Basically the only great fantasy movies ever made. There will never be new ones that are better than these.

Basically the only great fantasy movies ever made. There will never be new ones that are better than these.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only great fantasy
    Opinion disregarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can prove me wrong if you want. But none have had as big of a budget with as much talent as there was for this trilogy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what else is there?
        [...]
        I'm more of a mouse guy.

        I'm done feeding you lazy morons. No more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what else is there?

      They're cringe reddit slop for rat morons

      I'm more of a mouse guy.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're cringe reddit slop for rat morons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *fat morons
      Putting on my dyslexic glasses before I post on Cinemaphile from now on, I was so sure I nailed it ;(

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Problematic

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they were once men

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    avengers infinity war was better than that medieval homosexual movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People say this like LOTR isn't proto capeshit. No, not the books which are veritable kino, but the films are 100% the predecssor to capeshit blockbusters. Just compare any section of the book to the films and it's like night and day. So many things are not only replaced but gotten wrong, and the tone is so far bastardized that it's not even the same Beowulf-esque saga but a cringey quipfest, with an overreliance on *audience claps* and CGI. That's what you guys harp on capeshit for but this gets a pass because Weta is talented and Howard Shore was good. The substance to the story is gone. It's not a good adaptation and it's not a good trilogy. Here's a question: do you think Tolkien would approve of the Jackson films? No? Ask yourself why. And then you have answers to why these films are shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im sorry but im genuinely not reading all that

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Basically the only great fantasy movies ever made
    Wrong
    >There will never be new ones that are better than these.
    Right

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know of any fan attempts to use AI to smooth over the CGI?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    excuse me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's good, I just don't think it compares to the lotr films not just in terms of set quality, but also story.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This trilogy sucks. Overrated piece of shit idk how anyone can even like this besides ofcourse furries.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the greatest ever
      >it's total shit
      You people are dumb fricks and deserve the hell that is this place.

      Why are you so mad? lol just post what you think is better or at least tell me why these ones suck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. I wouldn't allow you to clean the soles of my shoes with your tongue. Vermin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        assblasted harry potter fans. pay them no mind.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's the greatest ever
    >it's total shit
    You people are dumb fricks and deserve the hell that is this place.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AI will soon let us generate entire scenes to fill in the gaps and make a perfect 6 part adaptation
    >removing the elves from helms deep is probably on the table right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI Tom Bombadil would be nice.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last fantasy film I saw was filled with diversity, a strong warrior woman and white women lusting after a black man. Unbelievable

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well duh
    Lotr books invented the genre
    All other fantasy is derivative

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you don’t read books without telling me you don’t read books.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a version of the audio books other than Andy Serkis that I should be looking for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      read this recently and it blew my socks off. https://archive.org/details/the-fellowship-of-the-ring_soundscape-by-phil-dragash

      has some of the music and sound effects from the movies. I know it can seem a bit offputting/distracting at first. I was gonna pass it up, but I decided to give it a shot and I'm glad I did. the only way it could've been better is if everyone had their own VA, but I've only heard one audiobook that did that, mossflower. (which is also excellent by the way, if you want another fantasy suggestion.)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just found this version and am getting it now. It sounds awesome to fall asleep to which is what I want it for. Thanks for your suggestions.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbit would be better if they could manage to not frick it up

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There can be movies that are better and more well made than the LotR trilogy. Problem is that there are no more people in Hollywood that actually care about the shit they work on. LotR was something that was years in the making before they ever rolled the cameras. The Hobbit trilogy is a direct reflection of the state of Hollywood and the direction they will continue to go. Gone are the days of practical sets, filming on location, and working with dozens up to hundreds of extras who want to be a part of a movie. Now its all just a disgusting cgi nightmare where movies are churned out as cheaply and as fast as possible, requiring some kind of familiar IP as the vehicle. israelites were a mistake

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