Aquarium (MCA, 1997) contains all their hits. These are mostly lighthearted nursery rhymes, sung by Lene Grawford Nystrøm (former TV host) in the register of the dumb girl and counter-sung by René Dif (a former disc jockey) in a clownish baritone. The music is arranged by Claus Norreen and Søren Rasted, both specialists of electronic keyboards, and comply with the standards of the genre: exuberant polyrhythms, melodious counterpoints with crystalline timbres, eccentricity distributed sparingly, a sense of humor which is more Latin than Nordic. The music is plastic, artificial, malleable, and smooth. The group wins by virtue of truly memorable melodies. The arrangements transform everything into a disengaged game.
Those of Roses Are Red (their first hit), Happy Boys And Girls , Doctor Jones and Lollypop are first and foremost irresistible choruses, but also enthralling cadences. Orchestrations filled with “candy" effects also make them fun. It is an art that is sublimated in two classy "novelty” tracks like My Oh My and Barbie Girl , driven by glorious melodic progressions and a stolen drumbeat from hundreds of summer club hits. It's hard to ask for more from these techno-era music boxes.
Anyone always assumed that this song is satirical and actually about objectification of women? Apparently it's not lmao and some people were trying to cancel them over it, i actually couldn't believe it, the lyrics are so on the nose over-the-top
objectification was not even a thing people talked a out seriously until 2010, women and men alike used to love fun white songs with innuendo and playful sexiness
The band refused to license the song due to Mattel suing them when the song came out. Mattel claimed it portrayed Barbie in a negative light and was hurting sales. The case was dismissed but I don't blame them for not giving Mattel what they want.
>the judge Alex Kozinski also threw out the defamation lawsuit that Aqua's record company filed against Mattel, concluding his ruling: "The parties are advised to chill."
>You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?
if you read the interview he just says they split home work evenly, like he tries too cook sometimes and shit sometimes, it's not about troon shit, journalists are making clickbait from wording that they use in a different way to progressivist tards
>Mister goose, are you raising your son to do man stuff or women, gender specific stuff? >uhhh... he's just doing... stuff... >YAAASS QUEEN a fellow genderfluid ally!
>opening scene is at Babrie's mansion >everyone is having a good time except for Ken >Barbie calls out to Ken, "Come on Ken, play with me!" >Ken is leaning his back against the wall >"Not today kid" He walks out of the house >Barbie runs after him >"But Ken, what's the matter? Don't you want to have fun in my plastic hot tub?" >he turns around towards her >looks at Barbie without smilling >"But that's the thing Barbie...Life is....plastic...but it's not fantastic" >drives off in his battery powered toy car >Nightcalls start playing in the background >"BARBIE" logo pops up in the screen
Uh, Goose bros, is this really our new personality? I don't think I can Kenmaxx, this is the first time he's NOT just like me.
Bro, the Goose always made it easy for us, but now he's asking us to try harder, become more than we were before. I'm going to do my best, will you join me, my Ken bro?
If Goose-sama can take the Kenpill then so can I. There’s nothing Goose wouldn’t do that he didn’t know that I can’t do too, he’s literally me after all.
Actually I've been doing pull-ups, push ups and crunches in my room for a few weeks now. This is just in time. The goose and me are truly literally the same, we're synchronized.
I tried to rewatch Pleasantville a few weeks ago and couldn't finish it. Hollywood has literally always been propaganda, I was just too young to notice.
just pull two attractive young people off the street, it's not going to affect the quality of the final product. aren't Robbie and Gosling in their 40's? wtf is Hollywood doing
>Spend your time only doing dark, brooding characters or serious romantic characters >Most of them either get shattered by love or involved with serious love in some way >Get offer to do Barbie >Frick it, it sounds like fun
Honestly I'm glad he gets to have some fun with this one. You don't want to see actors get burned out and forced into similar roles.
Probably going to be decent meme material too, would watch for shits and giggles
>go to twitter >all the women are saying ryan gosling was miscast and never hot to begin with >go to Cinemaphile >all the men think he's hot and are preparing to become him in about 6 months (it should roughly take about 6 months to get his body)
He was hot in the previous sexual market. The advent of the digital sexual market caused rampant hyperinflation and now women don't consider him hot anymore.
