Batman is a stupid fricking character.

Batman is a stupid fricking character. Why does he need to dress up as a bat, why can’t he just wear a mask to hide his identity? Is this because his whole intimidation is tied up in this, because in actuality in the long term he poses little threat to those he comes up against? Why does he not kill villains who will obviously escape from prison and kill more people? He has the the audacity to claim he is dark and vengeance, yet isn’t, he’s a moralgay shithead, the only tolerable versions of this character are Batfleck and Flashpoint Batman. Main universe Batman is a rich fricking pussy and he should get killed off forever.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Daredevil is the only good character to come out of superhero comics. I liked Batfleck, though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like Punisher but the Netflix series was garbage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Spider-Man
      However, the MCU version is utter shit and the worst live action adaptation.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why does he need to dress up as a devil

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Something to do with instilling fear but it's also given meaningful context with his Catholic guilt and how Catholics view themselves as "devils" or sinners who need to be saved. That's why the best stories the comic medium has are about Daredevil. He's a truly great character.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, homosexual.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not killing people is homosexual behavior for liberals

      for me it's Spider-Man
      However, the MCU version is utter shit and the worst live action adaptation.

      Spider-Man is overrated and No Way Home is garbage

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >No Way Home is garbage
        Not even disagreeing with you. NWH was massively overrated with horrible CGI and lots of bad moments.
        >Spider-Man is overrated
        Nahhh. He's great when he's based in NYC and saving the city. Once they start sending him to space and the multiverse non-sense is when it loses the plot.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          For me it’s the Spider-Man 90s cartoon. I remember watching that on Netflix as a kid and being hooked.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I remember watching that on Netflix
            I watched it on Fox Kids. Frickin hell

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >VHS
              >never saw all the episodes

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ben Affleck is the only good Batman. Batman should not be played by Brits. Both Bale and Pattinson fall flat and are shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Batfleck makes Bale Batman look weak

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        After Batfleck, i can't bear to watch Bale's Batman. It's too embarassing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nolan’s directorial style is just awful, big, expensive, shiny, and boring.

          > why dress up like a bat
          To be fair, Chickenman didn't instill the criminal element with the right amount of fear

          A stupid gimmick is not required to instill fear

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't help that Pattinson didn't even bother working out and looks like an emo twink.
      But even that couldn't save how awful the Batman was. Not only a terrible Batman movie but a bad movie in general.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. He's a great actor who could've pulled it off but the direction was appalling. Totally memoryholed movie too.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > why dress up like a bat
    To be fair, Chickenman didn't instill the criminal element with the right amount of fear

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >why he doesn't kill
    Because writers are lazy fricks. You cannot kill the joker and have some new special costume villain next week.
    That is why Punisher kills dagos, dimitris and assorted boring racial mafiosi. They are totally exchangable, just another guy in a suit.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Batman was a character designed for another time, when we thought we can lock and beat our way out of a crime spree. Then at some point it became Gospel Truth that Batman cannot kill- and we ended up with this dude.

    So it is fine to beat people up, probably giving them serious, long-term injuries, but you can't kill. And he'll keep doing it until it works, even though it is obvious for various reasons (socio-economic, some ancient furry conspiracy, comic book sales) that Gotham's crime rate cannot be fixed by one rich dude and his merry band of sleep-deprived kids. Part of it is, yeah, probably wouldn't work and another is- gotta make money. Which is why neither Joker nor Batman will really die or Gotham will ever be anything but NY at its shittiest.

    In a way, for all the b***hing about canon, that's why I like the Snyder Batman. It makes logical sense that, at some point, he would have become jaded or insane.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder's Batman is just Frank Millers' Batman so don't give that autistic homosexual any credit. Miller's Batman is the only Batman worth a damn. Has that cute ginger tomboy sidekick too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This show is so full of camp acting and double entendres for the parents it's fricking great. Like genuinely good tv

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does he need to dress up as a bat
    Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. Try paying attention next time. You fricking moron. You fricking butthole.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    West is Best

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The issue with modern Batman movies is that they take it too seriously. Batman works best as gothic fantasy because the entire scenario is completely unrealistic. He’s a billionaire who dresses up like a bat doing martial arts against clowns. In reality Batman would be captured by the police after like 3 days or at the bare minimum they’d find out he’s Bruce Wayne within a week but shit like The Dark Knight try to make this shit grounded in reality which doesn’t work.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dude the first two, I can't stop laughing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The first Batman notoriously hated Japs

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