Conceptually and creatively, it's the best sci fi movie ever made. It's creative properties are still the most popular aspect of Star Wars 20 years after it's release.
Conceptually and creatively, it's the best sci fi movie ever made. It's creative properties are still the most popular aspect of Star Wars 20 years after it's release.
>RLM berates hypothetical children who don't like ESB because it's "the most boringest" in his TPM review >3 reviews of seething about the slow pace, unconventional style, and "politics" that are also too boring and confusing for his other hypothetical children
Mike is israeli
George became successful without them and publicly criticizes Hollywood. The films represent myths that they wish to corrupt and subvert. Ever notice he never won an Oscar despite revolutionizing the industry?
> hypothetical children who don't like ESB because it's "the most boringest
Empire didn’t have space politics in it tho. It’s considered boring by kids, because it has the most adult stuff in it
>There doesn't exist a single child who ever found Empire Strikes Back boring and preferred the prequels.
He said “most boringest” it was a joke but he was saying more boring than jedi or a new hope. also have you been living under a rock or newbie? there has been a massive resurgence is prequel love.
Whatever pipul poster. >There doesn't exist a single child who ever found Empire Strikes Back boring and preferred the prequels.
You can't show me a single example of a child who likes the Star Wars prequels AND finds Empire Strikes Back boring. It's impossible.
This is one of my favorite scenes. Lucas did a good job of making characters multi-dimensional. Not just good and evil. By all accounts, Dooku was the protagonist of the series since both him and Obi Wan were working under Palpatine at this moment. Dooku was just the only one aware and wanting to stop him.
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is complex, dreamlike, subtle, probably the best Prequel film overall, and possibly George's best Star Wars film: only really overshadowed by the triumphant first film (1977) and its unmatched climax.
Underrated.
It's astonishing how many people dismissed cool lightsaber fights, a visual treat of corruscant and Natalie Portman's midriff because a teenager said some cringey lines when trying to get laid
The ultimate pleb filter. Asking someone their opinion on this movie is the single easiest and most effective way to tell the difference between drooling npcs and people capable of understanding nuance.
>Disney star wars elevates it to almost a masterpiece
Always was. Seething gen-xers didn't know what they had and continue to prove themselves to be one of the most useless and ungrateful generations.
It's the reason old Millenials and Gen X nerds hate the prequels, because media promised them it was going to be much better than Phantom Menace and basically a direct apology to them, then they went and it was an even more offensive post-insane-Lucas turd, just what you would expect from the special edition changes guy.
So it transformed a lot of people that were merely disappointed in PM and were going to move on from Star Wars and leave it to kids into people that felt genuinely aggrieved.
>all of this pure kino >not even including stuff from the corsucant night chase, Kamino interior, asteroid chase, clone battle, droid factory, Mos Espa, Jedi Temple, and more
holy shit
First watch as a kid I thought it was dull and it bored me.
Second watch as a Teenager and I thought all there was to it was the memes. The internet made my opinion of this as a teen so I thought it was horrible with funny dialogue.
3rd watch as an adult, it's one of the greatest movie experiences I've ever had. I still think the war scene at the end had some unintentionally funnily choreographed fight scenes though.
I think this trilogy is best experienced in consecutive watch throughs. It all flows so well together. I watched each on a day off work so watched the entire thing in 3 weeks.
Epic gulf war reference.
Only Star Wars movie I saw in theaters. It was alright.
This should've been the first of the Prequels
Kino, but too slow for the average watcher.
Anakin parts were slow, but they were intermingled with Obi-Wan's investigation. I was hardly bored.
detective Obi-Wan is so dope. I want an entire series of him doing detective shit
agreed
Conceptually and creatively, it's the best sci fi movie ever made. It's creative properties are still the most popular aspect of Star Wars 20 years after it's release.
Easily the worst and most boringest of the prequels
>RLM berates hypothetical children who don't like ESB because it's "the most boringest" in his TPM review
>3 reviews of seething about the slow pace, unconventional style, and "politics" that are also too boring and confusing for his other hypothetical children
Mike is israeli
Why do israeli people have a personal vendetta against Star Wars? Was it Watto?
George became successful without them and publicly criticizes Hollywood. The films represent myths that they wish to corrupt and subvert. Ever notice he never won an Oscar despite revolutionizing the industry?
> hypothetical children who don't like ESB because it's "the most boringest
Empire didn’t have space politics in it tho. It’s considered boring by kids, because it has the most adult stuff in it
There doesn't exist a single child who ever found Empire Strikes Back boring and preferred the prequels.
Hie made a Mike Stoklassouta himself.
>There doesn't exist a single child who ever found Empire Strikes Back boring and preferred the prequels.
He said “most boringest” it was a joke but he was saying more boring than jedi or a new hope. also have you been living under a rock or newbie? there has been a massive resurgence is prequel love.
Whatever pipul poster.
>There doesn't exist a single child who ever found Empire Strikes Back boring and preferred the prequels.
You can't show me a single example of a child who likes the Star Wars prequels AND finds Empire Strikes Back boring. It's impossible.
This is the film that killed cinema
For me, it's this scene
God tier soundtrack, solid first section on Coruscant with Obi-wan and Anakin, and Dooku was an interesting character despite being underdeveloped.
This is one of my favorite scenes. Lucas did a good job of making characters multi-dimensional. Not just good and evil. By all accounts, Dooku was the protagonist of the series since both him and Obi Wan were working under Palpatine at this moment. Dooku was just the only one aware and wanting to stop him.
>Lucas did a good job of making characters multi-dimensional. Not just good and evil.
lmfao
Isn't Dooku just a Robert E. Lee analogue?
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is complex, dreamlike, subtle, probably the best Prequel film overall, and possibly George's best Star Wars film: only really overshadowed by the triumphant first film (1977) and its unmatched climax.
the worst movie bearing the name star wars
sequels aren't star wars
The best thing about it is the poster.
the worst and most boring star wars that isn't in the sequels
bad
worse than The Phantom Menace
Underrated.
It's astonishing how many people dismissed cool lightsaber fights, a visual treat of corruscant and Natalie Portman's midriff because a teenager said some cringey lines when trying to get laid
The worst movie in a trilogy of dogshit.
The Last Jedi for boomers
Definitely the most boring one even if it wasn’t the worse.
Cinemaphile gays really will complain that Attack of the Clones is "boring" and jerk off over Bladerunner 2049 and DUNC, won't they.
the dunc shitposting thread is that way homosexual
Funny that.
They're wrong though. DUNC is bad for other reasons.
The ultimate pleb filter. Asking someone their opinion on this movie is the single easiest and most effective way to tell the difference between drooling npcs and people capable of understanding nuance.
Bely
i liked it as a kid. its ok by itself but Disney star wars elevates it to almost a masterpiece
>Disney star wars elevates it to almost a masterpiece
Always was. Seething gen-xers didn't know what they had and continue to prove themselves to be one of the most useless and ungrateful generations.
It's the reason old Millenials and Gen X nerds hate the prequels, because media promised them it was going to be much better than Phantom Menace and basically a direct apology to them, then they went and it was an even more offensive post-insane-Lucas turd, just what you would expect from the special edition changes guy.
So it transformed a lot of people that were merely disappointed in PM and were going to move on from Star Wars and leave it to kids into people that felt genuinely aggrieved.
great first half, dogshit second half
saw it in the cinema
battle of geonosis was cool, but most of the film was incredibly boring
The most visually stunning film of the 21st century.
Attack of the SOVL
>all of this pure kino
>not even including stuff from the corsucant night chase, Kamino interior, asteroid chase, clone battle, droid factory, Mos Espa, Jedi Temple, and more
holy shit
First watch as a kid I thought it was dull and it bored me.
Second watch as a Teenager and I thought all there was to it was the memes. The internet made my opinion of this as a teen so I thought it was horrible with funny dialogue.
3rd watch as an adult, it's one of the greatest movie experiences I've ever had. I still think the war scene at the end had some unintentionally funnily choreographed fight scenes though.
I think this trilogy is best experienced in consecutive watch throughs. It all flows so well together. I watched each on a day off work so watched the entire thing in 3 weeks.
Real discord troony hours
They're easily identified by their anti-George rhetoric and disturbed hatred for the best prequel trilogy ever made.
my fav prequel ep.