because you can tell from an autopsy which injuries happen before and after death due to how bruising and blood fl... frick it. they just know. trust the science.
Not even close dude, sure it's terrifying but it's not even 2 minutes of panic and choking before unconsciousness
I'd rather drown than get lit on fire
Almost died when I was 15 cause I was stabbed in the lung. Flopped around on the ground chocking to death on my own blood, which I assumed is a very similar sensation to drowning. It was painful but not excessive. It was moreso terrifying because every instinct in your body is screaming at you to breath but trying to breathe just makes it harder. Your body thinks more adrenaline will help but that increases your breathing rate which only increases the panic. I personally think there would be way worse ways to die in terms of pain but not in terms of mental panic.
I passed after about 2 minutes of chocking on my blood and it was a really fricking long 2 minutes. Due to lack of oxygen, I wasn't exactly thinking clearly. I remember thinking how much I wish I could hug my sister because I was scared. When you're about to die your mind defaults back to very simple, childlike thoughts.
I'm Cree and was jumped by four Blackfoot kids after I had beaten up one them at school. When I was getting the shit kicked out of me one of them ran up and shoved a pocket knife into my upper left lung.
the rest of the tribe put on warpaint and went on the warpath to raze the blackfoots to the ground after that, right? Tell me you fricks still do tribal warfare.
There's your Native Black persony scale. Do with it as you wish.
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you got some honest info about each of them? wiki is useless for this
had no idea there is so much tribalism between tribes (duh)
t. not american obviously
Cree and Blackfoot tribes have been killing each other for thousands of years. Neither is particularly more inherently violent or criminal than the other. It's just a chain of shit. >"Your Dad attacked my Dad 15yrs ago so now I'm gonna attack you" >"Your band took this land from us 50yrs so now I'm gonna jump you even tho you don't live there" >So and so stole my friend's girlfriend and they're your cousin so I'm gonna attack you with a hatchet
It's literal ape tribalism with no self-awareness.
I either dailed 911 before passing out or a bystander did. I really don't remember. But I woke up in the ER with a doctor shoving a tube into my chest cavity to drain all the blood. Sometimes you just get lucky and the body holds on.
>When you're about to die your mind defaults back to very simple, childlike thoughts.
Man I remember some anon telling a story about when he was in iraq or afgan that he killed some young enemy and heard him saying oner word over and over.
He later found out what the word meant and it was "mommy"
I had the exact same experience and I always that it sounded completely ludicrous.
In my case I was pushed into the fountain by another kid, fell on the narrow part between the rock and the edge of the fountain and luckily some person saw something and rescued me when I was already unconscious.
it's scary but not painful >t. got stuck in a fountain as a child and nearly drowned
[...]
Had a similar experience but in my case I was just moronic and 7 year old me entered a waterslide made for adults and nearly drowned apparently, I say apparently because I had no idea what was going on and just thought that was how adults had fun
Threadly reminder Joss Whedon pushed some kid into a reservoir when they were both seven and got away with it when the other kid drowned.
Funny how they completely neuter what happened in the wiki article. It just says a kid drowned at his house when in reality, he was alone with the kid there lmao. And he just came back alone from the pond, and didn't say anything until he was a teenager. Normal behavior.
I had the exact same experience and I always that it sounded completely ludicrous.
In my case I was pushed into the fountain by another kid, fell on the narrow part between the rock and the edge of the fountain and luckily some person saw something and rescued me when I was already unconscious.
>always *thought* that it sounded
Nice to see that I was not the only dumbass who almost drowned on a decorative water feature.
I had the exact same experience and I always that it sounded completely ludicrous.
In my case I was pushed into the fountain by another kid, fell on the narrow part between the rock and the edge of the fountain and luckily some person saw something and rescued me when I was already unconscious.
Had a similar experience but in my case I was just moronic and 7 year old me entered a waterslide made for adults and nearly drowned apparently, I say apparently because I had no idea what was going on and just thought that was how adults had fun
Any kind of conscious suffocation is probably the worst way to die. At least humans have lots of safeguards to make death less painful like adrenaline, dopamine surges, unconsciousness before death, etc.
