Baron Harkonnen

How can a man be so based?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to achieve this mode?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dirty bulks done dirt cheap

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you have weak father figures in your personal life and culture.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have father figures? As in plural? Haha look at this guy and his gay dads everyone!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggman looks depressed

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is poltically savy while constantly eating and fricking sex slaves, in the books anyway
    frick yeah he's based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing the doubles advocates, he’s not as savvy as he thinks he is.
      And his ultimate sexual fantasy is unknowingly wanting to frick his grandson

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is vastly superior in your path

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      True Harkonnen spice, for true Harkonnens

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ian McNiece rules. That jowly frick is underrated.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Le Shakespearian actor.who stares into the camera and breaks the fourth shield wall

      CRINGE and YIKES

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one who liked the aesthetic of this? Even the Sardukar had a kino Swiss Guard look to them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No a lot of people, myself included loved the sci-fi version, it's like the FMV videos of a Dune PS1 game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        never watched this version but I've seen the Sardukar costumes and they're great

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're not. The wardrobe was one of the best parts of the mini-series. The nobles of this universe own their own planets, so it stands to reason their dress would be over-the-top in ostentatious ornamentation, and they nailed it.
        If anyone has:
        >butterflydress.jpg
        ...I'd be grateful if you posted it here as a perfect example.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and correct

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alia trying not to laugh after this scene gets me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        was it autism?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just wait til you get to book three.
    imagine being so based you mind control the most powerful woman in the universe and force her to frick as many men as possible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty impressive how out of the 4 books worth reading children of dune had such a drop in quality and then it went right back up with god emperor, if it wasn't required reading for god emperor most people would skip it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i agree
        it didnt do anything revolutionary like the other books did. it mostly just retread the plot points of dune messiah.
        im halfway through the 5th book at the moment. so far, god emperor has been my favourite.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, I really didn’t like it but I’m glad I forced through to get to the based worm

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >based worm
          Redpill me about him, don't care about spoilers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Strangely enough, I re-read the series a couple years ago and found Children of Dune much more interesting than I remembered from the first time. I'm not sure why - maybe I'm just getting old.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harkonnen sounds finnish

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is. Frank Herbert just picked a name out of a phone book

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frank herbert opened a phone book and saw the name and said it sounded soviet or bad so he named the bad guys that.
      really though the lynch dune just destroys everything else. the film was mangled but the imagery was perfect. Frank himself loved it even though Lynch was mad about the entire thing. I just wish we could have a Lynchian God Emperor of Dune and then the books with the BDSM space mommies that Frank wrote dick in hand. Guy probably died from too much cumming.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Behind the Dunes" remains the most accurate adaptation. Honored Matres - dommy mommy - mindbreak boss fight dlc to be released early 2024.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Guy probably died from too much cumming.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are the last 2 books really that horny compared to the first 4? I haven't read them yet.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big fat white pedopile
    >ehtiopian last name
    What did Frank Herbert mean by this?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best part about this character is that he haunts the Atreides line so severely even after his death, to the point where his genetic ego/memory possesses his granddaughter (Alia) and she becomes fat and tyrannical over time, just like him.

    Sorry for any spoilers but I just don’t give a frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s even more impressive when you consider the Baron’s sheer ego drowned out everyone else in Alia’s subconscious. She had to turn to him for help controlling her own ego, and it backfired spectacularly. His mind was that strong.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s even more impressive when you consider the Baron’s sheer ego drowned out everyone else in Alia’s subconscious. She had to turn to him for help controlling her own ego, and it backfired spectacularly. His mind was that strong.

      Dude frick you ive been trying so hard not to spoiler myself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat Alia
      They won’t do this. Strong women can’t be fat. Look at House of the Dragon. Rhaenyra isn’t fat. What makes you think Alia will be? No woman actress would willingly make themselves look fatter over time either.

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