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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure who this guy is, but he's giving me the vibe that he's about to be comeback royalty of some sort

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's corey feldman and no. A knight without armor in a savage land. PALADIN

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, you guys wanna go see a dead career?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can dodge it on the way back man

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Corey, you always make me laugh and for that, I am thankful.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MILLENNIUM

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What I heard was "Charlie, sick Haim "

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His ex wife has TWO piercings in her pussy (Playboy). Just one is pushing it, don't you think?

    Also, she was really mean to Haim on their reality show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Getting raped gives women the ick. It's not her fault.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his moron spazz dancing here is so kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AND NOW, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A SONG I WROTE AFTER MY FIRST MARRIAGE
      good lord

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for me its his autistic opening moves here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZX7UJSXCiU

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That was a sick dab

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god he’s been doing these shitty dance moves for 35 years, also what the frick is that at 1:50?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        90s TV was really evil and satanic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whys this guy have such a hardon for MJs dancing when he can't pull it off ever?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He actually taught Michael the moves bud

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IM THE COMEBACK
    COMEBACK KINGUH

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can we get a chant going?
    HERE HE COME, THE COMEBACK KING
    HERE HE COME, THE COMEBACK KING
    HERE HE COME, THE COMEBACK KING

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    prime example why I don't even bother trying to make it as a manlet musician
    you fricking buttholes don't take short people seriously

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MILLENNIUM.

    A reminder True Friendship is your old Goonies castmate Sean Astin from two decades ago, despite all your frickups, agreeing to a humiliating subservient cameo to benefit your ego after your LOTR blockbuster earned almost $2b.

    And it probably took the “one take” 16 hours.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CONFIRM + ABSOLUTE + RELENTLESS

    KINO.

    fight me Cinemaphile.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if I was a big director like Terantino or PTA I would reach out to Cory and offer to make him a kino video for his new unreleased song.

    I could fix him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to stalk him and video him surreptitiously to see what he's like when he thinks no one's watching. Is it a public cope or is he actually even more damaged than we think? I'm desperate to know his porn tastes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's genuinely in good shape. He would rock the frick out of you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously, I bring bear spray. And probably a few rocks to throw at him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he'd dodge them in confident and stylish fashion

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I will play discordant, arrhythmic beats on a loudspeaker to throw off his groove. Once incapacitated, I will have my way with his boy hole until the memories start flooding back. Exposure therapy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                discordant, arrhythmic beats are literally all he knows, you're playing right into his hand

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              blessed

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mouth was my favorite goonies, hilarious portrayal, shame he turned out to be so weird

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MCR has a new music video?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gives the best opening to a concert ever

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    song is very catchy ngl, video is funny too had me watching it over and over

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is truly Michael Jackson's successor.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For any oldgays here, when did Corey’s old popularity take off and when did it fade?
    If I remember correctly he was in The Goonies and The Lost Boys with Corey Haim and they were pretty huge for a bit.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys aware that many women claim he is an abuser and sex fiend? Some woman said he preassured her into anal, apparently he is obsessed with anuses and would always try to get his employees into threesomes with his wife.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never cared for him

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