>1st, 2nd episodes draw 4.8 million viewers >WOM, curiosity over ‘franchise destroying lore’ lead to episode 3 having 5.2 million viewers
Ack!olyte is the most successful SW series since Mando.
correct, however, its doesn't have to stop us from continuously, endlessly and relentlessly dogpiling disney for the abhorent BS they do inthe name of Woke and DEIA agenda.
the day where we start executing traitors, seditionists and woke shitsters cannot come soon enough
Who fricking cares? You’re arguing about canon in a franchise nobody cares about anymore. You’re fretting over the dog shitting on the carpet when the house is on fire.
Thats the least of Star Wars problems isnt it?
It doesn't destroy anything, just ignore this troony fanfiction
that is such a nothingburger piece of lore I'm baffled people are pretending they care
like I could understand the rage about the hyperspace bullshit but this?
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the zabrak have two subspecies one with red skin one without with the non red ones being the "original" species from iridonia
I actually read Darth Plageuis and there is no "he created life 1st". All Plageuis did was discover what already existed. It had aliens in pods he played with ala Dead Space trying to force build an army before playing with reviving a former sith apprentice instead.
He basically Dr Frankenstein with the Force mixed with philosopher.
Hate the show for every other reason but this detail isn't a good reason
anakin's importance has been greatly reduced. the people at Disney are intentionally chipping away at the old content to make way for new yas queen content
>anakin's importance has been greatly reduced.
He's no longer the chosen one, he didn't defeat the emperor a brought balance to the force and he wasn't the first to be born from the force, Disney really hates Anakin
Luke didn't do any of that, anakin in the original trilogy did, then Disney ruined it by doing the sequels and other dogshit TV shows, you fricking moronic plebbitor
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>George ruined Luke because now Anakin is the savior of the galaxy??? REEEEEE
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Anonymous
What are you even talking about? Jesus christ, now the people that don't know anything about star wars, arent fans and hate it are defending this trash show, why?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
80 IQ post
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Anonymous
kek im just shit posting
bu in all seriousness I dont think this show is very good but only because of the writing and directing quality. I could care less about woke lesbians. Give the same exact script to Tony Gilroy and have him rewrite it and direct and it would be kino
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Anonymous
>Tony Gilroy
If he was writing this show then the force and jedi wouldn't even get mentioned
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Anonymous
No, Luke in the original trilogy did.
Then George changed his mind during the prequels and said anakin was the chosen one.
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Who defeated Palpatine in the end? Anakin did
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Anonymous
pfffffffft
yeah right
analking just did the very very end part
frick it
this is public record, if you care enough to not be a bullshitter you'll look it up if you dont it's no skin off my back
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Anonymous
He did all of it, Luke did nothing to Palpatine except reject him and get electrocuted
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You're not going to believe this one either then, Luke and Leia werent siblings when anh and esb were filmed.
That was something george pulled out of his ass and retconned just like he did anakin being the chosen one.
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It's not a retcon if isn't violating anything that was established in canon. It just went with being unsaid and George took that and ran with one of the most recognizable plot twists ever put on screen.
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Anonymous
Keep telling yourself that.
I dont know why it's such a hard pill to swallow for warsgays that george didnt ever have the whole story nailed down 100% or didnt have the other parts firmly in mind when he made any given one.
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Who cares about that, when you watched RotJ as a kid did you think Luke killed the Emperor? no, because that isn't what happened
The prophecy was a lie from the beginning if Anakin was the product of sith magic. I always thought it would make for sense for Palpatine to just be full of lies but no everything anyone said even in the middle of manipulating others is 200% true.
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>The prophecy was a lie from the beginning
No it wasn't, the clone wars tv show confirmed that anakin was indeed the chosen one, Palpatine just used to prophecy to his advantage to gain control of the galaxy for a while, now all of that lore gets thrown into the trash replaced with literal dogshit
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No the Clone Wars show just put a nail into the coffin of the idea that Anakin would bring balance. He had the power but he was too easily swayed by darkness and distracted by worldly issues. Either way if Anakin was made by the Sith he would have never have brought balance to shit either way.
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Anakin literally brought balance the force, the light was overpowering the dark then the dark took control and anakin killed the most powerful darksider, he died bringing balance to the force like it was prophesied, but Disney ruined everything and put the last nail in the coffin with this show, the last thing remaining that made anakin special got taken away
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Wiping out two factions controlling both aspects was bringing balance.
Who fricking cares? You’re arguing about canon in a franchise nobody cares about anymore. You’re fretting over the dog shitting on the carpet when the house is on fire.
that is such a nothingburger piece of lore I'm baffled people are pretending they care
like I could understand the rage about the hyperspace bullshit but this?
>Lady on the right is literally the same species as Maul
But she's clearly not??
the zabrak have two subspecies one with red skin one without with the non red ones being the "original" species from iridonia
>the zabrak have two subspecies
This is why star wars is dogshit. It made more sense for the sith to look evil because of the darkside. Then you morons added other alien species to explain why said character looks evil.
I actually read Darth Plageuis and there is no "he created life 1st". All Plageuis did was discover what already existed. It had aliens in pods he played with ala Dead Space trying to force build an army before playing with reviving a former sith apprentice instead.
He basically Dr Frankenstein with the Force mixed with philosopher.
Hate the show for every other reason but this detail isn't a good reason
>People are only hate watching it.
Literally doesn't matter. They're still watching it. If people had only hate-read the Harry Potter books Rowling would still be a billionaire.
She's the scapegoat isnt she, Kathleen Kennedy and Dave Filoni have been pushing this as her projects for months now. The failure will be hers and hers alone.
>People are only hate watching it
not even, i just enjoy reading the hate threads on Cinemaphile, can't bring myself to watch the show, i still have love for the original trilogy, but every time i watch nu-Wars it gets harder to pretend only the OT exists
Doesn't matter, she already got paid millions. The advertisers will also pay disney millions to no benefit. You will end up paying in the end. Human productivity is finite, and the rewards are already being funneled to these people.
>hate watching
That's confirmation bias speaking.... I'm merely reading threads, watching the odd clip on here and then shit post/review bombing it. I'd also imagine most poster who have actually watched it didn't pay a single penny to Disney. The more shit the churn out the less subs they'll get.
If you idiots stopped watching these shows and giving them free advertisement then yes their careers would be dead. But they will just blame retads for review bombing and get more work.
I don't like memeing on this dude. He's obviously mentally handicapped and is just enjoying his best life. He probably thinks he's actually interacting with the real Rey. And good on the actress for not being visually repulsed. Wholesome. Let him get whatever sparks of joy come his way.
Was anyone else expecting autist to go for a hug and rei flinching out of fear?
