He was never hanging out with underage girls
A 19 year old lesbian hung out with him working on music last summer and her parents chimped out claiming he "groomed" her since Ezra has known the entire family through her Dad since 2016
It was literally a retroactively created le grooming meme despite the fact that they're not even in a relationshit, the parents are just delusional and controlling and tried to put the injun girl into a conservatorship at the same time
6 months ago
Anonymous
>19 year old
She was 12 when it started, she's 16 now
... And there are two other allegations from similarly underage "friends"
6 months ago
Anonymous
Are you retarded? She's not "16 now", she's nearly 20 years old >12 when it started
She was 12 when her father recruited Miller for fundraising. Nothing "started" - unless you claim simply knowing an adult that has kids is something nefarious which is ridiculous. >here are two other allegations from similarly underage "friends"
It's a single other allegation, from a deranged blue-haired mother who met him in passing that the above father specifically recruited. She admitted that she didn't actually see anything concerning between Ezra and her tranny child (who was already trans), just got scared seeing the news and decided to go to the media based on the other's situation. Whitney Suters, Ezra's friend/housemate, came out at the time of the accusation showing text messages from the mother begging him to allow her and her child to come to Ezra's house to hang out. She was also trying to get Ezra to buy horses, not the other way around. The texts were sent June 10th 2022. She went to the media June 15th 2022. How does that make any sense when her claim of feeling "unsafe" around Ezra stems from a February 2022 incident when Ezra yelled at her about random shit, and after said incident Ezra was dragged off to a mental hospital anyway? Why would she beg Miller's friend to hang out with Ezra if she thought he was a danger? Seems like it was more like her kid was in danger of being exploited by their mom.
you should go see it in theaters it gets better on the second watch
6 months ago
Anonymous
In all seriousness this movie isn't meant to be watched on a cam. it has to be experienced in IMAX, it's a huge event film
the low quality pajeet recordings dont do it justice
6 months ago
Anonymous
Hahahahaha. Not falling for your tricks you shill homosexual. Kys
He's always been shit. Every movie he made prior to Flash was mediocre garbage and people are somehow happy that he's working on Batman. I just don't get people, seriously.
>they did him dirty in jl >they did him dirty in shazam >they did him dirty in flash >they did him dirty in peacemaker
damn, someone at wb really hate henry cavill
They haven't definitively said yet - they say bits and pieces but it keeps going up.
It's currently up to "Over $200 Million"
... Counting false starts and scrapped versions, it's estimated by some analysts to be as much as $320 million
Young barry is slower, only had his powers for like 3 days
when was this first announced? maybe one year after bvs?
they had like 8, 9 years to come up with some shit like this
This Flash movie was announced in 2014, same year that the Flash series started, had a 9 season run then ended, then the Flash movie came out
KEKKKKKKKKKK
jesus christ, the ezra they thought about being the flash is literally 10 years older now
they should've picked up another actor if they wanted to spend a decade in production
I hate Snyder's le armor flash suit but christ at least it's better than this cgi leather suit. It's like they're taking all the wrong lessons from mcu spiderman
flash was cool as fuck in the justice league cartoon why are DC/Warner so incompetent when it comes to movies? >budget >cgi is harder
nah they just lack vision and have no idea how depict characters (
[...]
everyone has the same statue/"digital" look in the time-travel sequences including henry allen, gal gadot wonder woman, etc. its clearly a stylistic choice.
I've been goyslopmaxxing lately.
I went to see it in 4DX and almost threw up my M&Ms
unironically this. i watched the new spidernegro: far from the homies or whatever it was called, and felt like a 6/10 if you can ignore the blm/tranny shit. watched sam raimi’s spiderman 1 for the first time in 15 years and it was a solid 9/10 and knocked the spidercoon down to like 4/10
where can I see camrips of the whole movie?
Alternatively, where can I just see the Adam West "cameo"?
Alternatively, is there an Adam West "cameo" at all?
The Adam West "cameo" is basically just a freeze frame of a CGI version of him running while additional CGI nonsense akin to Dormammu's dimension from Doctor Strange flashes all around.
Well good evening.
Up for a... cold glass of milk, in the middle of the night, are we?
Bet you didn't expect to see me now, did you?
Come, don't be shy, take a seat. We have a long night ahead of us.
I'm never gonna watch this movie, but why is that pedo trannie israelite Ezra taking a baby out of a microwave? Is this some type of satanic israeli symbolism?
>A baby will die in a microwave because of this scene. >And that is exactly what the proisraeliteucers want.
Do they not realise that Zoomers and TikTok culture are going to start copying this, right?
>Do they not realise that Zoomers and TikTok culture are going to start copying this, right?
Funny since DC had to recall and pulp a comic years back for this very reason.
Naw. Most of the comics have been pretty souless the past decade. I still think Flashpoint mostly killed DC Comics. Moving the offices to LA made it worse.
