Avatar: The way of orbital bombardment

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want the pendulum to swing so far to the right that it makes the last 30s look like a joke, specifically so that the million Avatar sequels are rewritten halfway through and the stupid blue aliens get obliterated by white men with big guns and tanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick. Checked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember a fricking thing about this movie I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's from a wh40k game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >555

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick. Checked.

      Based.

      >555

      Idiot chuds. You frickers lost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the most environmentally conscious regime in the history of civilization
      >would obliterate all life on a world for the sake of corporate profits
      you are not a national socialist, you are a israeli parody of one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok but what would the nazis think about na'vi and Eywa? They're not humans so they can't be part of their race autism

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          theyd study them and incorporate them into "their race autism". understanding race differences and preserving their own race didnt mean exterminating all alien peoples and taking their stuff. that is a creation of hollywood. who runs that place, again?
          the racial theories of the third reich sprang from a respect for the natural world.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't usually go to the theater but I'm going to try and see this in Imax 3D opening night and I'll probably end up seeing it multiple times which I haven't done for over half a decade.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3D still exist in theater?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where I live at least

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vegan/anti-industrialisation propaganda.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Vegan
      The Na'vi are hunter/gatherers...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Jim Cameron is Vegan. Vegans aren't against wild animals(which the Na'vi are) are they? They're just against humans.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    porn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wishful thinking

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plagiarism lawsuits. gimmick buzzword marketing blitz. New Zealand welfare.
    IMAX, 3D, PLF, high-res, high frames-per-second rate, variable sound systems, in 160 languages, photoreal, underwater motion capture, revolutionary, game changing, this generation's star wars/LOTR

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute Neyneys

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like a background from like 1994

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This + it looks more like a game than a movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This + it looks more like a game than a movie.

      it's concept art

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They have an excuse for the orbital bombardment, but it's dumb and relies on the evil corporation caring about laws.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are they supposed to bomb them with?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tungsten rods

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that really going to be effective in taking out a planetary civilization? How many rods will they bring and what size would they be? Where are they going to put them on the ship they have, which is 90% engine?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're blue fricking apes using bows and arrows. Literally just focus on the area you want to get to. They have satellites. Just image the population centers and aim the kinetic bombardment there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know they aren't sophisticated, but there are a lot of them and they can hide under sky scraper sized trees. Remember only one of these ships gets there every couple of years, and it's primarily focused on bringing what's needed for mining.

              Tungsten rods was just what the US air force was going to use, you could use asteroids. You also don't need to hit the whole civilization just the main population areas.

              If you're eventually going to mine you need to get down to the planet and you're going to be vulnerable to anything you didn't kill. The aliens don't cluster together the same way humans do, they're tribal and only gather in great numbers for counsel and the like, which they would quickly stop doing after getting bombed a few times. What are your bombardments going to do against them when they're flying in the air on the dinosaurs?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They only need a site to gather resources from Pandora though. Bringing up and down material is not a problem. They just need to produce it on the ground and ship it up. Literally nothing they can do about it other than getting the message to stay the frick away from the mining sites.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What are you going to do if they mog you with a bunch of a flying things? You'll be in the same position again as Avatar 1.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Threaten them with fricking kinetic bombardment of course. Leave us the frick alone or we will fricking target your population centers. You only need one demonstration and then bluff it. That kind of overwhelming, unstoppable power was never shown in the movie. The frick is Jake going to do? Ask the planet god or whatever to start destroying ships in orbit kek?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The frick is Jake going to do? Ask the planet god or whatever to start destroying ships in orbit kek?
                fly up and destroy them himself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Ask the planet god or whatever to start destroying ships in orbit kek?
                Probably, this stuff is really silly and convoluted just to give blue monkey savages a win

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The tungsten rods will have to be really heavy to destroy a population center, how many will you bring, what size will they be? How do you stop employees who disagree with the practice from leaking that you supply is finite and won't work against airborne targets? Are you operating within the framework of the film at all, or just making up whatever ships and technology will get an easy win?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They are fricking monkey living in small populations. The employeers literally had all their coworkers fricking destroyed and killed. The vast majority of them were frickinh military. If they can stage a fricking full on invasion like in the first movie it sure as frick will be more than possible to produce orbital bombardments.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should go read up on rods from God you really don't need them to be that huge or heavy to cause a lot of damage during orbital bombardment. It gets close to nuclear weapons without being as messy and with less material or cost.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why didn’t they just give the catBlack folk feline AIDS?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tungsten rods was just what the US air force was going to use, you could use asteroids. You also don't need to hit the whole civilization just the main population areas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tungsten rods

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tungsten rods

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They have an excuse for the orbital bombardment
      that is?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blue monkeys keeping them from getting the resources they desperately need to power their homeworld, and without it hundreds of million will literally die.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the movie the RDA was already mining the unobtanium just fine, anon. Literally one of the first things we see in Pandora is the huge open strip mine they had.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >without it hundreds of million will literally die.
          should have thought about that before destroying Earth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jim if you're promising me kino orbital bombardment that's going to change my attitude to this considerably. In a good way.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not in 3D
    Biggest mistake

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last scene of 1 up to 11

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    236 days until you can expect more

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