She must be incredibly nice or maybe just good at her job for that to be her first reaction.
i must admit i enjoy watching it for its trashyness.
its unbelievable. you buy up a whol franchise from a white guy and give it to men hating talentless hacks equiped with millions to make a statement about their worldview.
that was an accident, Plageuis and Palpatine tried creating the ultimate Sith out of thin air.
The idea was to Psychically destroy the Light Side with a very powerful overwhelming darkness and it backfired (or the Force fought back) and life was created.
Read the book Darth Plageuis, it's Expanded Universe kino but reject Disney Wars
>Sith lord child prodigy that could literally manipulate the midichlorians like no one ever could and figured out on his own how to make life from it >No other Sith in history could do this and their only means of making new life was to corrupt existing life with Sith magic/science >Oh yeah these two ladies did it 200 years prior. No biggie you silly boys.
This is why Disney sucks. They're creatively bankrupt. FFS Thrawn's return is basically "Palpatine's returned" redux.
Why don't they make any effort to actually look like extraterrestial aliens. When I see designs like these, it really looks like two humans with paint on their face and some horns. It breaks immersion. I don't get that feeling when I see Darth Maul, Ashoka nor Admiral Ackbar.
This is genuinely disgusting and everything lookes phoned in and reallyyyy gives vibes of "shit thrown at a wall to see what sticks". Well, not even that because it HAS to be woke politics in mind. Back then, you'd might be random enough to throw shit at walls to see what sticks because you'd be willing to give anything the green light as long as it guaranteed success. True capitalism in other words. They don't even care about success and profits anymore. They throw shit at fans instead of walls
Star Wars is meant to be for kids, it's a coming of age space fairy tale about a boy setting off into the world on his own. This shit is vile because it's just the battleground for some gay fricking culture war shitflinging between millenial soibeards who want to force wokeshit into everything and millenial neckbeards who want Star Wars to just be like whatever version of it they grew up with was like. When really it should just be a fun space adventure to appeal to young people
Chuds didn't lose, woketrannies didn't lose, they both won because they get to do what they love most; get in dumb fricking arguments about Star Wars. Only the kids lost, they're growing up on brainless tik tok and youtube shit because homosexuals in their 30s refuse to grow up and insist even the most infantile media has to be catered to their interests and sensibilities
Millennials are stuck in perpetual infantilism because the 2008 crash destroyed their future, and the resulting push for more “mainstream” content snuffed any millennial specific culture in the crib.
I don't think it's that I think millennials think they can use Star Wars, Marvel and other shit they grew up with as a conduit to enact political change and manipulate the youth but the youth doesn't end up watching it. They think kids will watch this and become gay but the reality is 99% of people watching this are 30+ year old adults.
>space fairy tale about a boy setting off into the world on his own
That's the original one. We live in post-prequel era. The prequels and all its spin-offs transformed Star Wars into something completely different.
Everyone I know who loves the prequels saw them as kids. Manchildren cried about how they were boring or Jar Jar was stupid and they won, now Star Wars is catered manchildren, the prequels weren't
I don't even like the prequels but they were still Star Wars, now it's just cynical corporate slop for people who collect funkos
that’s how Hollywood works, you bring in roasties to make it more appealing to the roastie demographic which is the most valuable demographic, all tv and film is like this, nothing is made for men except by accident
It’s entertaining to watch the ACKolyte crash and burn. Disney already had Solo flopping, the Last Jedi backlash and Kennedy still went forward with this.
Hollywood and others like GW simply shove women like Rey and Erda who are better than men in everything into existing franchises. When it predictably fails and leads to commercial flops and fan backlash they blame a “toxic fandom”.
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Daisy Ridley is really cute. I don't care what you homosexuals say.
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Also I've seen her boobies, even if they were dead at the time.
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body double. sorry
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Anonymous
Easily could've played Jaina Solo in a less moronic world. Daisy didn't fail her acting role, the writers and directors failed her.
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She was kind of her in the sequels with Jacen Solo being Kylo Ren, Disney didn't do anything original
>When really it should just be a fun space adventure to appeal to young people
Seems like you are agreeing with these people moron: >millenial neckbeards who want Star Wars to just be like whatever version of it they grew up with was like
how are these Black person lesbians for kids?
if star wars is just for kids, make stuff that kids like
not what terminally rejected cat women lesbian negresses want to inflict on people
At this point I will just assume they are trying to see how far can they inflict pain to the masses. Maybe they don't realize, but when it comes to the power of meme and laughter, it will always be far greater when compared to anger.
I am pretty sure Disney is being destroyed on purpose so they can sell to Apple and the elite can have just one or two huge media companies running everything. Disney is not going to be around in 10 years regardless of how much people want it to be.
I don't know why people are tripping out that this prequel story is exploring concepts from the films. That's literally the point of a prequel. What were they supposed to do exactly? Just have them all stand in a room and fight each other like a game of tekken?
It's a massively moronic retcon, but fans should know the franchise died the second george sold, and if you're really hardcore when phantom menace came out. Any discussion positive or negative creates impressions and only fuels the zombie. These companies know one side will clap and spend all day on Twitter praising it while the other side posts shit on reddit about how it's the worst thing ever. Both make the company money by raising awareness. The best thing you can do if you hate it is to ignore it all together because it's not going to get any better.
Mouse Wars is shite because it's obviously inspired by relevant shit from the 2010s and onwards. Lucas Wars was inspired by stuff from the 1970s like Kurosawa films, Vietnam War, WW2, oriental mysticism such as Buddhism, etc.
Obviously Mouse is giving you blacks, troons and gays.
At what point are these people going to realize they’ve confused culture on the one hand and a certain fashionable kind of politics among people who use the internet a lot?
Do people really still care about Star Wars? Why?
I don't understand who the target audience for this is. Lesbian women using the force to get pregnant? Who is this targeted towards? Women do not like Star Wars and most are repulsed by it. Men do not want to see she-boon lesbians in their films
I genuinely don't understand what their target demographic is for this
>you think any of the people shitting on this have watched it? >holy shit you israelites are not human
Thats even worse you're ironically shitting on a product instead of watching all the great samurai movies out there. You people are npcs fueled by the algorithm.
The target audience for it quite literally does not exist.
It's being done in large part because high up execs in nerd spaces like video games or IP based movies/tv shows have become convinced that there is a sizable audience that is just waiting to jump to these IPs but won't because there isn't a self insert for them in the same way that white males have self inserts everywhere.
So the execs think all they need to do is make a show where the main character is a black female disabled jedi or whatever, and that will instantly attract the black fanbase and the disabled fanbase and the female fanbase.