Disgusting. Look at that disgusting crotch mound. Does she have a penis tucked in there? Or is that a greasy unkempt bush? And her face is always fricking c**ty looking. She seems like such a rotten bitter person, typical high maintenance bawd who thinks she's better than you. Prpbably would look at you in disgust if you made eye contact with her. Enjoys the smell of her own farts, thinks she's never in the wrong but always is. Just a rotten c**t of a human. No wonder her career is dead; no one will work with her, she's unpleasant and snobby. She'll never work in that industry again bewide small irrelevant roles. No one likes her. Disgusting fat pussied slob. I wonder if she shaves that sour thing. Who cares anyways. It's just some whipped simp beta male fricking her because thats all she can get. Only a simp b***h would put up with her attitude. I bet this nasty prostitute doesn't even shower regularly. Get better taste you fricking loser
i know this has been known forever, but she ended up with a pornstar ass
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Anonymous
pudgy looking blob = pornstar ass?
11 months ago
Anonymous
homie you gay
11 months ago
Anonymous
looks like diaper.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>homie
Blacks are the gayest species around. Why do you think american prisons are so rife with gay rape? why do you think black culture focuses so much on asses? Black folk are as gay as they come, even worse than filipinos.
[...]
she hit her head before drowning. might not have been conscious at that point.
Growing up, I never had a girl friend as in a childhood friend or best friend who happens to be a girl, they'd never hang out with me after school and this would keep happening even after I finished college and I'm busy working in a full time labour job.
God I never felt so fricking lonely in my life, NO ONE was really there for me and my so called "friends" were just people that came and went. Nobody gave a shit about shit so why should I give a shit about anybody else. FRICK THIS WORLD.
Yes the novel barely focuses on the pseudo fantasy stuff, more on friendship and tragedy. Terabithia is a fake paradise they make up in their heads in the book, but the movie implies the fictional land they imagined might be real.
Does it, I remember the movie very much making it out that it's in their head/a coping mechanism, like near he end he gets chased by a monster that turns out to be his dad so it's like a metaphor for facing your problems instead of running away from them, it's like when as a child you imagined the guy running across buildings and such in the car
What exactly was the point being made? >Le people can die anytime?
I think it's to not beat yourself up over something you couldn't have prevented/to not blame yourself for someone's death
Thanks. I stand corrected. I remembered the scene where the protagonist shows his sister the fantasy land (also the movies fantasy is more detailed) and misconceived how the movie is different from the book
there's a deleted scene where it's explained that she hit her head on some rocks and almost survived with massive brain damage but got eaten by vultures, her death was actually probably long and extremely painful
considering the story there's no value in making her death painless, if anything it increases the impact of the event
a modern Terabithia would have Anna raped by a pack of Black folk
she died alone and terrified. probably screaming and gasping for air when she fell into the brook. thrashing and digging her fingers into whatever she could hold on or grasp. mouth and nose filling with dirty rain water as she is carried away by the rushing water, then suddenly a sharp pain on the side of head. Then another, and another that smashes her nose in and her throat is filled with a mixture of blood and water. At that point her body starts going limp and she's slowly fading not paying attention to the throbbing pain in her head and chest. As she's floating away one last leg kick in the water makes a sound.
no that's irl
probably changed it because it's kind of funny that a girl who crafted a whole fantasy world in her head dies from a fricking lightning strike
was her death contrived?
I watched this movie in cinema when I was 14 and failed to get into a 16+ movie, and at the time I was just disappointed that the movie's marketing made it look like a fantasy flick, when in reality it was just a "play pretend" one, so I didn't give it a fair shot then.
she died alone and terrified. probably screaming and gasping for air when she fell into the brook. thrashing and digging her fingers into whatever she could hold on or grasp. mouth and nose filling with dirty rain water as she is carried away by the rushing water, then suddenly a sharp pain on the side of head. Then another, and another that smashes her nose in and her throat is filled with a mixture of blood and water. At that point her body starts going limp and she's slowly fading not paying attention to the throbbing pain in her head and chest. As she's floating away one last leg kick in the water makes a sound.