Dark Knights Metal was the last nail in the coffin for me. the narrative equivalent of a big wet fart that admits they cant do anything without devolving into some multiverse BS, or a batman/joker circlejerk. Everything after that was just a bunch of wierdos breaking the coffin open, so they could pose the dead body in funny ways for social media
>homosexual superman sucks his boyfriend's dick and punches chuds denying heckin' science
you could not craft a more /misc/-tier copypasta and outdo the real thing
Remember that female lewdness and nudity is pol nowdays, straight men are evil incarnate, thats why Chris Pine gets naked in the WW movie, Chris Hemsworth gets naked in Thor 4 and Ezra Miller gets naked in Flash, not to mentions all the shirtless men, movies can only appeal to women and fags nowdays
I saw the movie yesterday and it's another generic superhero movie, the baby scene is horrible to look at, the story doesn't make sense and the cameos are cringe
The chi are as good as matrix reloaded 's, which isn't a good thing
>George Reeves cameo: 4 seconds of shitty CGI of him posing >Teddy Sears cameo: he's literally a faux Jay Garrick in the CW show but they used him for this 4 second CGI cameo of him as Jay Garrick running, instead of using John Wesley Shipp. >Adam West: the cheapest one, it's literally a freeze frame of him running and you can barely see it's him because it lasts 2 seconds >Christopher Reeve and Helen Slater: the shittiest CGI you have ever seen, probably amounts to 15 seconds, they just stand around looking >Nicolas Cage: the most complete one with a full action scene going for 30 seconds based entirely on an inside joke. still pretty cool, the CGI is better than the others but still shit
It seems like they just wanted Nicolas Cage as Superman and then built a multiverse scene with other shitty cameos around it as an excuse
the look of people in the multiverse is the same even for actors in this movie. whenever he travels through time you see people like his dad/wonder woman and they have that same look as george reeves superman has. And this movie isnt about the "cameos" the way no way home was, its an actual movie. It just happens to be a movie about time travel and multiverses so you get a glimpse at other worlds.
its not really a "multiverse" movie, its more a time travel story that introduces the concept of a the multiverse but the multiverse isnt the focus of the movie on any level.
everyone has the same statue/"digital" look in the time-travel sequences including henry allen, gal gadot wonder woman, etc. its clearly a stylistic choice.
the visuals are very creative in this movie, I think Andy did a fantastic job. Really unique and fun movie. Out of context clips dont really do it justice but if you want actuall creativity in cinema this movie is it.
>Johnny Depp Canceled >Jonathon Majors Canceled >Ezra Miller Coddled
It’s almost like he is part of a certain tribe that controls all of media and protects their own, hmm…. Must be another Coincidence
Its a super fun superhero movie that feels very similar to early 2000s superhero stuff like sam raimi spiderman and first couple x-men movies and is infitley better than anything released by marvel or dc in years so you're in for a good time [spoilers]and an empty theatre[/spoilers]
this is why I don't get capeshit - your family gets randomly murdered while out at a play / buying pasta sauce in an crime-infested city
and your next step is becoming a vigilante crime-fighting superhero to protect the city you love
why? just move to utah
>barry goes back in time to stop his mom from dying and get evidence to prove his dad's innocence >caused butterfly effect, everything changed drastically >he lost his powers but meets up with his young self and guides him into getting the powers >Zod is coming to earth, the two Barrys go find Batman for help to track Superman >Batman is now Keaton >They found a kryptonian, except it's not superman but supergirl because yass feminism >Barry realizes his young self is too inexperienced to fight in the Zod war so he forces himself to get his powers back >Epic Zod battle starts >Supergirl and Batman can't defeat Zod >They both die >The 2 Barrys start abusing time travel power to try correct mistakes in the battle >No matter how many times they tried they can't win and save supergirl and batman >Barry realizes it's hopeless and wants to reset back to original timeline by letting his mom die >Young Barry gets angry and won't accept it >Young Barry goes on resetting the battle so many times he becomes evil Flash obsessed with winning the battle >Somehow Young Barry also exists simultaneously, stops midway and sees how obsessed he becomes >Cameo fest showing how all multiverses collapse due to them abusing time >Evil Flash tries to stab Barry but Young Barry sacrifices himself to save Barry >Barry goes back in time to say goodbye to his mom, but still does something for his dad's proof of innocence >Just when Barry thinks he's back at the original timeline with his dad found innocent, he meets Bruce Wayne who is now George Clooney >Ends
>Just when Barry thinks he's back at the original timeline with his dad found innocent, he meets Bruce Wayne who is now George Clooney
WB is run by complete retards.
