This was a meme for a minute because of the sheer absurdity of its "You won't believe the plot twists that we're going to tell you explicitly right now in this trailer"
Shame YouTube dislikes were removed and apparently the comments were sanitized
I want to frick a robot more than I do an actual woman
It's not a cope or substitution thing, if I were fricking a woman I'd be like "eww gross why are you not a robot I bet you don't even have gears and sprockets"
>their smile and optimism: gone
so glad I'm child free, what a complete nightmare to waste your one and only life on this Earth tending to someone else's needs 24/7 for 18 years
Dude it's actually good to care for somebody else actually. But I'm a miserable, incompetent frick who can't look after myself so I wouldn't want to ruin a girls and a child's life.
If you're young, I get the mentality, but once you hit your late 20's you should begin to realize how empty a life of mindless consumerism and hedonism really is. Part of becoming an adult and a man is a yearn to create and not to passively watch.
>we kidnap women and brainwash them into thinking they are literally robots >our process is so thorough that every woman we put it through has no choice but to behave like a monotone autistic moron and move around in jerky motions 24/7 >we then run a billion dollar business where we sell these enslaved women to regular consumers, who genuinely believe they are actually purchasing state-of-the-art electronics and not human slaves >no one ever notices that these allegedly mechanical b***hes bleed when they get cut/require food and air/etc. >no one ever questions how we're "building" these incredible robots when no such technology exists anywhere else
The worst part is that this isn't the first movie I've ever seen with this absolute nonsense plot hole, pic related
They were actual robots in the original story. Guess. Kill and replace plot was too much for audiences?
The original was kind of psychotic because there's a gap between "Most men would leave their wives for a submissive robot bawd" and "Most men would stab their wives for a submissive robot bawd"
There was another recent one where some dude kidnapped orphans and brainwashed them into thinking they were robots and sold them as servants. The big twist is that robot finds out hes human when his USB gets damaged and can't charge himself anymore yet he still works. How the frick did he ignore shitting pissing and shaving?
Strong "Ahhh having a loving relationship where the woman is a pleasant subordinate of the man is unnatural and wrong" vibes from your typical roastie.
>Elena Kampouris is nude in multiple scenes throughout WifeLike — in Episode One she is topless in bed with Jonathan Rhys Meyers having sex, and later shows full frontal nudity in the shower.
The movements seem too fricking real for how fake it all seems. It's a weird mix of panick and shame and distrust. I think I hate robots that look too much like people.
So these are brainwashed actual real women who think they're robots? Surely an advantage of sex robots would be that they dont shit or piss (some might want that feature), why does no one question that their new sexbot has to take a shit every day and needs to stay fed and hydrated and bleeds blood and after 5 years looks visibly older and gets the fricking flu from time to time?
I read a short story once about a society where fembots are made from the bodies of women that were sentenced to death for crimes, but in one case the executioners fricked up severing the woman's brainstem so she was still alive and conscious looking helplessly out of her own eyes while her body was being driven around by a moronic AI and used as a frickslave
>she was still alive and conscious looking helplessly out of her own eyes while her body was being driven around by a moronic AI and used as a frickslave
If we give sexbots to men, society will fail. How are we supposed to make men work themselves to death to attract a woman if they can easily get free pussy at home?
If women worked this way, we wouldn’t have a congress filled with old white men and still no female president. They aren’t THAT hiveminded, and I’m willing to bet many activist prostitutes don’t even vote.
100% of women wouldn’t vote to outlaw sexbots, many wouldn’t care, many who pretend to care wouldn’t actually vote, etc.
That being said, I do find it interesting how this would be an issue neither political party would really want to support. Dems for obvious reasons, Reps because it doesn’t scream “Christian family values” to argue that sexbots should be legal
2 years ago
Anonymous
i'd argue that 90 plus percent of women would vote to outlaw it as as you say on one side it would be sick degenerate behaviour, on the other it would be "sexism" and "rape" of whatever kind
And many men would agree to comform to their spouse or to simp, so the initial estimate is more or less sound
2 years ago
Anonymous
Men would simp, but they'd probably vote against a blanket ban at the ballot box. A lot of women probably would too, if they can get a ripped and handsome android to open jars for them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
wrong, there is no demand of android for fembots except a tiny minority, so 99% of femoids will be against it (the femcels)
the others don't even desire the android to begin with, they already have humongous 50" automated dildos, yet they still yearn for male attention
so it is still mathematically impossible
Are you kidding? Just LOOK at all of the feminists rampagining right now after Roe v Wade got overturned. A criminal dies, and there were blm riots for WEEKS. Surely women have the same energy over a percieved RIGHT, right? *crickets Guess not.
