Based Dan.

Based Dan.

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like a limited hangout

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yup. being an butthole is not illegal. unlike something like, and this is just me using a random example of a serious crime, child rape.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't help but feel like this guy commissioned this doco since every allegation in it is like 'well no he didn't abuse anyone but he was a loud talker' and to bring these people out of the woodwork with their breathless 'he didn't abuse me either, but i hated having to work hard at that job'. To fricking slam the door shut forever on these c**ts now they've shot their nothing wads.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wasn't aware of any physically inappropriate behaviour
      Somehow that doesn't surprise me

      100%

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wasn't aware of any physically inappropriate behaviour
      Somehow that doesn't surprise me

      100%

      I could see it, but it kinda makes the others look like buttholes.

      >"My boss was abusive. How you ask? He was yelled and was demanding on a set. Yes I know the studio gave him a strict budget and deadlines, but he was still mea-- I mean, toxic."

      No shit? Try a corporate job.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how anyone could let anyone outside a kidnapper have that amount of power over them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are very manipulative. You never met anyone that you could tell was a psychopath?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >work for boss who controls your salary and employment status
      >said boss is also highly influential and could sabotage you from ever working again
      >your job is to be his assistant, i.e. you exist to serve him
      >in a highly competitive industry where you can get replaced the same day

      Working in the film business is not like working as a roofer or NEET or whatever it is most of Cinemaphile does. Office/admin/grunt work is bullshit already and when I you add in giant egos and the business of making movies/TV as the backdrop, you can imagine what it's like

      t. was also an assistant (not for Schneider) but had an average experience

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're officially in a "death of Hollywood" era where the rug has been pulled out and everyone is seeing the industry for what it is.
        If the Weinstein expose was the big finale of longtime "casting couch/give the producer a blowjob" roles, then Schneider is the finale for child star jokes and the workplace shit is gonna get him destroyed

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he was such an butthole he gave me heart problems!
    lol ok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine using a documentary to leverage the threat of a lawsuit while defending the clearly obvious predator it exposes in the hopes of that combination lending itself to making "Dan" more amenable to an under the table "go away" payment. Suing a man for emotional distress for bullying you as his secretary for a few months while throwing diddled victims under the bus is about as low as it gets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stories of sexual abuse come out in this competitive video game community
        >a few genuinely heinous stories
        >but then every woman even tangentially related to the community uses it as an opportunity to air their dirty laundry and address petty grievances
        >have shit like “he glanced down at my chest once!” and “he said he had a thing for asian girls! I felt so objectified” alongside serious rape allegations

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Drake Bell was actually molested and woke up to being raped nightly

          >Women
          >He made me eat ice cream and I vomited
          >He made a sex joke

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are americans such weak creatures?
    They get diseases over fricking nothing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of them get anything treated preventatively, it's all spit and duct tape until it becomes a calamity so they can get their money's worth at the hospital.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >berg
      >American

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody:
      >foreigners: FRICKING AMERICANS REEEEEEEEEEE
      lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quiet fatty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What does America and American culture have to do with how the Americans in the American tv and film industry behave?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >watches american films
          >and american shows
          >listens to american music
          >uses an american board
          >talks american
          >argues about american politics
          keep living that dual life eurotrash. it's kind of like women, huh? MUST HATE THEM. MUST ALSO TALK ABOUT THEM.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are americans such weak creatures?
      The ones you're thinking of live on diets of corn syrup (yes, still), fried food, food stuffed with preservatives, and other unnatural stuff. It's not all of us, just the dumb blacks and rednecks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you drink mud water bro quit acting all high and mighty. we at least have competent medical healthcare.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed or something thoughbeit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be american
      >eat shit all day every day
      >THIS MAN GAVE ME HEART PROBLEMS
      fricking kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It feels so weird seeing Dan Schneider's exploits be talked about in the mainstream like this. I remember when over 10 years ago it was mostly Cinemaphile talking about it.