It’s this. The sexual market was drastically different in the early 2010’s. Now it’s literally giga chad or bust. Chris Hemsworth is the standard in media.
imagine if the movie is from Kens perspective and he knows hes in a movie, that he and Barbie aren't real and that people are watching him a d it's like a weird existential horror film
>opening scene is at Babrie's mansion >everyone is having a good time except for Ken >Barbie calls out to Ken, "Come on Ken, play with me!" >Ken is leaning his back against the wall >"Not today kid" He walks out of the house >Barbie runs after him >"But Ken, what's the matter? Don't you want to have fun in my plastic hot tub?" >he turns around towards her >looks at Barbie without smilling >"But that's the thing Barbie...Life is....plastic...but it's not fantastic" >drives off in his battery powered toy car >Nightcalls start playing in the background >"BARBIE" logo pops up in the screen
It doesn't help that Barbie's logo is pink and in cursive kek
alright boys, guide to ken-maxxing?
already working on my bf%, do I just add tanning, bleaching my hair, and wearing denim while exposing core/chest muscles?
Where did you get this picture of me?
guaranteed kino
He should go all the way and bog himself to hell and back just for this role, what a way to end a career
will it be in the movie?
Insider here, it's unironically the credits music, but mixed with modern zoomer hip hop.
...barbie girl by Aqua, or Always by Erasure?
Why do they gotta include zoomer rap in everything now
gotta make it as soulless as possible the Black personing of our times if you will
Aquarium (MCA, 1997) contains all their hits. These are mostly lighthearted nursery rhymes, sung by Lene Grawford Nystrøm (former TV host) in the register of the dumb girl and counter-sung by René Dif (a former disc jockey) in a clownish baritone. The music is arranged by Claus Norreen and Søren Rasted, both specialists of electronic keyboards, and comply with the standards of the genre: exuberant polyrhythms, melodious counterpoints with crystalline timbres, eccentricity distributed sparingly, a sense of humor which is more Latin than Nordic. The music is plastic, artificial, malleable, and smooth. The group wins by virtue of truly memorable melodies. The arrangements transform everything into a disengaged game.
Those of Roses Are Red (their first hit), Happy Boys And Girls , Doctor Jones and Lollypop are first and foremost irresistible choruses, but also enthralling cadences. Orchestrations filled with “candy" effects also make them fun. It is an art that is sublimated in two classy "novelty” tracks like My Oh My and Barbie Girl , driven by glorious melodic progressions and a stolen drumbeat from hundreds of summer club hits. It's hard to ask for more from these techno-era music boxes.
7/10
>Aquarium (MCA, 1997) contains all their hits
AHEM
Should be played in a capeshit parody film. If i need a hero is glorification, cartoon heroes is the deconstruction.
>people unironically listen to this noise, or at least, used to
humanity was a mistake
Frick off scaruffi
Kino.
It would a crime if they don't include it
>Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’ Song Won’t Appear in the Margot Robbie ‘Barbie’ Movie
https://variety.com/2022/film/news/barbie-girl-movie-aqua-1235254222/
they're already on record saying it won't be in the movie
They should make it innuendo heavy while being as romantic as possible. Highly unlikely that they will do it.
Massive missed opportunity.
t. ~27 year old boomer.
Not really, they didn't have the rights to even make that song in the first place, surprised they got away with it
It was the 90s, copyright trouble wasn't as bad as it now.
Parody law
fricking soulless piece of shit incoming flop
Kino
Anyone always assumed that this song is satirical and actually about objectification of women? Apparently it's not lmao and some people were trying to cancel them over it, i actually couldn't believe it, the lyrics are so on the nose over-the-top
objectification was not even a thing people talked a out seriously until 2010, women and men alike used to love fun white songs with innuendo and playful sexiness
moronic zoomer
Eurodance is for higher intellects
>Anyone always assumed that this song is satirical and actually about objectification of women?
That's exactly what the song was meant to be.
>I'm a blonde bimbo girl
>She's a brunette
Pretty bimbo if you ask me.
always thought she looked like prime Jenny McCarthy with brown hair
She’d still get it
The band refused to license the song due to Mattel suing them when the song came out. Mattel claimed it portrayed Barbie in a negative light and was hurting sales. The case was dismissed but I don't blame them for not giving Mattel what they want.
>the judge Alex Kozinski also threw out the defamation lawsuit that Aqua's record company filed against Mattel, concluding his ruling: "The parties are advised to chill."
bonus points for the fact that Kozinski later got busted for sexually harassing his clerks and hosting porn on a work server
Corpos are such gaygs it’s unreal
>this was the millennial "Running Up That Hill"
I'm glad you're all unemployed and unemployable.
Millennial Running Up That Hill is the one from a romcom
It will never not be unforgivable that they can't reshoot this for the movie's opening credits.
>Ken is wearing driving gloves in the music video
Yep, I'm thinking Drivekino is back.
>You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?
Obviously not because of the sexual undertones.
