>be disney
>hype the shit out of a shiny stormtrooper
>do absolutely nothing with them
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>be disney. >hype the shit out of a shiny stormtrooper. >do absolutely nothing with them
>Be large corporation
>Be run by bureaucrats and people good at navigating bureaucracy instead of artists or talented producers
>Make shit
Problem was Disney being determined to give Star Wars the MCU treatment. Which could've worked had anything they produced been good, but Star Wars has largely been an event thing up to that point. You didn't really expect yearly releases. .
If they wanted it to succeed, they wouldn't have used several directors for a trilogy with complete autonomy.
They wanted to destroy Star Wars quite deliberately.
Does the anon who wrote that effortpost not realize that TFA is what killed Star Wars? TLJ just raped the corpse.
And what did RoS do?
Retroactively turned the Skywalker Saga into the Palpatine Saga.
>Problem was Disney being determined to give Star Wars the MCU treatment
This is unironically one of the stupidest thing I've ever read on Cinemaphile.
The problem was that Disney hired dogshit writers, producers and directors that only exist to make scenes where Star Wars manbabies are supposed to clap at. Look at this moronic MCU entrance. Someone approved of this absolute grade-A garbage and of course most of you morons gobbled it up.
What's wrong with it? Try to explain it coherently in detail without using meaningless buzzwords as a substitute for an argument.
>Character stands infront of an entrance way longer than any normal being actually would to make monkeys like you clap
Huh? Are you talking about Darth Maul entrance from TPM, right?
But Mando wasn't standing there, you can explicitly see him walking and making his way to the scene.
>Useless whataboutism when this shit could easily be made fun of too as if TPM was the peak of cinema
Lol
You don't make any sense. You can clearly see Mando making his way to the scene. He wasn't standing there. Your entire "argument" for why it is bad is completely nonsensical. Are you diagnosed with severe form of autism, or some other form of mental illness, by any chance? Or am I talking to one of those GPT AI bots?
He is literally standing infronte of the entrance for a while because you gobble up this kind of MCU dogshit directing. Any normal being would just go through it.
>normal being
Good thing he isn't, since he is a bounty hunter from another Galaxy, from a fundamentalist cult of warriors, and he is about to go into a dangerous situation. So him stopping for 3 seconds before entering to prepare himself makes sense.
I feel pity for your mother, who has to deal with your mental illness daily. Imagine having to cook and clean after such an insufferable, braindead sperg.
moron. Maul's been waiting for them.
How long was he waiting for them? That was really autistic of him to stand there in front of a door with his little hoodie on. Could have been hours. Must have been really awkward. Awfully convenient, too. Why not just stay near the throne room and protect Gunray?
>Sith
>Not autistic
Get a load of this moron over there
He's scanning for heat signatures before entering.
what is with their current obsession with cuts of meat
Subliminal messaging for acceptance of circumcision
>bounty hunter is about to enter a big room
>pauses literally for a second to assess the environment, count the number of people, calculate possible attack vectors
>then enters
>this is somehow "Marvel" now
I don't even like Mandalorian that much, the combat choreographgy is absolute shit whenever stormtroopers are involved (so most of the time), which really sucks for action-heavy show, and the fanservice is moronic, Luke ex machina, Booba Fat etc., Mando is sidelined in his own show. What a waste.
>Assess the wall you see for manbabies to clap
Woah. So this is the power of Disneyshill argumentation
those stripes are half-transparent
They did. Chuds just decides to hate her for not other reason to be a woman
I simply do not understand why they didn't made the Traitor stormtrooper be her, and also not killed her.
They could've had a ton of interactions between Finn and Phasma and they'd actually give something for Finn to do and for the shiny stormtrooper to do
Just so much wasted potential
They didn't, she was just cannon fodder
>they'd actually give something for Finn to do
Finn was too busy running around for three movies yelling
>REY
and asking people where Rey was at those times Rey was not on the screen.
>I simply do not understand why they didn't made the Traitor stormtrooper be her
>they
Let me help you out here. In this case, “they” is JJ Abrams, the singlemost overrated hack in all of Hollywood. The man has absolutely no instincts. None.
She makes CW Flash look like a competent character with her incessant jobbing
No one hates her more than Disney. We didn't even see her face. One eye doesn't count.
sneed
>meanwhile shes one of the best killers in Battlefront 2
Sad that the game did more for the characters than Disney did in 3 movies.
>it’s another your moronic teammates keep trying to 1v1 the phasma camped at the other end of a chokepoint episode
>Playing HvV
>Doing good
>Enemy pick finn
>Teammate stops playing to spam "frick you Black personboy finn Black person fricking finn have a nice day Black person" over and over again
It makes me lol how pretty much every sequel character has somebody that mains them except finn literally only because he's black
Even boba mains get less hate
>spraypaint the stormtrooper silver
why isn't this selling?
