That's what my quivering, nimble, obsequious tongue is for; to diligently attend to every wrinkle, every piquant fold; to imbibe all her foul discharge; to savour her pestiferous, tarry payload, unctuous and slick from her greedily consumed alien comestibles; and finally, to slough away and digest her delectable remnants
That's what my quivering, nimble, obsequious tongue is for; to diligently attend to every wrinkle, every piquant fold; to imbibe all her foul discharge; to savour her pestiferous, tarry payload, unctuous and slick from her greedily consumed alien comestibles; and finally, to slough away and digest her delectable remnants
So they brought some absurd cartoon bullshit into their absurd live action gay bullshit.
This is exceedingly bad but I don't see how you could be upset.
Out of the lavatory, into the shitter.
I might be a schizo but it feels very, very inauthentic, might be legitimate shilling
[...]
I already saw this post in another thread and someone had the edit
seems like actual bots and shilling
Hehe, imagine she was in the Flintstones world and you were a stork who's job it was to be her personal toilet. And after she is done shitting, you have to use your tongue to wipe it clean
Zoomers are the ones who should remember Rebels the most honestly. They probably would get this show more than most people but aren't watching because they're banging chicks in college now
Let's recap what happened in this 50 minute episode. Ahsoka gets out of the water and uses the space whales to follow the bad guys. That's it. See you next week!
Because they only just now happened to be at the place where she was and happened to need them after which they happen to need to all jump in the coincidental direction where the fleet just happened to be.
No reason not to. Sabine literally would've told Ahsoka that Ezra went away with Thrawn using a space whale when she took her on as an apprentice.
That's why before this, the bs for why they never could've found Ezra and Thrawn is because either the whales moved around too much all over the fuckin galaxy and beyond or because Ezra, through the will of the Force, literally communicated with the space whales to send him to a specific location that Ahsoka and Sabine couldn't follow.
>why Ahsoka never thought about talking to space-whales in the first pace after all these years?
They aren't easy to find and not all force sensitive users use the force to communicate.
It was one character trait of Ezra since he did it with them too.
Even more confusing; why are there suddenly space whales right above them at that time? They just happen to be passing by?
>why are there suddenly space whales right above them at that time? They just happen to be passing by?
Dude, you have a fucking place on the planet made to analyze their migration process (which was made by an ancient alien specie like said in another episode). Nobody fucking knew this was one of their spot in the first place before coming on the planet in episode 3.
the whales are rare and hard to find, the planet that the orb led to is one of their homes or mating grounds, this ain't hard to pick up on from this show alone
>the whales are rare and hard to find
Nice attempt to defend but the Rebels S4 finale literally had the Ghost use Frequency Zero to call the Space Whales to fuck up Thrawn's fleet. The same method could've been used by Ahsoka to bring Purrgil to her.
My bad then, the only thing I remembered is that it was a secret deus ex machina pulled out of Ezra's ass on the last minute.
I didn't remember that he told them to use a specific frequency to call them.
Yeah, that was more Ezra specifically only telling Mart alone at the time to fly the Ghost up to Lothal's upper atmosphere and transmit that frequency to call the space whales in case Thrawn reached Lothal's capital before they could carry out their plan.
And agreed, it was a deux ex machina because it wasn't actually used before that point. I originally thought it was suppose to be the same shit as the Tibidee from Rebels S01E05 where a jamming signal from the ghost was a mating call for them.
the whales are rare and hard to find, the planet that the orb led to is one of their homes or mating grounds, this ain't hard to pick up on from this show alone
yea, haven't watched the cartoons. pretty sure they mentioned that stuff in the last episode or at least most of it and it's easy to figure out rest in your head with the clues given
As someone who actually watched Rebels, let me give you an honest answer:
1. The Purrgill first appear in a Season 2 episode above an asteroid the Mining Guild is extracting gas from, and which the Purrgill need to consume as a "fuel" to power their organic hyperdrives. During the conflict between the guild and the whales, which are seen as a hazard, Ezra learns to use his special Dar the Beastmaster animal-speech Force power to commune with the space whales. Ahsoka is not present in that episode, she has no idea any of this happened.
2. Ahsoka then disappears after her battle with Vader a few episodes later during the season finale, and does not appear again until near the end of Season 4, where she is deposited back on Malachor, again not present for the Battle of Lothal, the final episode of the series in which the Purrgill appear again after Ezra sacrifices himself and summons them using the Force.
3. Again, she has NO IDEA any of this happens; at best, she's received debriefings from her Alliance contacts, but since none of them are Jedi, none of them know that Ezra could talk to fucking animals. The only person there who even saw the Purrgill is Hera, and her opinion of whales is much the same as Captain Ahab's.
he's not good enough to write his own fantasy story that would be as popular as what he's currently doing, which is harvesting the corpse of a more successful brand and wearing its skin as a jacket with his retarded cowboy hat
I wonder if he's secretly happy that the NuWars sequels and shows have fractured the fan base and disappointed at the box office. I doubt they would have pivoted so hard to his animated universe of characters to try and win back old fans otherwise. Now he's being well paid to do whatever he wants on D+
If Filoni directed this episode why couldn't he direct the niglette kidsoka actresses to act and emote like the character did in the original show? Wasn't that up to him too?
