>batman will now be an antifa ally forever
>matt reeves, who made the dumbest and most soulless version of Bruce, will now have control over the character til the day he dies
>Tom King finally got what he wanted and killed the "fascist crime fighting detective" batman
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>Tom King finally got what he wanted and killed the "fascist crime fighting detective" batman
If he's not fighting crime what the frick IS he doing?
beating up chuds before they can harass beautiful trans women
>If he's not fighting crime what the frick IS he doing?
He'll find a bunch of crime and corruption that ties back to his own corrupt white dad, and then every story will end with him beating the shit out of some mentally ill poor white incel standin as a way to "take responsibility". I don't even like white people, I think white guys are massive homosexuals, I just wish someone would nuke this modern day America off the face of the earth for their having destroyed pretty much every single piece of mass media ever created by anyone in past generations.
This is what pissed me off about the most recent batman.
>hey Bruce remember your dad? Haha he was actually a piece of shit lol you can't have white role models not even your father
This has been the common twist on Batman for years now. Telltale's Batman video games might have been the first to do it outside the comics, but now we've seen every other major Batman tale from Joker to The Batman tread the same water.
That's so fricking gay. I was fine with Telltale doing it because it's an alternate universe. This is the first I've heard of the comics doing it too. They're so fricking desperate for more stories that they'll just do whatever they can to keep their last remaining customers. Embarrassing.
>I don't even like white people
Move out of your parents house.
Tom King's Batman is all about being a depressed boyman who gets one upped by his mommy-wife Catwoman. He cries and monologues a lot. He's the kind of guy to tell a woman that she's "so much stronger" than he is because she has some minor problems.
Like all modern comics characters he is written like absolute shit and edited by no one. Tom King is one of the worst things to ever happen to Batman and I cannot believe that huge homosexual moron was in the CIA.
>I cannot believe that huge homosexual moron was in the CIA.
People have this image og intelligence agencies as full of sociopaths that do horrible things but the vast, vast majority of employees are nerdy paper pushers
>I cannot believe that huge homosexual moron was in the CIA.
Huge homosexual morons are the main recruitment pool for the CIA
>CIA
Batman is a big guy.
The CIA is full of homosexual morons btw
he's gonna beat the shit out of people who criticize Wall Street.
He is fighting "fascist crime"
The Joker is attacking Gotham synagogue with his laughing gas now?
Inb4 homosexual morons start going on about how great reeves' dogshit was
>le ebin Fincher detective noir ripoff
>when he's too fricking moronic to even analyze the photos riddler took
>>when he's too fricking moronic to even analyze the photos riddler took
It's surreal that people call this new batman a "cerebral thinking man's detective" movie or whatever, when he literally should've just looked at the photos they were getting of all the suspects and gone "hm I should try and figure out where these photos were taken from", and it would've taken him straight to the villain's apartment right out the gate. Just ripoff some edgy filmmakers with meme aesthetics and boom suddenly you've been given the keys to the kingdom.
Yeah the Fincher aesthetic just psyopped everyone into going "DUHHH ACTUALLY NOLAN BATMAN WASNT EVEN LE DETECTIVE THIS BATMAN DUHH HE LIKE A REAL DETECTIVE" it's all so fricking cheap and dogshit literally just jangling keys in front of morons to convince them they're watching high art
It was also just such a morally fricked up movie.
John Doe in Seven is not supposed to be a likable guy, he's a fricking maniac piece of shit. Simple as that. Whereas this Riddler is supposed to have justification for putting all of Gotham to hell. In fact everyone of his victims until he blows up the dam are in fact dirty of something one way or the other.
But this Riddler is also a fricking sadistic piece of shit. You don't have someone's face chewed off with rats and then go "WELL LOOKS LIKE HE WAS TAKING BRIBES FROM THE MAFIA WHAT A SHITHEAD."
>but Seven
Ok? We are talking about The Batman here.
Contrarian general?
>Contrarian general?
I understand this guy. Normies are so easy to convince.
That's how Batman vs Riddler is meant to go and what makes it fun. Riddler sets up a game, Batman finds Riddler through detective work while pretending to play the game and then Riddler gets mad that Batman "cheated". It's a classic formula.
>batman being a moron because he's being written by morons, and then getting praised as a genius by moronic normies is a winning formula
Sounds about right
>another impotent moron rambling
yawn
I'm an ivy league grad. You're a millennial with no prospects and a homosexual family, being a "film buff" won't make your life worthwhile. Kys asap 🙂
>It's another "anon talking to the mirror episode"
Season finale incoming? :^o
SIRS I MUST NOT ALLOW YOU TO REDEEM SIR PLEASE THE BATMAN IS KINOPILLED AND MASTERFUL SIR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM BLOODY BENCHOD THIS IS KINO MOVIE OKAY SIRS PLEASE HOW CAN HE SLAP SIR THE BATMAN IS THE MASTERPIECE OF CINEMA SIR PLEASE
>That's how Batman vs Riddler is meant to go and what makes it fun
Why did batman not do the one thing that even the most basic detective would have done right off the bat, which is locate the position from which all the photos were taken?