The difference between sexbots and real women is that you know you'll get something of value if you work your ass off to purchase a sexbot. Getting married with a real woman is a bad business proposition.
Nothing about that looked interesting and the acting is awful. Yes, I know she's supposed to be robotic, but it's so painfully bad. Who watches this stupid shit?
the pushback from women,trannies and feminists would be massive if lifelike fembots become available. they're already salty as frick about shitty silicone sexdolls
Kek do all modern leftwingers do now is just create reactionist shit >Roe v Wade overturned this is literally 1984 HANDSMAIDENS TALE THIS IS WILL BE YOUR FUTURE BIRTHING PEOPLE
>BIRTHING PEOPLE
Uhm, sweetie, this is incredibly sexist and ableist. Please exercise your privilege and recant that post ASAP, or I'm reporting you to our highly paid and certified staff. I'll have you know it's "Womb carriers" now.
They simply do not have any "enemies" no matter how hard they wish they had. They are the ones in power, the cultural colonizers, they are not the "uinderdogs" they LARP as. So, in lieu of actual problems, they make things up based on fiction they consume. Add to this the general MEN ALWAYS BAD and WOMYN ALWAYS OPPRESSED dogma and you get moronic shit like this.
I just want to love someone and society calls me the villain at every turn.
Maybe this shit is produced to make us feel shame for wanting a normal relationship.
yeah okay man kek. it's 'weak' to not be able to have 100 pounds of dead fricking weight hopping on your lap. moron. it's not like a real girl with the weight distributed properly.
>can order any sex robot design you want
>order a middle aged karen with small breasts
you can tell this was written by a woman
She's a real woman that's been brainwash, not a robot.
Reminds me of this
>we based her design on your porn search history
What lame fricking porn was this guy watching
>We based her design on your porn search history.
>Doesn't she look too old for that?
>What?
>Nothing.
Probably Nubiles or some euro shit where they film stick figures that can't frick in an overexposed Airbnb.
judging from the trailer they're not actual robots, they're kidnapped and hypnotized women
which is weird they'd give away what seems to be twist of the movie in the trailer
They need articles titled like "This SHOCKING MOVIE about WOMEN getting KIDNAPPED to be TURNED into SEXROBOTS" for advertisement
This was a meme for a minute because of the sheer absurdity of its "You won't believe the plot twists that we're going to tell you explicitly right now in this trailer"
Shame YouTube dislikes were removed and apparently the comments were sanitized
Maybe it's subversion. Maybe they really are robots in the movie.
I want to frick a robot more than I do an actual woman
It's not a cope or substitution thing, if I were fricking a woman I'd be like "eww gross why are you not a robot I bet you don't even have gears and sprockets"
Based and fembotpilled.
welcome brothers
Men only want one thing and it's fricking disgusting
Fella Hame Lips is kino and shows why would you prefer a fembot to a real woman
Well, that was worth Googling. Holy shit.
Just want to see Elena naked tbqh.
How embarrassing....
Shit he's looking old, he always looked so young in everything else
>Jonathan Rhys Meyers
That name sounds familiar
Wasn't he a respected actor at some point?
He was Henry VIII in The Tudors.
Then the Irish genes kicked in and he became an alcoholic.
He was in Vikings for a while, too.
He actually got as far as co-starring with John Travolta (From Paris with Love) but yeah he fricked up his career.
Yes, before he became an alcoholic.
Only remember him in that gay Bowie movie with Dubsman
>eggcells are seething so hard they made a movie about it
>their smile and optimism: gone
so glad I'm child free, what a complete nightmare to waste your one and only life on this Earth tending to someone else's needs 24/7 for 18 years
Dude it's actually good to care for somebody else actually. But I'm a miserable, incompetent frick who can't look after myself so I wouldn't want to ruin a girls and a child's life.
If you're young, I get the mentality, but once you hit your late 20's you should begin to realize how empty a life of mindless consumerism and hedonism really is. Part of becoming an adult and a man is a yearn to create and not to passively watch.
By the time you hit your early 30s, you should begin to realize that it's all empty.
Only if you can't create anything worthwhile or lack self worth.
children aren't the only thing worth creating and many people are mindless consumerist hedonists even when they have children.
Loser.