>Just when Barry thinks he's back at the original timeline with his dad found innocent, he meets Bruce Wayne who is now George Clooney
Bullshit theres no way. Honestly I wish they would be that retarded because it's legitimately hilarious but there's no fucking way.
affleck is still out there, thats the entire point of the multiverse concept.
in the comics, thomas wayne is the batman and superman becomes anorexic due to being government lab rab. For the movie they just used it as an excuse to bring back keaton and they legit tried to replace superman with supergirl because the future is female.
comics are pathetic but good directors like andy can sometimes takes parts of them to make good movies like this
its a fun ending. also this ending leaked like a month ago so pretending to not think its real is weird. you can literally download this whole movie on a torrent site.
in the comics, thomas wayne is the batman and superman becomes anorexic due to being government lab rab. For the movie they just used it as an excuse to bring back keaton and they legit tried to replace superman with supergirl because the future is female.
still doest make sense
so he saves his mom, and then for some reason a completely different person becomes bruce wayne in the same castle? Just because he saves his mom from krypton they send cara and not calel?
the only explanation you're going to get is butterfly effect. Not trying to defend them, but it doesn't make sense for that to cause superman to land at different place in the comics either
Basically going so fast you break the time barrier creates a boom similar to breaking the sound barrier. The Shockwave radiate out and change shit well beyond what you were trying to do.
I reviewed it and I have to say I am quite fucking confused what exactly did WB’s executives see in this. It’s actually pretty horrible at times, especially CGI.
>Ezra is a lifelong activist >Got roped into injun grifting in 2012 through a known scam artist named Chase Iron Eyes to raise money for their land or some shit >Later in 2016, Ezra invited by father to NoDAPL protest (an event attended by dozens of celebrities, including Ezra's gf at the time Shailene Woodley) >Justice League also filmed promo material to help the cause in 2017 >Befriends the entire family by association, but was never spending one on one time or whatever retarded shit the parents claimed, Warner Brothers invited the entire reservation to visit the Fantastic Beasts set in 2017 >Ezra is working on movies from then on until 2021 >2022 comes along at the lesbian chick wants to spend time with Ezra & his friend group, who were making new music at the time >Despite what Miller's delusional stalker and the parents claimed, they were just friends (again, the girl is a full-blown dyke) >Well aware that she is working on music from January 2022 until May 2022, even spent time with Miller in Jan & February (keep in mind they accused him of "holding her captive" at this time in their tweets) >End of May/beginning of June Tokata tells them she's moving in with girlfriends in the midwest, not going back home >Parents go to TMZ and claim Ezra kidnapped and groomed her >Not to police, no missing person report, nothing except a petition to put her into a conservatorship and try to get a restraining order against Miller >despite the fact that by this time they knew she was not kidnapped, away from him, both were in therapy >despite the fact that they knew Ezra's own mother and multiple other people were helping Tokata secure her own place to live >despite all that they tell the media she's "missing" even though they spoke to her regularly >July 12th 2022 tribal court date comes, they lose >continue the grift up until September 2022, then they start baleeting tweets and articles to avoid getting sued
It's pretty much a textbook extortion attempt.
Everything I just said is easily verifiable, you just choose not to read because you're an NPC like every other leftist
Even DailyMail dropped the kidnapping bullshit
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12190469/What-did-Ezra-Miller-know-controversial-star-Flash.html
So yeah - he's a child rapist.
The allegations have been going away up until now, because Hollywood's been paying people off... But now that his obscenely overexpensive movie has flopped... Well....
>Great
Peacemaker >"Good" relative to the DCEU
Wonder Woman, Zack Snyder's Justice League, The Suicide Squad, The Flash >"Okay" relative to the DCEU
Man of Steel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Aquaman, Shazam! >Bad
Justice League, Birds of Prey, Black Adam >Terrible
Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman 1984, Shazam! Fury of the Gods
What godless horror am I looking at?
The godhead
"My name is Ezra Miller and i'm the fastest (dick)head alive"
About 10 years of production, 8 different directors, WB rushing things
pov: you are a 12 year old girl
I've never seen crimes memory-holed so quickly before, amazing what israelites can get away with it, there's literally no other explanation
Mayne because he didn't do anything major and the media blew things out of proportion
>but much fat chick!
No one cares
Stop defending this pedo freak. And the reason he gets a pass is because he's a fag in addition to being israeli.
Not defending shit, just answering your homosexual question
I didn't ask a question Mr Magoo. Clean Ezra's cum from your eyes before responding to me next time.
You will never fuck them
Ah yes totally normal for a person known for their sexual deviancy to hang out with underage girls
He was never hanging out with underage girls
A 19 year old lesbian hung out with him working on music last summer and her parents chimped out claiming he "groomed" her since Ezra has known the entire family through her Dad since 2016
It was literally a retroactively created le grooming meme despite the fact that they're not even in a relationshit, the parents are just delusional and controlling and tried to put the injun girl into a conservatorship at the same time
>19 year old
She was 12 when it started, she's 16 now
... And there are two other allegations from similarly underage "friends"
Are you retarded? She's not "16 now", she's nearly 20 years old
>12 when it started
She was 12 when her father recruited Miller for fundraising. Nothing "started" - unless you claim simply knowing an adult that has kids is something nefarious which is ridiculous.
