>get to live out the fantasy of a wild Aryan king and noble savage >get to watch the footage of it >get stuck with a woman >have to rape the camera crew
If we could do away with the woman it would be better
I'd probably cum on the spot when we hugged during the introduction.
As for survival, it wouldn't be that tough. I can easily fast for well over 30 days so I would secure clean water, build a fire and shelter, and just wait out the rest of the days with minimal activity (just enough to not let muscles waste away) and then head for the extraction point a day early just to be safe. All the people that try to hunt constantly or otherwise overly exert themselves are doing it wrong. Get your bare necessities and just wait it out.
>Stub your toe 5 minutes after getting there >Freak yourself out you've got gangrene and are going septic over the course of the next 3 days >Cry on camera and ask to leave before a week has passed
I take barefoot hikes in the woods and have for years. It's really just not that hard. Unexpected injuries can be a problem, but mostly people are just morons who think they need to overdo everything and act like king of the jungle.
>Get your bare necessities and just wait it out.
Most people do this which is why it's a trash show. You can survive 21 days by just meditating and starving. Naked and afraid XL is better because it is 40 days or sometimes 60 days.
Pretty dumb show you need more than 2 humans for a group of hunter gatherers to survive. The show is great at showing how objectively worthless women are as they parasitically rely on the man to do everything and b***h and whine.
N&A is more about mimicking a temporary survival scenario where you get rescued after a couple weeks. N&AXL is about long term survival and those do use larger groups on longer timeframes.
Also I remember one episode where the guy was clearly trying to frick the girl as soon as he saw her. He was all flirty and jokey with her and brought up something about huddling together for warmth I think. When they'd been out for a few hours together she mentioned her girlfriend and his demeanor instantly changed. It was funny but reinforced that you should never try that on the show. They definitely included it in the cut to make him look like a dickhead.
If i know what plants I can eat, what bugs to avoid, predators in the environment, and if there's drinkable water, then I am confident I could last indefinitely, if at worst extremely malnourished. Ive been homeless in -40°, and also slept on desert beaches other times. I'm not gonna say this would be easy, but I'd make the best of it, and maybe even have fun along the way.
Last season had a crazy episode, Devil's Canyon. That zone is still undefeated lol. So many good moments. When that couple got DQ'd for raiding the producers tent. The guy who drank his own piss 1 hour into the challenge and then tapped like 2 hours later. They guy who built a separate shelter to escape his klutz partner and then she burned it down.
So long as you get fire, water and shelter you can make it 21, I'm sure the producers will provide "miracle protein" - an out of nowhere easy as frick most likely sedated animal kill that usually turns up before extraction if the contestants have found frick all out there anyway.
But if bug bites were tearing my ass up nonstop I'd tap within a week.
There was an episode where a woman shit in their drinking water/fishing lake
Her partner told her not to do it
She said it was fine no problem
the next day all the fish were dead
He was so fricking pissed lol and she acted like "well this was just impossible to avoid"
4 or 5 pumps
>get to live out the fantasy of a wild Aryan king and noble savage
>get to watch the footage of it
>get stuck with a woman
>have to rape the camera crew
If we could do away with the woman it would be better
I'd probably cum on the spot when we hugged during the introduction.
As for survival, it wouldn't be that tough. I can easily fast for well over 30 days so I would secure clean water, build a fire and shelter, and just wait out the rest of the days with minimal activity (just enough to not let muscles waste away) and then head for the extraction point a day early just to be safe. All the people that try to hunt constantly or otherwise overly exert themselves are doing it wrong. Get your bare necessities and just wait it out.
>Stub your toe 5 minutes after getting there
>Freak yourself out you've got gangrene and are going septic over the course of the next 3 days
>Cry on camera and ask to leave before a week has passed
I take barefoot hikes in the woods and have for years. It's really just not that hard. Unexpected injuries can be a problem, but mostly people are just morons who think they need to overdo everything and act like king of the jungle.
>Get your bare necessities and just wait it out.
Most people do this which is why it's a trash show. You can survive 21 days by just meditating and starving. Naked and afraid XL is better because it is 40 days or sometimes 60 days.
Bro. Source on the c**t? She looks hot.
Yeah I wanna know too? Great back.
GIVE NEEDFUL SAR
Damn. Some coomers here. But i won't mind the source.
Give people what they want OP. SOURCE?
Her name is Linda Hunt. Now frick off, morons.
Honesty, have a nice day.
With a camera crew and a girl? Not long
By myself and a girl? I can eat human meat for a couple weeks and if I smoke it I can make it last for a month
I haven't watched Naked and Afraid since picrel
>never showed anything
pleh.
Pretty dumb show you need more than 2 humans for a group of hunter gatherers to survive. The show is great at showing how objectively worthless women are as they parasitically rely on the man to do everything and b***h and whine.
N&A is more about mimicking a temporary survival scenario where you get rescued after a couple weeks. N&AXL is about long term survival and those do use larger groups on longer timeframes.
I'm a nudist, so I regularly hike and camp naked. I'd probably be good for a week at least.
Can I trade the woman for one of my bros? If so indefinitely. With woman there probably a week.
I would immediately rape the chick. Is raping allowed? Itspart of surviving in the wilderness
forget that, how long would you last here
Where can I watch these uncensored?
Get a job at Discovery or wherever it's produced.
nowhere
It never aired uncensored
It's a reality show, so I suppose I'd last as long as the scriptwriters wanted me to.
>step on something slightly pointy
yep I'm done, give me my artificial hooves made in South East Asia please
Depends on the location. I was born and raised in AK and after watching the episode set there I know I could do it easy peasy.
What do you do about erections? What if I was just walking around with a leaky fully erect 7 inch penis all the time.
A high stress situation means a reduced libido.
Also I remember one episode where the guy was clearly trying to frick the girl as soon as he saw her. He was all flirty and jokey with her and brought up something about huddling together for warmth I think. When they'd been out for a few hours together she mentioned her girlfriend and his demeanor instantly changed. It was funny but reinforced that you should never try that on the show. They definitely included it in the cut to make him look like a dickhead.
I get nervous erections all the time, I may be too stressed for sex but by body would be telling the audience something different.
All I know about this show is my favorite autistic Austrian qt Lilly was on it.
Did anyone here watch that episode?
If i know what plants I can eat, what bugs to avoid, predators in the environment, and if there's drinkable water, then I am confident I could last indefinitely, if at worst extremely malnourished. Ive been homeless in -40°, and also slept on desert beaches other times. I'm not gonna say this would be easy, but I'd make the best of it, and maybe even have fun along the way.
Last season had a crazy episode, Devil's Canyon. That zone is still undefeated lol. So many good moments. When that couple got DQ'd for raiding the producers tent. The guy who drank his own piss 1 hour into the challenge and then tapped like 2 hours later. They guy who built a separate shelter to escape his klutz partner and then she burned it down.
So long as you get fire, water and shelter you can make it 21, I'm sure the producers will provide "miracle protein" - an out of nowhere easy as frick most likely sedated animal kill that usually turns up before extraction if the contestants have found frick all out there anyway.
But if bug bites were tearing my ass up nonstop I'd tap within a week.
There was an episode where a woman shit in their drinking water/fishing lake
Her partner told her not to do it
She said it was fine no problem
the next day all the fish were dead
He was so fricking pissed lol and she acted like "well this was just impossible to avoid"