>be barbie movie
>win zero academy awards
>the most memorable thing about your movie is ken and his "i'm just ken song"
LMAOOOOOO
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>be barbie movie. >win zero academy awards
They won original song for that other one
And all they had to do was show up and perform live on stage to get it. Shits rigged.
>And all they had to do was show up and perform live on stage to get it. Shits rigged.
you're fricking moronic
every song was performed and have been performed for fricking decades
They didn't
They did, cope chudcel
People have unironically forgotten about it already after that Ken song
I beat they cry every night into their gaint pile of money
Poor things got all the feminist oscars.
Ahahaahq Feminists in shambles
The only memorable thing about their movie is a Men's song
Poor Things won though.
>minimal Greta Gerwig whining
>minimal wins for Barbie
Good night
When ken is the best thing out of your barbie movie you know you are not winning shit. Ryan goslig mopped the floor with margot and stole the entire thing for himself
Thank you Cinemaphile, yes it was a great performance. Sad I couldn't win Best Supporting Actor but Robert deserved it.
The Academy is not letting a fricking ad win anything anon
Not nominating Greta is the killing blow to Barbie's chances
>The Academy is not letting a fricking ad win anything
idk if you are serious
>the most memorable thing about your movie is ken and his "i'm just ken song"
It was kenough and everyone loved it.
needs an edit with this
It's over for feminists
I've decided to become a Keninist
You can pinpoint the moment where Emma Stone's dress breaks.
So it really was the goose's fault...
>The Goose made the Frog croak so hard it broke its back.
>THAT WAS KENOUGH said the Goose. KENOUGH.
>I would have followed you my brother... my captain... my Ken
That camera person probably shit their pants being dragged up on stage
My exact thought.
>Goose guiding anon to happiness and inner peace
barbiggers lost
barbie was fun but poor things is clearly the better film
kino
I haven't seen Barbie.
But that's hysterical to see a legitimate actor performing stage play musical work. Very pleasing and fulfilling.
It's funny how Gosling was just the star of Barbie and no one gave a shit about the actual Barbie stuff in the movie
fricking chuds dont you understand KEN WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU
NO FRICKING MEDIA LITERACY
UGH
SOURCE
Boo hoo someone made fun of me waaah waaah!
Now I have to kill myself because I'm such a weak and fragile white man I can't live with a comedy movie making fun of me!
SOURCE??
Ken is me...
Ken is.... me?
Ken.... is me...!
Ken is me!
Ken is meeeeee!
does that mean Ryan Gosling's Ken is... Literally me?
i thought it sucked, even the goose was shit
cant believe people on Cinemaphile used to worship this guy
Cinemaphile always believed in him, he's a star.
>Cinemaphile used to worship Ryan Gosling. We still do, but we used to too.
He even tried to give the girls a moment by putting the mic towards them. Low energy women, Goose wins again.
>win zero academy awards
It won one though. Granted it was an entire category dedicated to it so it had zero chances of being without a award tonight. Mile Morales however...
Did Miyazaki protest going in person again?
i really don't care about the state of the world anymore. Also, good night, frens.
My mom remembers it well, but she's also a woman and her dad worked at Mattel so she had all the Barbies and accessories, some which were shown in the movie. The movie wasn't really for (You) or I.
Goose is so cool and talented
>gay feminist movie written by woke morons
>le so squirky muh kenouch xD meme song for gays
I genuinely lost a lot of respect for Slash putting himself on stage with this
low kenergy post
>the kens awesome maleness and dude chads are le heckin epicrino xD
it was just as badly written and cringe inducing as the rest of the movie
You fit in.
It was unintentional genius on the part of the women. Goose stole the show. Ken is the protagonist of Barbie.
I bet you kiss girls homosexual.
Men won, Barbie lost. Get over it
>win zero academy awards
ah, didn't know that would feel so comfy