Around 2600 years ago, 300 spartan soldiers fought against 1000000 persians and they almost won.

Around 2600 years ago, 300 spartan soldiers fought against 1000000 persians and they almost won. But some deformed midget freak betrayed them

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it wasn't for these brave Christian men, the Muslims would have taken over Europe.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What lesson did I learn Cinemaphile?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Homoerotic isn't homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Just because the sight of beefcake sets my kinometer off doesn't mean I want to be physically dominated by a big slab of man meat, I'm just excited at the possibility that someone else will be absolutely dominated by that man meat. Nothing sexual about it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      always have a backup shield

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly people do not deserve your trust.
      You're not ugly right ?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only on the inside

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares if it's on the inside.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TOTAL MIDGE DEATH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What your profession should be.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have let him fight with them

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ephialtes was never real, he was just leonidas manifested moronation because he forgot to watch the goat path.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    story of my life

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the Chads just be nicer to the midge? Be upfront and tell him he can never be allowed to breed but he can stay and fight, at the back maybe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from thigh to neck, b***h!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why not just lie and tell him he's got a super important mission to do and send him to some persians to get annihilated man the spartans were dumb meatheads

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          spartans were super warriors, not super diplomats.
          considering they euthanize morons at birth, leonidas was very very friendly to ephialtes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >spartans were super warriors

            Nah, they were just professionals. Most other city states would do limited training like at a bi-annual basis, as their men were farmers, merchants, laborers, or whatever. The bulk of their training would be conducted once there was a force needed for combat vs. some other city state or whatever, at which time they would do some basic training, and then continue that training while they marched off to campaign.

            Spartans didn't have to worry about farming, or any of that other shit, because the warrior class had slaves to do all that shit, so they could focus on fitness, discipline, and warfare techniques and training. They would also be put on the right side of Greek formations due to their discipline, which made it easier for Greek forces to stay on line, and that pitted them against the WORSE troops of their opponents, as the better troops were always put to the right. When Greek forces put their best troops on the left, facing Spartan forces, they didn't have near the success they normally would, and would get their shit pushed in from time to time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because he was doing him a kindness by sending him out to die, and it bit him in the ass

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Spartan contingent served as the leaders of the assembled Greeks, which numbered thousands. Their goal was to serve as a delaying force so the Greeks could better prepare for invasion. When it became clear that the Persians found a route to bypass their position, they told the Greek forces to withdrawal. The Spartans remained, along with elements from other Greek forces that refused to retreat, and they all fought the Persian forces to the last man. Apparently there were only 2 Spartans that survived. One was blinded and sent away as he was of no use in battle, and another survived and killed himself later for not dying with his men at the hot gates.

    The Persian pushed the Greeks shit in all the way south to Athens. The Spartans pushed their shit in when their naval forces decimated the Persians at the battle of Salmis, wiping their fleet out, making resupply of their ground forces impossible. As a result, the Persian leadership began the long march of the ground forces out of Greece, and back to Asia.

    The battle at the hot gates was just one of many examples that demonstrated how western discipline and professionalism will always overcome the coercion and mandates of eastern forces.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always find it funny when westerners think that their civilization is eternal. Many before you thought the same and don’t exist anymore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Spartans pushed their shit in when their naval forces decimated the Persians at the battle of Salmis
      The force that beat the Persians at Salamis was mostly Athenian, they were the main naval power in Greece at the time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >force that beat the Persians at Salamis was mostly Athenian, they were the main naval power in Greece at the time
        True. True.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Persians were shit at strategy and their forces only battled against sand people. The Greeks were hardened and experienced warriors in both land and sea, and the dominating force of the Mediterranean, even as divided as they were. The kino part of the Persian wars is that the Greeks decided to unite to defeat a common enemy, despite annihilating each other 70 years later.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Persians were shit at strategy and their forces only battled against sand people.
      They were pretty good at strategy, but what they sucked at was discipline, training, and logistics. Their motto was "send in more peasants", which worked fine in Asia vs. other peasant armies, but when you send peasants with wicker shields against forces with wood and bronze shields, and spears that punch right through your wicker bullshit, you're going to get your shit pushed in....which they did.

      Arabs / Persians are absolutely shit at logistics and training to this very day.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not about logistics and training it's about the courage in the blood. arabs are famously a slave race. the germanics lacked training and equipment and stood firm against the romans because their aryan blood made them warriors. yes I'm being serious

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not about logistics and training it's about the courage in the blood.
          You don't need courage when you have more and better weapons, armor, eat on the regular, and train consistently to defeat "courageous" idiots with shit kit, shit tactics, that are half starved.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >seeing only the material side of ancient warfare
            a hylic. how dull

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black Africans were "courageous" as frick charging into British machine gun fire with their hide shields and spears.....it didn't work out for them though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >behold, my material
                it's like talking to a toddler playing with a noisy little fire truck

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, you're right, you are a toddler. We're done.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not fired I quit!
                petulant, annoying. thank goodness you stopped

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they almost won.
    lasted a week long siege

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What will the legend be that our current era leaves behind for the year 4000 to create movies about?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that covid was a real actual illness and not just a made up thing that only existed on websites

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SPARTANS
    WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION
    AWOO AWOO actually i'm an aspiring actor AWOO

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to the warriors at thermopylae?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Persian forces took paths through the mountains around the pass at the hot gates. They then attacked the remaining Greek forces from the front and the rear. The Greek forces pretty fought to the end and died to the man, as they were simply overran by numbers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonynous

        what is that pic from?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No clue.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deformed midget freak
    Efialtis/Εφιάλτης (Nightmare) caused so much damage because he didn't die when thrown into the abyss. Society can't survive with abominations like him. This story is a testament to how society would collapse if we don't kill the mentally ill who deform their own bodies...

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tonight we fanum tax in hell

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If 300 was released today, Leonidas would be like:
    >SPARTANS! WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS?
    >THEY/THEM! THEY/THEM! THEY/THEM!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most boomer joke I heard all week. And I work in a retirement home.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jeremy is that you? You still need to bring me my ibuprofen and change my diaper

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What battles have you been in Gaijin? These tales of Thermopylae belongs to the ones that survived it

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and they almost won.

    So they're losers.

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