>here are two other allegations from similarly underage "friends"
It's a single other allegation, from a deranged blue-haired mother who met him in passing that the above father specifically recruited. She admitted that she didn't actually see anything concerning between Ezra and her tranny child (who was already trans), just got scared seeing the news and decided to go to the media based on the other's situation. Whitney Suters, Ezra's friend/housemate, came out at the time of the accusation showing text messages from the mother begging him to allow her and her child to come to Ezra's house to hang out. She was also trying to get Ezra to buy horses, not the other way around. The texts were sent June 10th 2022. She went to the media June 15th 2022. How does that make any sense when her claim of feeling "unsafe" around Ezra stems from a February 2022 incident when Ezra yelled at her about random shit, and after said incident Ezra was dragged off to a mental hospital anyway? Why would she beg Miller's friend to hang out with Ezra if she thought he was a danger? Seems like it was more like her kid was in danger of being exploited by their mom.
Jesus
When you nut but they/them still sucking…
is they getting a blowjibber???
his entire mannerism and demeanor is like someone who just got done sucking a dick and taking one in the ass.
Ambatukan
Every single image and webm I see of this movie looks worse than the last
thought it was good but it definitely has an air of shitposting to it but in a sovlful way
It was terrible you shill retard
Nah it was fun, lighten up
It was terrible you shill retard
you should go see it in theaters it gets better on the second watch
In all seriousness this movie isn't meant to be watched on a cam. it has to be experienced in IMAX, it's a huge event film
the low quality pajeet recordings dont do it justice
Hahahahaha. Not falling for your tricks you shill homosexual. Kys
Hey, Ezra!
Subhuman shill
I agree exactly, it's dogshit but kind of sweet
it's fine
Assuming pic unrelated? Jesus Andy is a fucking hack, all the money in the world and years of production and you push out a PS2 game
He's always been shit. Every movie he made prior to Flash was mediocre garbage and people are somehow happy that he's working on Batman. I just don't get people, seriously.
Looks like shit..??
Whoa cool where did you find a prerender screenshot?
>tfw no gay tomboy latina gf
Cgi mobile game trailer
>Make superman a they/them short haired diversity hire
Nu Hollywood is a joke
WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?
It definitely has an air of garbage to it, in a shit way
That's why I'm begging you guys to keep sending more
camrip's up, stop being lazy
This. For how much MSM keeps pushing it as the greatest comic film ever.
its a genuinley good movie unlike the last 5+ years of capeshit.
Seems like he had a good head on his shoulder.
>Ezra miller puts a baby in a microwave in the first 5 mins
srly wtf is this movie?
is henry cavill in this movie? i know they got nick cage...
Cavill and Bale aren’t because they’re smart, but Christopher Reeve and Adam West got the Rogue One Tarkin treatment
Jesus Christ…
Cavill isn't in it because he got cut.
Cavill's likeness is in it.
CGI Cavill is in, Barry saw it in the timeline
>they did him dirty in jl
>they did him dirty in shazam
>they did him dirty in flash
>they did him dirty in peacemaker
damn, someone at wb really hate henry cavill
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait you're telling me that's not a Fallout New Vegas screenshot?
What's the budget for this movie?
More than you can afford pal, Ferrari.
300 million dollars but 280 of those are used for marketing.
marketing budget is not part of the production budget
Literally PS3 tier
haha
Lel
>bad mouthing inFamous like this
How dare you liken the two
All the humvees are CGI in the movie and it’s really bizarre
150 million according to WB
>it was me Barry, I trapped you in battlefield 3!
>tfw you will never play on 3000 tickets 64 player metro with explosives allowed
no please, no more templates.
Gem
>Jemm
>Son Of Saturn
ftfy
Better version
14 pounds of cocaine
AY IM SPEEDFORCIN OVA ERE
heh
jesus christ i can see some blue borders
They haven't definitively said yet - they say bits and pieces but it keeps going up.
It's currently up to "Over $200 Million"
... Counting false starts and scrapped versions, it's estimated by some analysts to be as much as $320 million
AND EVERY CENT IS ONSCREEN!!!!1!
>REEEEYYYYYYYY
why is he in Ukraine?
HANK!
Where’s the link to the cam you fags
computer: superimpose this face on the face of the black kid from Thor 4
I don't respect anyone who watches this slop
Damn a 35 year old obese virgin man from Wisconsin does not respect me
That's a very specific projection right there
Imagine being so mad you reply 8 and 12 hours lter damn
I'm not even the original poster you subhuman pajeet. I've also vacationed in Wisconsin I don't know why homosexuals think it's not nice or something.
At least a 35 year old obese virgin man from Wisconsin has a toilet and doesn't shit in the street like the majority of capeshitters.