They said it won't be.
Looks "meta"... I hate "meta".
qrd on why redditors love him so much?
he's literally me
You're not on reddit
He played an autist like 3 times and redditors saw themselves in that
Your smarmy ass would fit in perfectly on reddit, feel free to frick off back there anytime
He's hot and cool, unlike inceldom loser like you that will do nothing in life but whine and wagecuck for the rest of your shitty gay life.
I’m not sure I understand it yet, but who am I to question Goose?
He looks stupid
they're really making a mistake by not making him look more serious for The Barbie movie
Looks like Freddie Prince Jr
He looks so ugly wtf
Yeah, just like me.
>HEY BARBIE!
>HI KEN!
>YOU WANNA BE INTERLINKED!
>SURE KEN!
>HOP WITHIB CELLS!
Underrated
>the barbie girl music video except two hours long with no innuendo
this will get them the female audience. i'm sure of it.
You know he's going to be cucked by the black Ken, right ?
Black Ken is confirmed to have Black Barbie
And she probably going to frick the mexican Ken and white is going to discover that he want to be frick by asian (trans) Ken.
What about Asian Ken?
Shen?
its going to be pleasantville again. she encounters a Black person and it brings color to her life.
Fellow bbc poster here, stfu, goose is one of the good whitoids
>he doesn't know
if you read the interview he just says they split home work evenly, like he tries too cook sometimes and shit sometimes, it's not about troon shit, journalists are making clickbait from wording that they use in a different way to progressivist tards
Was about to feel betrayed then but naturally the goose wasn't loose.
>Mister goose, are you raising your son to do man stuff or women, gender specific stuff?
>uhhh... he's just doing... stuff...
>YAAASS QUEEN a fellow genderfluid ally!
>there is no gender. There is sex
>"could you be more specific, dad?"
>no.
black ken is a homie. he wouldn’t do that
zoom's law
There it is
There is literally a black ken and asian ken in the movie you fricking moron
That doesn't mean anyone's getting cucked you coombrain
I mean it’s Margot Robbie, so no real loss.
you are mentally ill
>britcucks in second place
lmaoo
>that one insect homosexual travelling between Hong Kong, Taiwan and China, Probably the American ambassador for Hong Kong.
Now adjust for per capita
as a bong, do not do this.
no shit, no one should do that
Every bong should've been killed by the Romans no bongistan and no shitmerica
>tfw Lil B isn't Black Ken
Dropped.
OMG LITERALLY ME
Literally ME
New surrogate personality just dropped
Goose plays an autist 3 times and homies really thinm they act like morons only because they are copying a different moron.
>Goose finally playing a non autist
bros…. When I download the new personality am I finally going to get some pussy?
>he never saw Crazy, Supid Love
He gets to frick Barbie? SIGN ME IN
#NotMyKen
YOU'RE MY DOLL, ROCK AND ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR IN PINK
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY-PANKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
frick I gotta dye my hair for this
>opening scene is at Babrie's mansion
>everyone is having a good time except for Ken
>Barbie calls out to Ken, "Come on Ken, play with me!"
>Ken is leaning his back against the wall
>"Not today kid" He walks out of the house
>Barbie runs after him
>"But Ken, what's the matter? Don't you want to have fun in my plastic hot tub?"
>he turns around towards her
>looks at Barbie without smilling
>"But that's the thing Barbie...Life is....plastic...but it's not fantastic"
>drives off in his battery powered toy car
>Nightcalls start playing in the background
>"BARBIE" logo pops up in the screen
Nice...that's very nice.
It doesn't help that Barbie's logo is pink and in cursive kek
you did a good job
Damn he looks old as frick those test injections made him older
He's too old
Shut your prostitute mouth.
Bro, the Goose always made it easy for us, but now he's asking us to try harder, become more than we were before. I'm going to do my best, will you join me, my Ken bro?
Uh, Goose bros, is this really our new personality? I don't think I can Kenmaxx, this is the first time he's NOT just like me.
You WILL go to the gym and you WILL respect women
Cutting off your dick is optional though
Fricking kek I had this exact shitpost envisioned in my head. Was about to type it out before I saw this.
If Goose-sama can take the Kenpill then so can I. There’s nothing Goose wouldn’t do that he didn’t know that I can’t do too, he’s literally me after all.
Actually I've been doing pull-ups, push ups and crunches in my room for a few weeks now. This is just in time. The goose and me are truly literally the same, we're synchronized.