        Arrhythmia can be caused by a shitload of different things including stress. That being said having an American diet probably doesn't help.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's likely made up. She's probably sick because she's fat. Celebrating weakness has become a big thing in the USA recently especially for women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists aren't American.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While I'm sure he was an butthole it definitely sounds like she is projecting the source of her anxiety disorder onto him. Maybe the stress precipitated it but come the frick on. You're responsible for your own mental health and how you respond to your environment. You weren't conscripted into the work you have a lot of choice in the modern world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is really common with people with anxiety disorders. They externalization an internal problem and make it your responsibility instead of their own. If anyone with anxiety is reading this, just know that nagging feeling you have that everyone hates you and you’re actually the problem is 100 % accurate, you are an incredibly annoying, weak individual and no one enjoys your company. 😉

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People with anxiety orders act like a person with a peanut allergy who wants a job working in a peanut butter factory demanding that the factory change everything to accommodate them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most people with anxiety problems sit at home and don't interact with you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no there are plenty of them out there, I am quite sure of it.

            People with anxiety orders act like a person with a peanut allergy who wants a job working in a peanut butter factory demanding that the factory change everything to accommodate them

            it’s like they have this general sense of ‘something’s wrong something’s wrong’, they look around and fixate on the first thing they see, and figure oh that must be the problem I have to do something about it, instead of realizing it’s their own brain that’s the problem.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you don’t know shit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              try therapy before you keep sharing your more moronic thoughts with the world

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you don’t know shit

                aww am I triggering your anxiety sweeties

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women so easily tricked by medical gibberish? They all got the clot shot, they all think they have mental problems that require pills to solve, and none of them understand basic concepts about things like calories but think they need injections to lose weight. Islam really is right about them all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clot shot
      Why are chud anti-vax morons unable to understand research and medical statistics

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've clearly never even glanced at either.
        You'll of course now argue back at me claiming the opposite, but you'll know you're lying. And that's why you deserve what's coming your way. The deceit and the dishonesty.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Two more weeks clottoid!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        todays sudden death

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pfizer.com/refunds_have_some_today

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good, I love when prostitutes suffer, she'll be with a new wiener in a month

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a no tertiary education issue.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh okay let me check out the stats.
        >10x higher chance of getting a serious side effect like paralysis, stroke, etc. than previous vaccines
        >As high as 80x risk for a serious side effect depending on age and whether you're getting your first shot
        >Not even possible to make a fair comparison because every country introduced new methods to filter out adverse reactions - it is probably higher
        >All this PER DOSE compared with vaccines you only needed to take a single dose of
        >All this data from a country so stringent that they refuse to certify a single death - incredibly unlikely
        Wow sounds great! Sign me up for my first shot!
        Oh, I can't get it anymore and I don't need it for anything? Too bad, these stats made me really excited!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I rolled the dice twice to save our seniors and would do it again. You're just a pussy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they should have died, I could be living in one of their houses by now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You likely didn't even know any of this before I posted it just now, and if you did, you're a moron for just risking the long term effects given this abysmal safety profile.
            If you really wanted to save granny, you could have just stayed home but it was too inconvenient for you, so you're probably just a coward too.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I went into it thinking it could kill me, took two dose, and stayed home the entire time aside from groceries trip. You're just a pussy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let's recap; moron, coward, or both. You have chosen; both! Great job!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Afraid of a wittle need-needle. ablu ablu ablu

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, kid

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Goddamn I didn't know there were still guys like you on Cinemaphile who would admit to being this moronic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i took the vaccine because i'm a badass, chud. yes big pharma's wiener is a mile deep into my mouth and they routinely get caught doing heinous shit like experimenting on entire demographics and shitting up the institutions of nations, literally killing people and eroding social trust, but you're an anti-social terrorist if you don't let them inject things into your arm

                i don't know of any evidence that the vaxx actually caused deaths but if they do then here's hoping yours is particularly brutal.

