories a million times and hope people won't tune out. These big lore driven franchises are dying because the average normie doesn't have the attention span for it.
The lore-driven franchises are dying because they put uncreative brain-dead nepo hires and brown people in charge of making lore, when they're not even capable of writing competent dialogue
Star Wars isn't a lore franchise, they are movies. You're probably are an EU fanboy.
>They tried Rey it didn't work, they tried Ahsoka it wasn't as bad but it didn't work either. Kylo had gravitas but he's dead.
Let me guess, Kylo was better because he is male.
Don't know. Maybe just because he's the best actor, the most interesting character and the last true Skywalker?
with giant israeli nose and angst backstory of a little b***h
He has the nose of a Roman emperor, not a israeli one.
But Harrison Ford is indeed israeli. That's why Kylo killed him.
seeing him die was the only good thing about nu-wars
i fricking hate harrison ford. and his characters are dumb as frick too
frick obi-wan, frick indie, frick every dumb role he's played in
he has never in his life played a good character
harrison ford is the stupid man's richard gere
>harrison ford is the stupid man's richard gere
richard gere is the stupid man's richard gere
you take that back
richard has made kino
days of heaven, pretty woman, mothman, hachi, primal fear
frick has harrison ford made? his highest honor is being in the shittiest polanski movie
>He has the nose of a Roman emperor, not a israeli one.
He looks more moronic than Nero
And Rey despite being a "fake" Skywalker still has better moral values than him.
She has zero moral values. She is a cardboard character with the actions of a programmed android.
Rey --- 2%
Finn --- 0%
But we will still make a movie with Rey which will 100% fail at the box office... Losing money is not important, propaganda is more important!
how can people convince themselves this guy is smart?
>buy one of the biggest IPs ever
>crash it, no survivors
wow truly a 2000 iq move mr iger
I still don't understand what happened.
>Disney buys SW with the public statement that too many of their IPs are for girls and they need a boys IP
>proceed to make Rey, Jyn Erso and Ahsoka the faces of Star Wars while making all the major male characters failures or killing them
Like, shouldn't the rules of finance stop all this from happening? Shouldn't shareholders have stepped in at one point and told Lucasfilm WAIT THIS IS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE did that just never happen?
There is a reason Nelson Peltz is trying to force himself into the board and assasinate Iger for the last 3 years. Investors want literally every current board members and CEO's of DIsney dead
He doesn't care. He and his family are stacked with money for generations. He doesnt care about the company and investors, so he tries to get as much money as he can before his woke cronies sink the ship
I want to see Jannah get stuffed airtight by big blond stormtroopers who call her a rebel bawd and lead her around their base on a leash and she has to let any trooper who wants frick her and breed her until one of them falls in love with her and marries her and she raises his kids and drains his massive Imperial balls down her throat every night.
"A poll posted on the official Star Wars website on December 13th, 2019 posed the question, “Who do you most want to see in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker?”
As of March 17th, 2020, 64,745 votes have been cast.
And 86% of those votes went towards Kylo Ren.
4% went to Rey, 2% went to both Rose Tico and Babu Frik, and 1% went to Leia, Finn, Poe, Lando, Chewie, and R2-D2." (c)
Update from 2024. As before,Kylo is in the lead.
Kylo - 80%
Rey - 5%
Finn - 1%
No one needs Jannah (0%) and neither does Lea (1%).
>Poe 0%
You really get what you deserve Star Wars fans. He was literally the only cool important character of the trilogy.
It's not going to come back, period. It's done.
>an actor with some likability or gravitas
Like...Mark Hamill? Likeable enough, I guess.
They can't write good female characters anymore let alone cast a good-looking actor that's dedicated to the role that can't lay off the coke after their first gig. It's absolutely over.
>cast some white male to play the main jedi?
My vote goes to KotOR adaptation. Beginning with KotOR II with Jedi Jesus Exile before hopping back to KotOR I as a sequel. Exile is more interesting than Revan. Reven's Legend on the otherhand is kino.