>because that's just how the winning formula is supposed to work
Gotcha thanks
>JJ Abrams
>Joker again and again and again
Nah, I'm fine.
>NOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES THIS BATMAN STORY HAVE BATMAN’S ARCHENEMY THE JOKER AS BATMAN’S ARCHENEMY INSTEAD OF MUH HECKIN WHOLESOME OBSCURE REDDIT MEMBERBERRY Z-LISTERINOS??!!
>NOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES THIS BIBLE STORY HAVE GOD’S ARCHENEMY SATAN AS GOD’S ARCHENEMY WHY DIDN’T THEY REPLACE SATAN WITH MUH HECKIN WHOLESOME OBSCURE REDDIT MEMBERBERRY Z-LISTERINO ORIGINAL CHARACTER SUPERDUPERVILLAIN - THE FUDGE-PACKER™??!!
>NOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES THIS SANDWICH I ORDERED HAVE BREAD IN IT I DON’T WANT TO PUT BREAD IN MY MOUTH I WANT TO PUT BLACK wienerS IN MY MOUTH WHAT KIND OF TRANSPHOBE WOULD PUT BREAD ON A SANDWICH INSTEAD OF BIG BLACK wienerS??!!
What a terrible fricking post. I hate zoomers so much
Face it. He blew you the frick out.
Stop posting here zoomer. No one enjoys having you around
Because it gets boring
That said, Batman vs. Satan when?
>greater representation and inclusivity
Except every bad guy will be white, and all the small fry and street villains will exclusively be white men. Only the sympathetic bad guys that are actually good will be non-white.
Way to fail the film noir aesthetic. The whole point of the genre is that most characters are unlikable trainwrecks.
the fact thats a bullet point and theyre not just gonna sneak it in like the last 20-30 years lets you know how subverted this will be...
NOOOOOOOOO SIRS NOOOOOOO DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEM SIR PLEASE MATT REEVES IS GENIUS MOST INTELLIGENCE SUPER GENIUS MATT REEVES SIR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM BLOODY BASTARD MATT REEVES IS THE MASTERMIND
?
The teaser for this got me hyped, so I'm hoping it turns out good. Currently I'm watching Stargirl on max and it's way better than it has any right to be.
Bruce Timm as showrunner as me hopeful. Also Ed Brubaker is a pretty good comic writer
There will be a bunch of shit about sexuality, gender identity and white supremacy, won't there.
it literally says that, bottom left
Only 10 episodes? It better be really well animated then
Looks kino.
I never really understood the hate for TDKR and ASB&R until I realised that the industry was full of homosexual Communists.
Green Arrow is a Communist who is helping batman to kill superman and Reagan in TDKR
And the narrative makes sure to make it clear he's a hypocrite because he's s communist who spent millions on a fancy prosthetic arm while the poor starve
That's the sequel no TDKR,in the original was pretty straightforward with commie arrow.
If you want to talk about good right wing stories, use the first Spiderman issues.
they're idiots who can't reconcile two different points of view and separate fiction from reality
the funny part is frank miller is a leftist but they shit themselves when they read his comics
Miller is a pretty open lolbertarian.
Unlike Snyder, who's a closet case
This was fricking lame lmao. I can't take people who read this crap seriously. Fricking lol
In that image says that Bruce timm is the showrunner so is going to be Batman TAS again
>Bruce Timm as the showrunner
>Ed Bruebaker as head writer
Hey that's pretty good I wonder how
>Greater representation and inclusivity
Aaaaaand into the trash it goes
Timm is such a horny c**t he'll just tip his hat at inclusivity then go back to writing Quinn and Poison Ivy eating each other out again. Well actually now that his jerk off material is canon and celebrated he'll probably get Catwoman to eat pussy instead now.
>Well actually now that his jerk off material is canon and celebrated
Tbh I always thought that was lame
Their vibe was of college girls experimenting, now it's all about jow they're each others real true love and being dykes is oh so great
Maybe try enjoying things instead of letting your heckin racism, homophobia, trasphobia, bi-erasure and misogyny ruin everything
i'm sick of batman already. stop trying to reinvent him, just go back to TAS that everyone liked and be done with it. despite what morons want to believe, he's not that deep of a character and his backstory and day to day life as bruce wayne is the least interesting part about him
>He's not that deep of a character
This. So this. He doesn't need more modification
>paul dini isn't involved
it's over
>it's a "Batman spends the whole episode repeatedly reprogramming the Batcomputer trying to engineer out the obvious systemic racism it keeps displaying" episode
>it's a "Batman apprehends Harley Quinn in the middle of a bank robbery but lets her go nodding respectfully to her after she explains the gender wage gap to him" episode
>new versions of classic villains
FRICKING CHRIST HOW ABOUT JUST ONE FRICKING DECENT FILM OR SERIES THAT FOCUSES ON ANY ONE OF THE THOUSAND UNTOUCHED ENEMIES IN BATMAN'S ROGUE GALLERY.
