you know, I like Zack's old movie (I'll always defend BvS), and while I found JL disappointing, there were some things I appreciated about it. but man rebel moon part one sucked so fricking much that I wouldn't ever force myself to sit through two movies, let alone the extended versions
>sexier >bloodier
Dude unless he was a complete fricking moron and had all the character moments take place during sex and head explosion scenes this isn't gonna make the movie any better.
Hell yeah. I'm almost positive it's gonna be one of my favourite movies of the decade. Already loved the short version of the first movie. I can't wait to see what the long one's gonna look like.
>in his own words, they are "a different kettle of fish" and include "all the gore and the hard R-ness and the nudity and the violence and crazy s**t" that initially got left out.
I know what he means, but still, the term "hard R-ness" makes it sound like the movie is full of people calling each other Black folk.
I remember him talking about wanting to make a 300 spinoff about Alexander the Great that emphasizes the gay love story between Alexander and Hephaestion.
The guy's married to a woman and has a bunch of kids but he's clearly a raging bisexual. If anything, his movies have always sexualized men more than women. I think he just never had an opportunity to really lean into it. If I remember the original draft of his Zombie movie also had some kinky stuff that got shot down by Netflix. Which is a shame, because that might have actually made it fun
>these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire >they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names
>these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire
>these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain
>this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way
>this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them
>this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers
>this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel
>this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux
>these are the loose latex bimbos of bawdicus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous bawds
At this point, just wait for the long versions. I liked the first one but I skipped the second one because I didn't want to burn myself out before the extended cuts are out.
Most people seem to like the second movie less than the first one, though.
It makes Part 1 look like a masterpiece, it's that bad
Thanks.
It seems better to get drunk first before watch it.
At this point, just wait for the long versions. I liked the first one but I skipped the second one because I didn't want to burn myself out before the extended cuts are out.
Most people seem to like the second movie less than the first one, though.
It's actually quite impressive that he managed to botch one of the tried-and-true concepts like the seven samurai template.
Every single character is garbage tier. None of them have anything relevant to say or any chemistry, not even a distinguishable personality other than reciting their backstory for the camera.
And what is usually the main draw of this kind of shlock, namely the villains, is so pathetic that I don't know where to start.
Captain (admiral?!) Insaneo gets trashed by a 40lbs woman in movie 1 but gets revived very dramatically. Does he get some cybernetic arm or mask or even a new haircut or outfit? Nope. Is he MORE insane than before? Nope, same amount of insane. Okay, great.
As for the main MAIN villain, that's behind it all of course, he's what appears to be someone who is 20 years old with a fake beard and hairpiece and has zero actual screen presence and certainly doesn't convey any menace or anything at all.
So the two faces of the badguys are some roided out loser and some kid larping with a fake beard. jfc.
>Hey I know you guys all said my movie sucked, BUT, go buy the directors cut, it's a TOTALLY different movie.
That shit worked on morons for that shitty DC batfleck shit but I'd blacklist Snyder for doing it again. And he's going to keep doing it.
At this point it's a marketing ploy. They literally have to do nothing but announce a snyder cut and a whole army of smoothbrains will advertise it for them online in perpetuity
Yeah it's cool when an already good movie releases a directors cut.
He's an butthole that doesn't know how to make a good movie and then adds the "good stuff" to lure people back to watch the "new and improved version"
It's no different than George Lucas updating his films. Except George's films were fine originally.
Zack Snyder is a hack and a moron.
Personally I'm only interested in the rape scenes, preferably alien-on-hot-screaming-human-chick. But you do you.
you know, I like Zack's old movie (I'll always defend BvS), and while I found JL disappointing, there were some things I appreciated about it. but man rebel moon part one sucked so fricking much that I wouldn't ever force myself to sit through two movies, let alone the extended versions
Zack is better off when he is adapting others works and has other writers to help.
>sexier
>bloodier
Dude unless he was a complete fricking moron and had all the character moments take place during sex and head explosion scenes this isn't gonna make the movie any better.
>fricking moron
>had all the character moments take place during sex and head explosion scenes
you sound pretty moronic yourself
you might want to doublecheck the post you replied to
double checking revealed no new insights. perhaps you'd like to share your grievance?