>Jon Favreau
The guy from the sopranos?
yeah frick that fat chin loser
That Bucchiac
I'm looking forward to the toys
>AI makes better ship designs than Disney
LMAO
How about introducing Chris Rock or Jack Black as the voice of Grogu at the end
horrible name
naming the movie both "Mandalorian" and "Grogu" destroys the clever title of the series "The Mandalorian" where it might have been unclear which character the series was about.
we all thought, of course it's about Mando aka Din Djarin, but what if... "The Mandalorian" was actually referring to Grogu?! and his journey to become part of that culture! neat!
and the last season which was more about Bo Katan and how she's also a Mandalorian, and re-claiming the planet, so the series title fits there, too.
Nope, it was simply Mando all along, stop with your complicated deep meanings.
>seeking deep meaning in Disney nu-Wars
>where Han Solo get his name because he was alone when talking with imperial officer
>where Palpatine returns and retcon the sacrifice of Vader
>where Luke becomes a failure and die making the "chosen one" prohpecy comepletely meaningless
What about naming it Jon homosexual's The Mandositter? Is Mando the Mandositter? Is Yeed the Mandositter? Woah
You have a point. Solo: A Star Wars Story should have just been called "Han Solo and Chewie"
if they bring luke back i'm in
No, Disney had the hottest actor in the world and choose to destroy everything. They wasted Pedro's 15 minutes and now they are trying to get them back, it wont work.
Are you hired for the new overused, tired franchise entry? It's called "vapid non-character and marketable toy" and is directed by the guy who descrated a beloved childhood movie.
Wow, what a pitch!
Rumor has it that this movie is just the final 2 episodes that will be showed on theaters.
>Its called "Mandalorian & Grogu"
Imagine that marketing/exec meeting. I wonder what their alternate titles were
>The Mandalorian & Grogu (aka Baby Yoda): A Star Wars Saga
The Persondalorian and Grogu
The space cis man and gender neutral Yid
The Mandalorian (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Grogu)
>force yodels you out of the biergarten
who will play the brunette white woman that emasculates the male lead?
>its called "MANDALORIAN and GROGU"
>its actually about Bo-Katan becoming the queen of Mandalorians
why disney keep hiring this fat moronic
doesnt he have lion king 2 to follow this year
Disney literally killed off the entire Skywalker bloodline.
Doesn't matter if they do everything right with the Mando movie.
If the sequel trilogy is still canon, nothing they do will matter in the end.
The Skywalker family died as a bunch of failures and a Palpatine is now in charge of the Jedi Order.
>Are you guys hyped for new Star Wars movie?
NO!
because of this
and this
They could save Star Wars with one move
>Pretend the last 10 years of gayshit never happened
>Reinstate the EU
>Make new SW movie with Mark Hamill as gigachad Jedi Master Luke
Doing all that and making either The Thrawn Trilogy or Dark Empire would only work if either Disney lost the IP and it was claimed by a studio that wasn't moronic, or Disney somehow managed to take a 180 and fire all the hacks that made the previous shit films/shows like Filoni and Kathleen.
> fire all the hacks that made the previous shit films/shows like Filoni and Kathleen.
you might as well just go all the way and death penalty all the other national criminals (jews) while you're at it
>The Skywalker family died as a bunch of failures and a Palpatine is now in charge of the Jedi Order.
Rey Skywalker.
they're all palpatines and that's been implied since episode I. the only skywalker in star wars is shmi
You remember Grogu? Grogu, maybe? Grogu, my baby? Probably heard the rumor that he used to be my tumor. He's Grogu, my baby, he's here!
>SHIT AND SHIT ARE EMBARKING ON A NEW SHIT
>DIRECTED BY SHIT, PRODUCED BY SHIT, SHIT, AND SHIT
i can't think of many better examples of how little they care about this franchise than the fact that they called the little guy grogu. they picked the first name that came up, huh? lazy fricks
unironically him being named was the point i dropped the show
>waits for another turd to slither out of Dave Filoni's butthole
>"i bet this is gonna be yucky"
>tucks napkin into collar
>readies knife and fork
>"stupid favreau what a hack"
>licks lips
>holds plate up to catch the turd
>"TV and movies are literal shit now lol"
>eats entire turd
>licks the plate clean
>"why does this keep happening?
