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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men With Jobs Cinematic Universe

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was the plot of the first movie
    he is an autistic accountant for the mafia but also an assassin/hitman? i dont see the intrigue for a sequel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ben gets a notepad called the death note, and when he writes people's names in it, they die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm apprehensive as well, but to be fair they had the makings of an A-team/Incredible Hulk sort of deal at the end. The chick on the computer, the detectives have shit on their shoes and would make good government allies. Batfleck is in the wind, but proven to have invested his resources well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's an ex veteran back from the Afghan war. He's sometimes doing accounting but this time he ends up on a walk hiking through a city and a sheriff gives him issues. The movie turns into him versus the cops in the wilderness then ends in a shoot out at the police station where he nearly kills himself but his colonel like no we will ride my Johnny car until the wheels ride off. Johnny was blown in half 🙁 fr fr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so Reacher

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brothers assassin/hitman/mercenary duo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i dont see the intrigue for a sequel
      low t

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't remember. the only thing i remember from the movie is ben in a board/office room writing on windows. i think there was a girl there too sometimes.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anybody else feel the badguy was actually the goodguy in the first movie? Did I miss something critical?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im there man

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit load of frick

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the accountant vs the killer

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first movie in an almost empty theater, people actually care about this?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Accountant vs the Equalizer, which autist wins?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M'ASK YOU SUMMTIN LIL AUTISM BROTHER

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda got sad after the driving lesson.
    >Have Autism
    >She talks about how all these other autidtic people have interesting and unique traits
    >Mine gave me below average IQ, stunted social skills and it amplifies my OCD
    Anyone else get the shit end of the stick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't really get any of the "good" autism stuff but my bad is pretty minor as well, but I suffered so much from people not understanding that I was only just barely autistic and assuming me utterly incapable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same here bro , whats the thing you are obsessed about and cant shut up about? Mines Spiders

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't get that
          Well actually my mother did always say I overanalyzed whatever we were watching on TV so that I guess

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eh , it aint so bad the cute HR lady calls me to her office to get rid of any spiders and my boss always stops by to show me pictures of spiders and asks me to ID them. Its about the best a social moron could hope for

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Neat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least you aren't a troony (yet)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have Autism
      No you don't. Autism is Kanner's Syndrome, a real and quantifiable disorder. What you have is ASD, the replacement spectrum that they lumped every socially awkward moron on, diluting the cases of actual autism with every spaz that spills his spaghetti.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >psychologist A is right and psychologist B is wrong
        lol lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a very public debacle in 2013 where they lumped every vaguely related social disorder into a single spectrum, no matter how unrelated. Daydreaming, pissing your pants, chewing your fingernails, these are all now "autism" whereas Kanner Syndrome used to refer to the genuinely autistic Rain Man sorts.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >whereas Kanner Syndrome used to refer to the genuinely autistic Rain Man sorts.
            you should also add that 99.9999999% of autistics arent savants. theyre just moronic people. theres only like 12 true savants in the history of humanity

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's like a reverse cause and effect thing because so many of history's great achievers/inventors/researchers/etc. were also known for being fricking weird and abrasive so that leads people to armchair diagnose autism because autists are weird and abrasive

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah any notable person whos even slightly eccentric is posthumously diagnosed as autistic by people who never met them based of meme anecdotes
                its stupid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was much more noticible in my younger years. Such as my struggling to speak and some other sensory issues. But I think the OCD either like merged woth it or overtook it in control. Or maybe they simply followed the same "path"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        the term has lost its utility. it just means socially awkward now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It always meant that. I was being called an autist for being socially awkward 30 years ago, the only difference is that it's no longer socially acceptable to rag on robots whereas it was used almost exclusively as a derogatory term when I was young.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            back then autistic was just synonymous with moronic
            but now people see it as some mysterious thing that adds untold depth to someone and means theyre secretly an unappreciated genius

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, can you elaborate on this? My brother is pretty autistic (can't get through a sentence without stuttering, freaks out and screams and shits himself occasionally, really obsessed with modded Minecraft) and I feel like it's pretty ridiculous that people think I'm talking about someone who's just a little special because "it's a spectrum bro". Cinemaphileners may call themselves autists, but my brother doesn't even have the mental capacity to write a Cinemaphile post, let alone solve a captcha.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a spectrum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the majority of people with autism/aspergers are either so completely dysfunctional they need permanent lifetime care or are just average IQ people like everyone else except they dont understand social cues and are really, really into a particular interest. I'm sorry you got memed into thinking autism is some buff that boosts your IQ but it isn't the case

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >saying wrong thing

        clean it up!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >saying wrong thing

        clean it up!

