>what did I think of it?
Nothing, it was trash and Ryan Gosling is literally the only thing anyone is going to remember about this film a month from now.
Hard to imagine anyone being this wrong. You could literally cut Will Ferrel from the movie and nothing changes, he doesn't even tell any jokes he's just Will Ferrel.
The movie had a nice look to it and there were a few funny scenes but the heavy handed liberal feminism was just overdone and ruined the movie. In the beginning moments the barbie supreme court rules that corporations dont have 'free speech'. Then when they walk around in the real world ken feels 'respected' and Barbie feels 'threatened with violence' feminist male gaze nonsense.
>that chud Barbie with the giant shoulders and voice way deeper than Goslings' >the production crew admit they had to edit out his adam's apple in scenes
kek
I went to the theater with my gf, a possibility you clearly can't imagine. It's a stupid movie that's all style over substance, don't get your panties in a twist.
Whoever told me to watch this movie can go fuck themselves. I wasted 2 hours of my life on a movie made for 8yo girls because of a bunch of forced memes. I hate all of you and have a nice day
also Barbieland is more anti-male sexist than the real world is anti female. The kens are treated like second class citizens with no rights and the Barbie government is all female. Its too bad the real world is not the opposite any more.
>75 IQ Ken, armed with just the knowledge that men are inherently superior to women manages to dismantle Barbieland and creates an utopia for both Kens and Barbies. >The only way to counter it was to use subversive tactics, brainwashing the Barbies with feminist propaganda and turning all Kens against each other. >In the end, even THE Barbie leaves the post-modernist, tyrannical Barbieland.
That you may be a homosexual?
>staring at Margot Robbie's ass for 2 hours makes you gay
You're a dumb gay anon.
NTA but if I wanted to watch asses for 2 hours I would just go to instagram you big homo
t. not Kenough
There's nothing gay about being Kenough.
sage
You didn't think a single thing about it. You would listen to what it had to say, and that's what no-one did.
>what did I think of it?
Nothing, it was trash and Ryan Gosling is literally the only thing anyone is going to remember about this film a month from now.
will ferrel was the funniest part
Hard to imagine anyone being this wrong. You could literally cut Will Ferrel from the movie and nothing changes, he doesn't even tell any jokes he's just Will Ferrel.
The movie had a nice look to it and there were a few funny scenes but the heavy handed liberal feminism was just overdone and ruined the movie. In the beginning moments the barbie supreme court rules that corporations dont have 'free speech'. Then when they walk around in the real world ken feels 'respected' and Barbie feels 'threatened with violence' feminist male gaze nonsense.
>the barbie supreme court rules that corporations dont have 'free speech'
But the actual Supreme Court ruled they do in 2010. Citizens United vs the FEC. What did Barbie movie mean by that?
You thought that I was great in the movie and that you're literally me too
>that chud Barbie with the giant shoulders and voice way deeper than Goslings'
>the production crew admit they had to edit out his adam's apple in scenes
kek
>the production crew admit they had to edit out his adam's apple in scenes
But they’re real women! Lmao. Got a link to them saying this? I wanna see.
The shoulders is why they made sure his hair covers them in every single scene.
Will absolutely not be watching this and never will
>what did I think of it?
Why do we have so many spam threads like these?
now you need to get out of your room and tell your parents that you are gay.
Nothing. Watching it already proves you're incapable of thinking in the first place
>no I haven't seen this movie
>but I know it's bad
t. brainless conformist
When a bunch of hobos grab some dude from the street and rape his ass for 8 hours long, i don't need to experience it to know i don't want that...
You say that but after two hours you’ll have cum so much you no longer have anything to ejaculate but it’ll keep trying to.
If I squat above your head, ready to drop a big log on your face, you'd know it's a turd before it comes out no?
That Ken is literally me and the movie would've been 1000 times better if the main focus is Ken's revolution
You thought it was ok, but overall you regret your life decisions that make you put so much of your identity into hollywood slop.
Why the fuck would you watch some kind of feminist propaganda thought piece? The fuck is wrong with you?
I went to the theater with my gf, a possibility you clearly can't imagine. It's a stupid movie that's all style over substance, don't get your panties in a twist.
only two possibilities here
OP has a gf, I doubt it
OP is a gay, more likely
Whoever told me to watch this movie can go fuck themselves. I wasted 2 hours of my life on a movie made for 8yo girls because of a bunch of forced memes. I hate all of you and have a nice day
also Barbieland is more anti-male sexist than the real world is anti female. The kens are treated like second class citizens with no rights and the Barbie government is all female. Its too bad the real world is not the opposite any more.
>75 IQ Ken, armed with just the knowledge that men are inherently superior to women manages to dismantle Barbieland and creates an utopia for both Kens and Barbies.
>The only way to counter it was to use subversive tactics, brainwashing the Barbies with feminist propaganda and turning all Kens against each other.
>In the end, even THE Barbie leaves the post-modernist, tyrannical Barbieland.