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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and a face like a 50 year old man

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >western culture

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >IMAGINE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >IMAGINE

          She's old now, but between this scene and her breasts in Trading Places Jamie Lee Curtis has always been hot as frick. I get the meme because she's androgynous like Sigourney Weaver but unlike SW she's also fricking stacked and if I was fricking her 30 years ago I would have made sure everyone knew.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              MAMMA MIA

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                BIG

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If it was between Jamie and Siggy, I'd take Siggy any day. And I generally like her movies far more. But yea, Jamie had better breasts back in the day

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Someone fetch my rape goggles.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >im going in

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used to love it as a kid, but I more and more dislike this culture of gratuitous violence portrayed as fun. It's African-tier.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet I blend right in comrads xd

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm European. Americans will always have this vile, vulgar culture I suppose. Good thing we don't belong to the same group

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I used to love it as a kid, but I more and more dislike this culture of gratuitous violence portrayed as fun. It's African-tier.

            >western culture

            >it’s another episode of foreigners come to american website and enter thread about american film and whine about americans

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >american
              t. Tyrone LaHoopla Hernandez

              It's actually Japanese but whatever
              We'll always be around, keep seething, you can't do shit about us

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >keep seething
                No one ever thinks about you or the country you're from unless you mention it. Meanwhile, all you can think about is Americans because our cultural hegemony is slowly and surely eradicating yours.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But I never said I disliked American media. Where did I say that? I love it, at least the kind that doesn't promote violence and crass. You're grasping at straws trying to find something to push me down but it just isn't like that bro
                I think about Americans because most of them are alright but their newer media, and those who defend it just out of chauvinism (You), aren't

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this is a falseflag and if it isn't a falseflag then i denounce this homosexual on behalf of the rest of europe

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You own Europe??

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              explain

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Also European, don't act like we don't have a bunch of trash culture too...

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The US Government supplied three Marine Harriers and their pilots for a fee of $100,736 ($2,410 per hour).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seems cheap. Could I hire them to flatten my drug-dealing neighbors house?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I feel your pain brother, my junkie neighbour stole my car stereo again and I confronted him and he tries to turn it around and make me seem like the bad guy for having "no sympathy" for his situation... yeah no shit mate you keep stealing from me. I will hopefully move soon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just curious why you didn't beat his ass? Seems like the normal response than lamenting about it on Cinemaphile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worth it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Worth it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Worth it.

        Love the Harrier, shame they're hardly in any movies. Maybe a Falkland's War movie with them would be cool.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Loved them in Red Alert 2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Austrian pilot
        >British jet fighter
        What did Cameron mean by this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YOU ARE FIRED!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Worth it.

        >I’LL LET YOU GOT OUT IN STYLE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worth it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This would be completely cgi these days and look like shit. This still looks fantastic even with what little cgi and camera tricks they did use

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty frickin neat-o

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what happened to the other bridge

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It disappeared

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that actually looks pretty badass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hell I could afford that. One hour with a harrier?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worth it.

      totally worth it
      that whole last 1/3 of the movie is action kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >for a fee of $100,736
      that seems phenomenally cheap for what you get

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People when they saw Jamie lee Curtis win the Oscar for best supporting role

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just Arnold in a suit acting like a "normal" person is hilarious. Was it intentional?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      W-why is he staring at her like that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        have you not seen True Lies??

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BATTA THE ZEES

      Kino

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a sentence

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So no ass?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it means very tight and firm, its still weird

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sir Mixalot wasn't fricking around. 1990s concept of desirable ass was messed up.

        Couldn't even get legit big butt girls in his own music video, such were the standards of the time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          People thought that song was just joking around.

          Dude was TESTIFYING.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    discombobulate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I miss action scenes that aren't just a big cgi mess.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worth it.

      Worth it.

      the 90s had the best action

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >best is from 1987
        your opinion is wrong and i give you a meh!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          wut

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you get an open matte version from?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just saved it after it was posted in a previous thread

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dammit, thanks anyway

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I just saved it after it was posted in a previous thread

            Where do you get an open matte version from?

            anyone got a link to the open matte?

            here's spiderman 1-3 in open matte

            https://mega.nz/folder/AgJT2QqT#rph6kNu73_2pSH3pDV24zw/folder/g8hmgJiT

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >open matte
              OPEN BOB????

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Tell me again what is open matte again? It’s supposed to be like the movie without the widescreen black borders and it shows stuff that was cropped out?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >All right twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?
    >I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
    >Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Cinemaphile residents,

    Arnold here. I just wanted to say that I tried to have this line removed. They decided to leave it.
    Stay safe and Strong

    A.S.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Arnold.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Back to plebbit with ya. We already have that troony and Kirks Twitter slave here

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You're fired.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >vin diesel plays dungeons and dragons and his character's name is melkor
    Based Vin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MELKOR???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was he friends with MOGAR??

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Between this line and the convo Tom Arnold has with Arnie about his 14 year old daughter's virginity and her "little hormones" makes me think one of the script writers was too comfortable flaunting his fixation on children.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    True lies > Die hard

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this as a kid, and though funny then, and still funny now, I've often wondered why a boy? Is a 10 yr old boy butt better? I don't want to know the answer. But I'm autistic and I don't get why he didn't say "16 yr old girl " of all things. I was glad when he got his comeuppance

    • 1 year ago
      sage

      Keep in mind this was the 90s, there was less gay/troony shit in the zeitgeist, so a man saying 10 yr old girl ass would have been more creepy than funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I was glad when he got his comeuppance
      That's literally, exactly, 100% the point. You're supposed to be disgusted by him. He's supposed to creep you out, make you cringe, make you angry that he's lying to the wife and potentially tricking her into cheating, and make you root for Arnold fricking him up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Missed opportunity to not have Arnold knock him out or something besides the daydream.

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