Most of us don't rush out to see "Black personman", lol. Only recently did it pop up on streaming sites.
In any case, I'm with OP.
Three things I didn't realize: >I needed to be on acid to enjoy the animation/story >it ended on the worst cliffhanger ever, do not care what happens next >Spidergwen is trans and there's literally no whites in the film
Yeah, FRICK THAT. You liberals with your fricking cartoons trying to pretend it's cinema? Fricking Barbie? How did society fall this hard?
What if Miguel didn't tell him his father is gonna die, Miles would just go home and fail to save his father and the canon event continues normally.
i don't get, can a big brain anon explain plz.
Look, this film's chock full of shitty writing and logical errors, but you're just supposed to look at the purdy visuals & le 12fps animation whilst pretending it's """art""" in order to appease the gullible idiots in your social media bubble, m'kay?
Bc Miguel isn’t an butthole, he’s just tunnel vision thinking and obsessed with the canon, he didn’t want to be a dick and let miles down somewhat easy by telling him (yes he did lock him up bc he knew he’d go apeshit). He only loses his temper when Miles escapes the trap.
But he wouldn’t do that bc at the time he thought MM deserved to know his fate
Not useless but he’s relegated to b-list comedy dad guy, but to be fair none of the OG cast is important in this one besides Gwen and biracial Spider-Man
He had maybe 15 mins tops
The "END" of this movie is Miles beating all other spiderman, the cliffhanger is a little preview of a next movie were he need to beat his most powerfull nemesis yet... himself
Also, they show little scenes of Miguel and Peter on the dead Miguel world, I guess if they will open the next movie with how it goes down in more detail.
There were way too many quips.
The movie was decent but some things were shit, like the constant quipping during life or death situations. It ruined the gravitas of many scenes.
So much of the drama in this movie is caused by people not talking.
How hard can it be for Gwen to tell her father that his Peter was a mutant monster and that he only turned back into a human after debris accidentally killed him? It's not like that world doesn't have mutants and superpowers.
i am shitting you, you are coming out of my ass.
>movie came out in June
Way to strike while the iron is hot gay.
Kys, zoomie
Slowpoke
Pirate rip dropped out last week
Most of us don't rush out to see "Black personman", lol. Only recently did it pop up on streaming sites.
In any case, I'm with OP.
Three things I didn't realize:
>I needed to be on acid to enjoy the animation/story
>it ended on the worst cliffhanger ever, do not care what happens next
>Spidergwen is trans and there's literally no whites in the film
Yeah, FRICK THAT. You liberals with your fricking cartoons trying to pretend it's cinema? Fricking Barbie? How did society fall this hard?
Thanks Obama!
>noooo i need a conclusion otherwise imma go insane fr ong !!!!!!!!!
letting these films breathe is the sign of genuine kino.
>letting the studios string the audiences along for movie after movie is just kino, my simple goyim!
What if Miguel didn't tell him his father is gonna die, Miles would just go home and fail to save his father and the canon event continues normally.
i don't get, can a big brain anon explain plz.
Movie written bad, writer wrote Wonder Woman 1984
I blame Gwen
Look, this film's chock full of shitty writing and logical errors, but you're just supposed to look at the purdy visuals & le 12fps animation whilst pretending it's """art""" in order to appease the gullible idiots in your social media bubble, m'kay?
Why does Miguel look like GypsyCrusader?
it's intentional, because he's RACIST
Bad writing
But I hope that Miles trying to save his father gets his mother killed
Bc Miguel isn’t an butthole, he’s just tunnel vision thinking and obsessed with the canon, he didn’t want to be a dick and let miles down somewhat easy by telling him (yes he did lock him up bc he knew he’d go apeshit). He only loses his temper when Miles escapes the trap.
But he wouldn’t do that bc at the time he thought MM deserved to know his fate
He might be working for Kang or the TVA
Miguel sexo
the cliffhanger is shit, should have tied up the plot already.
Will Nega-Miles die
I say the same thing to my girlfriend after sex
Haven't watched it yet. Is it true that they made Peter B Parker from the first movie a compete idiot and useless buffoon in this one?
Not useless but he’s relegated to b-list comedy dad guy, but to be fair none of the OG cast is important in this one besides Gwen and biracial Spider-Man
He had maybe 15 mins tops
>Is it true that they made Peter B Parker from the first movie a compete idiot and useless buffoon in this one?
Nah, the had the most creative nerf I have ever seen though to keep him from mogging Miles in the action scenes.
He's not useless but he is turned into comedic relief except for one scene.
The "END" of this movie is Miles beating all other spiderman, the cliffhanger is a little preview of a next movie were he need to beat his most powerfull nemesis yet... himself
Also, they show little scenes of Miguel and Peter on the dead Miguel world, I guess if they will open the next movie with how it goes down in more detail.
Just watched this banger on Saturday. It was good.
Wrong thread?
It sucked plain and simple
>watching Spidertroon: Across the gender spectrum: Into the Neo-vegana
>expecting logic and reason
I wouldn't be surprised if it was written by A.I.
There were way too many quips.
The movie was decent but some things were shit, like the constant quipping during life or death situations. It ruined the gravitas of many scenes.
The Black person punk one was also very obnoxious. Literally all he says are cringe quips relating to how punk he is.
He was kino and his character actually turned out to be the key to the whole thing but its easy to miss.
Im not forgiving all that godawful dialogue just because he gave the characters a deus ex machina.
So much of the drama in this movie is caused by people not talking.
How hard can it be for Gwen to tell her father that his Peter was a mutant monster and that he only turned back into a human after debris accidentally killed him? It's not like that world doesn't have mutants and superpowers.