I don't understand why they needed so much authorisation to send a couple x wings and a freighter.
The only thing that makes sense is that the entire new republic has already been subverted by pro Imperials.
Given how incompetent and apparently corrupt the New Republic is, they were probably better off with the Empire. Sure, crime and danger still lurked, and laws were a bit stricter, but overall, it seemed safer for the regular Joe than under the New Republic. Sure, there were Tusken Raiders under the Empire, but now there are Hispanice Runners openly dealing and the only reason why the Tusken Raiders aren't as big a problem is because the Crime Syndicates muscled them out.
>Sure, there were Tusken Raiders under the Empire,
In the novelization of The Last Jedi, there is a prologue showing an AU where Luke Skywalker never became a Jedi. All the Tuskens are "no more" in Tatooine, because the Empire won, Leia was executed, R2 & 3PO were taken by Vader, the planets of Mon Cala & Chandrilla are destroyed. But, Owen & Beru lived to old age, Luke is a very successful moisture farmer & he married Cammie, the smokin' babe from the deleted Tosche Station scene.
Also, Obi Wan dies by orbital bombardment, Biggs' family was arrested, Jabba still rules Tatooine, Luke never became a Jedi but did subconsciously use the Force to find wells for his business, getting the name "Lucky Luke."
yeah too bad the premiere was two boring garbage tier episodes. imagine if they actually gave some interesting content upfront that made people give it good reviews
I wish there was live action clone wars show/movie. it doesn't even need to be focused on anakin/obi wan. New jedi with his padawan fighting battles on some shitholes that were never mentioned in canon. I think it would sell if they make it more gritty and war focused (people loved andor for that (before someone starts shitting on me, i never watched andor))
they led the naval campaign
the "my orders got them killed" is a reference to when ahsokas first command gets squadwiped trying to break a blockade
this battle i guess could of happened but in the show its kenobi and windu leading all of the ground battles
This episode gave me hope that as long as Dave's ideas are allowed to flourish then we will always have something to look forward to. Also I believe this show will revamp SW in a very positive way.
Dave Filoni is the man! This episode was perfect! The Clone Wars flashbacks, Anakin and Ahsoka reconciling, Tem as Captain Rex, the Purgill, but what amazed me the most was Hayden!
The dude came back after all of these years, portrayed Matt Lanter’s Clone Wars Anakin perfectly while also portraying his Revenge of the Sith Anakin/Vader perfectly as well. His acting was flat out phenomenal, and I’m so glad that he is getting so much love and appreciation from the fandom nowadays.
Just wanted to let you know that you’re cool and I agree with you.
The Anakin line of «YOU ARE NOT CONVINCED»
just made me realize how much I yearn for an Empire / Vader centered TV show
The old Vader comics were fucking phenomenal, you could have so much Kino of him being an enforcer and uncovering the dark side of the force while mourning Padme
Vader is a great character for many reasons and adult fans of SW would gobble a dark Vader centered show up like no tomorrow
GoT has shown that people love villains
Disney stockholders would never risk it though
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give me a R rated show
lightsabers are now just bats they dont dismember or do cuts
Ahsoka is not the Jedi she’s supposed to be because she is trapped by the feeling of guilt of abandoning her friend & she is right, when the Order turned their back on her she walked away from her friend, selfishly leaving him to fight all the demons on his own. Ahsoka no doubt played her part in Anakin’s fall by making decision to no longer take part, so she failed as a friend & a Jedi.
LOL is the Republic fucking retarded? >can't authorize a few ships to move into some uninhabited star system in bumfuck nowhere to check on potential Imperial remnants >can mobilize an entire force on the spot to go to this system to arrest a general for going there
>brings kid to potential warzone >can't bring him to another galaxy
So they only brought this little shit along so Syndulla has a reason to not go to Thrawnland?
Despite numerous attempts made by Disney, why do the clones look fucking fat with cheap plastic attached to them when CG clones in the films looked better? I've seen cosplayers do a better job
These are toys on your picture and not real people. Here is a pretty good cosplay.
The problem with the clones is that the armor was never actually built once during the PT to wear for a real person. Phase I clones are actually anatomically incorrect and the helmet is impossible to wear in real life the way it was depicted in Attack of the Clones.
The problem with the armor itself is that there is not enough weathering. Although Rex looked decent in the latest episode, the other clones were too shiny. The same problem was with clones in Andor, Obi-Wan and Mando S3. They need some weathering, scratches, etc, to make it look lived-in, and not like a brand new plastic toy that gives away shitty cosplay vibes.
Despite numerous attempts made by Disney, why do the clones look fucking fat with cheap plastic attached to them when CG clones in the films looked better? I've seen cosplayers do a better job
the clones (and OT stormtroopers) in disney shit have loose fitting armor so the actors can move around easier but it completely rapes the slim aesthetic that the troopers had in both OT and PT
So WTF did Ashoka learn in the world between worlds? How to live? How to not feel guilty for all of her shitty decisions? How to not mourn all of the death and destruction she was responsible for by showing her the troops that she killed when she crashed her venator with no survivors?