[...]
she hit her head before drowning. might not have been conscious at that point.
https://i.imgur.com/u48JBJk.jpg
At least she died without suffering.
i always thought this was some lame kids movie. is it really this deep?
its a torture porn story thatthey subject american 4th graders to, like the giver and other goyslop literature designed to psychologically damage children and imprint new world values onto.
thank goodness I lost my virginity at 21 to a quirked up manic pixie artsy type girl and thus avoided this wasted-youth, missed-opportunities bad ending at the last second.
Why does this shit even exist?
If she dies at the end then the entire story didn't matter. You just wasted all of our time.
Justice would be the first person reading that book, giving it a 0 out of 10, and then the author never writing anything again because he has to work a minimum wage job for the rest of his life to pay off his publishing debts.
This movie was so fricked up, it was boring must of the time but when the movie was getting somewhere the fricking kid just dies for no reason other than a tone swift
Why is this forgettable movie such a reposted topic on here? Just because it's slop people watched from their childhood? You don't see this shit for crap like Sky High or Spy Kids.
The book was extremely popular among millenials so it makes sense the movie would stay on our public consciousness longer than other childhood slop films.
In grade 5 our teacher read this book to the class. The way he learns about her death and the way the teacher delivered the line, "Your girlfriends dead." in a snarky way stuck with me.
This was the first movie to ever make me contemplate death. I don't know how old I was but apparently I was so fricking young that the idea of a main character dying, let alone a kid dying, wasn't even fathomable to me. I just remember the movie ending and I fooled my brain into believing she moved away or something. It wasn't until years later where I looked it up online and realize the truth.
No, I know a lot of people that only did sports and tag. There are some people that literally cannot fathom imagination. Think of the people that used to play with hotwheels or beyblade. Literal morons
I actively repress the existence of Bridge to Terebithia unless someone brings it up.
I don't know what it is about this story that makes me so profoundly sad, but it really fricks me up to remember witnessing the ending as a kid.
She drowned.
she hit her head before drowning. might not have been conscious at that point.
MAYBE
or it stunned her just enough that she couldn't tell up from down but still felt the agony of drowning otherwise
How would they know? She was alone when she died.
because you can tell from an autopsy which injuries happen before and after death due to how bruising and blood fl... frick it. they just know. trust the science.
you just go into a peaceful shock and everything goes white when you drown
ask me how I know
drowning is apparently one of the most painful ways to die actually
Not even close dude, sure it's terrifying but it's not even 2 minutes of panic and choking before unconsciousness
I'd rather drown than get lit on fire
I watched the first half of The Prestige recently and Michael Caine said that drowning was like going home.
Hey that doesn't sound so bad
He says its agony in the second half
He was lying to comfort a friend who had just lost his wife that way
Almost died when I was 15 cause I was stabbed in the lung. Flopped around on the ground chocking to death on my own blood, which I assumed is a very similar sensation to drowning. It was painful but not excessive. It was moreso terrifying because every instinct in your body is screaming at you to breath but trying to breathe just makes it harder. Your body thinks more adrenaline will help but that increases your breathing rate which only increases the panic. I personally think there would be way worse ways to die in terms of pain but not in terms of mental panic.
I passed after about 2 minutes of chocking on my blood and it was a really fricking long 2 minutes. Due to lack of oxygen, I wasn't exactly thinking clearly. I remember thinking how much I wish I could hug my sister because I was scared. When you're about to die your mind defaults back to very simple, childlike thoughts.
how did you get stabbed in the lung
I'm Cree and was jumped by four Blackfoot kids after I had beaten up one them at school. When I was getting the shit kicked out of me one of them ran up and shoved a pocket knife into my upper left lung.
goddamn Blackfoots
damn. i hope you stabbed the bastards back later
>blackfoots
13/50
the rest of the tribe put on warpaint and went on the warpath to raze the blackfoots to the ground after that, right? Tell me you fricks still do tribal warfare.