>spraypaint the stormtrooper red
why won't they buy the toys?
it's actually not a terrible design. if all of the first Black person stormtroopers looked like that it would be a big improvement IMO
instead it's a literal who
The sith trooper design is actually excellent, color it white and you have what should have been the ST Stormtrooper design all along
Too bad they're in the background for like two scenes. I can't even remember if there's a closeup of these guys anywhere.
>should have been the ST Stormtrooper design all along
There shouldn't have been been Stormtroopers in it at all. Make something new for for frick sake.
The KOTOR Sith armors look so goofy, but I love them for it.
this. there's no consequences to the empire's falling in Return of the Jedi if the 'first order' is just as powerful, has stromtroopers, sith lords etc.
they should have made the finn character a retired/ obsolete stormtrooper left behind from the empire's fall instead of a deserter, have force awakens lean more into the western, mad max side of it, then re-introduce the world war 2 stuff in the sequels, make it more like the cold war maybe, seeing as world war 2 has ended in the universe
The white looks really good, it makes the default red look kinda goofy by comparison
>bring her back for TLJ
>she dies in the lamest way possible
TROS would have been a smidgen better if they brought her back
>Before The Force Awakens: She's going to be the next Boba Fett!
>After The Last Jedi: Whaddya know. She did in almost as lame a way as Boba Fett
at least she single-handedly destroyed the super death star
uhh read the companion book, encyclopedia and comic. Theres ton of cool lore there
That guy found Christ and detransitioned.
well good for him and I mean that, but i'm too lazy to edit this meme
>found Christ
where was he hiding?
what denomination?
>where was he hiding?
He wasn't.
>what denomination?
Clerici Regulares Sancti Pauli (1530) and when religious people say "diversity is our strength" it means something.
I'm sure the real reason was realized it would take rewriting the rules of reality for him to pass.
>be lucas
>hype the shit out of cool rugged bounty hunter outlaw man
>do absolutely nothing with them
Some people just don’t understand pottery
>captured solo and made bank
>hung out and partied at Jabbas
>got owned by a now fully actualized jedi Luke
Not a bad role in the movies, phasma was way more lame
Luke didn’t kill him, Han accidentally smacked his butt.
>>hype the shit out of cool rugged bounty hunter outlaw man
No
Lucas was genuinely confused by the fact he became such a popular character
>Lucas was genuinely confused by the fact he became such a popular character
>10/10 costume design that has rarely ever been matched
>battle damaged armor that shows he's been in serious fights
>sleek armor design is stylish
>bits of outfit like the flight suit and cape show the practical side that gets things done
>armed to the teeth with a variety if high-tech weapons
>the actor is lean and unimposing like Carlos Hathwiener and Audie Murphy, real killers
>has a casual but ready stance, alert and professional without showing fear
>Gunslinger aura
The actor and costume project how dangerous and professional the character is. Look at Boba Fett when he is loading frozen Han on to his ship. He has two Stormtroopers with him and Vader ostensibly has the whole station under control but he still calmly checks his six before he boards his ship. Utter professional in control.
This guy gets it. It was the subtleties of his character that created an air of mystery and danger.
You forgot
>is a bounty hunter but never actually brings anyone in
>Vader has to give him Solo on a platter
>also has to be specifically told not to disintegrate the people he's been paid to find
>>is a bounty hunter but never actually brings anyone in
has to give him Solo on a platter
Vader was only there because Boba Fett expertly tracked Solo. Fett anticipated Solo's crafty plan and set Slave-1 rotating with engines off among debris dropped by the Star Destroyer before it left. Then he was able to follow Solo to Bespin without being seen.
>>also has to be specifically told not to disintegrate the people he's been paid to find
There can be different terms for different contracts. Just because Vader says it to Boba Fett doesn't mean it's something that Fett needs to be told. It could have just been addressed to all the bounty hunters there.
He brought Vader to him by request you idiot. And do you not know what "dead or alive" means?
Now imagine if there was a shiny boba Fett
*screams of a million excited manchildren*
Man. I'm still salty over Book of Boba Fett
>Lucas tries recreating his popularity with jango fett
>He's shit
>He's shit
You mean you have shit taste
No you must have misinterpreted my post
I meant that he's shit
Okay, boomer. Meanwhile Jango is beloved by an entire generation of fans and was far cooler than Booba ever was. His game is pure kino.
This makes boomers shit their pants in fear.
>A
I liked it when people were speculating he's a competent former stormtrooper with some gear he picked up along the years and that was that
then it turns out he's a super special snowflake but all his people use the same shit and they have thousands of years of history
>people like Boba Fett
here you go goys, have an entire civilization of Boba Fetts
>Just throw him in the pit
There really should have been a fight between Han and Boba. Could end with Boba in the pit anyway, but both characters needed something to do in that movie
I think it was most likely the script needed a way to dispose of that character without drawing out the sail barge sequence any longer with some sort of protracted 1v1 fight. It was supposed to be like one of those old swashbuckling movies where the hero dispatches several villains easily.
yes.
Boba Fett was just a background extra in unique gear. Phasma was being hyped up by multimillion marketing.
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit.