Interlinkied
bleach your hair, get custom underwear, cut, easy three step process
gay
I'll skip this update and wait for the Gray Man one
This one is the preparation for grey man update, you'll have to get jacked
I thought you were referring to the Werewolf of Wysteria
we're all going to make it thanks to goose
Shouldn't Ken and Barbie be 20? Why are they being played by these geriatrics
It's about subverting society. They'll realize that barbieland is vapid and will introduce immigrants to the community
I tried to rewatch Pleasantville a few weeks ago and couldn't finish it. Hollywood has literally always been propaganda, I was just too young to notice.
literally me on the left
So this is my vow, all poops will burn.
I have two personalities...
Oh, you don't like real girls
WITHIN DOLLS INTERLINKED
"I'm not going to copy and morph into Gosling's Ken because... BECAUSE NOT OKAY".
Then I guess you were never a true fan.
You were never really literally him, regardless of his appearance.
REAL Gosling-bros... I'm a Barbie Girl...
At first I thought this was a photoshop. Goose is too old to be playing Ken
>all these goosegays have already forgotten his normalgay romantic roles in the Notebook, crazy stupid love, and La La Land
those are old personalities, long since uninstalled
all his incel roles patched over these and made me forget how to be a normalgay.
it’s finally going to come back to us bros
He’s kinda spergy in La La Land
Just bought a gym member ship and appointment to a hair dresser
I took the kenpill
Finally I can be kino
reddit meme
It's real? I thought this was some fan thing. Looks silly but I like it.
Barbie kino
>12 threads
Mods should just sticky it at this point
Can we talk about something here, seriously, does anyone else see Gosling turning into a Leslie Nielsen in his older age?
Might be. He was hilarious in Nice Guys.
Nah he's turning into this guy
Sting from Sting and The Police?
Unlike goose he doesn't have a deformed face.
>ryan gosling in a naked gun reboot
you just stumbled into pure kino
He's me! figuratively of course.
is this achievable natty
Yes just cut off your wiener
>LARP as Ken goose
>little girl approaches you for an autograph
what would Cinemaphile do in this situation
just pull two attractive young people off the street, it's not going to affect the quality of the final product. aren't Robbie and Gosling in their 40's? wtf is Hollywood doing
this is why you cast the Goose
>knives
top kek
For being a box office poison
>warnerbros movie
no surprise
they pay for this type of spamming
implying everyone isn't at this point?
>bla bla bla la bla chuds seething
This movie will easily top 1 milliard dollars boxoffice
>1 milliard dollars boxoffice
Woah that's a lot
*blocks his path*
he's got massive breasts and long hair now, though
Invites you round for a game of KerPlunk and a Cheese and Onion Crisp sandwich, what do?
>giant ass
>still has male fat distribution everywhere else
Like a lighter-skinned Boyega with a wig.
That's a male?
What's the fruit in the front? Is that a peach?
Penis
yeah why
>Spend your time only doing dark, brooding characters or serious romantic characters
>Most of them either get shattered by love or involved with serious love in some way
>Get offer to do Barbie
>Frick it, it sounds like fun
Honestly I'm glad he gets to have some fun with this one. You don't want to see actors get burned out and forced into similar roles.
Probably going to be decent meme material too, would watch for shits and giggles
This shit will flop so hard, kids should be the main demographic but this won’t appeal to them at all
I’m gonna see it
I'm not sure about this one bros. Should we really install this update?
Who said you had a choice?
he looks dumb as frick, do women really find this attractive?
They don't put Ryan Gosling in movies to attract women, dipship.
my mum literally watched blade runner 2049 because she thinks the goose is hot
literally my mum except every van damme movie because she says he has the best butt
I think my mum is a homosexual
>go to twitter
>all the women are saying ryan gosling was miscast and never hot to begin with
>go to Cinemaphile
>all the men think he's hot and are preparing to become him in about 6 months (it should roughly take about 6 months to get his body)
what do the men see that the women don't?
I also think he is pretty miscast but women dont know what they want
source: all the women who fell for a drive goose emulator
>what do the men see that the women don't?
Humanity, a real human being
real human bean*
testosterone
He was hot in the previous sexual market. The advent of the digital sexual market caused rampant hyperinflation and now women don't consider him hot anymore.
It’s this. The sexual market was drastically different in the early 2010’s. Now it’s literally giga chad or bust. Chris Hemsworth is the standard in media.
Women nowdays like twinks and femboys
Look at kpop and Timothy fans
Every woman creamed over him in the notebook. He’s just older and not as sexy.
Men think Ryan Gosling is hot the same way women think Tessa Thompson is hot.
W*men are making fun of /our guy/ bros
we got too wienery goosebros
Tell me how I achieve this mode IMMEDIATELY I need to get in the gym and get this body before it releases
Tren hard.
