>ATTENTION, BAJORAN WORKERS

>ATTENTION, BAJORAN WORKERS

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I fricked Kira's mom again, that'll be all.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SEX WITH KIRA
    >but Gul, which Kira?
    >SEX WITH KIRA

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You must keep drinking the purple Gatorade. Stop complaining that it tastes like ass.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU NOW HAVE FOUR MINUTES TO SERVICE ME

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished watching the klingons invade Cardassia and attack DS9.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CONSTABLE ODO, REPORT TO MY QUARTERS, IT'S TIME FOR MY WEEKLY PERSONAL RELIEF

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate bajorans. frick bajor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. All Bajoran characters were insufferable.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I HAVE INITIATED THE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE AND FARTED IN EVERY ESCAPE POD. CARDASSIA FOREVER!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      topkek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Delete this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But I like it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I think Dukat did a lot of things wrong, which is why he managed to lose the war for the Cardassians and Dominion

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should the writers be praised with getting upset and destroying his character because some people on the early internet liked him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Writers need to get over themselves. People are allowed to like a villain. Nobody would have complained if he died a normal death without fire pah wraith nonsense.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Please stop using ore receptacle 7-G for reproductive purposes. If your are a Bajorian female experiencing estrus, please report to subcommander Rondu for slot assignment to my bedchambers.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what Cardassia should have done.
    >create virus that makes males infertile
    >impregnanted Bajoran women
    >make cardie/bajroan mutts
    >castrate the males
    >repeat process

    nobody from the beginning of the occupation would be alive after 50 years and the mutt, octroon population aren't revolting. when they have children it'll be easy to use in show tech to eliminate the Bajoran DNA and make 100% Cardassians.

    B'lana wanted to that with her mutt baby on Voyager.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 million bajorans? I don't know seems a bit high

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the rape camps really exist?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only in Kira's fan fic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. However they hardly compare to the klingon rape camps

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I often think about Bajoran girls and their buttholes. Andorian women too actually.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The village is, in fact, NOT strong. Also sailing a ship in space is not only moronic, it is quite literally impossible.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did anyone on Cardassia follow along when Dukat negotiated submission to the Dominion? He had no political power at all, he had a single stolen ship and maybe ten crewmen. He was just some guy. It would be like a coast guard office clerk negotiating American surrender to China and everyone just shrugs and goes with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it was common knowledge that he had fricked Kira’s mom. I’d defer to that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      May have had something to do with the Jem'Hadar fleet he had brought with him.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >... It has come to my attention that you need a break, so in my benevolent generosity I have decided to grant this request, and I hope you enjoyed it. Now get back to work or the penalties will be severe.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THE SIGHT OF YOUR PROUD DEFIANT FACES MAKES ME SICK
    >WE WILL ONLY TOLERATE THE AVERTING OF EYES, OR RESIGNED DEFEAT
    >ALSO ODOO YOU FILTHY SQUIB REPORT TO MY OFFICE

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