Ezra Miller has such a stupid face and whiny voice, such a terrible choice for the flash
what's the context here? Why is he a fucking floating head like baby sneed in thor 4?
tf am i looking at?
post webm
I hope epileptic people die during the release week to this scene
I hope diabetes finally takes you.
The slow running looks comically bad
Yeah it's terrible. But still marginally better than that ice skating shit in justice league.
My reaction to this entire flick
I did enjoy the bit where he ran around without his powers
Outsourced to India?
looks more like indonesia
wtf is this gay nagger shit? don't they know they can't make a whole movie out of somebody whose power is muh i can run fast
there are people ON THIS VERY BOARD RIGHT NOW who watch this unironically
I paid 30€+food to watch it in 4DX.
Is this actually from a $220 million movie or is this like a mobile game cross over?
This is DCs tentpole gonna save the franchise, turn everything around movie?? Hahahaha
James Gunn said it was the greatest super hero movie ever!! What a fucking hack
How did he catch up with himself
Young barry is slower, only had his powers for like 3 days
This Flash movie was announced in 2014, same year that the Flash series started, had a 9 season run then ended, then the Flash movie came out
KEKKKKKKKKKK
jesus christ, the ezra they thought about being the flash is literally 10 years older now
they should've picked up another actor if they wanted to spend a decade in production
they wanted a young kid flash casting ezra
kek now he's in his 30s
I hate Snyder's le armor flash suit but christ at least it's better than this cgi leather suit. It's like they're taking all the wrong lessons from mcu spiderman
flash was cool as fuck in the justice league cartoon why are DC/Warner so incompetent when it comes to movies?
>budget
>cgi is harder
nah they just lack vision and have no idea how depict characters (
How can grown men watch capeshit? This is so retarded
What happened to his retarded running style?
They realised ( too late) it was retarded.
>hehe it looks like shit on purpose
Ok shill
speed racer tier
peak live-action cartoon. Robert Rodriguez is still absolutely MALDING that Spykids never reached this level
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kino
That was a fun movie
This style was intentional though, unlike flash
It still looks like hot garbage.
It kind of does but it has a good excuse that it looks like cartoon it's based on, so it gets a pass.
Underrated flick
I can't tell if it's the cgi or that's because ezra insists on doing his faggy ass running form
Always hated the way they animated flash in the DCEU. Just comically bad, can’t even imagine a worse way to try and convey his powers.
I'm tempted to watch this to see how bad it gets. Cause this looks like spy kids 3.
I've been goyslopmaxxing lately.
I went to see it in 4DX and almost threw up my M&Ms
Nothing wrong with overdosing on some goyslop every now and then because it makes you appreciate real kino more.
True, true.
unironically this. i watched the new spidernegro: far from the homies or whatever it was called, and felt like a 6/10 if you can ignore the blm/tranny shit. watched sam raimi’s spiderman 1 for the first time in 15 years and it was a solid 9/10 and knocked the spidercoon down to like 4/10
where can I see camrips of the whole movie?
Alternatively, where can I just see the Adam West "cameo"?
Alternatively, is there an Adam West "cameo" at all?
The Adam West "cameo" is basically just a freeze frame of a CGI version of him running while additional CGI nonsense akin to Dormammu's dimension from Doctor Strange flashes all around.
>filename
>hey boss I've got the liquid that cost me about a dollar that we can use for the puke scene
>no need, we'll just spend $2000 animating it instead
I too would scream if that pedo rapist Ezra was holding a baby.
kinooooooooooooooooooo
This is satanic.
Go back to bed, grampa
Well it’s made by israelites so that checks out
That's not funny.
That's just sick.
Can someone reverse the webm please
ok
we should totally spread this telling people its legit
Yeah because it isn't obviously reversed you fucking redditard
just deny it is
people believed that "Trump watches the gorilla channel" thing
Yeah good luck with that, let us know how it turns out
Saved
Anon pls cut out the woman part, the things falling up makes it obvious is reversed
It's the sequel to TENET
Gold
Oh god no, not the cursed goof…
Well good evening.
Up for a... cold glass of milk, in the middle of the night, are we?
Bet you didn't expect to see me now, did you?
Come, don't be shy, take a seat. We have a long night ahead of us.
lmfao
Wheezing
Lmfao
That faces he's making is actually creepy as fuck
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I'm never gonna watch this movie, but why is that pedo trannie israelite Ezra taking a baby out of a microwave? Is this some type of satanic israeli symbolism?
Yes and you cant stop us
Yes and quit noticing you racist!! #ibackukraine
>I MUST GROOOOOOM
looks familiar
Is this what Ezra does every day at his groomer compound?
why is he making such a bizarre face
Because he's a israeli tranny freak trying to emulate human behavior
K I N O
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bro what
how could they leave this in
preparing people for the public microwaving of babies
>but mom I saw the flash do it…
I thought you were fucking joking
Do they not realise that Zoomers and TikTok culture are going to start copying this, right?
