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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jordowosky, Lynch, and now Penis. Dune chews up and spits out directors.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well the books are pretty shit to begin with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starting to think this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pretends to actually read books
          lol, nobody is falling for it brown lady

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have good bits here and there, but the majority of thd word count is just unrelatable immortals, weird inhuman mutants, and feminists all philosophising about as cohesively as renegade angel does.
        It would never work as a blockbuster. An experimental film might work, but that'll never get the budget to make you gays happy, everyone would shit on it for not having the space ships look right or something

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. midwit
        Let me guess, you adore infinite jest.

        can you homies stop crying? the movie was kino

        It was shit and you're moronic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's more likely that he actually read the books than you knowing how to read.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The plots are novel and interesting but the prose is really bad. Still, pretty good for genre fiction but I wouldn't read through them again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >penis
      Haha
      WAIT A SECOND
      > SINED EVUENELLIV
      AAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        's Chip and Shatter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Penis
      Made me giggle

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pt1 felt like a good adaptation and pt2 was too liberal with it. Gedi Prime doesn't have a literal black sun that makes the planet black and white. It's just a heavily polluted world with a darkened sky. No time jump at all and having the events take place in less than a year makes the story feel smaller than it should be. Alia is supposed have been born, is a young child and she's supposed to kill the Baron which plays into her story later in the books when she goes crazy under his personality appearing within her. Also making his mother out to be the underlying bad guy is odd when she fricks off to Caladan to go back to working for the Sisterhood in the next book.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gedi Prime doesn't have a literal black sun that makes the planet black and white
      it looked fricking nice though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Visually, but makes no sense logically.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          who cares, besides autistic people like yourself?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            People with taste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gedi Prime doesn't have a literal black sun
      In Heretics, Gammu (Gedi Prime) is described as having a yellow-green sun, but I'm assuming this is long after the pollution has been cleaned up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I remember right there aren't any yellow-green stars.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >26%
        imagine needing a progress meter to gameify reading a book

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this already exists in regular books moron. it's called looking at the fricking book. you can't do this with an e-reader so they give you a number instead. what is your fricking problem

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek I'm just trolling.
            it was too funny not to post and your reaction is the happy ending of my massage

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >personally I pay someone to rip out all the pages of the book and mail them to me one by one so I never know how far through the book I am

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          only queers own kindles anyways

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his mother is a bad guy? she is responsible for 63 billion deaths and the enslavement of humanity for three thousand years. all cause she chose to have a boy instead of a girl like she was told.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was always gonna be a holy war trying to make their super human the new ruler of humanity. What went wrong for them is Paul isn't under their control.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giedi Prime has a weak sun that barely emits in the visible spectrum so it makes sense that the scene was shot in infrared, it just sucks that the movie made zero attempt to explain that it wasn't just a weird black and white effect. It was basically a night shot but without the green tint.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's something that I find hilarious about those movies and honestly appreciate. They're much better if you actually read the books and know the plot and character details. Imagine the balls on Villy to make those blockbuster budgeted movies which require you to read an ancient doorstopper of a sci-fi book to fully appreciate.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hilarious
          Why? Nobody cares about "why" things are the way they are. It's an alien world that looks cool. That's about it. It's frankly bizarre that you think anyone would give 2 fricks about why Giedi Prime looks the way it looks to open a book.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gedi Prime doesn't have a literal black sun that makes the planet black and white
      Irrelevant. It's an aesthetic gimmick in both cases.

      >No time jump at all and having the events take place in less than a year makes the story feel smaller than it should be
      No it doesn't. It just makes the story make sense, Paul being a child makes it completely moronic.

      >and she's supposed to kill the Baron which plays into her story later in the books
      A) it's moronic B) later books are trash and nothing in the movie should be in service to them

      >Also making his mother out to be the underlying bad guy
      If you think she's a "bad guy" in the movie you might actually be moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gedi Prime doesn't have a literal black sun that makes the planet black and white
      This is such a stupid complaint. Who the frick cares, it looks cool on the screen. I can't imagine even the most autistic Dune fan being mad about this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pt 1 was a boring letdown though. Things don't really take off before the second half of the book, sure, but the book is very interesting right from the getgo. Part 1's problem is that it really failed to capture the tension and political intrigue between the Harkonnens and Atreides, the biggest reasons for that is probably that Thufir became a nobody and the baron barely had any scenes nor anywhere near as much character as in the book. He comes off as a kind of generic comic book villain while in the book he's a well fleshed out and clever enemy to be respected and feared. Ultimately things just sort of happened in the movie and it was hard to give a shit why or what the outcome would be. This is felt regardless of whether you've read the book or not. It's just not that good of a movie on its own.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alia is supposed have been born, is a young child and she's supposed to kill the Baron which plays into her story later in the books when she goes crazy under his personality appearing within her.
      Sounds cliche and moronic as frick, good for Dennis for changing that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name 5 movies that do that

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hubbard
    What about your vision?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you homies stop crying? the movie was kino

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real quote:
    >Your adolescent dream has been realized with Dune: Part One and Part Two. Is your teenage self satisfied?