>looks better 10 years later
I wonder how much harder they'll go on waifu robots bad thing the closer it gets
Oh you know they will go hard.
They're already trying to claim pedophilia. Yes, even for the big toddy dolls.
Women will fight against it until the very last moment when they become irrelevant.
sex is the only thing women have to offer. take that away from them and they lose everything.
The roasties are onto us!
What are those things? Puerto Rican and Eastern European?
bongs
If they divorce who keeps it?
>looks just like me
>husband
that chick is ugly as frick, so glad I don't have to settle as a brad even if I only get chad's seconds
Why is she so mad then?
>we kidnap women and brainwash them into thinking they are literally robots
>our process is so thorough that every woman we put it through has no choice but to behave like a monotone autistic moron and move around in jerky motions 24/7
>we then run a billion dollar business where we sell these enslaved women to regular consumers, who genuinely believe they are actually purchasing state-of-the-art electronics and not human slaves
>no one ever notices that these allegedly mechanical b***hes bleed when they get cut/require food and air/etc.
>no one ever questions how we're "building" these incredible robots when no such technology exists anywhere else
The worst part is that this isn't the first movie I've ever seen with this absolute nonsense plot hole, pic related
the original is a solid 6/10 kino and upset women's libbers at the time who missed the point
The original was kind of psychotic because there's a gap between "Most men would leave their wives for a submissive robot bawd" and "Most men would stab their wives for a submissive robot bawd"
They were actual robots in the original story. Guess. Kill and replace plot was too much for audiences?
How do you know there are no androids in Wifelike?
>pic related
There is no plothole in pic related. The husbands know exactly what's happening.
There was another recent one where some dude kidnapped orphans and brainwashed them into thinking they were robots and sold them as servants. The big twist is that robot finds out hes human when his USB gets damaged and can't charge himself anymore yet he still works. How the frick did he ignore shitting pissing and shaving?
>plot hole,
It's called legal slavery
>can't imagine a resonable explanation for somthing
>it must be
>LE EBBIN HECKIN
>plot hole
Go back we don't need you.
>MCU slop
>Trans fad
>LBGTQ+ fad
>Climate Religion
>Cults
>/pol/
It makes no sense how people could be so stupid, gullible, or naive? Really?
Half the shit you pointed at is the horror in the horror story, idiot. Try to rub a couple of brincells together before posting next time.
>thread about robots
>post generated by GPT
nice
stfu moronic brainlet
Strong "Ahhh having a loving relationship where the woman is a pleasant subordinate of the man is unnatural and wrong" vibes from your typical roastie.
robotically forcing her to frick you, is not a relationship, rapist.
>we need a screeching monkey protest negress in the trailer
>this will sell our movie
>OOGA BOOGA
>Elena Kampouris is nude in multiple scenes throughout WifeLike — in Episode One she is topless in bed with Jonathan Rhys Meyers having sex, and later shows full frontal nudity in the shower.
She looks like one of those dysgenic Ukrainian prostitutes that rich Chinese incels pay to frick
Sold.
She really does look like a doll, because of her tiny head in proportion to the rest of her body. Good casting
>tiny head in proportion to the rest of her body
That's the opposite of a doll.
HNNNNNNG
SNIFF
I will now watch your kino
I hope she does more nudity. Even after jerking off I still think she's really beautiful.
>episode one
It's a movie, not a tv show, should have checked before you posted this.
Fake and gay.
Respectable. She embraces an actor's true nature as a prostitute.
>Elena Kampouris and Maia Mitchell nudity in the same month
Nicee.
I will now watch your movie.
Anyone remember a music video, a hot female android ends up killing either her master or his wife, I can't fricking remember what video it is tho
no but you can have wagmi kino instead
wow 2014 was a different time
>Com Truise
Holy frick, it's been awhile. I want to go back
Not giving ign any clicks. What's the tldw?
The "robot wives" aren't robot wives, they're kidnapped and brainwashed women
Lame. I want an actual robot for my wife.
>A whole movie about cute girls being kidnapped and brainwashed into seeing themselves as souless sex objects created to serve men.
Hot. Blazing hot.
Yikes. They want cute robowaifus, not used up and repurposed roasties.
Technically if you kidnap and brainwash them early enough they won't be used up.
We have to stop Men's sexual liberation from ever happening
Male sexuality BAD
Women GOOD
Believe all women
>Not giving ign any clicks
my first instinct was to think this behavior is worse than reddit, just me ?