Ahsoka always had a conflict about her Jedi identity, see how she has sith eyes for a second and then brushes them away?
Shows that she is indeed in touch with her dark side but has the jedi discipline to not give in to it
She solved her dark side conflict and she’s maturing about her grey jediism
Filoni was always a nerd about the whole force religion and magic, just warch the animated show with the Father Daughter Son shit
What with the constant MEW shilling here? i know its been like this for god know how much, but once this shit slop wars show started airing, its like fucking PR or something. >inbf Ass
yeah, no different that the million of waifus that get poster here, but somehow she´s the ultimate god gift to the universe. she´s just a slighly curvier brie larson.
>Anakin, you look as young as you were the last time I saw you and not like a poorly done CGI attempt to make 41 year old Hayden Christensen look like his early 20s self
>You look like a nearly 50 year old negress who used to date a closeted gay Senator from New Jersey
Was Anakin's neg of Ahsoka meant to highlight his dark side and indicate he seduced her offscreen? Was Ahsoka pretending to see that Anakin looked 'the same' to indicate her attraction to the man who tag teamed her with Obi-Wan and the entire 501st after every campaign?
Really liked the episode, though I'm still not fond of just how retarded anyone in the new republic leadership is and Hera also seems to lose half her brain, whenever she's talking to a council member. "Yeah, I have no evidence whatsoever that the Empire remnants are up to something. I have this complete scan of a giant hyperspace ring that utilized the fuckhuge hypespace drive that was stolen from one of our shipyards by dudes who yell "for the empire" and have 2 murder-jedi on the loose who freed the mean witch lady from out prison ship and killed the whole crew. There's also a Jedi and an android who can give testimony who were in combat with aforementioned forces. But yeah, I have no evidence whatsoever that something worth investigating is going on".
she brought her kid to hang out on a deadly mission to hunt the most dangerous people in the galaxy
i think she is actually supposed to be jar jar level.
>A New Republic general sending a light freighter and six fighters on a recon mission is a completely unacceptable use of resources needed elsewhere >Send an entire battlegroup to escort them home
As someone who actually watched Rebels, let me give you an honest answer:
1. The Purrgill first appear in a Season 2 episode above an asteroid the Mining Guild is extracting gas from, and which the Purrgill need to consume as a "fuel" to power their organic hyperdrives. During the conflict between the guild and the whales, which are seen as a hazard, Ezra learns to use his special Dar the Beastmaster animal-speech Force power to commune with the space whales. Ahsoka is not present in that episode, she has no idea any of this happened.
2. Ahsoka then disappears after her battle with Vader a few episodes later during the season finale, and does not appear again until near the end of Season 4, where she is deposited back on Malachor, again not present for the Battle of Lothal, the final episode of the series in which the Purrgill appear again after Ezra sacrifices himself and summons them using the Force.
3. Again, she has NO IDEA any of this happens; at best, she's received debriefings from her Alliance contacts, but since none of them are Jedi, none of them know that Ezra could talk to fucking animals. The only person there who even saw the Purrgill is Hera, and her opinion of whales is much the same as Captain Ahab's.
Also I forgot to add that one of the reasons Purrgill are considered hazardous is because they can appear at seemingly random times and cause hyperspace collisions that damage ships. Their movements aren't monitored or controlled, and space is a much, much bigger ocean than that which the already difficult to find whales of Earth inhabit. They aren't like marine iguanas you can be guaranteed to find on the Galapagos Islands, or the rockhopper penguins you can find in South Africa, they're the equivalent of sperm whales.
These designs were used for the MC30c frigate that appeared first to my knowledge in the 2007 video game Empire at War as relatively small support ships, about the size of a Nebulon-B
the design was also alluded to with the Vigil/Vakbeor frigate of The Last Jedi, though using extant parts of Nebulons and Gallofrees kitbashed together
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The Vakbeor and MC30 were both pretty small, but the new Vesper cruiser (I think that's what they're called, but it might be a specific name and not a class) is very big, at least as big as an Acclamator Star Destroyer and possibly as large as a regular Mon Calamari cruiser.
Are Twi'lek's like reverse Asari? I mean whatever mates with an Asari, you just get an Asari, But it looks like whatever mates with a Twi'lek you get whatever mated with a Twi'lek. Or is it only humans that turn Twi'leks human.
This show is so bad, like holy shit. Pure cringe. And I liked most of Boba Fett, so my tastes aren't exactly champagne highbrow. But at least in that show had some cool shit in some of the episodes like going on a mystery acid journey to find the magid faraway tree after railing a lizard and Mando.
But this? This is too cringe even for me. The green "General" with the tentacle head is by far the worst, too.
Shit comes out of that btw
yes, disney plus does
Aliens don’t shit.
>Shit comes out of that btw
Ok and? I'm still fucking her alien ass
you've never fucked anything loser
I love projection like this. You can smell the sadness behind this post
Yet you remain a virgin.