A baby will die in a microwave because of this scene.
And that is exactly what the proisraeliteucers want.
Look up the, now public, early CIA research into implanted false memories through media and Hollywood. It’s all going to plan.
>I learn everything by getting high and watching YouTube videos!
>A baby will die in a microwave because of this scene.
>And that is exactly what the proisraeliteucers want.
>Do they not realise that Zoomers and TikTok culture are going to start copying this, right?
Funny since DC had to recall and pulp a comic years back for this very reason.
why the fuck is there a 1xbet dogshit in every one of these webms
shouldnt the baby coming out of the microwave being brown
What's up with that fucking costume? He looks like a pervert
What’s wrong with it?
Andrew Tate vibes
But Andrew Tate is an ugly chinless incel, not a superhero chad with a great jawline like Ezra
is this a bts pic because that looks better than the cgi shit in the movie
Boyega physique.
They’re truly incapable of hiding their bloodlust for infants even when “acting”
Lmao idk what is going on here but this is the most satanic shit ever
>saving a baby is satanic
chuds are straight up mentally ill
Seek meds, you see chuds everywhere
a baby is satanic
>chuds are straight up mentally ill
Oh no it's retarded
Twitter abortion meme already
best superhero movie of all time they said
this the part where barry goes back and tells batffleck in BvS?
>mogs your flick
nothing personnel, kiddo
It was so good, the sequel not bad
There's a sequel?
Apokolips War was the direct result of that Flashpoint. Shit's full of misery porn but it's alright.
how is it comics have all that soul but their films and shows are the most soulless slop out there
Because they are the original material
no comic from the past 20 years has soul or any redeeming qualities
Naw. Most of the comics have been pretty souless the past decade. I still think Flashpoint mostly killed DC Comics. Moving the offices to LA made it worse.
Dark Knights Metal was the last nail in the coffin for me. the narrative equivalent of a big wet fart that admits they cant do anything without devolving into some multiverse BS, or a batman/joker circlejerk. Everything after that was just a bunch of wierdos breaking the coffin open, so they could pose the dead body in funny ways for social media
>homosexual superman sucks his boyfriend's dick and punches chuds denying heckin' science
you could not craft a more /misc/-tier copypasta and outdo the real thing
I like Oney's take on The Flashpoint Paradox
>Oney
Wrong board
Isn't this guy irish, why is he talking like an american zoomer?
Talentless hack
What is it with Disney and floating heads?
This is Warner Bros
Jesus Christ, why would anyone emulate Disney? They're a bomb factory.
They have this Superman cousin and don't use it, movie flop and they don't understand why
Remember that female lewdness and nudity is pol nowdays, straight men are evil incarnate, thats why Chris Pine gets naked in the WW movie, Chris Hemsworth gets naked in Thor 4 and Ezra Miller gets naked in Flash, not to mentions all the shirtless men, movies can only appeal to women and fags nowdays
Damn
Can I have the right side in hi-res please? Will be my new phone wallpaper
No a single mcu movie has "bombed" since phase 1
Saoirse Monica Jackson didn't even bother hiding her Irish accent.
>We'll never have a resolution for the whole plot teased in BvS and at the end of ZS's JL.
damn you warner!!
maybe next time have a movie that doesnt suck. grannys peach tea homo
dilate
Toretto?
I tried watching a camrip of these but once wonder woman showed up everyone started randomly speaking in french
when was this first announced? maybe one year after bvs?
they had like 8, 9 years to come up with some shit like this
I saw the movie yesterday and it's another generic superhero movie, the baby scene is horrible to look at, the story doesn't make sense and the cameos are cringe
The chi are as good as matrix reloaded 's, which isn't a good thing
>slow mo to visually translate the feeling of speed
snyder is such a fucking moron
You never watch zsjl and it shows fucking newfag.
one thing is certain: lgbCinemaphile is getting BTFO
>breaking even is an "arbitrary success standard I have chosen"
why are lefties so dishonest all the time?
>George Reeves cameo: 4 seconds of shitty CGI of him posing
>Teddy Sears cameo: he's literally a faux Jay Garrick in the CW show but they used him for this 4 second CGI cameo of him as Jay Garrick running, instead of using John Wesley Shipp.
>Adam West: the cheapest one, it's literally a freeze frame of him running and you can barely see it's him because it lasts 2 seconds
>Christopher Reeve and Helen Slater: the shittiest CGI you have ever seen, probably amounts to 15 seconds, they just stand around looking
>Nicolas Cage: the most complete one with a full action scene going for 30 seconds based entirely on an inside joke. still pretty cool, the CGI is better than the others but still shit
It seems like they just wanted Nicolas Cage as Superman and then built a multiverse scene with other shitty cameos around it as an excuse
they probably used Sears cause it was cheaper
the poor cgi and used of a screen capture for West feels like this was last minute
the look of people in the multiverse is the same even for actors in this movie. whenever he travels through time you see people like his dad/wonder woman and they have that same look as george reeves superman has. And this movie isnt about the "cameos" the way no way home was, its an actual movie. It just happens to be a movie about time travel and multiverses so you get a glimpse at other worlds.