        I kinda got sad after the driving lesson.
        >Have Autism
        >She talks about how all these other autidtic people have interesting and unique traits
        >Mine gave me below average IQ, stunted social skills and it amplifies my OCD
        Anyone else get the shit end of the stick?

        my cousin has a daughter with autism and she basically works twice as hard to drag the kid up to toddler levels
        the tragic part is I feel the secondhand excitement, like "frick yeah she's seven years old and she's finally using words to talk"

        I know it's my cousin's fault for having her in her late 30s but it's definitely not her fault for neglecting her, she completely devotes her life to trying to progress and educate her, so it's heartbreaking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hit the wall at 20 years old.
      Had to shave my head, before this I did okay with women.
      After this... Tumbleweed for the most part.

      Being prescribed antidepressants on and off I developed a severe sweating problem (common SSRI side effect) and this caused me to have severe, treatment resistant acne all over my face, scalp and back.

      I'm now 27, face, scalp riddled with disfiguring acne scars (I look like Deadpool). I'm medically diagnosed with major depression and anxiety disorder. I can't really learn new things, books make me sleepy.
      I'm literally fricked. I didn't even finish my second year at university (I can't study on my own, writing reports and giving presentations on subject matter I'd just read about is impossible for me).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get a CDL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      its funny how the meme nowadays is that autistic people are smart secret geniuses when theyre literally just moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers have it so easy, I was ridiculed for my autism and being a homo, I wasn't even a homosexual lol but I'd take the label without a second thought nowadays with it being a license to kill/rape. I may have even been one of the last ones to get absolutely dogged and my ass kicked for being a nerd, no doubt zoomies and Gen a think that revenge of the nerds shit was all made up.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I was ridiculed for my autism and being a homo

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't we get to see him boning Anna Kendrick?
    I wanted to see him boning Anna Kendrick

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully the entire movie is about how the differently abled computer genius nonbinary female presenting hacker is actually way cooler and has killed a bunch more people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont spoil it pls.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >making a sequel nobody will see to a film nobody saw

    Now THIS will save Hollywood.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it. It was fun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >REEEEEE EVERYTHING IS MADE BY A COMMITTEE!!!
      >uhhhh wtf are thinking who approved this billions must be fired

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard company accountants all went out to see it together

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in high school my mom would say this movie reminded her of me because of how he used the Bureau of Labor Statistics to pick a job, because I did the same thing when picking my major for college.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aunt watches The Accountant
    >haha nephew The Accountant is just like you! You'll like this movie
    >watch the movie and like it but not because The Accountant is an autistic loner, which is what my aunt meant
    Anyone else?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but I did get roasted by my grandma for pretty much the same thing, I feel ya

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rat-bros, are we back???

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ben Affleck did such a good job playing me in this movie that I declined to sue the studio out of respect

    I especially admire the detail that he didn't have sex with Anna Kendrick, which was clearly inspired by the way that I don't have sex with Anna Kendrick every day of my life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How will he defeat The Beekeeper?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was more batman in the accountant than in the DCU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was also more Punisher than his costar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Affleck was terrific in Dawn of Justice and I hate that this somehow never reappeared in his depiction
      He was channeling Rorscach from Watchmen and I'm all for it

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S GONNA DO YOUR FRICKIN ACCOUNTS

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank god

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess... he now has a daughter who's also autistic but also somehow 10x smarter than him or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mask you somethin rick
      how he have a daughter when he's a virgin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apparently its going to focus on him and his bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BRAX

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE ACC2NTANT...
    This time... somebody brought a bigger calculator.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will he frick with profit & loss acccounts?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hive status?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's gonna take you back to the past.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Anna Kendrick to sit on my face , that is all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want Anna Kendrick to sit on my face

      Her chin would catch in the ceiling fan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ben Affleck did such a good job playing me in this movie that I declined to sue the studio out of respect

      I especially admire the detail that he didn't have sex with Anna Kendrick, which was clearly inspired by the way that I don't have sex with Anna Kendrick every day of my life

      she has genital herpes bros

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just play a loud noise and he is debilitated.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah he trained for that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He literally blasts himself with bright lights and loud noises while beating his shins to build immunity

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