...into my mouth, hopefully
It's a great set of nutrients, I wager?
based and same
liar
That's been Disney's motto for a while.
I would rewrite her pothole.
We know. She shat all over Ewan McGregor's wife and daughters.
Is it true that his daughters hate her
How can you be so new that you don't know about Puta Homewrecker?
One of his daughters wrote a song about how much of a puta she is, I wish I was kidding
if you watch long way round 3 the only daughter who showed up to greet him after arriving back was the mongolian orphan he adopted in long way round 1
Didn’t know about this kek
what's your point?
point is shit comes out of her butthole, you idiot
not right now
why is this a problem?
You're not supposed to like it
Not right now, it doesn’t.
oh gee, i didn’t know. thanks Dr.
That's what my quivering, nimble, obsequious tongue is for; to diligently attend to every wrinkle, every piquant fold; to imbibe all her foul discharge; to savour her pestiferous, tarry payload, unctuous and slick from her greedily consumed alien comestibles; and finally, to slough away and digest her delectable remnants
t. james joyce
Disney?
Ponder the blue milk diarrhea
WHY IS THERE NO GOOD QUALITY TORRENTS OF THIS EPISODE OUT YET!? lazy fucks
it's RIGHT fucking there
no one is watching
Pajeets couldn't bother to do a 2 minute job because they've stopped watching.
I just settled for the x265 one
Are you mentally retarded and incapable of torrenting?
>Chopper says you have to get low Mom
>yeah, mom, this is the drone you will have to fuck
>cya later, and don't forget the money
CULO
Since she did MEW have such a big bootie?
Since she started to partake in /ss/ parties
This bro didn't watch fargo s3
Not him, but her ass looked alright. Not exactly amazing or anything.
she always had that CULO now that she is old she is putting bit of weight but she puts in to great frame so it looks good
Source?
A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III
edit ahsoka on there.
It's not a plot hole when that's how Thrawn was sent to the other galaxy in the first place.
shut the fuck up retard, it sucked then and it sucks now
Cry about it. You probably hate Ewoks and think TLJ is the greatest Star Wars film in the last 20 years.
You’re a really bad shill. you shouldn’t make attempts to fit into board culture without lurking first.
>board culture
idiot
MUH HECKIN BOARD CULTERINOOOOO
>Ewoks
I fucking love ewoks
star destroyers really are the jobbers of ships.
more like Prawn
>time traveling
>whales using hyperspace
>witches using magic (force is not magic?)
this has gone off the fucking rails from the star wars i grew up with
>sith bad
>jedi good
>politic stuff in the middle
>force = magic
thats IT
So they brought some absurd cartoon bullshit into their absurd live action gay bullshit.
This is exceedingly bad but I don't see how you could be upset.
Out of the lavatory, into the shitter.
The teeth are different in the live action. Literally unwatchable.
BRRRRRAPPPPPPPOoooo
God I hate you gay shills posting that meh ass completely covered so you can't even really tell how nice it is
nothin at all
nothin at all
nothin at all
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
SNIFFFFFFFFFFF
That's not what a plot hole is.
>ass
Any other good plot this episode?
Actually, let me make that bigger.
AAAH! NO! DON'T FORCE JERK ME OFF!
I just love her and her dumper
Why is nuwars such AAASSSSSSSSSSS? It's a shitload of fuck and it fuckin' sucks. What were they thinking?
Lol, mid as shit.
stick to porn bro
Dont watch porn, bro. Go outside, thats justvany 40 year old woman's average ass. Even your momma's.
Oh don't worry, I will. Stick to your mid wall victims covered head to toe.
Call me a rancor and drop a portcullis on my skull because I want to eat that ass.
I love how she's clearly one one of those weird screen backgrounds
How come this site is full of assfags now
I might be a schizo but it feels very, very inauthentic, might be legitimate shilling
I already saw this post in another thread and someone had the edit
seems like actual bots and shilling
It would funny if the normally sex averse yidney company would tell their botshills to spam ass memes
It’s better than every other anon pretending to have a foot fetish for some weird reason.
>How come this site is full of assfags now
FUCK OFF, MEW
P
Dam mew got a fat ass.
GET
Hehe, imagine she was in the Flintstones world and you were a stork who's job it was to be her personal toilet. And after she is done shitting, you have to use your tongue to wipe it clean
Based Anakin
It was pretty kino getting to see Hayden again having fun. Redemption arc.
they deaged him better than in obi-wan it looks like
It got wonky in some scenes though
No Shin and Sabine, no watchie
100%.
>BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
Who knew /ourPUTA/ was a braphog?
next weeks episode will pay off Shinbros, trust me
>Lego Star Wars: the TV shows
Would've been kino
Picrelated made an enjoyable version of sequels
>plotholes
The whales been canon long time zoomie.
Zoomers are the ones who should remember Rebels the most honestly. They probably would get this show more than most people but aren't watching because they're banging chicks in college now
>the most sexless gen that are scared of sex scenes in films
>getting laid
Lol.
