"Bart, you are the closest thing to a man in my life and that's so depressing I think I'm going to cry."

"Bart, you are the closest thing to a man in my life and that's so depressing I think I'm going to cry."

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So why not what until he's 18?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ms.Hoover beat her to it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Woah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So why is she called ms hoover?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a reference to 31st President Herbert Hoover, noted for being a sexual tyrannosaurus and presiding over the Great Depression.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because she SUCKS your wiener do you GET IT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because sneed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sucks and swallows just as good as a vacuum

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this was supposed to be edna but her va died

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Died

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't she die?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bart's new teacher is pure sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edna is way better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate new Simpsons designs. She has too much stuff - bracelets and colored glasses and a complex outfit and hairstyle. They don’t fit with the aesthetic of the show as it once was.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The characters are designed in one of those "Simpsonfy yourself" things where you can just keep adding shit to your character. Because why write a character with an interesting, unique personality (or even a funny gimmick) when you can just slap shit on them instead?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s just the contemporary. It’s been clashing for decades

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like she doesn't have the cheekbone problem every new character had after a certain point. Like they hated to draw things on style after a certain point.

        Despite the show's ever expanding cast, Sideshow bob remains untouched in regards to who the best character is.

        >Simpsons writing becomes shitty
        >introduced brother, rewrote Bob
        >made Bob evil again but flanderised, steals a face, writing still shitty
        >gives Bob a random ethnicity wife, literally makes a mini-me, le epic play reference
        He had about 3 good episodes, him framing Krusty, the one where he sang and when he tried to run for mayor.

        >Educated
        >Intelligent
        >Still a republican
        Uhhh?

        You don't choose whose team you get the chance to run for.
        And he also had a speech in that episode telling you what he actually believes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He had about 3 good episodes, him framing Krusty, the one where he sang and when he tried to run for mayor.
          b***h that other guys pic is literally from the best ep ever where he held a grudge against television

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's her personality?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Coom

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How many times has Bart crushed on his teachers/older women?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Teachers? Three.

            Weird, I actually like her design does she have any decent episodes?

            Literally just the one so far.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wait, wasn't it the teacher Skinner tried to bang so he had Bart date her daughter in some harebrained plot?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think Bart liked that one. Unless you're asking if this is that teacher, in which case she isn't. Though Skinner did briefly date this one as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Bart got a C-
          I'm coooming

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's a lot like Edna before she became sad and depressed but rather than go by the books wants to projects and shit like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Strong black and independent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to watch her episode So I could write /ss/ fanfiction later but her introduction scene was so painful I couldn't do it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you must do it
        go back and watch it, just focus on how you can make her better than the canon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I actually got inspired to write something else with original characters instead.
          AO3/works/38976438
          (spam filter isn't happy about it, you'd have to figure out)
          Probably not the most literate thing in the world due to binge-writing through the night and never looking back, but at least someone liked it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks exactly like the kind of stereotypical Black Cinemaphile girl that I'd do atrocious things to, but I know better than to follow nu-Simpsons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked Ned Flanders as Bart's new teacher.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weird, I actually like her design does she have any decent episodes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm conflicted. Edna's always been pure sex to me but the new girl looks like someone you could bully around before pinning her to the ground and keeping her there until she stops resisting long enough to dick her.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lisa is for mating press

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Despite the show's ever expanding cast, Sideshow bob remains untouched in regards to who the best character is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Educated
      >Intelligent
      >Still a republican
      Uhhh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a frick about what flavor of neoliberal he is?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Animal powers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PYTHON JAW, UNHINGE

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ss material

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns's assistant. He's in his early forties, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for asking!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smithers is over 40?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was born in 1954.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was in his mid-thirtes when the show began, then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Smithers is as old now a Mr Burns was when he first appeared

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to draw porn of these two and also Bart and Lisa but sadly I live in Canada so I can't post it on the Internet or profit about it because I fear I'll go to jail.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just draw them kissing romantically fully clothed.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No way she is alone . 😀

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She wants sex, not a relationship.
      Do you remember how she hit on Homer at Moe's?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked Flanders and Krabappel getting together, despite how odd of a pairing it is. Shame about the real life circumstances that means that this status quo change only lasted a short while.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Bart smacking Edna's butt appeared to make her butt fatter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was in his fantasy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was in his fantasy

      >the fantasy of Bart was slapping his hot teacher's ass
      Kinda based.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched simpsons since the mid 2000s maybe, why does bart have a new teacher? What happened to edna?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He voice actress died and so did she, apparently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her VA died, so they retired the character

        oh frick I had no idea that happened damn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's been 9 year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her VA died, so they retired the character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edna married Ned and had a happy ending before her VA unfortunately passed away. Ned Flanders now has two dead wives, man can't catch a break. https://youtu.be/qSEDLEBZGho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I both love and hate how the newer seasons write Ned, which is better than how they write everyone else.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How ironic, the father of the term "Flanderization" is probably the least Flanderized character on the Simpsons at this point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How ironic, the father of the term "Flanderization" is probably the least Flanderized character on the Simpsons at this point

          They had a flashback with Maude a while ago and she was a huge b***h for no reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because god bad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              God is dead

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How could you fix Edna?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Legalize /ss/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did fix her she found a man that truly cared about her

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