>its an actual movie.
Yeah, a shitty movie.
>muh multiverse
>still just batman and superman
Warners does know DC publish other characters, right?
its not really a "multiverse" movie, its more a time travel story that introduces the concept of a the multiverse but the multiverse isnt the focus of the movie on any level.
everyone has the same statue/"digital" look in the time-travel sequences including henry allen, gal gadot wonder woman, etc. its clearly a stylistic choice.
>shit cgi is a choice
Hello Andy. Hello James Gunn
the visuals are very creative in this movie, I think Andy did a fantastic job. Really unique and fun movie. Out of context clips dont really do it justice but if you want actuall creativity in cinema this movie is it.
>Johnny Depp Canceled
>Jonathon Majors Canceled
>Ezra Miller Coddled
It’s almost like he is part of a certain tribe that controls all of media and protects their own, hmm…. Must be another Coincidence
Oy vey. Stop noticing things.
Cinemaphile is dick sucking this movie simply because its a James Gunn/Hamada production to own le snyder
It should've been an animated movie. Super speed just DOESN'T work in live action, it never looks good.
It works in anime, however.
Zachariah Snydercuck please come back and save us all from this shit
WB dug their own grave. Hes never coming back to these morons
im gonna see the film tonight, cant refund tickets now.
how fucked am i?
Chill bro, it's fun just for the Nic cage bit. Its historic
Its a super fun superhero movie that feels very similar to early 2000s superhero stuff like sam raimi spiderman and first couple x-men movies and is infitley better than anything released by marvel or dc in years so you're in for a good time [spoilers]and an empty theatre[/spoilers]
can anyone give me a tlrd plot
This Thread:
https://twitter.com/LothWolffe/status/1668759337005879296
tl;dr - it's shit
this is why I don't get capeshit - your family gets randomly murdered while out at a play / buying pasta sauce in an crime-infested city
and your next step is becoming a vigilante crime-fighting superhero to protect the city you love
why? just move to utah
flash head is propelled at fart speed into the multiverse
>barry goes back in time to stop his mom from dying and get evidence to prove his dad's innocence
>caused butterfly effect, everything changed drastically
>he lost his powers but meets up with his young self and guides him into getting the powers
>Zod is coming to earth, the two Barrys go find Batman for help to track Superman
>Batman is now Keaton
>They found a kryptonian, except it's not superman but supergirl because yass feminism
>Barry realizes his young self is too inexperienced to fight in the Zod war so he forces himself to get his powers back
>Epic Zod battle starts
>Supergirl and Batman can't defeat Zod
>They both die
>The 2 Barrys start abusing time travel power to try correct mistakes in the battle
>No matter how many times they tried they can't win and save supergirl and batman
>Barry realizes it's hopeless and wants to reset back to original timeline by letting his mom die
>Young Barry gets angry and won't accept it
>Young Barry goes on resetting the battle so many times he becomes evil Flash obsessed with winning the battle
>Somehow Young Barry also exists simultaneously, stops midway and sees how obsessed he becomes
>Cameo fest showing how all multiverses collapse due to them abusing time
>Evil Flash tries to stab Barry but Young Barry sacrifices himself to save Barry
>Barry goes back in time to say goodbye to his mom, but still does something for his dad's proof of innocence
>Just when Barry thinks he's back at the original timeline with his dad found innocent, he meets Bruce Wayne who is now George Clooney
>Ends
>Just when Barry thinks he's back at the original timeline with his dad found innocent, he meets Bruce Wayne who is now George Clooney
WB is run by complete retards.
>Just when Barry thinks he's back at the original timeline with his dad found innocent, he meets Bruce Wayne who is now George Clooney
Bullshit theres no way. Honestly I wish they would be that retarded because it's legitimately hilarious but there's no fucking way.
>How can we say a final "fuck you" to the DCEU?
>KEK - Merge it canonically with 'Batman and Robin'!
It's real
affleck is still out there, thats the entire point of the multiverse concept.
comics are pathetic but good directors like andy can sometimes takes parts of them to make good movies like this
>Affleck is still out there
Nope, he's erased from existence. ONLY BATMAN AND ROBIN IS CANON NOW!
SHOW ME THEM BATNIPPLES! SHOW THEM TO MMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I do have a laminated of Batman & Robin with the nipples visible. Can't take a picture I am a work
>comics are pathetic but good directors like andy can sometimes takes parts of them to make good movies like this
>good movies like this
its a fun ending. also this ending leaked like a month ago so pretending to not think its real is weird. you can literally download this whole movie on a torrent site.