>Have a big fight between Finn and a stormtrooper, which Finn actually loses
>Can use Phasma for it
>Decide to use some random guy instead, then kill him off immediately
I have no idea what was guiding Disney's decisions with the sequels. They did everything wrong.
total and utter lack of vision beyond "we now have a property that prints money and we expect it to by merely existing"
Toys, anon. Toys. Star Wars manchildren will basedface for everything if it reminds them of the thing they know
toys didn't even sell. There is a reason why they make almost nothing related to nutrilogy for 2 years now. Lego only released initial wave and then two sets few months later (one being disney park themed they were forced to make) and that was it. Last Jedi and many force awakens sets sell for lower than retail prices brand new after so many years where it is normal for Lego to appreciate in value.
Hasbro figures were just a disaster.
Their primary mistake was starting the story decades later. They skipped literally the best time period and made something completely and utterly moronic instead.
>Oh also, the new republic and ALL of your heroes are losers and failures, have fun.
She was made to sell toys and I think Disney hoped she’d be the new Boba Fett.
truly Boba Fett 2.0
I'm still fricking mad about it. Was so pumped for such waifu for laifu material as Gwendolyn Christie playing a Stormtrooper captain and watching her cucked and ruined was a large reason I hated ST from TFA onwards.
Why on earth are there still storm troopers. Come up with something new for fricks sake.
The minute I saw storm troopers in TFA I knew it would be complete shit. I could hardly belive my eyes how cringe and confusing it was.
>HOLY SCIENCE IT'S A STORMTROOPER BUT... A DIFFERENT HECKIN COLOR?????!!!
Star Wars nerds had this coming but for being such hunter manchildren.
it's obvious executives just thought it would become le new epic Booba Feet and make them one more low-effort metric ton of cocaine to blow
I'm jelly af btw
it must be real fun to be high af 24/7 at disney's headquarters with cosplay hookers and film props
costume design that has rarely ever been matched
damaged armor that shows he's been in serious fights
armor design is stylish
>>bits of outfit like the flight suit and cape show the practical side that gets things done
to the teeth with a variety if high-tech weapons
>>the actor is lean and unimposing like Carlos Hathwiener and Audie Murphy, real killers
>>has a casual but ready stance, alert and professional without showing fear
aura
>The actor and costume project how dangerous and professional the character is. Look at Boba Fett when he is loading frozen Han on to his ship. He has two Stormtroopers with him and Vader ostensibly has the whole station under control but he still calmly checks his six before he boards his ship. Utter professional in control.
Where did you find this picture of me?
the police made it dad
JJ is a fricking hack
>shoot a really good scene with him defeating phasma and dropping the rebel scum line
>cut it out of the movie
wtf
>Movie with a black character doing something akin to something that might be interpreted as letting a union rise
Burger and China money
Even worse they did it twice
You know it's just to sell toys right?
Gotta maximise the toys/actor's remuneration ratio.
Would of been kino having her appear getting better and better gear each film to rival one of the side characters.
It's funny when you staff an entire crew with contemptuous postmodernists and they can't help but step on each others toes with all the constant subversion.
>heh heh those chuds will be so mad when they see the new boba fett is a WOMAN!
>heh heh those chuds will be so mad when we throw the new boba fett in a trash compactor!
>NOOO YOU THREW MY STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER IN A TRASH COMPACTOR!!!
>make a cool character design
>make a woman, and cast an actress who's total summation of acting skill is "sassy and tall"
>don't make the character "sassy"
Still cool armor. Need to make her helmet at some point once I get the room.
>the some total of shiny stormtroopers is ONE (1)
>she's just a stormtrooper captain
>that happens to personally know fn-igger
>she's the only stormtrooper captain
bravo nolan!
>so we have that character
>she's a strong warrior woman
>played by that one strong woman from GoT
>and she has cool personalized stormtrooper armor
>and she's so badass
>so, what's her role in the story?
>uh, she gets a blaster pointed at her and immediately sacrifices the biggest space station in the setting by turning off its shield generator
>woman moment lmao
Just... why?
Named after the movie Phantasim.
True story.
It's too late now, but if I had a twitter account back then it would probably be worth starting a shitstorm about JJ being a sexist piece of shit who wrote Phasma as a completely useless bimbo b***h.
>a character walking into a room and pausing is a direct reference to this instance of a character standing in a hallway waiting for someone
>this is also somehow 'marvel'
Jesus Christ, you're moronic.
I'll tell you what happened.
Someone influential found out that Debicki was born a woman, and decided a freakishly tall woman couldn't be forced into a Bawba Fett meme role if she weren't on the poz index.
>a freakishly tall woman
Shut the frick up, Gwendoline is gorgeous
There should be a movie where they get all the Hollywood giants together to go on a heist or some shit. lol
The pivotal scene should reveal that they were all specifically picked so they could stand on each other’s shoulders while Warwick Davis shimmied up them to access an air duct. Literally none of their other skills matter, just the fact that they’re tall crooks.