Batman does not eat nachos!

Batman does not eat nachos!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crunch crunch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GRRRRRRRRRR!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly about nachos makes them anathema to Batman? Is it just that they're messy or is there a more sinister secret behind the cheesy chips?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nachos represent everything Batman isn't, a slacker stoner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's more the fact the slacking Batman is slacking while dressed for The Mission.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a joke about how the 2004 The Batman show had him constantly eating nachos and how that was apparently one of the things that made nerds autisticly screech about that show alongside rasta Joker.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I loved the Batman and I don't remember any nachos in that show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I loved the Batman and I don't remember any nachos in that show

        >constantly
        I think he ate them in one scene in The Batman and someone spurged out about it online, so they made a joke about it with the uptight Batman quoting him with the "Batman does not eat nachos!" line.

        I honestly think that would just make Batman even more paranoid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how the 2004 The Batman show had him constantly eating nachos
        I love it when people think a character doing a specific action one time means they do it constantly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t remember the iconic catchphrase?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Batman doesn’t eat food that requires microwaving

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      High empty calories, you easily get fat with nacho cheese, he's trying to stay fit.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He also doesn't lose his composure you impostor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He also doesn't lose his composure you im-

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        -p?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hates his shitty son
        Understandable

        >doesn't eat nachos
        >doesn't eat pie
        What's his problem? Does he not like good food?

        >hates apple pie
        Wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice thumbnail moron

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman does not eat pussy!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman does naughty nut shows!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But he does drink batmilk

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE WEED

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't eat nachos
    >doesn't eat pie
    What's his problem? Does he not like good food?

    • 1 month ago
      Batman

      BATMAN SURVIVES PURELY ON BLACK COFFEE AND MOONLIGHT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This panel always gets me.
      >Bruce just eat the fricking pie

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nachos
    Is that what we're calling pussy nowadays?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he also doesn't support gender ideology but that hasn't stopped modern writers from making him support trannies

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like it when Batman is portrayed as a dull lame-o in social situations because it's something he would do to hide his identity, considering Bruce Wayne is a philanthropist and social butterfly loved by many

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?. Are you on a diet or something?

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