                Okay, kid

                you should be tried for murder since you willingly helped the coof in its killing spree

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are speaking to a foundational black american. my dad's generation was killed by those people. you should be tried for murder for murdering FBAs' eyes with your maggot colored skin.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I stayed home.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i took the vaccine because i'm a badass, chud. yes big pharma's wiener is a mile deep into my mouth and they routinely get caught doing heinous shit like experimenting on entire demographics and shitting up the institutions of nations, literally killing people and eroding social trust, but you're an anti-social terrorist if you don't let them inject things into your arm

                i don't know of any evidence that the vaxx actually caused deaths but if they do then here's hoping yours is particularly brutal.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Decides to stay home
                >Thinks it will kill him
                And you took it anyways because...? You're either lying to save face or a moron or likely both.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LOL it has no effect on transmission, let the old fricks take it if they want to so bad. There is no legitimate reason any person without several pre-existing health problems should have gotten the covid vaccine.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it happened after the vax, therefore it was caused by the bax

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You'd think that they should invent some kind of filtering mechanism that they would put in place. Oh wait! They did! For the COVID vaccines! The Brighton Calibration Index!
            The COVID stats are for side effects only that are very likely caused for the vaccine, the previous stats can be for anything that happened after the vaccine.
            That means the stats from before should show a baseline of what it WOULD look like if that was what we were doing, so it should be much lower, but instead it's higher.
            Good job making a point against yourself.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She sounds unhinged

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol that's the dumbest accusation i ever read.
    >He was an butthole so i had to get surgery.
    Amazing

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worked with him for less than a year
    >he stole a decade of my life
    huh?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I dindu see anything
    >anyway I was le heckin victim too give me asspats
    Classic femoid behavior.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Dan making israelite b***hes get heart attacks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 99% sure Dan Schneider is israeli, right?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just sounds like some moron fat and ugly Hollywood chick blaming her shitty boss instead of her poor diet and no exercise for her poor health

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >israeli fat woman with terrible health blames having to work for her health
    the 'awww' is the worst part of her post, it is very condescending to those claiming to have been buttfricked

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He hasn't touched me, so obviously he's not a rapist.
    The thought that maybe, she's just butt fricking ugly doesn't cross her mind. Amazing, the woman mind.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    contrarianism thread

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has to make it all about herself
    >le mental health
    Shut up.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Berg

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At what point will these people start taking responsibility for themselves?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bosses need to be buttholes because of how moronic an incompetent most people are

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hire moronic workers
      >blame them for your poor hiring decisions
      >yell at them
      >now your moronic workers are also nervous
      >moronic workers work even more moronic thanks to your poor management skills
      You definitely sound like a boss lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people act like a 5 year old who wants to drink drain cleaner, then they scream, cry and call you an butthole when you tell em no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most bosses are just as moronic and incompetent as their underlings.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I worked with him for less than a year
    >he stole my 20s and gave me heart problems

    It's time for society to end.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >allowing yourself to be bullied by a fat israelite

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he didnt actually, physically do anything, but he was a stinky meaniehead and i got AIDS over it. it's all his fault HE DID THIS TO ME HE RUINED ME i am a brave survivor of his psychological torment.. and i will not stand.... -begins tearing up- for the ABUSE this HORRID man puts INNOCENT people through -breaks down in tears-

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking reddit tryhard we don't have karma here you nonce goof

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I look like this but don’t act like this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you just wear the piss baby diaper ironically

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you go from dan's assistant for less than a year to a writer on two shows

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't, Dan left for UPNM to make Guys Like Us in 1998, Kenan & Kel ran until 2001. And she was probably just a staff writer which is only one step up from an assistant.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I met a traveller from an antique land
    Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert... near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people talk about how they got raped
    >roastie tries to make it about her and how she was "stressed out" working a normie job

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick man I'm totally real, enjoy your impotence

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Work for less than a year
    >Lose all of your 20s

    A time wizard then, got it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i knew a guy who worked for ten years at a company and he lost an entire decade of his life. awful stuff.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dan can cause heart problems with his mind
    How do we stop him, bros? He's getting too powerful

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >“Anxiety disorder”
    >stressed induced heart arrhythmia corrected by surgery
    God, a sparrow flying into her window might cause her to go into cardiac arrest. Maybe she should switch to decaf and a different career path. Memes aside, Dan is a standup dude who makes kino after kino, and she should be grateful for the career boost.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dan hit me with so many microaggressions in less than a year he fricked my heart, stole a decade of my life, and made me a paranoid shutin

    lmao women are so god damn dramatic.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dan schneider wasn't a pedo he just gave me heart arrhythmia

    what level of HR-brained liberal foid are you on where you deny and downplay your workplace's shitty culture and boss's behavior except for pretending that he did monstrous things to you personally like giving you heart problems with voodoo. when i quit my job i'm going to complain about it on glassdoor instead of the unsafe conditions i'll just say my boss gave me pinkeye lmao

