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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really don’t see how WB allowed the director into make Batman 3 hours. It’s not like the 3rd act was even necessary anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to copy Zack Snyder's long ass movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now that’s business plan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That movie was all about copying previous shit.
          Capeshit movie taking inspirations on old classics like the Joker? Check.
          Three/four hour capeshit movie like BvS and ZSJL? Check.
          Gritty and grounded Batman movie like the Nolan's ones? Check.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Was getting broke part of your business plan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the pacing is pretty good for a 3 hour movie, it's the plot structure that is dodgy. they probably felt they couldn't cut anything without making the whole mystery 2/3rd impossible to follow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Matt Reeves is a pretentious frick and convinced them that he was making another Dark Knight-tier masterpiece. In reality it was just a decent detective flick that was too long.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark Knight-tier
        >masterpiece.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are there any other films more overrated than Nolan’s Batman trilogy, and even more so, Dark Knight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yNCD08V.jpg

      Batmansisters…

      It's about 4 mil shy of passing Doctor Strange domestically as well. I can't believe how much this blew up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They had to copy Se7en but then add a Batman movie on top

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if it was good no would would mind the length

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wasn’t bored while watching it but it definitely lost money because it was 3 hours long

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WB have absolutely no idea what they're doing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It worked didn’t it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They learned from fricking up Batman V Superman.
      They cut half an hour and a film that would have made at least 2 billion shit the bed after making only 800 million.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking lol
    snyder damaged the brand so hard even top gun makes more money
    meanwhile police still can't find snyder's goon ezra miller.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based snyder ruining everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nwhile police still can't find snyder's goon ezra miller.
      What happpened??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's been molesting kids again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Kidnaps teenager
          I hate journalists so much

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >le ebin >kid<napper joke guys am i le funny for pretending to be ESL yet?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Adults can be kidnapped you dumb ESL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WB butchers a movie to turn it into a marvel film
      >it flops tremendously
      >have Snyder come in and finish the movie
      >becomes the highest grossing DCEU film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zACK Sneeder is a poison for movies. He should've retired the day his daughter anhero herself. His making shit movies to cope his loss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        snyder raised capeshit to capekino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >IT IS SNYDER’S FAULT
      You WB Shills are so cute.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope, poo

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise >>>> cringe manbaby capeshit for dorks and comic nerds

    Dr Stranger Of Madness is next.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Going to surpass Batman worldwide as well

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my face when I still haven't watched the Batman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He cute

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT IS REACHING MACH 10

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit is finally dead

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a batman movie in theaters?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DC? More like DCeased amirite ho ho ho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good 1 fren

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. DCeased is a comic. Made by the guy who made Superman’s son into a homosexual.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise is the only thing which can take down Capshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not the ONLY thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This lost any meaning now because Avatar belong to Disney since Fox buyout.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Top Gun has been elevated to the status of Marvel movie. DCucks btfo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All capeshitters get the rope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >elevated
      That wo.would be degrading. Top Gun was always vastly superior to CGI trash. Even 1st movie had impressive aerial scenes capeshit can only dream of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True American heroes like Maverick and Captain America will always reign supreme over cinema

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kojma said on twitter he already watched 3 times and was going to watch it again. The movie really connected with audiences worldwide.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE BATMAN IS A MASTERPIECE. FIRST DETECTIVE BATMAN. JUST LIKE THE COMICS

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL watch Hollywood propaganda.
    You WILL enlist in the Navy.
    You WILL give your life for Israel.
    You WILL do it willingly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. I'll watch the film though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're already on your way to die for Israel, chud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes we know we WILL and we'll enjoy the frick out of doing it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being a zogbot has lost its hype and purpose to be honest. People watch these movies because they are tired of capeshit spams nonstop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You will sit on a boat for four years
      You will work as a clerk for the store on ship
      You will drink heavily docked at different ports
      and you will be happy goy!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie I am an American. Talk to Russians about their denazi campaign and how we are funding neo nazis. israelites, muslims, christians I don't give a shit. Frick you too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to The Batman, which was Anti-White Propaganda.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Batman commanded 30% higher ticket prices as well.