>This is... Star Wars: The Clone Wars™
Really Filoni?
Let's recap what happened in this 50 minute episode. Ahsoka gets out of the water and uses the space whales to follow the bad guys. That's it. See you next week!
Like the first third of Mando season 3. You remember, right? Mando’s epic quest to have a fucking bath. Why do I keep watching this SHIT
What are you even talking about
orange buttcheeks
>asshoka
Rebel-fags, please enlighten us; why Ahsoka never thought about talking to space-whales in the first pace after all these years?
i don't think she'd ever seen them before this show
Did you watch the new episode? Shes apparently been crying about war and death for 10 years.
Even more confusing; why are there suddenly space whales right above them at that time? They just happen to be passing by?
>me on the left
Because they only just now happened to be at the place where she was and happened to need them after which they happen to need to all jump in the coincidental direction where the fleet just happened to be.
No reason not to. Sabine literally would've told Ahsoka that Ezra went away with Thrawn using a space whale when she took her on as an apprentice.
That's why before this, the bs for why they never could've found Ezra and Thrawn is because either the whales moved around too much all over the fuckin galaxy and beyond or because Ezra, through the will of the Force, literally communicated with the space whales to send him to a specific location that Ahsoka and Sabine couldn't follow.
>why Ahsoka never thought about talking to space-whales in the first pace after all these years?
They aren't easy to find and not all force sensitive users use the force to communicate.
It was one character trait of Ezra since he did it with them too.
>why are there suddenly space whales right above them at that time? They just happen to be passing by?
Dude, you have a fucking place on the planet made to analyze their migration process (which was made by an ancient alien specie like said in another episode). Nobody fucking knew this was one of their spot in the first place before coming on the planet in episode 3.
>They aren't easy to find
>the whales are rare and hard to find
Nice attempt to defend but the Rebels S4 finale literally had the Ghost use Frequency Zero to call the Space Whales to fuck up Thrawn's fleet. The same method could've been used by Ahsoka to bring Purrgil to her.
My bad then, the only thing I remembered is that it was a secret deus ex machina pulled out of Ezra's ass on the last minute.
I didn't remember that he told them to use a specific frequency to call them.
Yeah, that was more Ezra specifically only telling Mart alone at the time to fly the Ghost up to Lothal's upper atmosphere and transmit that frequency to call the space whales in case Thrawn reached Lothal's capital before they could carry out their plan.
And agreed, it was a deux ex machina because it wasn't actually used before that point. I originally thought it was suppose to be the same shit as the Tibidee from Rebels S01E05 where a jamming signal from the ghost was a mating call for them.
the whales are rare and hard to find, the planet that the orb led to is one of their homes or mating grounds, this ain't hard to pick up on from this show alone
yea, haven't watched the cartoons. pretty sure they mentioned that stuff in the last episode or at least most of it and it's easy to figure out rest in your head with the clues given
but the ball thing was buried deep in another planet. also, why are the witches interested in whale sex?
As someone who actually watched Rebels, let me give you an honest answer:
1. The Purrgill first appear in a Season 2 episode above an asteroid the Mining Guild is extracting gas from, and which the Purrgill need to consume as a "fuel" to power their organic hyperdrives. During the conflict between the guild and the whales, which are seen as a hazard, Ezra learns to use his special Dar the Beastmaster animal-speech Force power to commune with the space whales. Ahsoka is not present in that episode, she has no idea any of this happened.
2. Ahsoka then disappears after her battle with Vader a few episodes later during the season finale, and does not appear again until near the end of Season 4, where she is deposited back on Malachor, again not present for the Battle of Lothal, the final episode of the series in which the Purrgill appear again after Ezra sacrifices himself and summons them using the Force.
3. Again, she has NO IDEA any of this happens; at best, she's received debriefings from her Alliance contacts, but since none of them are Jedi, none of them know that Ezra could talk to fucking animals. The only person there who even saw the Purrgill is Hera, and her opinion of whales is much the same as Captain Ahab's.
ahsoka was napping in the ocean for a few hours and became like a whale herself. it's pretty obvious, anon.
>RETVRN
MEW is like a man with a pussy.
Whats his endgame?
Getting ahsoka pregerant by space wolves
he's not good enough to write his own fantasy story that would be as popular as what he's currently doing, which is harvesting the corpse of a more successful brand and wearing its skin as a jacket with his retarded cowboy hat
Directing more episodes with endless ass shots.
I wonder if he's secretly happy that the NuWars sequels and shows have fractured the fan base and disappointed at the box office. I doubt they would have pivoted so hard to his animated universe of characters to try and win back old fans otherwise. Now he's being well paid to do whatever he wants on D+
He has his own movie planned that will bridge all his shows.
hate it unironically
thrawn was lukes story and leias
now the OT people are just
>dumb was jedi
>senator doing shit
>scoundrel
crashing the sequel chudlogy with no survivors
If I take his cowboy hat off will he die?
it would be extremely embarrassing
If Filoni directed this episode why couldn't he direct the niglette kidsoka actresses to act and emote like the character did in the original show? Wasn't that up to him too?