Did you get revenge Dances with Wolves style?
Fricking Indianas still living in XIX century.
>Relaxing around Black(foot)s
At least they didn't give you the old bone tomahawk.
thats some lumbee behavior.
BLACKFEET
Oh so more genocide caused by whites. Dont worry bro I learned in school that the tribes all love each other and never fought.
Bro that sucks.
are the blackfeet like the Black folk of natives or it that still the Comanche?
Comanche > Crow > Sioux > Apache > Iroquois > Blackfoot > All others.
There's your Native Black persony scale. Do with it as you wish.
you got some honest info about each of them? wiki is useless for this
had no idea there is so much tribalism between tribes (duh)
t. not american obviously
Cree and Blackfoot tribes have been killing each other for thousands of years. Neither is particularly more inherently violent or criminal than the other. It's just a chain of shit.
>"Your Dad attacked my Dad 15yrs ago so now I'm gonna attack you"
>"Your band took this land from us 50yrs so now I'm gonna jump you even tho you don't live there"
>So and so stole my friend's girlfriend and they're your cousin so I'm gonna attack you with a hatchet
It's literal ape tribalism with no self-awareness.
They sound more like Black personfoot kids to me.
Damn Blackfoot bastards
Was the guy who stabbed you named Trace? Because this sounds very familiar
That sounds terrifying
I agree, the fear is the bad part, the pain isn't really an issue at that point
so how did you manage to not die
I either dailed 911 before passing out or a bystander did. I really don't remember. But I woke up in the ER with a doctor shoving a tube into my chest cavity to drain all the blood. Sometimes you just get lucky and the body holds on.
chocking
Hug your sister? What a homosexual am I right boys?
>When you're about to die your mind defaults back to very simple, childlike thoughts.
Man I remember some anon telling a story about when he was in iraq or afgan that he killed some young enemy and heard him saying oner word over and over.
He later found out what the word meant and it was "mommy"
>killed some young enemy
>young enemy
You mean a person, and a patriot defending their homeland from foreign invaders
Bro wtf? You have to tell us more? Who the frick stabbed you? Why? What happened after?
Ok I just saw the post about them blackfoot zombitches, but what happened after that? That shit is mental.
Frick, man
it's scary but not painful
>t. got stuck in a fountain as a child and nearly drowned
I had the exact same experience and I always that it sounded completely ludicrous.
In my case I was pushed into the fountain by another kid, fell on the narrow part between the rock and the edge of the fountain and luckily some person saw something and rescued me when I was already unconscious.
Threadly reminder Joss Whedon pushed some kid into a reservoir when they were both seven and got away with it when the other kid drowned.
Wtf, how have I never heard this?
Funny how they completely neuter what happened in the wiki article. It just says a kid drowned at his house when in reality, he was alone with the kid there lmao. And he just came back alone from the pond, and didn't say anything until he was a teenager. Normal behavior.
>always *thought* that it sounded
Nice to see that I was not the only dumbass who almost drowned on a decorative water feature.
Had a similar experience but in my case I was just moronic and 7 year old me entered a waterslide made for adults and nearly drowned apparently, I say apparently because I had no idea what was going on and just thought that was how adults had fun
was there no lifeguard? who would let a 7 year old onto an adult waterslide?
get rekt homosexual op
She hit her head so unconscious, she didn't suffer
Any kind of conscious suffocation is probably the worst way to die. At least humans have lots of safeguards to make death less painful like adrenaline, dopamine surges, unconsciousness before death, etc.
>drowning is apparently one of the most painful ways to die actually
Source?
it's secret esoteric knowledge
there's only one way for you to be absolutely sure, anon.
I almost drowned when I was a kid (lost consciousness, had to be reanimated) and it was comfy as frick from what I remember
No, its scary as shit but not really painful.
Now, burning to death? that´s the real torture.
>neck broken and drowning with a wiener up her ass
what the hell are you talking about?