They should make an animated trilogy with Karre from Star Wars Visions as the protagonist
No. They fricking ruined Mando. Season 3 was moronic, it became about Botox Ka Ren and her gay ass cartoon. Grogu coming back so early was a mistake. The movie should have been about them reuniting.
I really wish they just kept him out of the bigger picture. Just allow him to wonder around doing bounty hunter things. It's really not that hard. Don't involve him in things from the movies/shows too much. He should be the white hat to Boba Fet's black hat, but no. They fricked that up to by making them both good guys.
Mando was the last hope that maybe Star wars was not dead. Just another reason to never get hyped, never have faith, never give things a chance.
Mando was never good, people only praised to spit on the sequel trilogy.
but Mando S2 confirmed sequel trilogy as canon
People still did mental gymnastics and pretended Filoni would retcon the sequel trilogy (lol)
Hey I liked one episode
Season 1 was okay. It was literally just stoic space cowboy an a desert planet doing side quests. It's not high art but it's good enough.
the 1st episode was garbage but I thought I'll give it another try since everyone praises it
the 2nd episode was garbage but I thought I'll give it another try since everyone praises it
the 3rd episode was garbage and I was out
Mando WAS good. Was it high art? No. But it was the best thing we have got from star wars outside of the first two movies and maybe RotS.
Never watched it. I unsubbed after Boba Fat. Ashoka I was fine with showing up. For one dealing with Grogu and getting rid of him. But I gave not shit about her getting a show. The only thing I know about here is from the meme and she is from the cartoons.
andor is a thousand times better
but i do actually agree with everything you said
all my normie friends stopped watching the moment ashsoke showed up and the show became a star wars thing rather than a mando thing
How will they put a chick in it and make it gay though?
How would you feel if Karre got his own animated film?
You guys don't know what you want out of Star Wars. At this point all you want is to shit on it ever since the sequels turned out to be crap. But even if it became good it would it simply not count for you, because that would happen after a point you stopped caring about it.
First it need to get good. Shitty girl bosses who can't act is not the same as Revan or Kyle Katarn
Is Pedro a kino actor?
No, just jacked off Hollywood israelites and big pharma enough to be a demanded actor
>announce rey movie with zero fanfare
>immediately announce mandalorian movie with even less fanfare days later
this seems odd, didn't they say they weren't going to shit out a million films all at once anymore?
if they were smart they'd try to make a game or cartoon or something and try to find a good formula before they dive back into shows and movies
but this is disney, where smart is forbidden
I want to see how many people will visit Disney for "May force be with you" celebrations and how many of them are just bought shills
The only announced movies that can earn Disney money is Zootopia. Everything else is literally just burning money for the ESG god and woke Kathlyn Kennedy blackmailing Bob Iger
Rumor has it it's going to be the finale to S4. Probably shot in that ugly soundstage too. They're unironically releasing a tv episode as a movie as their big comeback.
>Probably shot in that ugly soundstage too.
It's sad how quickly that destroyed the show.
They're Mando, They're Mando and the Yeed Yeed Yeed Yeed Yeed
>The Not Boba Fett & Goo Goo Ga Ga
Mandalorian peaked at season 2, season 3 was the fricking worst
Not really? I love both of them, but they kinda destroyed their potential with the S3. By the end of it, there is nothing to tell about them anymore, so the only way to make it interesting again is with a complete new arc, but since you also have the whole Thrawn shit in the background, you know it's just to buy time and make money. The fact that they wasted a potential kino reunion between the two still makes me sad.
>hyped
more like depressed. Star Wars is shit now, Star Trek is shit, the only new scifi universe was Rebel Moon and it's just some stolen WH40K without the good parts, Tarzan, some other shit and out of focus shots.
is there any scifi left? The Expanse went to shit and got canned. Dunc? fricking lol. watching that movie was like rubbing sand in my eyes.
I can't even imagine how bad would be a Stargate reboot.