We gay now boys.
>Gay
He's smashing proto-Stacy. How is that gay?
unironically needs to be a sticky
Why does this image trigger jannies so much?
jannies are trannies and therefore can never morph into the goose like we can.
Still better than nu-Ken
What about toy story 3 ken.
women love gays
margot robbie is not attractive at all. two big holes in place of a nose. barbie is supposed to have a classic button nose
the screenplay is also written by noah bummuncher so theres an even higher chance goose is a gay
Wait what? No no no Goosebros, I can't possibly follow him down this path...
find another goosebro and go down on him
Gosling ain’t that good looking, wouldn’t be highly regarded if he wasn’t famous
Any confirmations of hanky panky in this film?
>"You look lonely. I can fix that..."
Impressive, very nice.
Fricking kek
SOVL
a new decade of gosling memes is upon us once again
GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
Cinemaphile Himbo arc just dropped
He looks like he's a dwarf on that picrel.
It's over, isn't it?
Looks pretty fricking kino.
rhea perlman is still alive?
>Simu Liu
navel stabbing kino incoming
>simu liu
>will ferell
dropped
yoooo america's bacc
love that shawty
Yup, im out.
Unironically based cast. I will now watch your advertisement.
holy kino
if idris elba were in this image i'd say it was a Cinemaphile joke
Not enough white people.
>michael cera
Kino
Ken's getting cucked
>directed by the lady bird/little women director
what the actual frick?
are they gonna play it straight or something? or tarantino like?
and written by Noah Baumbach, we're getting mumblecore Barbie kino
All you incels have sex now!
he hit the wall
Not downloading
>went from being a man in love with a doll
>to being doll
Life is a flat circle somethin somethin.
we've come full circle, the end of times is nigh
imagine if the movie is from Kens perspective and he knows hes in a movie, that he and Barbie aren't real and that people are watching him a d it's like a weird existential horror film
>he knows hes in a movie, that he and Barbie aren't real
and then he somehow manages to break free and "a real human bean" starts playing.
genius!
He looks like he's starting to bog, did he get botox?
White boy summer vibes
I can't believe I'm actually hyped for a fricking barbie movie
Is that Liberace's new boyfriend?
he cute
Give me some times you acted like Ken
how does Ken act? he's a goddamn doll
I fricked many blonde hookers with very big plastic breasts, if that counts.
joker for the next generation
i love it
why does his head look so large?
Nintendo would never be able to get away with this ad today
I feel like this add could happen.
Why did you make this
I didn’t make it, Nintendo did
just so fricking glad tessa thompson isn't black barbie
He's just like me...
What if Ken had Driver's personality?
Barbie is a Drive prequel
>Barbie: Do you like playing house?
>...
>...
>...
>...
>Ken: Yeah.
Barbie is a drive sequel
barbie & drive happen at the same time
cant believe we actually getting barbie kino
is this another deconstruction expectations subverting masterpiece? is this the madoka of barbie dolls?
Hey, its literally me!
Whats the routine? Where do I buy a "Ken" belt? Or is that his shorts?
it's underwear
Better?
>ryanmaxing on several personalities
Dangerous. But it could be a path to some uknown power...
Give him his tattoos from the Pines
>I play
HOLY FRICK is that achievable natty bros ????
Haven't updated since this baby dropped and I never will
That's probably his coolest role anyway. He looks like the homosexual version of Luke in the OP.
kino back on the menu
This is the end of his career.
I can't believe the literally me cinematic universe includes a Barbie movie now
He looks like a sex offender this time.
>a real action figure
>and a real boy toy
How did it become so iconic instantly?
Because he's literally /us/
I'm gay now.
So is twitter talking about it?
Well gotta go buy a denim vest now.
Better put a scorpion on it too
Already got my Jean shirts and hair dye
why do costume designers insist on covering up the delts in everything thats a cutoff
frickin homosexuals
Based new personality
>getting cucked by chang chi
nonono, he'll be the funny sidekick
goose is gonna get cucked by black ken
169640508
Fricking rolling stone being contrarian morons, also frick you mass reply gay.
alright boys, guide to ken-maxxing?
already working on my bf%, do I just add tanning, bleaching my hair, and wearing denim while exposing core/chest muscles?
You forgot the most important part: surgerymaxx.
This is the personality I'm adopting except having a boy instead of a girl
>It looks like Goose Ken is going to be a in the closet gay character (think 2000 era).
literally me
Ken is truly outrageous truly truly truly ohh Ken
I... Hum... I don't think he is literally me anymore :/
I wish it was.
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