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Hell yeah. I'm almost positive it's gonna be one of my favourite movies of the decade. Already loved the short version of the first movie. I can't wait to see what the long one's gonna look like.
>in his own words, they are "a different kettle of fish" and include "all the gore and the hard R-ness and the nudity and the violence and crazy s**t" that initially got left out.
I know what he means, but still, the term "hard R-ness" makes it sound like the movie is full of people calling each other Black folk.
He makes it all sound so superfluous when he calls it "hard R-ness" and "shit"
Maybe this is a dumb question but does he even like making these movies? It doesn't seem like he takes these endeavors very seriously
>does he even like making these movies?
Pretty sure his dream is to direct a big budget bisexual porno movie
He's probably just awkward but honestly, Snyder always talks like he's mildly drunk. But he does seem excited about making movies.
He wants to adapt Bible Black, yes, the fricking hentai.
I don't get that feeling at all from him. Someone like say Luca Guadagnino seems way more interested in kinky sex than Snyder does
>Luca Guadagnino
Euro directors are huge perverted homosexuals by default
I remember him talking about wanting to make a 300 spinoff about Alexander the Great that emphasizes the gay love story between Alexander and Hephaestion.
The guy's married to a woman and has a bunch of kids but he's clearly a raging bisexual. If anything, his movies have always sexualized men more than women. I think he just never had an opportunity to really lean into it. If I remember the original draft of his Zombie movie also had some kinky stuff that got shot down by Netflix. Which is a shame, because that might have actually made it fun
>sexier, bloodier
this won't help unless he also fixes the casting, acting, dialog, direction, editing and plot
>these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire
>they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names
>these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire
>these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain
>this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way
>this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them
>this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers
>this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel
>this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux
>these are the loose latex bimbos of bawdicus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous bawds
>Rebel Moon
I just remembered that I haven't seen part 2 yet.
Is it better than the dogshitty first one?
It's much worse actually.
Thanks.
It seems better to get drunk first before watch it.
At this point, just wait for the long versions. I liked the first one but I skipped the second one because I didn't want to burn myself out before the extended cuts are out.
Most people seem to like the second movie less than the first one, though.
It makes Part 1 look like a masterpiece, it's that bad
It's actually quite impressive that he managed to botch one of the tried-and-true concepts like the seven samurai template.
Every single character is garbage tier. None of them have anything relevant to say or any chemistry, not even a distinguishable personality other than reciting their backstory for the camera.
And what is usually the main draw of this kind of shlock, namely the villains, is so pathetic that I don't know where to start.
Captain (admiral?!) Insaneo gets trashed by a 40lbs woman in movie 1 but gets revived very dramatically. Does he get some cybernetic arm or mask or even a new haircut or outfit? Nope. Is he MORE insane than before? Nope, same amount of insane. Okay, great.
As for the main MAIN villain, that's behind it all of course, he's what appears to be someone who is 20 years old with a fake beard and hairpiece and has zero actual screen presence and certainly doesn't convey any menace or anything at all.
So the two faces of the badguys are some roided out loser and some kid larping with a fake beard. jfc.
>Captain (admiral?!) Insaneo
That's not really the name is it?
>Sexier
>Bloodier
Does Zack really believe these things will fix his poor writing?
That's his secret, anon. He doesn't think at all.
>Hey I know you guys all said my movie sucked, BUT, go buy the directors cut, it's a TOTALLY different movie.
That shit worked on morons for that shitty DC batfleck shit but I'd blacklist Snyder for doing it again. And he's going to keep doing it.
At this point it's a marketing ploy. They literally have to do nothing but announce a snyder cut and a whole army of smoothbrains will advertise it for them online in perpetuity
There’s like two hours of new footage on top of more explicit, non-censored versions of some scenes.
Yeah it's cool when an already good movie releases a directors cut.
He's an butthole that doesn't know how to make a good movie and then adds the "good stuff" to lure people back to watch the "new and improved version"
It's no different than George Lucas updating his films. Except George's films were fine originally.
So seeing some floppy wieners and man ass is going to make Rebel Moon cool for you?
No because they are fricking boring as shit