MAN-BAT
CLAYFACE
MR. ZSASZ
SCARFACE
HUGO STRANGE
KILLER CROC
SOLOMON GRUNDY
The WHITE KNIGHT
We can go all fricking day here
take it to the next step then, how about just one film or series that isn't about fricking batman?
you know the answer. popular character sell, and nobody gives a shit about *man-bat*
Nobody cares about these morons.
>t. moron
All but two of three were in BTAS, and Grundy is in Justice League, I'm sure they'll get around to at least some lesser villains. Bruce Timm's Batman 75th anniversary short had Hugo Strange as a generic evil scientist with a big Solomon Grundy henchman, and that seems to be the closest analogue to this version so far
>Hugo Strange as a generic evil scientist with a big Solomon Grundy henchman
That's what he debuted as.
>inclusivity
Oof.
>Joker, Catwoman, and Penguin again
Great! Cause that never gets old.
>inclusivity
we should ban this word. It's so tiresome.
>Voice cast: TBA
I have my doubts about the production staff but without Kevin Conroy, it's DOA.
I don't mind someone new for once having a chance to voice him in animation but it's clear they don't care about that if old farts like Timm are still involved.
Conroy sounds like he's in a retirement home now, anon.
Sounds more fitting for a Batman Beyond revival then.
It's Jeremy Sisto's time to shine
>representation and inclusivity
Into the trash
who the frick is tom kang
A guy who took over writing duties for Batman and made him an enormous gay
I think there's an issue where a proud woman of color says to Batman that's it's okay to cry and be afraid.
>it: homosexuals mad about a cartoon
Get a grip guys. Don't like it? Don't watch it. Still being a gay? Just pirate it. We almost have like 90 years of Batman comics to read through. How many of you "fans" even watched the Columbia serials? Also FRICK JJ Abrams.
>I am vengeance
>I am the night
>I am acknowledging my privilege
Honestly why are right wingers so fragile
>more adult content and violence than BTAS
and won't even be half as mature
bravo
1930s America which was 90+% white and these gays HAVE to have darkies in it
Gotham is a crime-ridden urban shithole though
Black person homosexual sneed
>it's a "batman reprograms the batcomputer for problematically reporting more crime in minority neighborhoods" episode
>it's a "catwoman lectures batman on prison overpopulation" episode
>poison ivy makes beyond burgers and there's nothing sinister about any of it
>greater representation
so all the criminals are going to be black?
The Batman was such a cringey shit movie its baffeling reeves even gets MORE work
>greater representation & inclusivity among characters
>No other superheroes, Justice League doesnt exist
oh good
>J J Abrams producing
oh so this is probably all lies
Imagine trying to advertise your show and make it sound cool and you list "greater representation and inclusivity among characters"
that's the lamest fricking shit I've ever heard
that just screams soulless , HR comittee bullshit with no passionate creator vision.
That's unironically what zoomers and normies like to hear now though.
no it genuinely isn't. the only people who get excited hearing that are twitter weirdos and only a small minority of america have twitter and only a tiny minority of america use twitter regularly.
>new versions of Joker, Catwoman & Penguin
So woke Black person homosexual versions? Cool I love gay sex and AIDS
>noir reimagining
So Batman TAS?
>Representation/Inclusivity
So Catwoman is black. Who else?
There was a rumour tht Penguin will be a girl
>J.J.
its ogre
Wrong!
Battinson is laterally me. Why does he make you trans anons seethe?
this is one of the most moronic pictures i've ever seen
>More afult content and violence than BTAS
But why?
If the original was perfect without it, why ruin it?
>Matt Reeves bad
To be fair, it's kind of surprising that the whole idea of superheroes "fighting crime" (aka being supercops) has survived this long. I can't recall any recent capeshit where the superhero actually "fights crime". It's all fighting outer space superbeings, or unraveling deep conspiracies that reach the elites.
Other than Reeves's Batman, can't recall the last capeshit where a super knocks down a random thug trying to snatch a purse or rape a woman or deal drugs, and even in Reeves Batman is shown to be futile in that. Really shows how society's (or at least the intelligentsia's) view of crime has changed. Crime is now seen as a result of capitalism so you can't show your heroic characters beating down the helpless victims of purely economic factors.
>killed Star Trek
>killed Star Wars
>about to kill D.C.
Which franchise will be his next victim?
He should move to bollywood and destroy their cinema to repay the pajeets that carry water for the dogshit made by morons like him, reeves, and snyder so dutifully year after year like they're doing in this thread right now
>Season finale incoming? :^o
He's just like me.
Well, you are white after all..
>representation
>inclusivity
>ruined
>dropped