AVENGERS 5 team leak

https://comicbookmovie.com/avengers/avengers-the-kang-dynasty/avengers-5-rumor-claims-to-reveal-five-characters-who-will-be-key-to-the-movie-a210706

How will they interact?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Falcon will be the man to finally get She-Hulk to settle down.
    Professor Hulk will officiate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Falcon will be the man to finally get She-Hulk to settle down.
      she must have the vulva of a thousand female dolphins, the suction of a blackhole.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Leftovers, D-listers, and Spider-Man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like your average current Marvel comics run.
      yes the new Ultimate Spider-Man is based but the X-Men Reboot has a troony storm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The new Ultimate Spiderman is basically Spiderman crossed with the Incredibles but I bet it wouldn't be as well received if Peter wasn't a trad-dad
        Sorry to say but I think Marvel will attempt to use "Chuds" as a buffer to prevent total collapse of their comics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >troony storm
        dude really? wtf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >characters, and Iron Man
      It was always like this anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cap, Thor, and real Hulk were not D-Listers. The former two + Iron Man were B-listers at worst, with Hulk being the most noteworthy of the four before Iron Man's movies.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S FLOPPIN' TIME!!!!!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CAN'T WAIT TO CONSOOM THE NEW CAPESLOP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ironically enough i think wings hates cape flicks. when he played spider-man PS4, he talked about how he hated spider-man and was only doing it for views but he wasn’t getting enough so he stopped. he claims he hates spider-man yet he’s wearing a spidey t-shirt in the most famous video of him on the internet (“i can’t take this shit no more man”)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i say that and look like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how I imagine anons ITT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just imagine every anon as a clone of myself.
        It makes the arguments I get into on this website a lot more personal.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DC might actually take back the majority of the capeshit audience with the rebooted Superman movie if THIS is all that's left of Marvel. Yikes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've said this before and I'll say it again: Marvel films at this point can remain profitable for as long as normies looking for something to do on the weekend will accept "go see a movie" as an option.
      There will always be cultists who keep seeing them but the death blow will be when it's so bad that people looking for something to do are unwilling to debase themselves by resorting to marvelslop.
      >anon normies will ne-
      Justice League 2017.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I guess it's the Disney effect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did they have before

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, very cool.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I cared a lot once I noticed who would be in this film, if you know what I mean...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Have no idea what you mean.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about Dr. Strange?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess maybe he's too powerful for whatever they want the story to be, but then isn't that moon night guy pretty potent?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk seething that their black icon died

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, Boseman's T'challa would have been able to carry an Avengers movie. T'Challa, Wanda, and Thor should have been their leads for Avengers 5...but now we're stuck with 5 characters who aren't very compelling and are being written by Michael Waldron, who has zero grasp of story and character.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeez, it's not looking good. Two TV characters, one OG Avenger who is an embarrassing nerd now, tiny boy Spider-Man, and the lame new Cap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the lame new Cap.
      For real I don't get why they did that. He was good as The Falcon. They easily could have done a Black Lives Matter virtue signal show with Bucky as the new Cap, and yammer about like black people being left out of the spotlight or something.
      I actually like Anthony Mackie as an actor, shame he keeps getting cast in trash.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose Chad
    >replace with SOMEHOW

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it could have wolverine, spawn, punisher, naked she hulk and the mighty morphing fricking power rangers. nobody cares anymore.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even reddit marvel fans care anymore.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus my fanfic has better lineup.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, if they hadn't ruined Wanda by turning her into a one-dimensional cartoon villain, and made Thor into a total joke, they might have had an interesting team.

    Where is Shiang Chi? He's one of the few new characters who has potential. No wonder Destin Creton left this movie.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didnt spiderman get everyone to forget him in his last movie, how can he be an avenger?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Moon Knight is the kind of character who is hard to integrate into a team movie because he is literally a team by himself.

    > Spiderman works best in his own stories, and you just know he will get favouritism treatment due to his being Spiderman.

    > Falcon needs a good writer to make him compelling.

    > She-Hulk's fourth wall shtick creates the same problem as Deadpool; everything becomes a meta joke.

    > Having TWO Hulks in one team is a special kind of moronic. The whole point of a superhero team is diversity of powers ffs.

    The most telling absences are Shiang Chi and Carol. I think Larson is done with Marvel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Captain Marvel is they brought her in way too early, with a way shit backstory, and couldn't carry it off.

      Larson was never the problem with it.
      /ourbrie

      She was too overpowered. And they underpowered the Hulk. And overpowered Thor, then mainstaged him (Hemsworth was an excellent choice, so that was fine but it has limits). They blew out Scarlet Witch (Lizzy is awesome boner inducing, but the Witch was always shit the same as Vision...just jobbers & fillers) into being overpowered.