Could be worse.
Worse? Crucifixion is a long, slow death, it's terrible!
Prime Zooey was the better choice anyways.
asr>old hag
anna sophierobb.... my kiddy crush....
Sicko
Shes still very SEXO
Disgusting. Look at that disgusting crotch mound. Does she have a penis tucked in there? Or is that a greasy unkempt bush? And her face is always fricking c**ty looking. She seems like such a rotten bitter person, typical high maintenance bawd who thinks she's better than you. Prpbably would look at you in disgust if you made eye contact with her. Enjoys the smell of her own farts, thinks she's never in the wrong but always is. Just a rotten c**t of a human. No wonder her career is dead; no one will work with her, she's unpleasant and snobby. She'll never work in that industry again bewide small irrelevant roles. No one likes her. Disgusting fat pussied slob. I wonder if she shaves that sour thing. Who cares anyways. It's just some whipped simp beta male fricking her because thats all she can get. Only a simp b***h would put up with her attitude. I bet this nasty prostitute doesn't even shower regularly. Get better taste you fricking loser
>Or is that a greasy unkempt bush?
you realize a shaved vegana is the most unhygienic thing a woman can do, right?
the hair is there for a reason.
read a physiology book, kiddo.
there's a reason your shaved sister stinks and is always getting infections
touch grass.
Just say
>go outside
Don’t subscribe to the Black person Ebonics slang version of it. Thanks!
>"She's still very SEXO"
>posts a picture from 10 years ago
moron
now that she looks awful she started posting butt and such on her insta.
fuc
i know this has been known forever, but she ended up with a pornstar ass
pudgy looking blob = pornstar ass?
homie you gay
looks like diaper.
>homie
Blacks are the gayest species around. Why do you think american prisons are so rife with gay rape? why do you think black culture focuses so much on asses? Black folk are as gay as they come, even worse than filipinos.
Has she become a prostitute?
She's married but who knows
I hate her husband with his gay mustache.
I like it. Why are you jealous of his stache?
i just hate this gay cuz asr is not my wife
Wait until android humans are real, you can make her your wife then. Or get a better gal then annasophia
looks like it
who else would dress like that?
just look at that dress
>her ass jiggles when she nods
I don't get the hate, she's still 8/10 from 13/10
which movie was this? looks vaguely familiar
remake of race to witch mountain.
cheers
alexander ludwig was my crush
ASR is just a budge version of a superior cutie.
except hayden has no ass and asr has the opposite
ASR's physique mogs Haydens
She was cute
Growing up, I never had a girl friend as in a childhood friend or best friend who happens to be a girl, they'd never hang out with me after school and this would keep happening even after I finished college and I'm busy working in a full time labour job.
God I never felt so fricking lonely in my life, NO ONE was really there for me and my so called "friends" were just people that came and went. Nobody gave a shit about shit so why should I give a shit about anybody else. FRICK THIS WORLD.
The book was so different from the flick iirc. The lack of CGI crap was probably the biggest reason why, allows you to comprehend the themes better.
there is a BOOK ??
Yes the novel barely focuses on the pseudo fantasy stuff, more on friendship and tragedy. Terabithia is a fake paradise they make up in their heads in the book, but the movie implies the fictional land they imagined might be real.
Does it, I remember the movie very much making it out that it's in their head/a coping mechanism, like near he end he gets chased by a monster that turns out to be his dad so it's like a metaphor for facing your problems instead of running away from them, it's like when as a child you imagined the guy running across buildings and such in the car
I think it's to not beat yourself up over something you couldn't have prevented/to not blame yourself for someone's death
>but the movie implies the fictional land they imagined might be real.
Maybe if you are moronic
I watched it in public school around 4th grade, I barely remember much about it
See you fricking moronic?
This.
The book is very similar to the movie, the only real difference is that on the book Leslie is not as cute.
Thanks. I stand corrected. I remembered the scene where the protagonist shows his sister the fantasy land (also the movies fantasy is more detailed) and misconceived how the movie is different from the book
Drowning is like, the 2nd worse death a human can have. This b***h died horribly.
What hurts the most is that she's really cute.
What hurts the most is the hypocrisy.
there's a deleted scene where it's explained that she hit her head on some rocks and almost survived with massive brain damage but got eaten by vultures, her death was actually probably long and extremely painful
Good thing they deleted it
what the frick
for what purpose they would make her death so brutal
considering the story there's no value in making her death painless, if anything it increases the impact of the event
a modern Terabithia would have Anna raped by a pack of Black folk
She died in agony, bro.
any ASR bros from back in the /b/ days?
A few of us still survive
i don't know if it's far back enough to what you're referring to but i remember the tripgay kaiji
yeah I think there was some overlap
he did nothing wrong btw
indeed
she died alone and terrified. probably screaming and gasping for air when she fell into the brook. thrashing and digging her fingers into whatever she could hold on or grasp. mouth and nose filling with dirty rain water as she is carried away by the rushing water, then suddenly a sharp pain on the side of head. Then another, and another that smashes her nose in and her throat is filled with a mixture of blood and water. At that point her body starts going limp and she's slowly fading not paying attention to the throbbing pain in her head and chest. As she's floating away one last leg kick in the water makes a sound.
Morbid but truthful
pretty sure author confirmed this
Morbid author
>author
in the book the girl dies from lightning not drowning
greased lightning
that’s how the girl who Leslie is based on died irl. She still drowns
no that's irl
probably changed it because it's kind of funny that a girl who crafted a whole fantasy world in her head dies from a fricking lightning strike
Brutal
What exactly was the point being made?
>Le people can die anytime?
moral of the story: wear a helmet
was her death contrived?
I watched this movie in cinema when I was 14 and failed to get into a 16+ movie, and at the time I was just disappointed that the movie's marketing made it look like a fantasy flick, when in reality it was just a "play pretend" one, so I didn't give it a fair shot then.
based on real life experience of author, but instead of drowning the friend was struck by lightning (as if god saying, frick your friend).
sorry, must post it.
you're right, go back.
cope
>5 days ago
>"look at all my samegayging guys!!!"
this
samegayging is disgusting and should be bannable
samegay
kys
nice try
>posts image 31 minutes later
editing an image takes only 5 minutes why are you so slow
Because unlike you I'm not terminally online
moron
What is this in reference to?
a bridge to terabithia thread hit bump limit a few days ago. now OP keeps making it over and over again while also linking his own screencap
Hmm, doesn't really work. It fails to "land."
i always thought this was some lame kids movie. is it really this deep?
yes, if you're a manbaby
its a torture porn story thatthey subject american 4th graders to, like the giver and other goyslop literature designed to psychologically damage children and imprint new world values onto.
>MFW I NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE AND DON'T CARE ANYWAY
damn cringe af
That doesn't make any sense.
reminds me of vermillion by slipknot
nah, I remember feeling bad watching it but I was not a teenager so that entirely misses the whole permanent oneitis bullshit
sex would have ruined everything thou and make things between them weird
thank goodness I lost my virginity at 21 to a quirked up manic pixie artsy type girl and thus avoided this wasted-youth, missed-opportunities bad ending at the last second.
Doesn't count, moron. I know because I have the EXACT same story.
I'm still shook. Never properly recovered.
there needs to be a Bridge to Terabithia recovery support group
I remember when this movie was being shilled all over Disney Channel as some fun fantasy adventure
Why does this shit even exist?
If she dies at the end then the entire story didn't matter. You just wasted all of our time.
Justice would be the first person reading that book, giving it a 0 out of 10, and then the author never writing anything again because he has to work a minimum wage job for the rest of his life to pay off his publishing debts.
>still upset after all this time
It was a story about childhood grief, and still hits hard hence the thread full of anons.
>If she dies at the end then the entire story didn't matter.
anon that might shock you but in non-fantasy stories all characters die eventually.
You people don't seriously like this movie, do you? The author spat in your face with that bullshit ending.
