Bar Rescue

>I'll save your bar
>but I won't save your breasts
>they're long gone
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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He's posting porn on a blue board! There are anons browsing that board at work, PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET FIRED! THATS IT!!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >his biker bar in Iowa doesn’t serve gold dust martinis
    IM GOING IN

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >look at this
    >it's called a dakimakura
    >as you know it's the most popular product in Japan and quickly expanding into the states
    >they only have two in their bar lounge
    >the one on the left is what's called 'Kawashima Ami'
    >and the one on the right is a model known as 'Aisaka Taiga'
    >look at her, she's ruining the whole space
    >these people are sitting on what could be a goldmine if they capture the marketplace
    >but they aren't doing a thing about it
    >that's money down the drain
    >what a huge disappointment

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    human thumb

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ive installed a new BarBalls TM Scrub System at the bar. Now after every drink you make you can wash your balls and put them under the scanner here. If it lights up green, your balls a clean. If it's red your customers are dead. Isn't that cool?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tim
      >we scanned your balls after the weekend
      >what we find was disgusting
      >it stinks
      >you don't care and you have no respect for your body
      >for that reason I'm wiping my ass with your balls and saving you from yourself
      >you're welcome and I'm not coming back
      >goodnight

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HE CUTTING THE VEGETABLES ON THE SAME CUTTING BOARD HE USED TO CHOP THE RAW CHICKEN
    >YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's truly not amazing how many of the shitholes they go to where the kitchens are manned by untrained idiots or lazy fricks.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know what this bar needs?
    Carmelized onion nachos and mini ahi tacos.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite was the one where they stress tested an 18+ night where the kids had obviously been pre gaming.
    >these kids are out of control
    >cuts to a shot of a kid getting nut checked

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rocks car getting out

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyb obyd ganagta til jon get out truck and waddles to the bar

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black Black person wiener fricking white women and rancid Black person seed being implanted deep into their pussies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      …ok

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look like a mobster?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      culture vulture like dice clay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's russian so it's not far off from the criminal look.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HE NEEDED THE MONEY
        OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i want him deep faked in sopranos scenes so bad

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sent my hot daughter to do recon. Also I'm going to get mad if anyone speaks to her.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that's IT I'm GOIN IN
    and then taffer violently throws throws open the suv door and walks to the establishment with the speed of a penguin with MS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He assumes his power stance in the crowd. You wouldn't understand. He has money in his pocket, the drunk frickwits he interacts in these bars don't. It has to be my favorite insult when he reminds them how fricked financially they are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mostly remember the pirate-themed bar that essentially told him to frick off and let them fail in peace at the end.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they deserved it, the owners got ass blasted because he righteously told them their themed bar was a moronic joke. My favorite was the old free spirit hippy b***h that bought a bar in upper class Chicago and didn't want to run a business but sing and dance all night.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that hippy chick made me angrier than any other owner or employee on that show. i didnt fimish the episode because of how obnoxious she was

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the kitchen worker who asks if they have some underage girls they can rape

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the fry cook who took a shower

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >THEYRE WASHING DISHES IN THE SHOWER! THE FRY COOK SHOWERS IN THERE!!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BASED JON

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is bar rescue
    >can’t rescue his own bar
    grim

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we're going to have to be a little less pirate going forward
      >we're not doing pirate anything. Pirates is dead
      >the look of pure shock and appall on the owner's face

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he installs butt funnels

    How that is allowed by firecode I have no fricking idea, it's also dumb as shit and won't be used

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do these bars even go out of business. Like just sell booze and a higher price than you bought it lol. Alcoholics will pay. You don't need some fancy POS system or shit like that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      JP Morgan over here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the time he proves that the staff is either untrained or overserving on their own volition, or at the instruction of the owner. So they're wasting more than you're earning. Mind you most of them are owned by dumb fricks who aren't smart enough to run a business, so it's not that surprising.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or the other most common situation is that someone invested in the bar to have hands off passive income and left the keys to a friend or family member who is in no position to run a business. I like the segments where he would show them the high level operating numbers and reveal how they're losing so much money. It was interesting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you do kek. You dont want a bunch of derelict alkies crowding your bar. You don’t know shit about running a business

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you dont want a bunch of gambling whales crowding your casino

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No you actually don’t want a bunch of alcoholic in bar because you’re increasing your liability and risk losing a bunch of money if the trash does something moronic. That’s why the worthwhile ones cut people off early and measure correctly.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cutoff alcoholic
            >leaves/gets thrown out
            >another one walks in
            ???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have enough customers, it doesn't matter what your markup is - your lease, electric, water, and labor bills are going to get eaten

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or the other most common situation is that someone invested in the bar to have hands off passive income and left the keys to a friend or family member who is in no position to run a business. I like the segments where he would show them the high level operating numbers and reveal how they're losing so much money. It was interesting.

      If you don't have enough customers, it doesn't matter what your markup is - your lease, electric, water, and labor bills are going to get eaten

      Yeah, there was one where they proved the owner could have potentially paid off his debt within a year if the kids running the bar hadn't fricked him over.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Surprisingly, the best thread on Cinemaphile right now.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does /t / like this show but they dont like kitchen nightmares?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You caught me on surprise JOOOOON

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