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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SENIOR

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FARTY CHUCK SNEEDIOR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Busty Must Crustier

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did he even become headmaster of one of the biggest schools after this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      check'd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ministry thought he flipped. Wasn't he one of the Death Eaters that didn't show up when Voldemort returned?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HULLO FATHA BLAAAARGHRGGRGR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IM ACTIN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Licks lips like a snake to signal he's unhinged
        Absolute kino for such a small performance. I love how all the characters are so animated in this movie. Makes it so much more obvious how a bad director like Yates pulled such dull performances from the actors in the subsequent films.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they fricked up by not including bagman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Barty Crouch Junior said, calmly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON
        THAT'S HER BOY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how do we hint that Barty crouch is disguised as Mad Eye
        >have them both do this insane lip slurp thing
        >what?
        >you know, the classic waggle mouth

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S NOT THE IRISH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bombs going off
      >everyones first expectation is the IRA
      fricking kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did she get away with it?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jewnyor

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prisoner of Azkaban or Goblet of Fire?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      former had cringe humour, started the boring trend of muggle fashion and has a time travel plot so its by default cringe
      goblet of fire was the best book by far. its just that the film couldn't handle the plot properly but its still camp kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Closed timeloops are the one and only acceptable versions of time travel plots.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In moving kinoplay with sound format?

      Goblet of Fire is decentish in that it isn't egregiously bad. It skips half the plot of the books but it's a serviceable movie. It's the first of the "MCU" phase of HP movies, where directors just did an okay job adapting the books, with plenty of action, some jokes, skipping anything too hard or revelant, and called it a day and a work well done.

      PoA is the weirdass adaptation. Some absolutely love it, some hate it. The style is different from all other, the acting is different, the atmosphere is different, etc. It's barely HP but it has "souls", whatever that means. I will always hate the fact that it was the first to remove the canon dress thoughbeit.

      All in all, you've got the faithful adaptations (first 2 movies), the weirdass one (3rd), and the MCU ones (4+).

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BARTY, JUMP!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ello fatha

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    realistically, what would you do in this situation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Panic and try to save face and live the rest of my life as some incredibly manic Hitler-looking magister, which is what he did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gets killed by own your son
        you failed, try again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >snape
          >barty crouch jr
          >rat man
          >bellatrix
          why did riddle attract so many people with daddy issues?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            people with shit parents have a higher chance of ending up as a bad person

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