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the actual qrd on dan anyway? i've listened to a few random things in the background about it but it seems like both of these could be true:

    >dan really was a weird fricker who asks for child feet pics on twitter to coom and made a dude pour ketchup on victoria justice's feet on television to peawiener about it

    >dan is just a cornball with a 90s tier childrens' author sensibilities and still thinks grossout stuff like feet and boogers are funny content for kids and people are taking his autism way too seriously

    which is it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Option A but the jury is honestly out on what he did to any of the stars personally. What really got proven is as follows
      >Dan is an butthole boss who makes people work unreasonably long hours while controlling everything in the workroom and got fired because someone finally got off their ass and called the union.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are a lot of pics of those girls in his lap/touching him so they either really like him or really hate him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rumor I heard is that he kept fricking the starlets and getting NDAs/hush money to shut them up. Apparently he got Jamie Spears pregnant.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heart arrhythmia is genetic. What an absolutely moronic c**t. These people make our laws, ladies and gentlemen.

    Men are now going to be canceled and jailed for giving israeli women "heart arrhythmia". Western civilization is unironically finished. We had a good run.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick this is some advanced kvetching. Bravo israeliteess, bravo!

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dan "The Heartbreaker" Schneider

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dan "Heart Breaker" Schneider

      *chefs kiss*

      Based Dan hivemind

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dan "Heart Breaker" Schneider

    *chefs kiss*

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dan heart arrhythmia inducer Schneider

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >awww, here it goes...
    >like I'm totally SO uncomfortable to complain for profit guys!
    I fricking hate these homosexuals so much it's unbelievable

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, I know this type. Dan unironically did nothing.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhh goy he didn't molest anyone, take notice at how he was a slavedriver THOUGH
    >~~*BERG*~~

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never take anything a fat woman says seriously.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NICKELODEON HAS A CARTOON EPISODE ABOUT GROOMING

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i became a shut-in so if i had a heart attack i'd die alone instead of having someone call an ambulance when i collapse in public
    woman logic

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all those surnames
    ~~**~~

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can she know for certain that her heart arrhythmia was the result of Dan's treatment of her?

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we aren’t talking about it enough but she’s clearly overweight

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I lost all my 20s rubbing feet in Dan the Man's world

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corporate bosses are buttholes often because they are put under immense 24/7 stress. They live, breathe, eat, sleep, and think the job 24/7 and are constantly in job mode. They are paranoid too.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vax status?

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So...she was in a professional relationship that was very abusive, endangering her life even...that she could've left anytime she wanted?
    That's it?

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna bet she was just a terrible assistant and Dan wasn't shy about letting her know it?

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobodys posted The Many Names of Dan Schnieder pic yet

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9 times out of 10 bad bosses are only half as bad as people who quit think they are.
    This lady we fired went off on our boss when in reality she was just a bad worker

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat b***h trying to cash in
    Nothing to see here

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he made me develop a significant heart arrhythmia

    Sounds like bullshit to me. Where’s the resident Cinemaphile cardiologist? Care to weigh in?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a cardiologist, but I have intense panic attacks from being a corporate attorney to the point where I just shake uncontrollably. I'm in great shape, 35 years old, and I'm not even a litigator.

      This captcha system is so fricking broken that i think i'm done with this site

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worked for him LESS THAN A YEAR
    >heart and social life destroyed

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He stole those years from me.
    huh? just get a new job you fricking dumbass.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he introduced me to panic attacks
    Don't make me like that fat frick.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it stands to reason that being an butthole is a prerequisite to being a showrunner. it seems like a fricking nightmare job anyway, it's going to attract a certain type of person.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They had me playing the world's youngest rapper.... Lil' Fetus"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lil fetus was hilarious but the dogs and peanut butter made me say yes this homie knows zesty when he sees it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I deadass remember watching that live too. My cousin and his mom were over, his mom says, "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen," and the host on the TV just goes, "I know."

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Berg
    >Beautiful Humans
    This b***h helped Dan suck a baby dick didn't she

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bruh

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I stayed at a job I didn't like
    >FRICK YOU FOR STEALING MY LIFE FROM ME

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *