Argylle

You’ll be watching Argylle this Friday staring extra plump mommy Bryce Dallas Howard and /ourguy/ Henry Cavill right Anon?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cgi cat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >samuel l hackson
      >dua lipa the satanic human trafficker
      >heckin racism sam rockwell
      i know there was other poz in the trailer before Godzilla-1, but i try to expunge that shit from my mind
      cavill must be desperate

      checked
      embarrassing shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a real cat though moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OP image is a stuffed doll with a cgi face

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds, it’s a real cat with cgi face.
          https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/arts-and-culture/a46552117/argylle-movie-cat-claudia-schiffer/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Take your meds, it’s a real cat with cgi face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fakest real cat I've ever seen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Scottish folds are not fake

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only if i can torrent it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will, and I'm watching it in imax strictly so I can get as much Bryce into my eyeballs as possible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you get the 4D theater experience you can feel Bryce’s sweat splash your face while you take in her aromatic bowel movements. I came loads into my Argylle backpack popcorn bucket.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No it looks god awful

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Elly, BDH, is argylle. She got memory wiped or something.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ARGYLLE IS HER (ELLY) AND HER CAT

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna watch it with my mom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. More people should take their parents to movies like they did when you were little.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It looks terrible. Vaughn and Ritchie both have a very inconsistent track record imo. Cast is weird too. I was interested when I thought it was going to be a Bond-esque spy thriller with Cavill as lead, not a story within a story thing.

    I like Sam Rockwell, one of my favorite actors, but a hyper competent quipping spy doesn't seem to suit him. I feel like he was wasted in See How They Run as well.

    BDH is great but she'll be frumpy and not sexy. Dua Lipa is hot, but I'm sure they'll barely use her.

    Cavill should have fired his agent years ago, dude is completely wasted in more than half of the projects he joins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BDH is looking the fattest she’s ever been in movies.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just spoil the frickin twist already.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BDH fricks a black guy in the end.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The twist is it's fricking shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like a family fun movie. Do you need to hate everything so you can feel better about yourself?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you need to diss anonymous people just to feel good about yourself and your movie tastes?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hey man you’re the one calling everything shit. Sorry I struck a nerve by calling out how much a loser you are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The stories she writes about coming true or whatever are because she's actually a spy with memory loss and she's the key to both sides, Sam Rockwell is also going to actually be the secret bad guy, and she....is Agent Argylle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahahahahahaahahahah of fricking course. How lame and gay. Henry deserves his fate for picking such pozzed projects like this and that new Richie movie.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I see fatass webms of Bryce on here worth viewing I'll watch it for free somewhere. That's all Hollyisraelites will ever get from me at this point. I'm even teaching my family how to get everything online for free since they keep raising the streaming and tv prices in this shitball economy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you pirate how can Bryce feed her growing body anon?

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