Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars movie and I refuse to apologize for it

Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars movie and I refuse to apologize for it

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i actually like its plot tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get how there are still adults that are confused by it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.

    As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".

    I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:

    1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
    2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
    3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
    4. "Star Wars"
    5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
    6. "Return of the Jedi"
    7.
    8. "The Force Awakens"
    9. "The Last Jedi"
    10. "Rise of Skywalker"

    Episodes 7, 8 and 9 aren't even Star Wars movies. They are Marvel flicks masquerading as one.

    https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLradVTpWFVzn_jw1zjD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this better be bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he is 100% correct in everything he said. actually one of the best posts on Cinemaphile in months.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anakin's fall from grace and his doomed relationship are genuinely emotional

          fight me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            did you reply to the wrong comment anon because i agree.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              fight me was for anyone else who disagreed my dude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok so you replied to the wrong comment dipshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ideas in the prequels are much better than anything else in star wars and very interesting compared to most of Hollywood.
      The problem with the prequels was the execution and dialogue. The best Star Wars stuff is really the games and TV shows.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fricking boring though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds zoomer

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the worst Star Wars flicks and I don't know why you zoomer redditors fool yourselves into thinking it's somehow great.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post the shitty cgi battle sequence at the end of the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the worst Star Wars flicks and I don't know why you zoomer redditors fool yourselves into thinking it's somehow great.

      It's so fricking boring though.

      filtered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one got "filtered", it's just not a good movie, and a pretty bad Star Wars flick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the prequels are shit
          the sequels are shit
          anyone who likes any of them is a fricking moron

          cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hope you'll enjoy Disney taking a steaming dump all over your beloved prequel flicks zoomie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why would I watch Disney products?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one said you were. Just that Disney will continue shitting all over them and further tainting their "legacy". Meanwhile, you'll cope and seethe when more and more people criticize them. Don't worry, reddit will have your back.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So? It's fanfic, who cares lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The prequels aren't far off from fan flicks either

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >every single aspect made or oversaw directly by the original creator of Star Wars
                >fan flicks
                Are you pretending to be moronic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It does retcon quite a bit from the OT, and is entirely pointless when you already have the prequels summarized by Kenobi in A New Hope. He also oversaw The Clone Wars cartoon which retcons a ton of shit from the prequels, so it's not like his word matters much.
                And yes, fan flicks. I'm not amending my statement.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >when you already have the prequels summarized by Kenobi in A New Hope
                >a summary that we literally see isn't even true

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the prequels are shit
    the sequels are shit
    anyone who likes any of them is a fricking moron

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anything other than empire strikes back as best star wars film
    >thinking the prequels are good at all in any way
    ishygddt

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watch the RLM reviews

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did and I just love the movies more now

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woah look at this cinematography!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if I use MS paint to add a bunch of green then the movie is bad
      I don't get it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Feigning ignorance won’t make the movies good

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It probably has the best moments of the prequels, but also is completely ruined by the awful scenes with Ani and Padme and the CGI shitfest for the last 40 minutes

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based. The prequels are kino and I always love the prequels no matter what but my most favourite Star Wars movie of all time is Return Of The Jedi (yes, ewoks and all).

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only good part of the film, it's amazing but the AotC is a bad movie, especially the Geonosis part.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. im not a prequel hater but aotc is a terrible movie.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars, Episode II: Obi-Wan Kenobi investigates

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why prequels had so much cooler title compared to rest of series?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's my most rewatched. As a kid I'd put it on and skip past all the scenes that didn't have clones in them

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