      Basically...they have no roster.
      Black Chickenhawk Man is just a shit character (though the actor is great). His writing has been dogshit the entire run.

      And you can't stack two Hulks.
      She Hulk is West Coast A's, not easties.

      Time to dig up Wonder Man and go find Molecule Man.

      Nobody cares about Shang Chit or any of that. You would think Marvel would learn, but they never do.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point in making people wait 10 years or so for Shang Chi 2 when they're not going to use him and Katy in Avengers 5?

    Unless the rumours are true about Shang Chi being in the Starlord film and Katy becoming this universe's Venom style symbiote are true.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This does explain why Destin Cretton quit this movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people wait for Shang Chi 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has Awkwafina it, so obviously.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will be the young avengers now, that was revealed at the end of The Marvels.

    The rumour is fake as it has already been confirmed in the films that Ms Marvel and Kate Bishop are in and they are forming a team of very special young people. Likly Iron Gril, Anti-Vax Panther and the nice young lady from Dr Strange. They'll put a token "hawt guy" in it, but he'll have to be someone who couldn't molest the girls, so maybe Slapstick, who could be played by Timothee Chalamet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the whole team is women
      when are they going to learn that those movies dont work

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At this point, Feige would need to get Joss Whedon'ed for that to happen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't loike lookin' at wimmins on screen, day makes mi dingus feel funny.

        homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just give me a movie where Kate and Belova frick.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leftovers that would show some trick move you didn't know they could do, meh

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wasp has only been in one Avengers movie, and it was for only two minutes of screentime
    Nice Avengers ''''''''adaption''''''''

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go woke, go broke. It’s really as simple as that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explain normalgays' fascination with euphoria and the last of us

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing as the Kang Dynasty name is dead, and they either re-shooting or delaying all their new MCU films I doubt having Blacktain America, She hulk or even Moon Knight as part of the Avengers is in any way part of of Marvels plans.

    This is just bullshit.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cool side character who became You Gotta Do Better Man writer's mouthpiece
    >Literally Who in his own TV show
    >The Incredible Hulk but a pussy
    >The Unlikeable Hulk with a pussy
    >They made everyone forget me but now they're going to make everyone awkwardly meet me again for the first time
    This looks like one of those free comics they used to give you at the dentist when you were a kid

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why marvel chose to depict hulk as this? he would be too much overpowered if he stayed... you know... just normal?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What, no Chang - Chink? No Captain c**t?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Marvel movies fail? They used to be all over the place and making stupid money. But now their audience doesn’t care anymore, what went wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      killed off or neutered all the heroes people loved in favor of a wide variety of girlbosses and effeminate boys
      for some mysterious reason this didnt resonate with the comic/superhero movie audience and they moved on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      killed off or neutered all the heroes people loved in favor of a wide variety of girlbosses and effeminate boys
      for some mysterious reason this didnt resonate with the comic/superhero movie audience and they moved on

      they thought they were untouchable
      they thought people were watching to see what happened in their epic storyline and that they could just do whatever
      turns out people were watching to see iron man and captain america

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She-Hulk
    >No Shang Chi
    This has to be fake

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spiderman, hulk and a bunch of no dimes shitters
    lol

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black Falcon
    True
    >Spidey
    True
    >She-Hulk
    season 2 cancelled
    No fricking way.
    >Moon Knight
    No season 2 date
    Probably not

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so weak lol
    but i guess normalgays will slop it up anyway

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if moon knight gets a S2 I will watch because at least that's somewhat interesting imo (IMO)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah a talking cg hippo is real interesting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find the DID aspect interesting.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s how you make this a hit.
    >Write SamCap as a cool leader and chill black guy instead of the cringe shit in the show
    >Age up Spider-Man and make him more confident like how he’s traditional portrayed before the 2010s
    >Bring back Savage Hulk and portray him like in the Norton film
    >Make She-Hulk a flirty cheese cake character like she’s supposed to be
    >Make Moon Knight a violent schizo
    >Add a more serious Thor and Dr Strange
    >Add Florence Pugh for comedic relief
    Done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bring back Savage Hulk and portray him like in the Norton film
      god i wish this would happen
      hulk is one of my favorite comic book characters and these movies never made any real use of him

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >team: literally cant get another roll in any other film on the planet

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >
    > Black Captain America

    No

    > Spider-Man

    Yes

    > Egyptian guy

    Yes (it was the best of the MCU tv shows)

    > Hulk

    Yes

    > She-Hulk

    No

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sad thing is Black Cap could be done well. So could She-Hulk. But they refuse to do it well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it was the best of the MCU tv shows
      Completely and utterly wrong

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