Watched it with my wife, she's a right wing conservative and I'm a left wing politician. We both saw a critique to corporate feminism and to a caricaturized idea of patriarchy which some dudes actually buy into.
To me and to her it was actually a fairly centrist argument which invites both poles to cut the shit and reach agreements. I've never seen any of the shit claimed by radicalized lefties or rightoids, perhaps they're too brainwashed they lost their capacity for critical thinking.
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>with my wife, she's a right wing conservative
She's cute
she's a troon?!?!?! holy frick i thought she's the hottest of them all, easily
By all means help yourself
that was before her facial feminization surgery
That picture is from the barbie premiere
Why are their teeth always rotting?
BDS
Yes, Biden Dentist Severity.
to be fair we didn't even notice the troony
I'm pretty progressive, but that female-voice (blackface for gender+voice) is just cartoonish. Like just talk normally, you're going to demand people call you a woman anyway. Why twist your vocals into something that isn't meant to be?
Imagine undressing this troon taking his CUT dick and submerging it into your warm and cozy foreskin enveloped wiener. IMAGINE THE JUICES FLOWING. IMAGINE THE WARMTH HE'D FEEL. THEN YOU'D FRICK YOU'D FRICK FOR HOURS.
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>If he does not agree with my stupid views he must be a israelite
lmao
NTA but that means nothing. I am Italian and I out-nose most of the israelites I know. Same with Iranians.
I fear only Azerbajani and Armenians. Those are pros.
Made me laugh
The caucasus is the nosest of the Nose Belt
jesus christ shut the frick up about this stupid movie
no and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me 🙂
I can hit you with a bus
cool it with antisemitic remarks
Bitch
low kenergy post
Feminists are just THAT moronic. It's literally called neuroticism and narccisism, and they deeply need therapy for it.
It seems like the key to writing a successful film in 2023 is to cast a meme actor and make it such obnoxious leftist propaganda that rightoids convince themselves it's secretly redpilled because "their guy" would never do a bad film lol
I saw it. It was boring. The only good thing was the dance scene with the Kens.
At the end of the movie it says that the Barbies were right about everything all along .....
They said that barbie world was great with Barbies in power. They learned nothing.
It's a shit movie. Doesn't know what it wants
Patriarchy is bad but Margot barbie wants to live in real world patriarchy?
Pants on head moronic
You are literally moronic
No but you are
> LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD IS SO AWFUL AND SHIT
> BUT MARGOT BARBIE WANTS TO JOIN THE AWFUL PATRIARCHY WORLD.
> THE REAL WORLD IS SO AWFUL FOR UGLY BETTY. ITS HORRIBLE ON WOMEN. WOMEN ARE TREATED LIKE SHIT IN REAL LIFE.
>UGLY BETTY
I fricking hate this fricking annoying piece of shit show so fricking much.
>They said that barbie world was great with Barbies in power
I don't remember that. At what exact time did they say that?
>I'm a left wing politician
Anon, being a mod on a commie discord server does not exactly make you a "politician"
I do actually work in a political party and hold a public office
how many votes did they find at 3am behind blacked out windows did they find for you to win?
I'm not American tho
>t. Mayor of his shithole village of 500
>”who should be mayor?”
>”oh just give it to that weirdo whose always watching those political YouTube videos, he doesn’t have a job anyways”
that would be pretty based ngl, the political youtube videos is spot on.
the goblin mother and daughter were extremely cringe and preachy. i liked pretty much everything else though
I just got home from watching it, the movie feminist propaganda bullshit, no way around it, it is what it is, I didn't expect a Barbie(tm) movie to be anything else. It tries to find a middle ground in a few scenes but then always trashes on it, sometimes even with a narrator voice over note, which blew my mind. Way too many copy paste "homages" from other films. All in all it was whatever, probably wont see anything else from the director/writer but didn't hate it.
I kinda hope and pray that this movie caused Mattel to lose barbie sales.
The movie literally says that women. Girls shouldn't have them
>The movie literally says that women. Girls shouldn't have them
no it doesnt you dumb Shapiro.