>nigglette
It was only one actress, they just had her in different makeup and costumes to make her look young and slightly less young. Pic related.
Goddamn 4chin. I attached a pic!
Why she acts like a dude in almost every fucking movie? Is she a closeted dyke? Serious chud vibes.
Any Shin and Sabine content this episode? Haven't watched it yet
No
Everyone who left the galaxy last ep is not in this ep.
Imagine she sat on his face and farted haha
Fuck off, MEW. Youre done.
Shouldn't it be green?
It's an alien fart, Anon.
any webms of the blonde qt? asking for a friend
My god, that's it, this is the last thing I'm ever going to watch from SW. It's below low tier now.
Were the loud fart noises in that scene necessary?
Magical hyperspace whales are how Thrawn and Ezra got to where they are in the first place, dummy.
By stopping making SW
Can you imagine PLAPPLING THAT ASS ALL NIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAA
Okay but serious question, how many people complained about Ewoks demolishing the Empire's ground forces? More or less than this?
I would most certainly """"fix"""" her """"hole"""", if you know what I'm implying. Wink wink, nudge nudge. I mean, if you catch my drift here bro.
So we still don't know who that Anakin was and why he was there? Will Filoni leave this to our imagination or will Hayden show up again?
Puta
Episode should've been named: LISTEN TO MY SONG!
Why did they send 3 whole carriers when they couldn't even afford to send a single squad earlier?
>ah yes, thrawn
I don't understand why they needed so much authorisation to send a couple x wings and a freighter.
The only thing that makes sense is that the entire new republic has already been subverted by pro Imperials.
Given how incompetent and apparently corrupt the New Republic is, they were probably better off with the Empire. Sure, crime and danger still lurked, and laws were a bit stricter, but overall, it seemed safer for the regular Joe than under the New Republic. Sure, there were Tusken Raiders under the Empire, but now there are Hispanice Runners openly dealing and the only reason why the Tusken Raiders aren't as big a problem is because the Crime Syndicates muscled them out.
>Sure, there were Tusken Raiders under the Empire,
In the novelization of The Last Jedi, there is a prologue showing an AU where Luke Skywalker never became a Jedi. All the Tuskens are "no more" in Tatooine, because the Empire won, Leia was executed, R2 & 3PO were taken by Vader, the planets of Mon Cala & Chandrilla are destroyed. But, Owen & Beru lived to old age, Luke is a very successful moisture farmer & he married Cammie, the smokin' babe from the deleted Tosche Station scene.
Also, Obi Wan dies by orbital bombardment, Biggs' family was arrested, Jabba still rules Tatooine, Luke never became a Jedi but did subconsciously use the Force to find wells for his business, getting the name "Lucky Luke."
DAD's GOOGLE HISTORY
Anyone got a cake-shot compilation from the first 5 eps bros???
MEW was always such a fuckable cut of meat
Alright if this was a show, I'd finally give NuWars a second chance.
yeah too bad the premiere was two boring garbage tier episodes. imagine if they actually gave some interesting content upfront that made people give it good reviews
Unironically pretty cool. Sue me.
Really liked it, the actress for young ahsoka is kinda too fat but i guess she was like 12?14? in s1 of clone wars
But it really felt leagues better in quality than fucking kenobi
I wish there was live action clone wars show/movie. it doesn't even need to be focused on anakin/obi wan. New jedi with his padawan fighting battles on some shitholes that were never mentioned in canon. I think it would sell if they make it more gritty and war focused (people loved andor for that (before someone starts shitting on me, i never watched andor))
An anthalogy maybe? run it for 8 episodes different views maybe throw in some sith stuff?
Instead of sith stuff, give general grievous redemption arc where he shows up in one episode just to kill MC jedi
>no droid scenes
🙁
Smol company, plz understand.
Too much smoke.
>No Baylan and Shin
>take a star destroyer
>round off the edges
>make the bridge even more obvious and ill protected
are you stupid or something
THAT'S NOT EDITED?
No, that dump truck is all natural
ew she's got toe shoes
thats her bare feet
does that mean she foresaw it?
she already knew she fought him as vader in rebels
Why does Ahsoka look like Chucky?
you can definitely tell they put all the money into 5 clone troopers and some background walkers
covering up everything else in dumb fog
It's just the fog of war, they are playing a Clone Wars RTS game
kino
i fucking love the at-te bros
thought this was gonna be teth at first (ryloth is not "one of their first missions")
Ryloth appeared very early on in the show but I don't remember Anakin or Ahsoka ever being there with Waxer and Boil
they led the naval campaign
the "my orders got them killed" is a reference to when ahsokas first command gets squadwiped trying to break a blockade
this battle i guess could of happened but in the show its kenobi and windu leading all of the ground battles
>clone troopers are fat as fuck with thunder thighs
how does this military even function?