Never seen anyone drowning, huh?
did they make the boy look as derpy and moronic as possible so all you mouth-breathers could relate more?
She wasn't real btw
lmao all his fault, 🙁
not really, but he should have invited her to the museum with the arthoe teacher
This movie was so fricked up, it was boring must of the time but when the movie was getting somewhere the fricking kid just dies for no reason other than a tone swift
This movie messed me up for like two weeks when I first saw it. No other movie had this effect on me hahaha
Wonder why...hahaha
Why did she die?
I thought film would be about a childish adventure.
Because she did not know how to swim.
Leslie's death was Jess's fault
blonde tomboy qt asr
Why is this forgettable movie such a reposted topic on here? Just because it's slop people watched from their childhood? You don't see this shit for crap like Sky High or Spy Kids.
>spy kids or sky high
thanks for reminding me
Those would be more interesting threads than the 500th Bridge to Terabithia circlejerk
then make those threads moron
i still remember both of those very well.
I love sky high. Spy kids is also good but sky high was great
those japanese stole idea for their mange form sky high
The book was extremely popular among millenials so it makes sense the movie would stay on our public consciousness longer than other childhood slop films.
>Down the hill
>At least she died without suffering.
In the book Jessie imagines how she would have suffered while dying alone, it is quite disturbing actually.
Leslie's essay is kind of like a representation of her death too.
>Leslie's essay is kind of like a representation of her death too.
oh shit I never thought about that before
deep
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
In grade 5 our teacher read this book to the class. The way he learns about her death and the way the teacher delivered the line, "Your girlfriends dead." in a snarky way stuck with me.
>all the sheltered kids saying drowning is a bad why to go
You could get shot, stabbed, blown to buts, lit on fire, crushed, squeezed, vibrated, irradiated, on and on.
Relative to all that, drowning is simply taking a nap.
Vibrated??
>blown to buts
my worst nightmare
Looks like you're the biggest guy on the flight plan now, huh?
Is the book worth reading? I want to read it but I'm worried it will be gay because the author is a foid
You can read it. I read it. Also what's wrong with you.
Nothing
just looked her up, her name is AnnaSophia Robb?
Are you fricking kidding me with this name?
yes it is spelled exactly how i typed it.
that's still one of the least moronic American™ given names.
frick u it sounds extremely kino
Anna is a beautiful name but Sophia fricked it up
Frick you, both are great and even greater together. Peak cute.
it's a great name you mongrel
Cute name.
This was the first movie to ever make me contemplate death. I don't know how old I was but apparently I was so fricking young that the idea of a main character dying, let alone a kid dying, wasn't even fathomable to me. I just remember the movie ending and I fooled my brain into believing she moved away or something. It wasn't until years later where I looked it up online and realize the truth.
What would've happened if he asked her to come along with him and Zooey to the museum trip?
She would have slipped on some wet flooring, landing face first in a janitor's mop bucket, and then proceed to drown.
They would do a treesome
I thought that was Elliot Page on the bottom lmao
what movie?
He should have porked her when he had the chance, now it's too late. What a waste.
See you space cowboy
This movie was relatable to me because I used to play pretend like that.
didn't we all...
No, I know a lot of people that only did sports and tag. There are some people that literally cannot fathom imagination. Think of the people that used to play with hotwheels or beyblade. Literal morons
Yeah because I'm sure me pretending to be terriermon doing bunny tornado during lunch was cooler than the kids playing football.
It wasn't cooler but it was more fun. It determined who was an npc and who wasn't
Fair
I cried when we watched this in school and one kid saw and made fun of me
They didn't understand, the kid probably cried afterwards at home
never saw this but thought it was a fantasy movie at the time
just looked up the plot
the frick, this must have fricked kids over.
>the frick, this must have fricked kids over.
just look at the responses in this thread
I actively repress the existence of Bridge to Terebithia unless someone brings it up.
I don't know what it is about this story that makes me so profoundly sad, but it really fricks me up to remember witnessing the ending as a kid.
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