Bam bros we are so fricking back. Mint tea frick you!

Bam bros we are so fricking back
Mint tea frick you!

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This dude has probably been on a decade long bender at this point. Living like a character from a Hunter S. Thompson novel on a healthy diet of booze and pharmaceuticals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Living like a character from a Hunter S. Thompson novel

      so... like hunter s thompson?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no. like Raoul Duke or doctor gonzo you dumb Black person.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theres zero difference. those were 100% autobiographies

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if there is 0 difference then why did he lament the pressure from people expecting him to be that character

            in a BBC interview he says maybe it's better if he just gets out of the way. it's part of the reason he ended up killing himself.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hate this kind of retcon. You're trying to make a guy seem like an incel for no reason

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're fricking moronic if you believe fear and loathing was "autobiographical"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It litterally happened. he was reporting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who do you think doctor gonzo was supposed to be, smart guy

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bam stuff was only ever funny when the other guys were mercilessly going after his phobias and making him cry like a b***h

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=6-EE_TbIDm9gVkbo
      This bit will always illustrate why I always thought Bam was lame as frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he might be crying on the floor while knoxville just laughs it off but most people here would have pussied out beforehand.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he tried to and had to be talked back into it, I mean hell Dunn obviously didn't take it near as well as Knoxville but at least he got up and walked it off

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gets shot in the chest
        >what a b***h! can you believe it hurt him?!
        of all the gay shit he did, this aint it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Especially when you know all this is fake and the shot they were shot with is nothing like the real thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Bam has always been deeply unlikable. Most jackass guys were the opposite

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. And it's not even just Jackass where he was the least interesting person and least funny person. Literally on his own show he was the worst.

      People watched Viva La Bam for Vito, Phil, DiCo, Dunn, and Ape not for Bam.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Him getting high five'd off his feet in Jackass 3D was the best part of the movie.
      I've never seen wee man laugh so hard.

      ?si=RIlPJdq-9ykz4f_S&t=132

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For a fat frick, he rides at least as well as an 11 year old

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's gotta fricking suck having something so intensely youth oriented be your greatest passion in life. Skateboarding after 25 just seems like a bad idea.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pain

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 45 and still skateboard (electric), fell plenty. What makes you think it would be harder? Just stay in shape & protect yourself some.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You basically have a scooter, dont be moronic. You understand what anon meant by skateboarding.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You realize these things can go 30+ mph & have no handlebars, right? Scooter my ass, they're way more dangerous than doing tricks at a skatepark you knob.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you have a hoverround.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Depressing comment

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the post you replied to was typed by a 45 year old
                You misspelled embarrassing, the guy has over a decade on me and even I wouldn’t say or do some gay shit like that

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >electric skateboard is gay
                spoken like a true fruitbooter. at least someone at that age has hobbies, most just go to work, get fat and eat potato chips watching football.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                earth rocking is a lifestyle

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, it’s super fricking gay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hey i don't watch football

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well if ur not a fatass I'm sure it makes it a lot easier and safer

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this will be the last round.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just one more drink

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so he is off the wagon again? when will he die?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's been off the Wagon. Johnny and Jeff cut him out of Jackass 4ever because he was falling back down.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeh seems he's completely derailed again- Cancelled a tour, public fighting, questions of his mental stability.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't have what it takes to be an earth rocker

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where does he even get money?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His parents are/were rich arent they
      He's been a leech his entire life lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he made set for life kinda money off the Jackass Movies, now the only reason any of it's still left is almost certainly because Phil probably has control of his accounts still

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only ones who made set for life money were Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine
          Steve-O's doing fine but he has to do his shitty standup and YouTube to keep him afloat

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            steve-o's dad is a pepsico CEO and steve has been a trust fund millionaire since birth

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And also the biggest sellout homosexual out of all of them. What a surprise.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah, ape was a hairdresser and phil was an accountant or something like that. the one with a millionaire parents is steve o

              >be millionaire trust funder
              >frick up so bad you end up homeless and in clown college
              >save yourself by hurting yourself while being on a show called Jackass
              >frick up AGAIN after major drug addiction takes hold
              Frickin moron lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sober Steve O is so insufferable. Somebody please get him back on drugs.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That explains why he's such a masochistic homosexual and general flake.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he was in some interview saying he moved like 14 times or something as a kid for his dads job and never had friends so stapling your buttcheeks for attention checks out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, ape was a hairdresser and phil was an accountant or something like that. the one with a millionaire parents is steve o

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Phil and April were not rich. No clue what their finances are now but Bam didn't come from a wealth. Just a normal middle class suburban family.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no look at the CKY stuff. bam has a pretty modest background. phil worked some industrial bakery as i recall. that's why always had to get up early in the mornin'

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you'll never grow up in 90s america

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any house like that is worth 2.5 mil now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek I remember this house. It's bam old house, later it becomes vito's house where they keep wrecking his bedroom and everything in cky or was it viva la bam. so much kino

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is where some scenes in Haggard (best jackass movie) take place

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People still buy his skateboards and he does a lot of like meet and greet convention stuff

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i imagine his meet and greets have the same demo as insane clown posse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He made shitloads of money for years, he has a lot to burn through and his parents managed it for a long time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He does stupid meet and greets and gets a few k

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      music rights

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that old g3 mac
      god early 2000's apple was peak soul