    >I have mixed feelings. When I embarked on this adaptation, the first artist I approached was Hans Zimmer, and as much as we were excited by the prospect, I remember him asking me, “Is it a good idea to try to bring our childhood dreams to the screen? Are we meant to fail?” But there have been many moments with the Fremen and Harkonnens [central groups in Dune] that are close to my dream and would have pleased me as a teenager. There are other things that I changed because of the process of adaptation, so it’ll take me years to digest all this. It was the most challenging experience of my life, technically and cinematically, but I still wake up in the morning feeling blessed that I had the chance to make this adaptation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I respect Villynilly for doing all that and for not saying "muh adaptartion is the bestest". It does some shit wrong for the sake of compressing it all into a movie, but at least it keeps the themes alive instead of just making a typical Hero's Jorney out of a book that's kind of the opposite of that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did say it was Star Wars for adults which was hilarious and true

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new films are decent but ill always wonder what jodorowskis dune would have been like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      like a 10 hour jesus christ superstar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you want to know what jodorowski's dune would look like, watch Starcrash. it would have been shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't the full design docs and script for that adaptation publicly available?
      All you jodarowski fans are film students anyway, so why don't you just make it by following his script?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been an interpretation rather than an adaptation. Paul dying at the end of the movie is antithetical to what Herbert was trying to convey with the series. Still, Crazy Jodo's version would have made for an interesting picture, if not necessarily a good one.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My desert, my Arrakis, my Dune: Part Two
    that's where this film lost me

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He completely betrayed Frank Hubbard's vision
    stop being so melodramatic you massive homosexual.
    have a nice day

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frank's used to it by now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think his corpse might be slightly embarrassed by the fact that someone managed to make compelling pieces of art out of his garbage books.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frank disowned the wrong son.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time to admit that Dune was never even very good to begin with and any adaptations should be looking to use the books only as a baseline. Jodorowsky was right. If it were up to me I'd to a trilogy where at the end of the second movie is at the same point as Denis, but instead Paul decides to do what he put off all of book 2 and has his idiot son do, and just say frick all this space opera shit I'm just going to wormchad. Then we can skip the dogshit that is Children and have a third movie dedicated entirely to God Emperor kino, which would also be the end of Paul's story. You can just tell Frank wanted to do this but had written himself into a corner with Messiah so made up some insane bullshit to reason about wormchad into existence, so we might as well cut out the middleman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dune was never even very good
      Dune certainly has its strengths, but it is far from perfect.
      Rereading Dune, and watching all the adaptations, has made me realize that the back half of the story is very clumsy.
      In the book it's just a bunch of scenes with the Fremen with very little connective tissue, and this really shows in the movies.
      Any adaptation is just gonna be
      >Paul rides the worm
      >Paul meets gurney
      >Paul takes the water of life
      and so on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In the book it's just a bunch of scenes with the Fremen with very little connective tissue, and this really shows in the movies.
        That's what i've been saying for years. Short of actually filming the dinner scene in the first half, I'm fairly certain the spicediver cut of Lynch's Dune is the best we are ever going to get.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The serialization really shows

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the contrarian troll was actually right

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Villeneuve is a coward.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's clear Denis has never taken a psychedelic in his life. The blue drank and spice visuals could have been so incredibly interesting, but instead are a bland montage of visions

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >completely betrayed Frank Hubbard's vision
    Herbert's estate owns the rights to Dune. You don't get to decide what their intellectual property looks like. No, a dead guy doesn't either, despite being the creator. He is not the owner.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't own what you create
      Frick off commie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I create a chair and sell it to you, do I still own it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dune is an idea, not a physical object.
          I don't necessarily think it's bad to adapt things other people thought of in your own way (nothing is new, everything is derivative etc.), I just think saying the original creator doesn't own their original ideas is insane.
          You can sell the rights to make merchandise/adaptations based off an idea, but the creator owns their ideas. If you don't believe that you own your ideas, then you slippery slope to defending pedophilia. No, I will not elaborate.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dune is an idea, not a physical object
            Cool. You can't own an idea.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              My ass you can't. Copyrights and trademarks and patents exist for a reason.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Communist countries famously disregarded copyright and the concept of intellectual property.
        Meanwhile, you feel entitled to decide what happens to other people's property. Indeed, you are the feces slurping neo marxist forever tending to his axe wound.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I feel entitled to decide what happens to other peoples property
          Yes, I absolutely do.
          You insufferable morons need constant babysitting or else you shit up everything you touch.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >file name
            explain

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Luckily, you will never get to decide. It's not your property, you are just an outsider seething at other people's wealth. They don't even know you exist. lmao

            >file name
            explain

            Aral Sea dewatered by river diversion for agricultural purposes. Created a salty inhospitable desert where there once was a salt lake. Because the USSR decided they knew better than the locals who lived in the area.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bruh communism is very specifically about owning what you create, unlike capitalism where what you create is owned by your boss. It's kind of the entire point.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooooooooooo someone made something decent out of my shitty YA genre fiction novel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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