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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does ireland only have 2 actors, jesus christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Acting isn't very big here, people still look down on it as a whorish profession. Musicians and writers are a dime a dozen though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people still look down on it as a whorish profession
        Based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she smashed Kate Winslet on her birthday
          And you're jelly?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not everyone is a degenerate.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              but you're here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To talk about storytelling, not actors indulging in carnal fantasies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You talk like a virginal prequel fan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We get it, you make money selling your soul and you need others to tell you it's alright.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We get it, you've never had and will never have sex or offspring.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please confirm that you also love the Star Wars prequels. That would really complete this whole conversation for me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Love is a feeling that you have for your wife.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not that you would know.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And when I find my wife, it will be something special, something that you wouldn't know.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When will that be? Keep dreaming, friend.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You got to have faith that you'll find that special one, like Pádraic has in getting his fren back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      barry keoghaghgh is in it too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4? Neeson and Murphy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Liam Neeson is a great British actor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes from North, my mistake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gambon sorta counts too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      exactly what I thought, one glance at the thumbnail and I knew it was gonna be Farrell and Gleeson lmao

      love them both, but come the frick on haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >One glance at the actors and I knew it would be the actors!
        Thanks for the input, b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      exactly what I thought, one glance at the thumbnail and I knew it was gonna be Farrell and Gleeson lmao

      love them both, but come the frick on haha

      It's them reteaming with Martin McDonagh who did In Bruges.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who played Caesar in Rome/the Captain in The Terror is Irish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How dare you forget Chief Miles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Liam Neeson, Cillian Murphy, Ciarán Hinds, Aiden Gillen, Pierce Brosnan, Saoirse Ronan, Barry Keoghegan… we have plenty for a small country

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kerry Condon, Lara McDonnell, Katie McGrath, Colm Meany, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Michael Gambon, Richard Harris (if we're counting dead ones), etc too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There’s the guy who also played shrek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mike Myers is Canadian

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fack off taigy bastids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh be nice

      Does the big fella on the right have a gambling addiction or alimony he needs to pay for or something? Still doing weird little irish indy films like this and the guard (which is a very good film btw) despite having been in big productions

      checked. also he's irish so definitely both.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me, just gonna sit here next to this cliff with my wool cardigan and drink some chocolate drink and play my flute for the sheep.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >REEE WHY WONT YOU BE MY FRENNNNN?!!!
    I don't get it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's dull you frickin dimwit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But he's always been dull, why stop being friends now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have my thoughts, but I bet the movie shows you to some degree.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks great, thanks OP

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kerry Condon
    solid choice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was a lesbian with some old granny in Rome

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i was obviously referring to her role in better call saul tho

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit i was waiting for this
    it probably wont even be on cinemas on this shithole country

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the big fella on the right have a gambling addiction or alimony he needs to pay for or something? Still doing weird little irish indy films like this and the guard (which is a very good film btw) despite having been in big productions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The director of this and the director of The Guard are brothers. Gleeson seems to star in a lot of their movies, I guess they just really like him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The director of this and the director of The Guard are brothers
        Huh, TIL. I guess that's why i couldn't understand why Calvary wasn't on his wiki, i was 100% sure it was his film. Also, the guy is dating Phoebe Waller-Bridge, pretty kino screenwriter/playwright pairing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mcdonaghs and gilroys are two kino sibling creators

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't you rather develop your own country's industry than help out American israelites with their propaganda?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He started his film career when he was 36, before that he only did theatre. He doesn't give a frick about always being in big budget films, actors like him only care about having a job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of actors do that. They do a big film to buy a house then a small indie film they genuinely like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this actor in actually good films about his home country instead of just soulless blockbusters done for a paycheck
      Is this really something you asked?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn’t he want to star in high quality Irish films as an Irish actor?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he just likes to be in kino

      >5555
      >gambling
      you should gamble with those quads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody checked those quads holy frick Cinemaphile is absolutely dead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, i checked those trips

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What a handsome motherfricker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does the big fella on the right have a gambling addiction or alimony he needs to pay for or something? Still doing weird little irish indy films like this and the guard (which is a very good film btw) despite having been in big productions

        hurm

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    already know how it ends
    >voldemort shows up offering a job
    >they accept
    >a few weeks later they're in bruge

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile in spain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares about east mexico frick off spic

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one man's story to make some old dude his friend
    damn

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My brother met Brendan Gleeson and he sounds like a real down-to-earth, cool dude.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any alcoves in this filum?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you actually use the word? alcoves?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks keynough

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my aunt was killed when the IRA bombed the Grand Hotel in Brighton in '84

    so no, i'm not ready for irish kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol *cums on her grave*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh no, an incel made a 2edgy4me comment, how will i go on with my life, what if he tells me to cry more and describes his laughter level with an acronym?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but I think it's time to dilate, my dude.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tbf people are mocking his dead aunty, I'd be pretty annoyed too. Although I also wouldn't post personal info on here...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude cmon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was she working with Thatcher? If so, she was a valid target militarily.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, she worked at the hotel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          seeing clients, was she?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When your mom asks you what you've been up to today, are you going to tell her you were making edgy comments about people's dead relatives or are you going to let her pretend her son isn't a huge piece of shit, just a sad little harmless basement dweller?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              she died in the 80's lad, calm down

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                May the lord have mercy on your soul.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                back the frick off or we'll have a falling out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so you're at least 40 and still posting 2edgy4me shit on Cinemaphile

                i don't need to say anything else, life has already beaten you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based lack of reading comprehension

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                where did you pull 'you're at least 40' from? please share your logic

                his mom died in the 80s, it's 2022, you fricking morons

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                where did you pull 'you're at least 40' from? please share your logic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair noone cares about your grandma dying in an IRA attack. Also where do you think you are?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no one cares about you either, including those in real life haha what a homosexual kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry to hear that, brother.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Working in a hotel's not that bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I won't watch this film about two Irish men on an island because....there was a terrorist bombing in the 80s
      ??????????????????????

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BRAAAAAM
    >two sentences of exposition
    >reply
    >pause
    >quip
    >plink plonk plonk plink
    >bass drop
    >strum hum hums
    >hook
    >montage of actors and name drops
    >frames get shorter and shorter
    >bass drop
    >isolated dialogue
    >movie name

    make it stop

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This summer...two barely intelligible micks bicker on for two hours
    Holy kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gleeson is the king of bickering mickino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their brogue's quite mild, I'll have ya know.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    without watching the trailer I'm sure this is a mcdonagh movie just not sure which mcdonagh

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aye. Loved him in Mr. Mercedes

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >premise is that one friend just doesn't want to be friends anymore
    I don't see how this would be a good movie, but i'm willing to try

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9X6EbWU.jpg

      After watching the trailer for second time, my guess is
      >Gleeson just got tired of dumb shit
      >in an attempt to make up to him somehow Farell does something idiotic, either murders someone accidentally or gets in major trouble
      >Gleeson now has to help his dim-witted friend

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like that fat ginger c**t, he plays one of the characters in the film I'm making in my head

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is gleeson the only actor in ireland?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is another, the big guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it ever makes it to hbo max i'll watch it there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Searchlight is owned by Disney. It might go to Disney plus or Hulu eventually.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does Colin film so many things at once?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One at a time

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn, thats one fricking good trailer
    it went from silly comedy to tense shit over a silly premise in just 2 minutes
    i want to watch it now

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the plebs in this thread talking about Gleeson and Farrell but thw real Irish culchies are hyped to see Pat Shortt back on the big screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh it's that guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BIRD

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why Farrel is so tanned?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gleeson has a border collie
    >not an irish wolfhound
    one job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you just know

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This might be the most personality I've ever seen out of Barry Keoghan. Also I'm pretty sure I've been to that place with the statue of the Virgin Mary.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In Bruges was pretty kino. Looking foward to this tbqh

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is the 'banshees' title meant to be an ironic thing, i.e. these two b***h and moan so much they're compared to a bunch of shrieking banshees that won't shut up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it probably has a literary/mythological thematic reference

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