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's the G4 Mirrored Drive Doors and G5

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the g5 was kind of fugly imo (used them a ton back in school for video editing, to their credit they could somehow handle editing 1080p video, im guessing they were mega upgraded or something) but yeah the g4s are also quite attractive. i just think the colored translucent plastics and curved edges was a really good look. it seemed like something you'd actually want to look at in your room instead of just another harsh brutalist piece of industrial design like how everthing looks nowadays

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no Mac of any kind in that picture.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          g3 mac right there 🙂

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's nothing there, stop gaslighting me

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Man, I still miss CRT monitors.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is 100% gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bam got real weird with the Ville Valo shit. I think he's a repressed gay or something. Also, how the frick is he 44 years old? He looks 58.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        drugs, booze, constantly getting hurt, shit ages you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He also wanted to french kiss Knowville for "no reason"

        https://youtu.be/Mb1kLqoiDuA?si=6-EE_TbIDm9gVkbo
        This bit will always illustrate why I always thought Bam was lame as frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, how the frick is he 44 years old? He looks 58.
        He has lost a few years, I am 43 and the Jackass crew were all at least 5, but more like 15 years older than me when it first came out on MTV.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >becomes an alcoholic because his idol, a Finnish twink, is an alcoholic and he wants to be exactly like him
      Of all the reasons to become an alcoholic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that combined with never being able to move on from his fame and closeted tendencies, i don’t buy the “muh dunn” reason anymore though, too much time has passed for that to be the main fuel for the bottle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He put the him symbol in his made up language too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwoh5l8bWyQ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the type of thing you'd expect to see in gay hentai drawings.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the homosexual on the left?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's he gonna do next?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Bot

      Die

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very strong kingcobra vibes from that pic

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the series finale? That mid season break was longer than the sopranos

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared
    Keep on rockin, earthrockers!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but i like mint tea

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tragedy of Bam's new alleged sobriety is that, even if he manages to maintain it, an injury from skateboarding, which is inevitable at his age and weight, will send him right back into it. It's just a matter of time. He's leaning too much on something he can't continue doing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I'm afraid Bam is not long for this world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bam's sober stints are just him taking a brief vacation. Being loaded is his natural state.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are CKY movies worth a watch for a fan of Viva la Bam and Jackass?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. You'll even see clips there that were featured on the show.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are CKY movies worth a watch for a fan of Viva la Bam and Jackass?
      Absolutely. They might not have aged well if you watch without a nostalgia factor but I dunno

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, just watch them punting footballs at cars and youll love it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or just a random cutaway closeup of Dico shitting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cky went a bit harder on the "menace to society" thing
      funnier shit when you're still in middle/high school

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100%. It captures the dumbass friends having fun doing dumbass shit even better than Jackass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jackass was just CKY:Hollywood Edition

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a fan of Viva la Bam
      hwat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >frick the damn phone muh names bam margera muh skateboardin' shoes got muh names' on it
        viva la bam is great and I'll watch it every couple years, like bam's unholy union. but every person other than bam is what makes it good

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bam and the Xbox brand are both in the same state right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bam and the Xbox brand are both in the same state right now.

      God the original XBOX logo was so much nicer than what they use now and they only used it for 4 years.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M SORRY FOR EARTH ROCKINGGGGG

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mint tea is good though.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Earthrockers we back

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A LIFE

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was just playing as this dude on Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3. I recognised his name from cum town, don't know anything about him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How as a millennial who still has his copy of PHPS3 not know who Bam is?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a '98 just emulating random PS2 games

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, my mistake.
          But heres the tl;dr on Bam
          >pro skater as a teenager
          >makes prank videos
          >gets noticed by hollywood
          >becomes rich and famous as both skater and hollywood crazyman
          >living LARGE partying etc
          >best friend (as close as a brother) dies
          >partying turns to pure coping mechanism
          >quits skating
          >kicked off of the hollywood films he was in
          >middle aged alcoholic and meth head

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the rundown. Tough scene, hope he stops fricking everything up

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LITERALLY phil in thumbnail

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you only knew

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bam having money left
    Even with insurance his constant visits to the hospital will rack up some.large bills

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a point he was getting $2m a year for wearing Adio shoes or something

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In 2007 money in 2007.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did Bam go from a sex-having handsome chad to being a cucked drug addict?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twink death assisted by decades of hard drug use and physically abusing himself for attention

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when he graduated from a young adult living off teen high to an old self destructive man child

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing a grown ass man still acting like he's 20 is fricking cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bam is just a male version of the cash me outside chick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at least his breasts are real

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminded Bam is older than Phil was when cKy and Jackass started

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn beat up Phil while he's on the toilet
      Why even live?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of my first images saved from /b/ 20 years ago. I have the hard drive that its in but its encrypted and i do not recall the password

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same but with my porn from ex's
      i was surprised vito knew what an abacus was

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vito wasn’t really an unintelligent guy by any means, he was just a particularly gullible sloppy drunk with speech problems and poor fine motor skills. If I recall correctly he was an accountant.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If I recall correctly he was an accountant.
          no way

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *take no more*
    *take no more*
    *take no more*
    *i'll take no moooaaare*

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're are 45 year old people posting itt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im 34, that era of skateboarding and MTV was my junior high and high scool life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he means people a decade older are sad for enjoying it

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