>can't stop thinking about Redd!t
newbie stfu
Actual brainwash kino coming through.
This movie was crap.
t. man
Everything with awkwardfina is shit.
>Milla
>Emma
Box office poison!
Emma Roberts must have a terrible agent.
She turned down the Harley Quinn role in Suicide Squad to do Scream Queens
why is milla still in movies and not her clone
>eiza gonzalez
>milla jovovich
>awkwafina
>emma roberts
must have flopped hard
for me it's the Qualleybot
Lol why they make her breasts so big? She's flat as frick irl
Easier to take a stock body and put her head on it.
>shows full frontal nudity in the shower.
Didn't see that it was full frontal but now the website is gone..
What a time to be alive
>It comes with a cuddle blanket
Sweet.
Why would I buy a robot that's taller than me?
>Chinese Moaning
Annoying bug hiss sounds
i'll take the ciri model.
Why is this so fricking terrifying?
The movements seem too fricking real for how fake it all seems. It's a weird mix of panick and shame and distrust. I think I hate robots that look too much like people.
>Why is this so fricking terrifying?
Because you're a gay
it doesn't even have real legs
2d looks uncanny valley in 3D
I don't like the facial proportions, I've seen 2D transition to 3D better. That said, the dude making these is still going through design processes.
Jesus Christ, how horrifying
MEE WANTEE!
So these are brainwashed actual real women who think they're robots? Surely an advantage of sex robots would be that they dont shit or piss (some might want that feature), why does no one question that their new sexbot has to take a shit every day and needs to stay fed and hydrated and bleeds blood and after 5 years looks visibly older and gets the fricking flu from time to time?
What a stupid idea
I read a short story once about a society where fembots are made from the bodies of women that were sentenced to death for crimes, but in one case the executioners fricked up severing the woman's brainstem so she was still alive and conscious looking helplessly out of her own eyes while her body was being driven around by a moronic AI and used as a frickslave
It was hot
Any chance you could track that one down lad? Or anyone know what it's called?
Name of story plz
>she was still alive and conscious looking helplessly out of her own eyes while her body was being driven around by a moronic AI and used as a frickslave
This literally sounds like some female shlick fantasy similar to handmaid's tale.
Sounds like neuromancer.
Yeah I'm gonna need the name of that story.
This reminds me of the Arnold copypasta, kek.
IMAGINE
any more screenshots or videos?
By 2050 sex bots will bet mainstream but e-girl sex bots will be illegal.
Just buy them from the Chinese as usual.
actually, at least in the EU, any kind of sex robot is already illegal. the argument is that programmed consent isn't real consent and therefore rape.
They're inaimate objects, therefore consent doesn't apply
Would you forgive your loving robot wife if she cheated on you?
I'd reprogram her into an orgy bot, and get a new robowife.
what would you use the orgybot for exactly?
Parties, obviously. She'd be the entertainment.
that makes sense at first, but why would you want to see your guests have coitus in your own home
>This guy doesn't have sex parties
Kek
i wouldn't have one with men no
at best I would allow a small lezz hangout
Did they CGI her neck longer?
Got to be. No way her neck is that long
Some b***hes have long necks. Long and sexy necks.
😉
I want to suck Elle Fanning's neck so bad!
This b***h is some alien-human hybrid and you can't convince me otherwise.
some girls need necks like that to handle my long thick white wiener
I understand why a dicklet like you thinks it's abnormal tho
>Sexbots for loser men to keep them from shooting places up and supportikg society are...le BAD.
If we destigmatize sexdolls/bots, I'd be willing to bet we'd see a DRAMATIC decrease in such shootings.
Weird how you don't think this comes off as a threat.
Give lonely and frustrated virgins an outlet, and you won't have to be threatened by them.
>the man in the mask
Damn, this shit is tailor-made for Cinemaphile. It will be memed here for 6 months daily after release.
you mean newbies, morons, shills (paid and unpaid) will force meme it for a month?
99% of Cinemaphile then
If we give sexbots to men, society will fail. How are we supposed to make men work themselves to death to attract a woman if they can easily get free pussy at home?
Simple. Make them work themselves to death to buy a harem of plastic b***hes with upgrades.
Aka the Warhammer strategy.
>Who said anything about free?
Fricking ROASTIE SCUM
KYS
Society already failed when we gave rights to women.
Sexbots is just evening out the terrain.
