>assaults and murders people in broad daylight >never gets arrested were the feds retarded, how did chrissy never get booked

>assaults and murders people in broad daylight
>never gets arrested
were the feds moronic, how did chrissy never get booked

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because sopranos are the best show of all time, everything makes sense and you should just stop thinking about it chud

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You get a pash for that

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chrisopher only beats up other criminals in broad daylight

    email, carlo, dino, barry haidu, the waiter, and tj hooker all happened at night

    he shot cheese frick's buddy in the head during that drive by but that was self defence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the bakery guy and the guy from his acting class
      also murdered the tv writer (at night) but didnt bother covering his tracks at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was nobody in the bakery and yeah, the guy from the acting class would have probably sued irl, but that's 1 inconsistency.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tony says the police had a description of christopher and his lexus after the balery incident, plus gino was there as a witness. any civilian would have been busted immediately

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the bakery guy and the guy from his acting class
          also murdered the tv writer (at night) but didnt bother covering his tracks at all

          Wasn't Chris using a fake name in that acting class? Also, you can get away with violence easier than you think. Killing the waiter with Paulie was a huge, stupid risk, though. It's possible they'd get away with it before cameras were ever, but still.

          Most of the characters on this show are dead before any of their actions catch up with them legally.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            everywhere*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he shot cheese frick's buddy in the head during that drive by but that was self defence
      He still would have went to jail for illegal possession of a handgun and some form of manslaughter. NJ is not stand your ground or open carry by any stretch of the imagination. The second he was healthy enough to leave the hospital it would have been in chains.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cops understand that taking out criminals just leaves a vacuum for new and worse criminals, as long as the whole system isnt overhauled to ensurea better citizen security, you better allow them to exist and prevent other criminals from rising.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Half of the cops were under their payroll. Paulie got pulled over and fricking pointed a gun at one crooked cop's crotch and they just laughed it off.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i made this meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now he has some minor charges and he knows he's being closely followed. Good job cia

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    absolute aspergers from people in this thread. i’m only shitposting in it out of respect from my fawtha

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The police in Sopranos only exists when the writers run out of ideas for an episode.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The mutt that shot up that Florida school a few years back managed to flee the school undetected and was eating a bigmac at mcdonalds a few hours later when they finally arrested him.
    Law enforcement is a joke, specially when they don't have the help of security cameras.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need a special medication though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll get a note from my doctah.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how did chrissy never get booked
    it said so in the script, that's how. almost nothing about the show is realistic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't true, the show is somewhat realistic when it comes to the Mafia, but the brazen violence is more like the Mafia in the '60s-'80s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The most unrealistic aspect of this show is that the mob guys have somewhat of a conscience at times. Most of the Mafia guys I've read about irl are much colder, stupider and/or more brutal people.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    white privilege

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cops generally don't bother going after members of the criminal class for shit they do to one another, plus in those kind of social settings ratting to the cops is taboo, and you'd probably be inviting problems on yourself as well by getting them involved.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its really more so to do with the times. hardly anything had good cctvs and phones didnt have cameras.

    also in shit neighborhoods people get beat up all the time and shoot others without ever getting caught

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking tv series vuoi nonce. In the sopranos, old fat men have superstrength and are pussy magnets. We're not talking about realism here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fat guys do have super strength sometimes. I used to box and a guy with 50 lbs on you will make all the difference. Not to mention Tony was a millionaire, so no wonder he was popular with the ladies. But yeah, there are problems especially early on with the characters getting away with crimes they would never get away with especially in modern times. In the old days the Mafia could plausibly pay off some aspects of law enforcement, but even then, some of these crimes definitely would've landed them in jail.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't recall tony flaunting his cash to Gloria, yet she was absolutely soaked for him. Believe me when i say that confidence isn't enough

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tony gave off the vibe he had money, though. He bought women gifts all the time to show his affection. Also, there's a chance she heard about who he was as well. He was a local celebrity in the area.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They show Tony doing heavy lifting in his basement. He might have been a fatass but he was def strong under it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was able to overpower everyone aside from Bobby and maybe Furio

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bah, bullshit. Half of the show he's seen munching nervously on something. By the end of the series he went from portly to outright obese. Not to mention his arms are so tiny compared to his torso.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Idk, even with fighting experience, I might get a little nervous dealing with a pissed off Gandolfini.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still more accurate than the idea being pushed by hollywood that someone gets murdered and there's some sleepless detective and a team of criminology nerds who won't rest until they've figured out the perpetrator.
    Black folk get away with murder all the time in the year 2022 where cameras are everywhere. Some mobsters in the early 00's could get away with a few hits.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who had the highest on-screen kill count in the show?
    Was it Christophah or maybe Tony himself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chris and Tony both had 8 kills each, I'm pretty sure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thin it's 8 (Tony) vs 7 (Chris)
        I forget who killed Jimmy, if it was Chris then they're even.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chris helped but it was Silvio

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sylvio shoots jimmy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That piece of shit Tony Soprano's cousin killed 3 people in half a frickin season. I can't even bring myself to say his name.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever happened there.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chrissy didn’t have fingerprints or dna but he did have a built in aimbot and +100 sneak skills.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chrissy was small fry

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dubs and I get a tracksuit and a gold chain and watch

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why were there so many twins in the sopranos?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where do I find these? I've been looking for them all over the archives. This is the only one I had saved

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        these two are the only ones i’ve seen, i dont think there are more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chase and the other creators liked Dan Grimaldi, so they brought him back as Patsy after they killed him off as Philly. They admitted they could only get away with it one time. I'm guessing they reused Vito's actor by accident or something.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good to see my shittiest memes are still getting mileage

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ay tone, yous saying this finook wit da milennium eye can read peoples thoughts? thats satanic black magic, sick shit

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one has the courage to be a witness. It's called intimidation

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