    Honestly I fricking hate this narrative that The Batman is a popular highly influential and appealing film. WB have been Gaslighting people in to thinking the Batman was successful. It made less than most DCEU films despite opening with a higher ticket price, huge marketing budget, etc. It was basically a fricking flop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That ticket markup wasn't just for Batman. It's been happening for the big blockbusters. Batman was just the first

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        30%? Not at all. The reason given by WB was that it was a "premium" for a 3 hr film. Find me a film that seen it's ticket price inflated by thirty fricking per cent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go to bed Zack, you have George A Romero's legacy to ruin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      without the overcharge of tickets Batman made like 520 million. We also have to take into account the budget of the movie and the money invested in publicity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know and it's fricking insane the lengths WB have gone to in order to paint The Batman as a success. The general public cared less about it than Joker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          batfleck was a decent batman, i don't understand why a reboot was necessary

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because of Geoff Johns.
            Ben Affleck wanted to kick Johns out and hire Bruce Timm and Paul Dini as screen-writers/executives.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Fricked up if true. John is an butthole

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It seems like the public feels the same

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh…

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >grace

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool. The Batman wasn't that good 2bh.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sad thing is that 15 years ago it would be perfectly normal for action blockbuster to beat capeshit garbage. Generally with exception for few big names like Spiderman or so capeshit used to be bottom player at the box office. Look how fricking wrong everything went recently when normal blockbusters struggle to catch up to literal capeshit.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how WB execs are still employed after how they have managed their DC IP.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    friends, do you think top gun will reach a billion? jurasic park is a movie, it will surely register a significant box office drop in its following weekend.The movie that can take away all the glory from top gun is lightyear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably not. even mission impossible cant reach 1b so doubt top gun will

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn, mission impossible movies are kindo comfy. tom cruise turned ethan hawk into an archetype of bond updated, more interesting, improved in every way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mission Impossible is capeshit compared to Top Gun, with every movie doing that stupid mask gimmick. People are burnt out on the MI capeshit universe. Meanwhile Top Gun has people showing up because it's fresh since it's a sequel that's arrived after almost 40 years and everyone's saying good things about it, but it's also drawing in the crowd that loved the original.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should up it up for July 1st

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make top gun sequel that's the same except with the chick flick romance story turned down and the homoeroticism dialled back, with an explicit action focus finale promised from the very start so you just build up towards it
    >expecting anything except a billion

    I went to a showing in the middle of the day after it's already been out for a week or something and there were more people in the theatre than I've ever seen. You had greyhaired oldgays reliving their glory days in the 80s and you had kids just wanting some jet action. A glorious sight to see.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I blame Covid. Normally a Batman movie would gross a billion dollars, and definitely outdo a sequel nobody asked for to a boomercore movie nobody this generation remembers. But keep in mind The Batman came out several months ago, during winter. Top Gun came out late May. It's warmer and more people have either been vaccinated and/or built up an immunity, so more are willing to go to the movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How many times will WB and its shills blame Covid? This is the same excuse they gave for WW84 bombing, TSS bombing, and so on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WW84 came out in the winter of 2020. All the theaters in California were closed. Do you really not think Covid was a factor? It ain't shilling if it's true.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, I'll give you WW84 but The Batman came out like 2 months ago.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t bruise the cruise.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My goyslop made more money off Black person cattle than this other goyslop
    Who the frick cares

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow you must fricking suck so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >y-you must hecking really suck at parties
        What are you, a thirteen year old redditor?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fake Article

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still didn't beat Spider-Man
    Manletsisters we lost. We should donate more money to Scientology

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is this narrative that Batman was a failure coming from?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds please stop paying money to watch this.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the movie yet, but I hate it a lot already

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >flies past

    GET IT? Because it's about planes lmao 😀

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Maverick requesting flyby."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder Maverick is tracking for $600m domestic

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a Batman fan, i feel embarrassed. Any crap outperforms the Baman now.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok, I'm sure Robert is really upset after starting in the best comic book movie in decades and the most artistic one ever.
    I'm sure he's upset he couldn't have been in some gay volleyball movie

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me and the boys are going to see this tomorrow.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >best comic book movie in decades and the most artistic one ever
    This sounds like a husband desperately trying to talk up his wife who writes children's novels.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize that fence :^)

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