So the fight with anakin was cool
BUT they could've put more effort into the cgi scenes
Also the ahsoka young actress had a fat face
>literally ahsoka gandalf the white
PEOPLE CALLED IT
its been a thing since the rebels epilogue
this is from 2018 btw
This episode gave me hope that as long as Dave's ideas are allowed to flourish then we will always have something to look forward to. Also I believe this show will revamp SW in a very positive way.
dave is shit you gay
Dave Filoni is the man! This episode was perfect! The Clone Wars flashbacks, Anakin and Ahsoka reconciling, Tem as Captain Rex, the Purgill, but what amazed me the most was Hayden!
The dude came back after all of these years, portrayed Matt Lanter’s Clone Wars Anakin perfectly while also portraying his Revenge of the Sith Anakin/Vader perfectly as well. His acting was flat out phenomenal, and I’m so glad that he is getting so much love and appreciation from the fandom nowadays.
Just wanted to let you know that you’re cool and I agree with you.
The Anakin line of «YOU ARE NOT CONVINCED»
just made me realize how much I yearn for an Empire / Vader centered TV show
The old Vader comics were fucking phenomenal, you could have so much Kino of him being an enforcer and uncovering the dark side of the force while mourning Padme
DISNEY
GIVE ME VILLAIN KINO
GIVE ME VADER
Vader was a great villain in the OT because the underlying themes of the whole "empire is like the nazis" gave it a really military strict theme
Vader is a great character for many reasons and adult fans of SW would gobble a dark Vader centered show up like no tomorrow
GoT has shown that people love villains
Disney stockholders would never risk it though
give me a R rated show
lightsabers are now just bats they dont dismember or do cuts
Please have some decency, I beg of you
gay retard moron shil
Since when is Hera force sensitive now
She's got a pretty high mediclorian count from all of kanan's jedi cum she swallowed
Nah but for real
it is real
look at that ass she has
Didn't watch. QRD the whole season's plot?
COME HOME BLUE MAN
>he's crying again
Waaa waaa they copied my script
This guy is delusional as fuck. Massive ego.
Ahsoka is not the Jedi she’s supposed to be because she is trapped by the feeling of guilt of abandoning her friend & she is right, when the Order turned their back on her she walked away from her friend, selfishly leaving him to fight all the demons on his own. Ahsoka no doubt played her part in Anakin’s fall by making decision to no longer take part, so she failed as a friend & a Jedi.
She's not a jedi, she's a browneye because she shits up everything around her.
Wasn’t that the plot of the Zerg campaign in StarCraft back in 1998?
Oooof..... that stings.
>y-you too master
James Franco?
LOL is the Republic fucking retarded?
>can't authorize a few ships to move into some uninhabited star system in bumfuck nowhere to check on potential Imperial remnants
>can mobilize an entire force on the spot to go to this system to arrest a general for going there
WHO WANTED AHSOKA THE GREY TURN INTO GANDALF THE WHITE????
Looks like the purgills just fly them to Mount Doom.
ahsoka sith eyes at 25:18
>brings kid to potential warzone
>can't bring him to another galaxy
So they only brought this little shit along so Syndulla has a reason to not go to Thrawnland?
>temura didnt want to show up
>lets bandage the clones!
he's too fat to play clones
I unironically prefer that to trying to CG it, honestly
He's too old to be playing young clones.
It works for him playing Boba and that veteran clone in Obi-Wan.
embarrassing
He's a big clone. Easy on those Kaminoan rations, trooper.
My Dessert, My Tatooine, My Cara Dune
Despite numerous attempts made by Disney, why do the clones look fucking fat with cheap plastic attached to them when CG clones in the films looked better? I've seen cosplayers do a better job
These are toys on your picture and not real people. Here is a pretty good cosplay.
The problem with the clones is that the armor was never actually built once during the PT to wear for a real person. Phase I clones are actually anatomically incorrect and the helmet is impossible to wear in real life the way it was depicted in Attack of the Clones.
The problem with the armor itself is that there is not enough weathering. Although Rex looked decent in the latest episode, the other clones were too shiny. The same problem was with clones in Andor, Obi-Wan and Mando S3. They need some weathering, scratches, etc, to make it look lived-in, and not like a brand new plastic toy that gives away shitty cosplay vibes.
the clones (and OT stormtroopers) in disney shit have loose fitting armor so the actors can move around easier but it completely rapes the slim aesthetic that the troopers had in both OT and PT
>swole trooper
joshua graham clone?
So WTF did Ashoka learn in the world between worlds? How to live? How to not feel guilty for all of her shitty decisions? How to not mourn all of the death and destruction she was responsible for by showing her the troops that she killed when she crashed her venator with no survivors?
>still, a good episode: 8/10
We don't even know if Anakin was "real". Was it the world between worlds, the Jedi afterlife or just a typical movie near-death experience?
>the world between worlds
was literally just the mind coming up with shit she learned to "live" i.e. not give up
Ahsoka always had a conflict about her Jedi identity, see how she has sith eyes for a second and then brushes them away?
Shows that she is indeed in touch with her dark side but has the jedi discipline to not give in to it
She solved her dark side conflict and she’s maturing about her grey jediism
Filoni was always a nerd about the whole force religion and magic, just warch the animated show with the Father Daughter Son shit
maul crashed that ship
> 8/10
The absolute cope on this tardwit. It's a 3. Good only for the graphics, which frankly Bad Batch mogs. Hard.