The problem is those people don't actually exist. There isn't some massive market of people that are just waiting to for representation to become a part of the fandom. There are SOME people that are like that, but not a LOT and certainly not enough to be making company wide decisions and mandates over.
Disney's theory is that men are going to watch Star Wars no matter what. So by making it "gay and lame" they can capture the female audience too and double up.
They're actually right about men being addicted to this garbage. Every single girlboss action movie has a majority male audience. Even shit like The Marvels and Madam Web was mostly male ticket buyers. What they're wrong about it is that women hate this shit and refuse to watch it. That's the only reason this plan is failing, women hate sci-fi and superheroes and no amount of pandering will change their minds.
The cast of the sequels are probably celebrating right now that their movies will not be remembered as the worst star wars (without counting the christmas special) content ever made. This series.. and especially episode 3 is on a whole other level. Don't watch it for your own wellbeing.
Don't you know it ? space queer negress witches has invented every cool things in the universe only to be genocided & stolen by white cis bigot jedi supremacist like yourself !
I think its funny how the witches claim women like them are persecuted and oppressed, while also admitting that what they do and believe is considered Dark, basically proving they deserve the persecution.
They even outright call themselves witches and are straight up grooming kids to become like them, clearly whatever really happened with that fire they deserved it.
Star wars fans are mentally ill losers yes. The franchise was bad when George added ewoks and killed boba fett. They watch and pretend to be outraged when every piece of stars after the 80s is pure dogshit with nothing writing. The gay witches is not even new.
Damn boomers are such incredible homosexuals it’s hard to believe it until you see it. 40 years later and you’re STILL upset about teddy bears in a kid’s movie? How is that comparable to space witch lesbian retcon?
>How is that comparable to space witch lesbian retcon?
Feloni and the EU homosexuals added that shit in the 90s-00s. Only mentally ill people still care about this franchise.
1. its not a retcon. a retcon would be if Palpatine had said Plagueis was the first to create life from The Force which he did not.
2. sorry but, i’m blaming Lucas for not preventing this sort of thing. could have put a clause in the contract forbidding pre-Phantom Menace media (could have also put a clause forbidding Luke Skywalker to be portrayed way OOC too but you know)
>if you notice, pay attention, or criticize Socio-political-ideological propaganda in your society you HAVE NO LIFE AND DO NOT EAT SLEEP OR BREATHE AND ARE COMPLETELY OBSESSED AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
When will stop using this deflection. I do yard work and I’ll stop by to say frick woke trash. Dilate
The Left rules by ignorance and manufactured consent
Normies are basically passive lefties because they treat the Leftwing position as the normal position because every institution espouses leftoid propaganda
i just want to understand what compels a "person" to post something like that unironically and it not being satire. the accompanying picture answers those still remaining questions as well as sheds a light on the average mental state of those in agreement and support in the comments. TTD
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Black person there have literally been rampant discord reddit raids defending wokeslop and it happens every time the latest slop drops. You can literally tell by the specific language used by so many posters in defense of trash. It’s the same shit every time
This is a franchise so unpopular they had to shut down all film production and move it to TV. No one's even watching, but i'm supposed to think everyone's up in arms about space witches? It doesn't make sense.
There's nothing left to get mad about. It hit the bottom of the barrel some time ago. It is an abandoned franchise. They could spray paint R2D2 brown and give it a weave and have it speak in broken beep-boop ebonics and nobody would care because that's just expected of Yidsney now
>make space witch coven dykes create life with the force thinking it's the best shit ever >literally the most stupid fricking thing since torturing kyber crystals to make them red
She will become Revan. That's all this is about. Remember that years ago Pablo Hidalgo was gleefully telling people he was going to make sure that Revan becomes a woman to own le evil EU fans.
>Build franchise from the ground up >somewhere near the end of its championing reign swap out the characters for gender charged reasons >retcon stuff so that the franchise was always gay from the beginning
when will they stop
Yoda reveal will save the show like Luke did Mando S2. Get ready got shots of Nerdrotic and Star Wars Theory crying when Yoda says "Not alone, you will be" and jumps in from offscreen to fight but not kill the Acolyte.
I thought Star Wars was super duper inclusive now, why do they need the force to make babies in a lesbian society? Can't they just get sperm from a "transbian" or are these transphobic nazi terf lesbian chuds?
Does anyone else feel like this show can be saved if I could go back in time? I am tearing my hair out in frustration like THIS COULD BE GOOOOOD! Frick.
Episode 4: set up the most cool assassination you can think of without weapons. Like a Hitman level. Its going to be this giant hotel maybe, or mansion, its going to have levels, and she has to climb and flip around and set up this entire interesting Rube Goldberg device type murder where she doesn't get seen and the dude dies.
Also we make this Jedi corrupt and gross as frick. Like he is this Baron Harkonnen almost looking fat guy but he's in a room banging a bunch of young Twi'leks eating literal chicken legs or bantha legs or something it looks like Fat Bastard. Its degenerate looks like the guy from that one Kill Bill Vol 2 cartoon.
Watching the assassination will be guilt free and really satisfying to see how it works. The cliffhanger is Jedi Sol catches up to her and discovers her and there is a chase into this dark misty place.
Episode 5: Half the episode is this super satisfying duel and conversation where Osha and Sol and having a deep talk about her mom being killed and Jedi being shitty. Sol has great lines about why Jedi deserve to exist. Then they fight. Its really awesome to watch full out Jedi vs. Ninja combat. Afterward Sol wins and puts Osha into a Jedi coma. She submits and they finally reunite the twins.
Episode 6: there is a massive reveal where someone dank from the past of the Old Republic becomes Sith and does so as a reaction to Jedi corruption and evil that we showed. This is the final fight seen in the trailer. Jedi are just getting wrecked left and right. Big reveal is that this dude causes the imbalance of the force that Anakin is hoped to solve.
Now I just made the show memorable, awesome, gives lore, gives sick kills and fights and I still have the lesbian stuff and all that and everyone can be trans IDC but I gave people what they wanted.
There is 8 episodes, anon. One of those should be the former padawan and current padawan of Sol scissoring each other for 30 minutes straight. The last one should be the Sith and sisters throwing a party for killing all the disgusting Jedi.
I used to think Star Wars couldn't get much worse after TFA came out, but then TLJ came our, Solo came out, TROS came out, Obi Wan came out, Boba Fett came out, and this shit came out. When will it end?
Most of you didn't watch it and are just repeating what you heard from your bubbles. The show is mid but it was a good opportunity to see how the internet is nowadays
Stop consuming products from other's pov. >I won't watch because I don't wanna lose my time
homie you're doing exactly that here
>Lesbian space witches created life from the force long before Darth Plagueis >Mfw Slopwars cucks get bent over yet again
Star Wars has ALWAYS been garbage but it's hilarious to see the kind of abuse that the people who still call themselves fans of this dead horse of a franchise get put through on a monthly basis. Stah Waws fans may actually be the most oppressed demographic on earth at this point.