The barbie movie took an out dated brand and updated it for modern times. Barbies will be popular with kids again. And its also kino, so its basically a masterpiece of capitalism and art.
muh centrism. also at the same time being a chud supporting a literal traitor
>Watched it with my wife, she's a right wing conservative
mm hmm
>and I'm a left wing politician
oh sure
>To me and to her it was actually a fairly centrist argument which invites both poles to cut the shit and reach agreements.
There is a lot for and against your point but something for one should point out is the fact that the wokeness of the young daughter is laughed at and presented as lacking actual foundation.
>she's a right wing conservative
And I'm the Grand Duchess Anastasia.
>To me and to her
American education.
Never happened btw
>BOTH SIDES
>another woman with an abusive ex
why do women have such poor emotional intelligence?
shouldnt that read my abuser is like barbie's ken
>Delete the CEOs
>Delete the mother and daughter
>Make Barbie trip to the real world happen in short scenes
>Show more Barbie's slights towards Ken
>Make Weird Barbie be evil
>Make Weird Barbie teach Ken about Patriarchy
>Make the movie follow Ken and the birth of his Kengdom
>Make Barbie return to Barbieland
>Make Barbie oppose Ken
>Make Barbie use the power of love and appreciation with Ken
>Make Ken and Barbie come to an understanding, and to appreciate each other
>Moral of the story: Equality, appreciation and all that stuff
Film fixed. Now, for a sequel...
>Barbie gets kidnapped
>Ken must travel to a fantasy Wild West World
>Full of dinosaurs
>And killer robots
>To rescue Barbie
brewski beer me
Ken won
The Goose stole the whole movie. Everyone I've talked to in person said that he's the funniest and has the best scenes.
this is true, not only that, but it was Goslings idea for the musical number. He has great ideas, he was also the reason they used a Theremin in The First Man soundtrack. He is a kino machine.
He was also the reason for why the baseline scenes in BR2049 were so great. Man lives and breathes kino.
Cool to read that, that scene stayed in my head
interlinked
Good point. To get how fricking good Goose is, just compare the first and the second baseline scenes. The humanization is full on in the second one.
is there a movie where the Goose does not shine on his own?
>Both sides
>Men need to make all the concessions though, tee-hee
Both sides
But no fat kens. Of course. No ugly kens
>I'm a left wing politician.
Oh so you’re the scum of the earth pushing troony and pedo normalization.
>Oh so you’re the scum of the earth pushing troony and pedo normalization.
>>Oh so you’re the scum of the earth pushing troony and pedo normalization
im 100% sure this dude has some cool nickname like "jimmy skincare"
poster boy for “why I need progressivism”
>when life works you over harder than the police
yo wtf happened to pete davidson? he looks like shit
pete davidson always looks like shit. peak white trash
Imagine seething over a doll film.
>goyslop mirrors current concerns of the masses to keep them calm and quiet and breed puppet opposition à la Ricky Gervais repeats internet memes about celebrities to ROAST and EXPOSE them LA EPIC STYLE at golden globes, every year
no, thanks
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>I'm a left wing politician
kys. but it is a both sides movie although the ending is "women's rights ends humanity"
How was it both sides?
None of the shit that /misc/ talks about women got brought in.
The only thing you could say to make it seem both sides is that leftist arguments that this movie presents are so dumb and easy to shut down, the hipocrisy is so evident and patriarchy is so misrepresented that it's actually a satire of left-wing politics
but then if its a satire this movie fails as a comedy
nobody laughed at those moments on the cam-rip I watched
>left wing politician
Unironically have a nice day if this is true.
>Muh wife
Nobody cares.
>I'm a politician
stopped reading right there
Movie was really funny.
My favorite jokes were how the Kens treat their Barbie gf's with the movies and music. We've all done this despite knowing that most girls hate it so it's a great joke. Especially the Matchbox Twenty bit on the beach when it zooms out and all the Kens are singing it *at* their Barbies.
>she's a right wing conservative and I'm a left wing politician.
>and I'm a left wing politician.