>Nah, 3 is the bad one.
Let you in on a little secret, all pg-13 action blockbusters are trash. Only the first Mission Impossible was good because it was a spy/heist thriller. For fricks sake, the craziest stun in that movie was the wire scene.
mission impossible 2 makes spain up their ass as nobody research about what holidays go there, so this film can go frick themselve frick john woo frick tom cruise frick hollywood and frick jannies
>better bring a mask of my own face in case I get into any sticky situations >hey is that my GF with another man? i gotta call up my mask guy to make me a mask with his face in like 3 hours so i can corner her
People like to say MI2 was the worst one, but they always give a free pass to MI3 (made by JJ Abrams) with the maguffin "Rabbit's Foot" that Ethan spent the whole movie trying to protect, and it's never explained what the damn thing was for.
1>2>>>>> all the others
everything besides the first two are fricking moronic capeshit crap
the first one is a good thriller and the second one could almost be considered a heroic bloodshed movie.
either way, frick the other sequels
Woo has a secret history of cuts getting ruined by studios
A Better Tomorrow 2 and Hard Target were also supposed to be twice as long and focus on different characters
I miss when movies could be cheesy and fun. Mission 2 will always be more memorable than the shit that came after. Iwould rather watch a bad jon woo movie than modern trash.
based
mission 2 is great and it has prime thandie newton in it
>movie is great
>gives no reasons
>but there's a hot girl!
wow coomers are braindead. not only that but she's black
>prime thandie newton
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>thandie
Thandiwe, she's Zimbabwean or something and we must recognize her blackness
>she's Zimbabwean or something
Not back then she wasn't.
That b***h has never been black not even once, she fricks white men seclusively and has a beautiful posh English accent.
Yep, shits on fallout, rogue nation and ghost on protocol. Fake MI fans will say different
He forgot to mention Anthony fricking Hopkins is reading him his mission.
The only mission impossible that sucks is the first one.
Nah, 3 is the bad one.
>has the capeshit style that all them have post-2
>none of the good stunts of 4-onwards
>Nah, 3 is the bad one.
Let you in on a little secret, all pg-13 action blockbusters are trash. Only the first Mission Impossible was good because it was a spy/heist thriller. For fricks sake, the craziest stun in that movie was the wire scene.
I liked Maggie Q and the drunk Irish, but the movie is forgettable trash.
The adrenaline injection (which doesn't work IRL apparantly) was some epic kino though
That's actually the best one. All the other ones are literally Fast and Furious 5 and beyond tier. Brainlet homosexual
>The only one that sucks is the one actually directed by a competent director
The first one is great you hopeless pleb, it also has the best director in the franchise.
>The one with the most iconic scene in action movie history is bad
Tom Cruise was his most cool in MI2
Wrong. They are all good.
It was TLJ of the MI franchise
Definitely based. It's just John Woo doing whatever the hell he wants.
i'm team mountain dew
>you'll never watch torque after an evening of playing need for speed underground 2 and midnight club 3 again
you can still those things though, anon
Why not?
Cringe, the movie just sucks. The o lyrics one i don't like.
Cringe, that was the high point of the movie
mission impossible 2 makes spain up their ass as nobody research about what holidays go there, so this film can go frick themselve frick john woo frick tom cruise frick hollywood and frick jannies
movie was pretty boring after that
Just watched MI 1 and 2 this month for the first time and the masks absolutely made me lose my shit. Especially in 2, it's just absurd, but very kino
K I N O
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god john woo is an absollutely terrible director
>better bring a mask of my own face in case I get into any sticky situations
>hey is that my GF with another man? i gotta call up my mask guy to make me a mask with his face in like 3 hours so i can corner her
xD
ecksdee
MI1 great
MI2 shit
MI3 ok
MI4 great
MI5 great
MI6 great
Simple as.
I don't even remember what happened in 4&5 except climbing on a Dubai skyscraper. I hate to say it but JJ Abrams made the 3rd best MI after 6 and 1
Bro those are the ones that actually have continuity with each other. 1-3 are pretty much standalone films.
5 has tom hanging to the side of a plane, the underwater scene, and the absolutely kino opera scene
far from forgettable
People like to say MI2 was the worst one, but they always give a free pass to MI3 (made by JJ Abrams) with the maguffin "Rabbit's Foot" that Ethan spent the whole movie trying to protect, and it's never explained what the damn thing was for.
MYSTERY BOX
MI3 was good because of PSH
is mission impossible 2 the one where they fly the helicopter through the tunnel?
that's the first one
That's the first one. That was honestly a great action scene.
1>2>>>>> all the others
everything besides the first two are fricking moronic capeshit crap
the first one is a good thriller and the second one could almost be considered a heroic bloodshed movie.
either way, frick the other sequels
Ghost Protocol is by far the best one.
*fallout
Also Rogue Nation
>avengers protocol
yeah someone should make them pay
Definitely the most Kino.
We'll never get to see Woo's version. It supposedly has 3 hours of footage
Woo has a secret history of cuts getting ruined by studios
A Better Tomorrow 2 and Hard Target were also supposed to be twice as long and focus on different characters
Studio heads should pay for it.
Just add an hour and a half of doves.
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Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I Know Why You Wanna Hate Me
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1 > 6 > 2 > 5 > 4 >>>> 3
I miss when movies could be cheesy and fun. Mission 2 will always be more memorable than the shit that came after. Iwould rather watch a bad jon woo movie than modern trash.
6 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 3
3 is better than 2