>This is the level of coping Star Wars fans have to resort to to stay sane
You people have been put through so much, it's really not fair. Enjoying garbage IS worthy of punishment but I think Disney is going overboard with you guys.
No one cares because anyone who cared enough to read those novels will think Disney’s shit is non canon. It’s that simple. Just like rings of power, it’s non canon
No one is watching this
It’s true. Some anon in another thread asked what reddit thought of this but the thread aged out before I could reply. Here are the top three posts
>I like the guy from squid games
>Why is Greedo here?
>Heres a star wars vending machine
I couldn’t find a post about leabian space witches. No one is watching this shit.
>1st, 2nd episodes draw 4.8 million viewers
>WOM, curiosity over ‘franchise destroying lore’ lead to episode 3 having 5.2 million viewers
Ack!olyte is the most successful SW series since Mando.
Source on any of that blatantly made up bullshit?
>1st, 2nd episodes draw 4.8 million viewers
Why are you lying?
How can a third episode of a show have more viewers? People just start casually watch a show from the third episode?
Source, homosexual
correct, however, its doesn't have to stop us from continuously, endlessly and relentlessly dogpiling disney for the abhorent BS they do inthe name of Woke and DEIA agenda.
the day where we start executing traitors, seditionists and woke shitsters cannot come soon enough
Ya Boi Zach said to stop bashing this and Furiosa
I forgot that guy existed lmao did he win his lawsuit?
He won
Lol is he still going to underground sex clubs and letting his gf lick the cum of other men?
>Ya Boi Zach
The famous cuckold porn star?
Im confused
Assmongold uses that same phrase as well
Is not asmon, is the diversity and comics guy
star wars died after the release of return of the sith
lego star wars II was good
That game was from 2006, no?
Shame it's not a pair of based crust busters.
People are only hate watching it. It doesnt destroy Star Wars, its just destroys Leslye Headlands reputation.
>It doesnt destroy Star Wars
It does destroy former lore that no force user could create life using the force.
To be honest who gives a shit? Star wars isnt worth a bucket a cold vomit at the moment, if a bunch of space dykes can make force babies so what?
anakin's importance has been greatly reduced. the people at Disney are intentionally chipping away at the old content to make way for new yas queen content
>anakin's importance has been greatly reduced.
He's no longer the chosen one, he didn't defeat the emperor a brought balance to the force and he wasn't the first to be born from the force, Disney really hates Anakin
He never was, Luke did all that shit.
Luke didn't do any of that, anakin in the original trilogy did, then Disney ruined it by doing the sequels and other dogshit TV shows, you fricking moronic plebbitor
1999
>George ruined Luke because now Anakin is the savior of the galaxy??? REEEEEE
What are you even talking about? Jesus christ, now the people that don't know anything about star wars, arent fans and hate it are defending this trash show, why?
80 IQ post
kek im just shit posting
bu in all seriousness I dont think this show is very good but only because of the writing and directing quality. I could care less about woke lesbians. Give the same exact script to Tony Gilroy and have him rewrite it and direct and it would be kino
>Tony Gilroy
If he was writing this show then the force and jedi wouldn't even get mentioned
No, Luke in the original trilogy did.
Then George changed his mind during the prequels and said anakin was the chosen one.
Who defeated Palpatine in the end? Anakin did
pfffffffft
yeah right
analking just did the very very end part
frick it
this is public record, if you care enough to not be a bullshitter you'll look it up if you dont it's no skin off my back
He did all of it, Luke did nothing to Palpatine except reject him and get electrocuted
You're not going to believe this one either then, Luke and Leia werent siblings when anh and esb were filmed.
That was something george pulled out of his ass and retconned just like he did anakin being the chosen one.
It's not a retcon if isn't violating anything that was established in canon. It just went with being unsaid and George took that and ran with one of the most recognizable plot twists ever put on screen.
Keep telling yourself that.
I dont know why it's such a hard pill to swallow for warsgays that george didnt ever have the whole story nailed down 100% or didnt have the other parts firmly in mind when he made any given one.
Who cares about that, when you watched RotJ as a kid did you think Luke killed the Emperor? no, because that isn't what happened
The prophecy was a lie from the beginning if Anakin was the product of sith magic. I always thought it would make for sense for Palpatine to just be full of lies but no everything anyone said even in the middle of manipulating others is 200% true.
>The prophecy was a lie from the beginning
No it wasn't, the clone wars tv show confirmed that anakin was indeed the chosen one, Palpatine just used to prophecy to his advantage to gain control of the galaxy for a while, now all of that lore gets thrown into the trash replaced with literal dogshit
No the Clone Wars show just put a nail into the coffin of the idea that Anakin would bring balance. He had the power but he was too easily swayed by darkness and distracted by worldly issues. Either way if Anakin was made by the Sith he would have never have brought balance to shit either way.
Anakin literally brought balance the force, the light was overpowering the dark then the dark took control and anakin killed the most powerful darksider, he died bringing balance to the force like it was prophesied, but Disney ruined everything and put the last nail in the coffin with this show, the last thing remaining that made anakin special got taken away
Wiping out two factions controlling both aspects was bringing balance.
Who fricking cares? You’re arguing about canon in a franchise nobody cares about anymore. You’re fretting over the dog shitting on the carpet when the house is on fire.
Thats the least of Star Wars problems isnt it?
It doesn't destroy anything, just ignore this troony fanfiction
True and based, except disney starslop isn't even fanfiction, it's hate-fiction. In my opinion, disney starslop is never canon no matter what.
that is such a nothingburger piece of lore I'm baffled people are pretending they care
like I could understand the rage about the hyperspace bullshit but this?
the zabrak have two subspecies one with red skin one without with the non red ones being the "original" species from iridonia
The females are the Night Sisters
>the zabrak have two subspecies
This is why star wars is dogshit. It made more sense for the sith to look evil because of the darkside. Then you morons added other alien species to explain why said character looks evil.
The 2 types of zabrak appeared in episode 1, moron Darth Maul and a member of the jedi council
It was introduced in TCW, it's probably George's idea.
I actually read Darth Plageuis and there is no "he created life 1st". All Plageuis did was discover what already existed. It had aliens in pods he played with ala Dead Space trying to force build an army before playing with reviving a former sith apprentice instead.
He basically Dr Frankenstein with the Force mixed with philosopher.
Hate the show for every other reason but this detail isn't a good reason
oh ok
>People are only hate watching it.
Literally doesn't matter. They're still watching it. If people had only hate-read the Harry Potter books Rowling would still be a billionaire.
Its not a lot of people though. It really only the streamers and any everyone else is just watching their reaction videos
Doesn’t matter. She’ll fail upwards like Rian Johnson.
She's the scapegoat isnt she, Kathleen Kennedy and Dave Filoni have been pushing this as her projects for months now. The failure will be hers and hers alone.
>The fault is not mine, sir. Kathleen Kennedy must answer!
>People are only hate watching it
not even, i just enjoy reading the hate threads on Cinemaphile, can't bring myself to watch the show, i still have love for the original trilogy, but every time i watch nu-Wars it gets harder to pretend only the OT exists
All this nee trash may be canon now, but when the OT came out none of it existed.
Very easy for me to cope this way.
Doesn't matter, she already got paid millions. The advertisers will also pay disney millions to no benefit. You will end up paying in the end. Human productivity is finite, and the rewards are already being funneled to these people.
>hate watching
That's confirmation bias speaking.... I'm merely reading threads, watching the odd clip on here and then shit post/review bombing it. I'd also imagine most poster who have actually watched it didn't pay a single penny to Disney. The more shit the churn out the less subs they'll get.
If you idiots stopped watching these shows and giving them free advertisement then yes their careers would be dead. But they will just blame retads for review bombing and get more work.
>the mental image when you hear star wars fans talk
Why these autists always have the Chris chan body type?
Fricked up hormones because the brain is fricked
Have you ever seen an autist at a gym? Oh wait, you never go there either.
I don't like memeing on this dude. He's obviously mentally handicapped and is just enjoying his best life. He probably thinks he's actually interacting with the real Rey. And good on the actress for not being visually repulsed. Wholesome. Let him get whatever sparks of joy come his way.
That's actually wholesome.
Once again park Rey mogs real Rey.
That's mini Rey
Pale imitation.
She's cute. More attractive than a lot of modern hags
>in and out
>booth shot
Kek this b***h sells her pussy
Was anyone else expecting autist to go for a hug and rei flinching out of fear?
She must be incredibly nice or maybe just good at her job for that to be her first reaction.
she showed more respect to star wars fans in this clip than disney have in 9 years
>making fun of mentally handicapped people to prove you're a better person than the chuds
yes
Big bunda me likey
when he went for the hug it was pretty scary
Genuinely brings a tear to my eye she pretends to be interested in his tard rant. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
never been able to watch the webm, the cringe is too much for me to handle
the dude is genuinely moronic, not autistically moronic so it's not cringy
He crushes mice in his spare time.
>literal moron gets more female contact than me
You can literally go to an amusement park with costumed people and ask for a light hug after a brief conversation.
conversation?
Based autistic Star Wars fan and based Disney actress. There is no cringe here.
One of my favorite webm on Cinemaphile
Props to the Rey girl for being so nice to the boy and acting all interested. I hope they're both doing good.
>Litteral Based moron
>Based actress doing her best to give him his best life
That webm alone makes me think that some women are okay
i must admit i enjoy watching it for its trashyness.
its unbelievable. you buy up a whol franchise from a white guy and give it to men hating talentless hacks equiped with millions to make a statement about their worldview.
what evil is behind all this.
The israelite
Der evige jude
>please, stop, I have a mortal wound there
Which life did Plagueis create?
Anakin
that was an accident, Plageuis and Palpatine tried creating the ultimate Sith out of thin air.
The idea was to Psychically destroy the Light Side with a very powerful overwhelming darkness and it backfired (or the Force fought back) and life was created.
Read the book Darth Plageuis, it's Expanded Universe kino but reject Disney Wars
>Massive retcon
>It just undermines a single quote from a movie that doesn't change anything in the big picture
>Sith lord child prodigy that could literally manipulate the midichlorians like no one ever could and figured out on his own how to make life from it
>No other Sith in history could do this and their only means of making new life was to corrupt existing life with Sith magic/science
>Oh yeah these two ladies did it 200 years prior. No biggie you silly boys.
This is why Disney sucks. They're creatively bankrupt. FFS Thrawn's return is basically "Palpatine's returned" redux.
This is not even a retcon. It changes nothing. If anything it confirms that the story may have been true.
you were told the force is female
just more disney anti-fan-fiction
>anti-fan-fiction
This perfectly describes all of the ""modern"" star wars/trek drivel. Well done.
No you don't get it, my oc is the strongest! I looked up all the impressive benchmark tests in the lore and doubled them.
Why don't they make any effort to actually look like extraterrestial aliens. When I see designs like these, it really looks like two humans with paint on their face and some horns. It breaks immersion. I don't get that feeling when I see Darth Maul, Ashoka nor Admiral Ackbar.
This is genuinely disgusting and everything lookes phoned in and reallyyyy gives vibes of "shit thrown at a wall to see what sticks". Well, not even that because it HAS to be woke politics in mind. Back then, you'd might be random enough to throw shit at walls to see what sticks because you'd be willing to give anything the green light as long as it guaranteed success. True capitalism in other words. They don't even care about success and profits anymore. They throw shit at fans instead of walls
It looks like a human and a zabrak. This is how they look I don't know what you expected.
Lady on the right is literally the same species as Maul and pic related. Stop b***hing.
ok then what the frick is that turd monster on the left supposed to be?
A human woman. I can understand the confusion, given that you've probably never been in close contact with one before.
>human
Black personus erectus, we actually have those in our world
>Lady on the right is literally the same species as Maul
But she's clearly not??
ESG killed aliens in film
Star Wars is meant to be for kids, it's a coming of age space fairy tale about a boy setting off into the world on his own. This shit is vile because it's just the battleground for some gay fricking culture war shitflinging between millenial soibeards who want to force wokeshit into everything and millenial neckbeards who want Star Wars to just be like whatever version of it they grew up with was like. When really it should just be a fun space adventure to appeal to young people
Chuds didn't lose, woketrannies didn't lose, they both won because they get to do what they love most; get in dumb fricking arguments about Star Wars. Only the kids lost, they're growing up on brainless tik tok and youtube shit because homosexuals in their 30s refuse to grow up and insist even the most infantile media has to be catered to their interests and sensibilities
Millennials are stuck in perpetual infantilism because the 2008 crash destroyed their future, and the resulting push for more “mainstream” content snuffed any millennial specific culture in the crib.
I don't think it's that I think millennials think they can use Star Wars, Marvel and other shit they grew up with as a conduit to enact political change and manipulate the youth but the youth doesn't end up watching it. They think kids will watch this and become gay but the reality is 99% of people watching this are 30+ year old adults.
Blame Lucas.
>space fairy tale about a boy setting off into the world on his own
That's the original one. We live in post-prequel era. The prequels and all its spin-offs transformed Star Wars into something completely different.
Everyone I know who loves the prequels saw them as kids. Manchildren cried about how they were boring or Jar Jar was stupid and they won, now Star Wars is catered manchildren, the prequels weren't
I don't even like the prequels but they were still Star Wars, now it's just cynical corporate slop for people who collect funkos
Why do you think Millennials are behind this? They have no money or power in Hollywood.
They're the ones who write this shit
Also I found this while looking up the writers kek
Some african woman who told Headland she'd never seen any Star Wars, to which Headland replied she was perfect for the show. Explains a lot doesnt it.
that’s how Hollywood works, you bring in roasties to make it more appealing to the roastie demographic which is the most valuable demographic, all tv and film is like this, nothing is made for men except by accident
But roasties do not care for SW, action movies or any franchise that isn't 50 Shades of Grey
tell that to the israelites
Now they know: they lost the audiences and lost credibility
If they pandered to adult straight white men, Disney would have made 10 trillion by now
It’s entertaining to watch the ACKolyte crash and burn. Disney already had Solo flopping, the Last Jedi backlash and Kennedy still went forward with this.
its almost as if the chud narrative isn't real or something
Hollywood and others like GW simply shove women like Rey and Erda who are better than men in everything into existing franchises. When it predictably fails and leads to commercial flops and fan backlash they blame a “toxic fandom”.
Daisy Ridley is really cute. I don't care what you homosexuals say.
Also I've seen her boobies, even if they were dead at the time.
body double. sorry
Easily could've played Jaina Solo in a less moronic world. Daisy didn't fail her acting role, the writers and directors failed her.
She was kind of her in the sequels with Jacen Solo being Kylo Ren, Disney didn't do anything original
>Jacen Solo
Stupidest fricking name.
It's star wars
It's just Jason, anon.
first intelligent post on Cinemaphile ever
t. unintelligent
>When really it should just be a fun space adventure to appeal to young people
Seems like you are agreeing with these people moron:
>millenial neckbeards who want Star Wars to just be like whatever version of it they grew up with was like
Not really, same kind of people that complained about Ewoks or Jar Jar being too childish
this, imagine being in your 30s still complaining about star wars
how are these Black person lesbians for kids?
if star wars is just for kids, make stuff that kids like
not what terminally rejected cat women lesbian negresses want to inflict on people
Remember when Rey just resurrected a dead Kylo with the Force? Would have been useful to Anakin if Yoda had told him to just force heal Padme lmao.
It was the other way around. Rey died and Kylo un-died her. Then died and disappeared so she could return the favor.
*couldn't
They took blood sample. If it was force child, they'd have noticed it from the midichlorian count.
YASS YASS DIVERSITY!
Star Wars is fricking gay can we just start ignoring it like some random neverending soap opera
At this point I will just assume they are trying to see how far can they inflict pain to the masses. Maybe they don't realize, but when it comes to the power of meme and laughter, it will always be far greater when compared to anger.
because every post counts as a "view minute"
I am pretty sure Disney is being destroyed on purpose so they can sell to Apple and the elite can have just one or two huge media companies running everything. Disney is not going to be around in 10 years regardless of how much people want it to be.
We do it to redpill normies into alt right and make them based, same as why leftist slam Mr Birchum to make morr snoyjacks our of normies
Because they realized it is sooooo bad that the only hope of people watching it is to see how bad it is. The morbius paradox.
I don't know why people are tripping out that this prequel story is exploring concepts from the films. That's literally the point of a prequel. What were they supposed to do exactly? Just have them all stand in a room and fight each other like a game of tekken?
keep going little seething mouseBlack person you’re the funniest part of this thread
should've prioritized making an entertaining story instead of using it as a vehicle for lesbian utopia
What part of that looked like a utopia to you?
Why are you so brown?
>inter-racial lesbian witch couple created everything
it's like there's a competition to see who can come up with the most absurd shit possible
It's like a /misc/ shit post made reality
I feel like I hear this a lot now, every third thing in the news is a 2016 /misc/ schizo fantasy made reality
That's the clown world we're currently living in
So, have you finally realized that /misc/ us often quite prescient, as long as you azoid the schizos?
Space Lesbians Sexo
If they were physically attractive and wore skimpy costumes, sure.
Ackolyte’s space lesbian are all ugly and, mercifully, covered with burkas.
Why is the first letter in each word capitalized?
>Tammrtswlrlswclfrflbdp
What's the message?
NOOOOOOO WHITE PLAGUEIS CREATED LIFE FIRST NO!!!!!!
We need troonys Lesbians kissing in Star Wars for my penis to go full erect
It's a massively moronic retcon, but fans should know the franchise died the second george sold, and if you're really hardcore when phantom menace came out. Any discussion positive or negative creates impressions and only fuels the zombie. These companies know one side will clap and spend all day on Twitter praising it while the other side posts shit on reddit about how it's the worst thing ever. Both make the company money by raising awareness. The best thing you can do if you hate it is to ignore it all together because it's not going to get any better.
Mouse Wars is shite because it's obviously inspired by relevant shit from the 2010s and onwards. Lucas Wars was inspired by stuff from the 1970s like Kurosawa films, Vietnam War, WW2, oriental mysticism such as Buddhism, etc.
Obviously Mouse is giving you blacks, troons and gays.
You will eventually enjoy it if disney keeps it up long enough
ummmm source?
Wtf anons? You're supposed to frick the futa not get fricked by the futa
I am constipated today, so I wouldn't mind a little butthole stretching tbh
This is why you're skinny-fat anon, your belly is full of shit, start eating fiber
The real issue is I fried shredded mozzarella cheese with butter in a non stick pan yesterday and ate it like bread yesterday.
Laxatives NOW
If it gets worse I will get sugar free gummy bears which are less intense but get the job done. Pray for me anons
For love of God, please, source? Been looking for this forever
Blah blah blah and yet no SOURCE??
Dakkoku Jiro
>Dakkoku Jiro
Thanks, King <3
Star Wars ripping off the Bene Gesserit now?
Look Chewy! I've turned myself into a worm! I'm wormy Minority Jedi now!
>inb4 songoku bajita shit nuggets smegma bawd pasta
At what point are these people going to realize they’ve confused culture on the one hand and a certain fashionable kind of politics among people who use the internet a lot?
$180 million budget and I have seen zero evidence yet on where they could have possibly spent that money.
Positive critic reviews on RT
You also havent seen leslye headlands private porno & drug collection.
Do people really still care about Star Wars? Why?
I don't understand who the target audience for this is. Lesbian women using the force to get pregnant? Who is this targeted towards? Women do not like Star Wars and most are repulsed by it. Men do not want to see she-boon lesbians in their films
I genuinely don't understand what their target demographic is for this
cool it with the anti-semitism
>Men do not want to see she-boon lesbians in their films
yeah they do.
how much did disney pay to have the mods delete that star wars sucks get?
>redditor actually believes this
kwab
how did you come to this conclusion based on that post and all these threads?
KEK
you think any of the people shitting on this have watched it?
holy shit you israelites are not human
>you think any of the people shitting on this have watched it?
>holy shit you israelites are not human
Thats even worse you're ironically shitting on a product instead of watching all the great samurai movies out there. You people are npcs fueled by the algorithm.
The target audience for it quite literally does not exist.
It's being done in large part because high up execs in nerd spaces like video games or IP based movies/tv shows have become convinced that there is a sizable audience that is just waiting to jump to these IPs but won't because there isn't a self insert for them in the same way that white males have self inserts everywhere.
So the execs think all they need to do is make a show where the main character is a black female disabled jedi or whatever, and that will instantly attract the black fanbase and the disabled fanbase and the female fanbase.
The problem is those people don't actually exist. There isn't some massive market of people that are just waiting to for representation to become a part of the fandom. There are SOME people that are like that, but not a LOT and certainly not enough to be making company wide decisions and mandates over.
Disney's theory is that men are going to watch Star Wars no matter what. So by making it "gay and lame" they can capture the female audience too and double up.
They're actually right about men being addicted to this garbage. Every single girlboss action movie has a majority male audience. Even shit like The Marvels and Madam Web was mostly male ticket buyers. What they're wrong about it is that women hate this shit and refuse to watch it. That's the only reason this plan is failing, women hate sci-fi and superheroes and no amount of pandering will change their minds.
the force awakens and game of thrones are what israelites justified their behavior with
I haven't touched star wars in years
The target demographic is people like Grace Randolph
The cast of the sequels are probably celebrating right now that their movies will not be remembered as the worst star wars (without counting the christmas special) content ever made. This series.. and especially episode 3 is on a whole other level. Don't watch it for your own wellbeing.
So?
luke use the thread
>Luke, Luke, you must make a youtube channel, where you will make anti woke propaganda videos and generally seethe
>no no no childe, think of the force more like a thread and weave it into a gentle scarf like you would for your cats
>Go and get your sewing machine, you box-shiner
Remember, the Thread™ will be with you always
I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of jive jigaboo mumbo jumbo.
Reminds of the Loki show with the female writers shitting on previous mega-successful MCU movies.
why are modern women so obssessed with being ''witches'', it's fricking embarassing
Is this why almost every woman has ugly tattoo's these days?
fricking hell. are we going to babysit shit ton amount of newbie because of this?
Don't you know it ? space queer negress witches has invented every cool things in the universe only to be genocided & stolen by white cis bigot jedi supremacist like yourself !
I think its funny how the witches claim women like them are persecuted and oppressed, while also admitting that what they do and believe is considered Dark, basically proving they deserve the persecution.
They even outright call themselves witches and are straight up grooming kids to become like them, clearly whatever really happened with that fire they deserved it.
>All those deleted posts
i wonder about the bmi and relationship/employment status of people who talk about star wars like they do itt
>Lesbian space witches
put a chick in it, make her gay, make it lame
The TV Show
>I'm so mad! Grrrrrrr!!!!!
>Are you going to stop watching?
>No, I love Star Wars.
Anyone who hates the new Star wars that much has pretty much stopped watching. The only people left are the hardcore and the access shills.
Nobody is watching, we are only laughing.
Who's watching? Clearly not me
Star wars fans are mentally ill losers yes. The franchise was bad when George added ewoks and killed boba fett. They watch and pretend to be outraged when every piece of stars after the 80s is pure dogshit with nothing writing. The gay witches is not even new.
Damn boomers are such incredible homosexuals it’s hard to believe it until you see it. 40 years later and you’re STILL upset about teddy bears in a kid’s movie? How is that comparable to space witch lesbian retcon?
What that anon's doing is the age old "It's always been X" argument to shove all criticisms away on why things got so much fricking worse.
>How is that comparable to space witch lesbian retcon?
Feloni and the EU homosexuals added that shit in the 90s-00s. Only mentally ill people still care about this franchise.
i don’t like it but:
1. its not a retcon. a retcon would be if Palpatine had said Plagueis was the first to create life from The Force which he did not.
2. sorry but, i’m blaming Lucas for not preventing this sort of thing. could have put a clause in the contract forbidding pre-Phantom Menace media (could have also put a clause forbidding Luke Skywalker to be portrayed way OOC too but you know)
Sweet summer child.
Love it when the good guys win.
>if you notice, pay attention, or criticize Socio-political-ideological propaganda in your society you HAVE NO LIFE AND DO NOT EAT SLEEP OR BREATHE AND ARE COMPLETELY OBSESSED AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
When will stop using this deflection. I do yard work and I’ll stop by to say frick woke trash. Dilate
Lmfao, no need to get so mad.
The Left rules by ignorance and manufactured consent
Normies are basically passive lefties because they treat the Leftwing position as the normal position because every institution espouses leftoid propaganda
What is the point of this comic from the comic author's viewpoint? Yes, subhumans destroyed this guy's entertainment and made his life miserable. And?
i just want to understand what compels a "person" to post something like that unironically and it not being satire. the accompanying picture answers those still remaining questions as well as sheds a light on the average mental state of those in agreement and support in the comments. TTD
is this a leftie scum pretending to be a chud or something? reads like a leftist meme with the word jumble
"So, what enjoyment do you get out of life?" has to be the biggest self-own in meme history.
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How would you cope with this shit if you were a Star Wars fan? I mean honestly.
True Star Wars fans left the plantation. The series died a long time ago. We know what true SW is
Only normie cattle and lefties who gotta defend their woke agitprop watch this shit
>black woman’s kid don’t have no baby daddy
how would you cope with that shit if you were a BLACK Star Wars fan? lmao
kinda crazy they got so woke they accidentally turned racist
Just like ubisoft putting hip hop music introducing the black "samurai" in their new assassins creed game
where tyrone at
Nobody is safe from the humiliation ritual, not even a single black mother.
Eh, I've seen it a couple of time in yuri hentai doujins so it's not too bad.
Pops went out for blue milk and never came back...
How hard did those viewership numbers plummet.
So we all assuming pagueis and sheev aren't alive during this time.
Even the outrage feels fake.