>women have voting rights
>100% of them vote to outlow sexbots
>20% of men do too in the hopes of getting a crumb of pssy
it's over.
outlaw*
If women worked this way, we wouldn’t have a congress filled with old white men and still no female president. They aren’t THAT hiveminded, and I’m willing to bet many activist prostitutes don’t even vote.
niggums what are you even arguing... explain in detail
100% of women wouldn’t vote to outlaw sexbots, many wouldn’t care, many who pretend to care wouldn’t actually vote, etc.
That being said, I do find it interesting how this would be an issue neither political party would really want to support. Dems for obvious reasons, Reps because it doesn’t scream “Christian family values” to argue that sexbots should be legal
i'd argue that 90 plus percent of women would vote to outlaw it as as you say on one side it would be sick degenerate behaviour, on the other it would be "sexism" and "rape" of whatever kind
And many men would agree to comform to their spouse or to simp, so the initial estimate is more or less sound
Men would simp, but they'd probably vote against a blanket ban at the ballot box. A lot of women probably would too, if they can get a ripped and handsome android to open jars for them.
wrong, there is no demand of android for fembots except a tiny minority, so 99% of femoids will be against it (the femcels)
the others don't even desire the android to begin with, they already have humongous 50" automated dildos, yet they still yearn for male attention
so it is still mathematically impossible
Are you kidding? Just LOOK at all of the feminists rampagining right now after Roe v Wade got overturned. A criminal dies, and there were blm riots for WEEKS. Surely women have the same energy over a percieved RIGHT, right? *crickets Guess not.
The difference between sexbots and real women is that you know you'll get something of value if you work your ass off to purchase a sexbot. Getting married with a real woman is a bad business proposition.
Heyo
Nothing about that looked interesting and the acting is awful. Yes, I know she's supposed to be robotic, but it's so painfully bad. Who watches this stupid shit?
For me it's Cherry 2000
moronic ending
>"She was the one that hacked into my dreams"
>Is a sex robot and has dreams
I know what I'm not going to be watching.
Times of Eve but Gone Girl
the pushback from women,trannies and feminists would be massive if lifelike fembots become available. they're already salty as frick about shitty silicone sexdolls
>she's not an asian bimbo
hollywood hasn't caught up to what men truly want
my gf looks exactly like this except she's white, blue eyes, redhair and pink nipples
feelsgoodman
white women can't be feminine like that nice try though becky.
SEETHING WHITE ROASTIE
you will never be korean
that makes korean girls easier to obtain
your gf will never be a woman
Wow that looks terrible and the trailer pretty much spoils the entire story.
Why not just watch I'm Your Man with Dan Stevens?
Kek do all modern leftwingers do now is just create reactionist shit
>Roe v Wade overturned this is literally 1984 HANDSMAIDENS TALE THIS IS WILL BE YOUR FUTURE BIRTHING PEOPLE
>BIRTHING PEOPLE
Uhm, sweetie, this is incredibly sexist and ableist. Please exercise your privilege and recant that post ASAP, or I'm reporting you to our highly paid and certified staff. I'll have you know it's "Womb carriers" now.
They simply do not have any "enemies" no matter how hard they wish they had. They are the ones in power, the cultural colonizers, they are not the "uinderdogs" they LARP as. So, in lieu of actual problems, they make things up based on fiction they consume. Add to this the general MEN ALWAYS BAD and WOMYN ALWAYS OPPRESSED dogma and you get moronic shit like this.
>They need rights!
Why are they always like this? Can't lonely guys have anything?
Females and feminists hate nothing more than the bottom 90% of men, and they have a special hatred for lonely, unwanted men.
Women hate other women more than anything in the world.
I just want to love someone and society calls me the villain at every turn.
Maybe this shit is produced to make us feel shame for wanting a normal relationship.
>could be sleeping with the enemy
A whole lot of heterosexual men already do this every night with a vaginoid.
And femaloids wonder why incels hate them.
Why do they want to take my sex robot away?
>BTFOs every single American brainwashing movie
the ultimate giwtwm kino
>Program your robot to move like a mime doing the robot
the budget for this movie was 6 boxes of little debbie snack cakes
I ordered a sex doll, wasn't great, too heavy and a pain in the ass to clean
>too heavy
>Sex dolls are on average only 100lbs
Jesus, you guys are weak. Get mini doll.
>Get mini doll.
nah i'll just use your mom
yeah okay man kek. it's 'weak' to not be able to have 100 pounds of dead fricking weight hopping on your lap. moron. it's not like a real girl with the weight distributed properly.