See the leaked webms.
It's all real.
>change the past
>now batman is completely different person, and for some reason superman is a girl
huh?
in the comics, thomas wayne is the batman and superman becomes anorexic due to being government lab rab. For the movie they just used it as an excuse to bring back keaton and they legit tried to replace superman with supergirl because the future is female.
still doest make sense
so he saves his mom, and then for some reason a completely different person becomes bruce wayne in the same castle? Just because he saves his mom from krypton they send cara and not calel?
the only explanation you're going to get is butterfly effect. Not trying to defend them, but it doesn't make sense for that to cause superman to land at different place in the comics either
Basically going so fast you break the time barrier creates a boom similar to breaking the sound barrier. The Shockwave radiate out and change shit well beyond what you were trying to do.
It is clear that DC was afraid to copy the multiverse shit, so they went with this total bullshit which makes 0 sense.
and Batman can't defeat Zod
>>They both die
Amazing
>This is what happens when you send a SuperGIRL to do a SuperMAN's job!
How does zod even find earth? He finds it in MOS because when Kal el activates the ship, it sends out a signal and zod follows it.
most of the timeline changes make no sense
This movie is fucking terrible. Ezra is an awful actor and sounds like a homosexual. Makes the flash sound like an absolute loser.
Nah he’s a good actor.
Stuttering like an autist every 30 seconds isn't good acting.
Easily worst thing about The Flash is Ezra Miller. This movie could be actually decent with better actor.
dey hea
I reviewed it and I have to say I am quite fucking confused what exactly did WB’s executives see in this. It’s actually pretty horrible at times, especially CGI.
The only thing good to come out of this will be the reaction images and memes
>an actual good movie comes out
>Cinemaphile still shits on it
Mostly because a lot of them still believe the fake news about Ezra being a diddler kidnapper or whatever
please redpill me how that news was fake
>Ezra is a lifelong activist
>Got roped into injun grifting in 2012 through a known scam artist named Chase Iron Eyes to raise money for their land or some shit
>Later in 2016, Ezra invited by father to NoDAPL protest (an event attended by dozens of celebrities, including Ezra's gf at the time Shailene Woodley)
>Justice League also filmed promo material to help the cause in 2017
>Befriends the entire family by association, but was never spending one on one time or whatever retarded shit the parents claimed, Warner Brothers invited the entire reservation to visit the Fantastic Beasts set in 2017
>Ezra is working on movies from then on until 2021
>2022 comes along at the lesbian chick wants to spend time with Ezra & his friend group, who were making new music at the time
>Despite what Miller's delusional stalker and the parents claimed, they were just friends (again, the girl is a full-blown dyke)
>Well aware that she is working on music from January 2022 until May 2022, even spent time with Miller in Jan & February (keep in mind they accused him of "holding her captive" at this time in their tweets)
>End of May/beginning of June Tokata tells them she's moving in with girlfriends in the midwest, not going back home
>Parents go to TMZ and claim Ezra kidnapped and groomed her
>Not to police, no missing person report, nothing except a petition to put her into a conservatorship and try to get a restraining order against Miller
>despite the fact that by this time they knew she was not kidnapped, away from him, both were in therapy
>despite the fact that they knew Ezra's own mother and multiple other people were helping Tokata secure her own place to live
>despite all that they tell the media she's "missing" even though they spoke to her regularly
>July 12th 2022 tribal court date comes, they lose
>continue the grift up until September 2022, then they start baleeting tweets and articles to avoid getting sued
It's pretty much a textbook extortion attempt.
t. Ezra Miller
Yep... Yep... That's 100% horseshit
Everything I just said is easily verifiable, you just choose not to read because you're an NPC like every other leftist
Even DailyMail dropped the kidnapping bullshit
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12190469/What-did-Ezra-Miller-know-controversial-star-Flash.html
big if true
Which particular movie are we talking about?
What movie could that be? Waterloo 2?
Pretending this movie is bad is like pretending The Incredibles is bad. This is an objectivley good movie.
Sorry Ezra - you're never gonna get hired again
is this movie suppose to be like that animation movie Flash Point Paradox?
So yeah - he's a child rapist.
The allegations have been going away up until now, because Hollywood's been paying people off... But now that his obscenely overexpensive movie has flopped... Well....
https://www.vulture.com/article/ezra-miller-grooming-allegations-career-timeline.html
>Great
Peacemaker
>"Good" relative to the DCEU
Wonder Woman, Zack Snyder's Justice League, The Suicide Squad, The Flash
>"Okay" relative to the DCEU
Man of Steel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Aquaman, Shazam!
>Bad
Justice League, Birds of Prey, Black Adam
>Terrible
Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman 1984, Shazam! Fury of the Gods
>Great
>Peacemaker
Stopped reading there.