>outrage
Black person there have literally been rampant discord reddit raids defending wokeslop and it happens every time the latest slop drops. You can literally tell by the specific language used by so many posters in defense of trash. It’s the same shit every time
>rampant discord reddit raids
Noone is watching and noone cares enough to raid Cinemaphile. Thats how dull the show is.
This is a franchise so unpopular they had to shut down all film production and move it to TV. No one's even watching, but i'm supposed to think everyone's up in arms about space witches? It doesn't make sense.
There's nothing left to get mad about. It hit the bottom of the barrel some time ago. It is an abandoned franchise. They could spray paint R2D2 brown and give it a weave and have it speak in broken beep-boop ebonics and nobody would care because that's just expected of Yidsney now
Please in the future post the phrase 'star wars' in your comment so that my filter catches it.
Reminder that Lucas enabled this shit with his prequel 'Jedi induct 6 year olds into the Temple' garbage
>make space witch coven dykes create life with the force thinking it's the best shit ever
>literally the most stupid fricking thing since torturing kyber crystals to make them red
>literally the most stupid fricking thing since t
don't care, still not watching nu star slop
Star Wars Episodes 1-6? Yup, those are my kinda movies.
She will become Revan. That's all this is about. Remember that years ago Pablo Hidalgo was gleefully telling people he was going to make sure that Revan becomes a woman to own le evil EU fans.
That's not possible (I think) cuz this series takes place 100 years before the phantom menace, also where the frick is Yoda?
oh you're right, I forgot how much they care about making sense and being accurate to lore and timelines.
Doctor who Timeless Child moment
>Build franchise from the ground up
>somewhere near the end of its championing reign swap out the characters for gender charged reasons
>retcon stuff so that the franchise was always gay from the beginning
when will they stop
remember in the 90s and early 2000s we had likeable star wars characters?
wookie feet
Yoda reveal will save the show like Luke did Mando S2. Get ready got shots of Nerdrotic and Star Wars Theory crying when Yoda says "Not alone, you will be" and jumps in from offscreen to fight but not kill the Acolyte.
Not this time, Disney diluted the nostalgia factor with mandalorian so much that now people complain when old characters return
I thought Star Wars was super duper inclusive now, why do they need the force to make babies in a lesbian society? Can't they just get sperm from a "transbian" or are these transphobic nazi terf lesbian chuds?
>Not forming your own headcanon about the franchises you like and ignoring what uppity troons are doing to it
ngmi
As a Sonic fan, this eventually becomes the only option you have
The sonic fandom is conformed by 90% autists and 10% gay Black folks and most of them are now trannies, very grim fate for such a cool character
Does anyone else feel like this show can be saved if I could go back in time? I am tearing my hair out in frustration like THIS COULD BE GOOOOOD! Frick.
Episode 4: set up the most cool assassination you can think of without weapons. Like a Hitman level. Its going to be this giant hotel maybe, or mansion, its going to have levels, and she has to climb and flip around and set up this entire interesting Rube Goldberg device type murder where she doesn't get seen and the dude dies.
Also we make this Jedi corrupt and gross as frick. Like he is this Baron Harkonnen almost looking fat guy but he's in a room banging a bunch of young Twi'leks eating literal chicken legs or bantha legs or something it looks like Fat Bastard. Its degenerate looks like the guy from that one Kill Bill Vol 2 cartoon.
Watching the assassination will be guilt free and really satisfying to see how it works. The cliffhanger is Jedi Sol catches up to her and discovers her and there is a chase into this dark misty place.
Episode 5: Half the episode is this super satisfying duel and conversation where Osha and Sol and having a deep talk about her mom being killed and Jedi being shitty. Sol has great lines about why Jedi deserve to exist. Then they fight. Its really awesome to watch full out Jedi vs. Ninja combat. Afterward Sol wins and puts Osha into a Jedi coma. She submits and they finally reunite the twins.
Episode 6: there is a massive reveal where someone dank from the past of the Old Republic becomes Sith and does so as a reaction to Jedi corruption and evil that we showed. This is the final fight seen in the trailer. Jedi are just getting wrecked left and right. Big reveal is that this dude causes the imbalance of the force that Anakin is hoped to solve.
Now I just made the show memorable, awesome, gives lore, gives sick kills and fights and I still have the lesbian stuff and all that and everyone can be trans IDC but I gave people what they wanted.
This show can never be saved after that ooga-booga new age feminist group therapy session
https://x.com/Nerdrotics/status/1800714753574387890
What? Luke literally spends several movies talking to ghosts like he's on a fricking zoom call and this is the line for you? Give me a break.
There is 8 episodes, anon. One of those should be the former padawan and current padawan of Sol scissoring each other for 30 minutes straight. The last one should be the Sith and sisters throwing a party for killing all the disgusting Jedi.
>Disney uses their massive propaganda network to steer public discussion and promote a narrative once again
The force being female (non-binary) is not very inclusive.
Apologize. Every year and every release you must be closer into doing so.
Closer?
>Implying people considers anything Disney Wars does as canon
homie please.
I used to think Star Wars couldn't get much worse after TFA came out, but then TLJ came our, Solo came out, TROS came out, Obi Wan came out, Boba Fett came out, and this shit came out. When will it end?
Andor will win in the end. Andor is the future of Star Wars
Most of you didn't watch it and are just repeating what you heard from your bubbles. The show is mid but it was a good opportunity to see how the internet is nowadays
Stop consuming products from other's pov.
>I won't watch because I don't wanna lose my time
homie you're doing exactly that here
Ok, in your own words tell me what’s good about it.
>Lesbian space witches created life from the force long before Darth Plagueis
>Mfw Slopwars cucks get bent over yet again
Star Wars has ALWAYS been garbage but it's hilarious to see the kind of abuse that the people who still call themselves fans of this dead horse of a franchise get put through on a monthly basis. Stah Waws fans may actually be the most oppressed demographic on earth at this point.
what if Darth Plagueis taught them how to do it?
>This is the level of coping Star Wars fans have to resort to to stay sane
You people have been put through so much, it's really not fair. Enjoying garbage IS worthy of punishment but I think Disney is going overboard with you guys.
No one cares because anyone who cared enough to read those novels will think Disney’s shit is non canon. It’s that simple. Just like rings of power, it’s non canon
ENOUGH.
ENTER.
Who are these silly aliens and why are their muscles so underdeveloped?
I was all like
>why are the band members of the red hot chili peppers in this star wars show
What do those two aliens intend to do to that e-girl when they catch her?
T_T
Source?
humans are da evil
this always reminds me of
People get laughed at for admitting to watching star wars nowadays
They want you angry.
This stopped being about money long ago.
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THE POWER OF ONE
THE POWER OF TWO
THE POWER OF MAAANYYYYYYYY