>Gandalf the grey > white bullshit
RRRRRRREEEEEEEE
How's the show doing so far, viewership wise? Flopping or nit?
now do people understand why everyone wanted to creampie young Ahsoka.
I now realize that every Ahsokafag has been a tasteless moron that helped in the ruination of Star Wars.
Reminder ahsoka will randomly turn gay this sereies.
I know you would.
I get where they were going with this episode, and it's a good idea but I think the execution is lacking
What with the constant MEW shilling here? i know its been like this for god know how much, but once this shit slop wars show started airing, its like fucking PR or something.
>inbf Ass
yeah, no different that the million of waifus that get poster here, but somehow she´s the ultimate god gift to the universe. she´s just a slighly curvier brie larson.
Next ep is Ivanna's favorite, we're eating good Shinbros.
>Next ep is Ivanna's favorite
fingers crossed we get an erotic Shin/Sabine torture scene
FILONI IS A MISOGYNIST
>Anakin, you look as young as you were the last time I saw you and not like a poorly done CGI attempt to make 41 year old Hayden Christensen look like his early 20s self
>You look like a nearly 50 year old negress who used to date a closeted gay Senator from New Jersey
Was Anakin's neg of Ahsoka meant to highlight his dark side and indicate he seduced her offscreen? Was Ahsoka pretending to see that Anakin looked 'the same' to indicate her attraction to the man who tag teamed her with Obi-Wan and the entire 501st after every campaign?
Really liked the episode, though I'm still not fond of just how retarded anyone in the new republic leadership is and Hera also seems to lose half her brain, whenever she's talking to a council member. "Yeah, I have no evidence whatsoever that the Empire remnants are up to something. I have this complete scan of a giant hyperspace ring that utilized the fuckhuge hypespace drive that was stolen from one of our shipyards by dudes who yell "for the empire" and have 2 murder-jedi on the loose who freed the mean witch lady from out prison ship and killed the whole crew. There's also a Jedi and an android who can give testimony who were in combat with aforementioned forces. But yeah, I have no evidence whatsoever that something worth investigating is going on".
she brought her kid to hang out on a deadly mission to hunt the most dangerous people in the galaxy
i think she is actually supposed to be jar jar level.
>A New Republic general sending a light freighter and six fighters on a recon mission is a completely unacceptable use of resources needed elsewhere
>Send an entire battlegroup to escort them home
Think they lost like 3 x wings
thats the only explanation i can think of
Nice.
E CHUTA!
Also I forgot to add that one of the reasons Purrgill are considered hazardous is because they can appear at seemingly random times and cause hyperspace collisions that damage ships. Their movements aren't monitored or controlled, and space is a much, much bigger ocean than that which the already difficult to find whales of Earth inhabit. They aren't like marine iguanas you can be guaranteed to find on the Galapagos Islands, or the rockhopper penguins you can find in South Africa, they're the equivalent of sperm whales.
If I wrote this show there'd be waaay more /ss/.
SCHUTTA
Does that mean they warped into bad guys? I don't get your English. So irs basically Japs and Nords whaling? Or w.e? In space?
I like those new New Republic battlecruisers, they look cool.
me too tbh
That picture looks really damned old, are these ships actually some classic thing I've somehow never noticed? I thought they were actual new things
These New Republic cruisers are based on unused concept art for Mon Calamari cruisers from Return of the Jedi
Neat
These designs were used for the MC30c frigate that appeared first to my knowledge in the 2007 video game Empire at War as relatively small support ships, about the size of a Nebulon-B
the design was also alluded to with the Vigil/Vakbeor frigate of The Last Jedi, though using extant parts of Nebulons and Gallofrees kitbashed together
The Vakbeor and MC30 were both pretty small, but the new Vesper cruiser (I think that's what they're called, but it might be a specific name and not a class) is very big, at least as big as an Acclamator Star Destroyer and possibly as large as a regular Mon Calamari cruiser.
Are Twi'lek's like reverse Asari? I mean whatever mates with an Asari, you just get an Asari, But it looks like whatever mates with a Twi'lek you get whatever mated with a Twi'lek. Or is it only humans that turn Twi'leks human.
dayuum those hips
marriage material
>marrying a PUTA
oh I forgot but god tier ass is got tier ass.
Why wasn't Vader harsher to Ashoka?
orange buttcheeks
>Anakin the chancellor is evil!
>from my point of view the jedi are LE EVIL!
George lucas was truly the Shakespeare of our age
He was.
More like Mary Elizabeth Bumstead.
This show is so bad, like holy shit. Pure cringe. And I liked most of Boba Fett, so my tastes aren't exactly champagne highbrow. But at least in that show had some cool shit in some of the episodes like going on a mystery acid journey to find the magid faraway tree after railing a lizard and Mando.
But this? This is too cringe even for me. The green "General" with the tentacle head is by far the worst, too.