>be JK Rowling
>portray the Indian girls Harry and Ron take to the prom as dogshit, bottom-of-the-barrel, last-resort girls.
How the frick did she get away with all this stuff?
>be JK Rowling
>be JK Rowling
>portray the Indian girls Harry and Ron take to the prom as dogshit, bottom-of-the-barrel, last-resort girls.
How the frick did she get away with all this stuff?
>the asian character is literally named ching chong
>seamus finnegan keeps blowing stuff up
>slavery is good actually because they want to be slaves
what did she mean by this?
it was a different time
some might even say a better time
>non-human magical beasts like centaurs join voldemort because he offers them rights, as opposed to at best being second class citizens under the ministry
>the banks are run by greedy hook nosed little subhuman goblins
>grindelwald wants to stop world war 2 and the holocaust from happening, but dumbledore and the ministry think it's more important to let the muggles genocide each other
>the ministry is repeatedly shown to be incompetent and oppressive just like the real british government, yet at the end of the series nothing changes and harry only ever fights for the status quo. Harry ends up being a magic cop and working for the government, like his parents.
why is she like this?
>why is she like this?
Because she's based.
She's a Blairite. As far as they're concerned the state is all-good and any problems with the state are caused by old conservatives and everything will be great once the forces of Good have put their own people in there.
You can see the catastrophic results of this mindset in the collapse of Britain's once-internationally idolised police force into a bunch of thin-skinned authoritarian bullies ever since Blair used the Stephen Lawrence Inquiry to purge the traditional coppers and replace them with Community Support Officers.
>>non-human magical beasts like centaurs join voldemort
The centaurs were neutral until the very end when they fought against Voldemort. Hagrid even yells at them for being cowards as he's being forced to carry what he thinks to be Harry's dead body.
>non-human magical beasts like centaurs join voldemort because he offers them rights,
Uh, that never happened. The good guys speculated Voldemort might have an in with them on that front, but ultimately the centaurs remain neutral during the books, until they come to the aid of Hogwarts during the final battle.
>grindelwald wants to stop world war 2 and the holocaust from happening
No, he just was pretending to.
but the good guys were also against stopping the holocaust regardless
genius actually and analogous to ayn rand, rowling as a witch knew her shit
>>non-human magical beasts like centaurs join voldemort because he offers them rights, as opposed to at best being second class citizens under the ministry
They literally roam around the forest hunting humans to frick and kill like they did when they save Harry
>Yes yes, hermoine... she seems fine when you look at her harry, but her blood is... tainted you see... First you see her talking down to purebloods now she dares breed with them? Shes lessening our seed harry, you see it don't you? Muggle born aren't fit to mingle with us harry, sure the ministry may have pressured me to allow a few token students in but godric's flame i'll extinguish them all given the chance. The muggle solution is a hard one to answer harry but we all know even the dark lord himself can see how it ends.
He said calmly.
>harry becomes a zogbot
thats my favorite part lol
I think Seamus blowing stuff up was unique to the movies. In the books he might have set himself on fire once or something, but the movies turn it into a running gag.
You know what's interesting? It's way more likely works where you can identify such "problematic" elements become insanely popular. Globally. Even the "victims" of such mistreatment love it. Now name one thing that is woke, diverse, politically correct, and the level of popularity is comparable to something like HP.
harry potter was already insanely popular in the first few books before most of this took place
it's only "problematic" because you can look back on it and realize that rowling is just a massive neoliberal blairite
Yes but doesn't that mean the "ethnic" characters were missing altogether at that point?
>Now name one thing that is woke, diverse, politically correct, and the level of popularity is comparable to something like HP
Harry Potter? Lmfao? Oh wait I forgot you're one of the morons who believes that all the liberal harpies who were screeching about air conditioner sexism 10 years ago are now "based" according to chief male feminist Joshua Moon.
what
JK Rowling is a radical feminist and anything remotely anti-woke-sounding in any of her books is just because she is too bad of a writer to be consistent. 20 years ago, Harry Potter was woke, because that's how they shift the overton window.
jk rowling is a right wing radical feminist
all her actual political positions are conservative, and she also hates men
Not really. I'm pretty sure she is pro-immigration, anti-brexit, etc etc etc. She just dislikes trannies because she sees them as a male movement to invade female spaces, which could lead to a counter movement that would eventually restore male-only spaces, and that's unacceptable.
mass immigration is a right wing policy
kek
those tories really slowed down immigration, right?
>tories
>right-wing
yes the tories are in fact conservative
labour is barely left
no, right wingers want endless slaves to keep wages down and housing up. Traditionally, anti-immigration was always a leftist commie position, because mass immigration destroys the working class.
Nowadays though both sides are in lockstep on immigration, because the right gets to destroy the working class, and the left gets to destroy white culture.
Famous left-winger Enoch Powell
enoch powell left politics like 40 years ago
You said "traditionally". What is it then homosexual?
>hurr durr these extremist leaders from decades ago who are totally condemned by modern right wing parties actually represent right wing politics
and yes, hitler was pro-mass immigration of germans into the rest of europe
That's emigration moron
Pajeets don't speak english well enough to know that word.
Was Hitler pro immigration?
No because he was left wing
You're doing that thing where you pretend not to understand what people mean when they use words because you have a more autistic understanding of the words. It's not smart or clever and you're only making yourself look like a homosexual and an butthole by doing this.
Pretty sure he migrated a lot of people into german labor camps
They hated jesus because he told truth
>Right wingers want diversity
Wtf leftists are literally hitler now?!
she donates to planned parenthood (abortion mills) and is a member of an lgbt church and every single anti-trans statement she does is specifically directed towards "trans-identified men" since she's friends with ftm's and political lesbians, heck she's also a closeted ftm according to an interview.
Abortion isn’t a left/right issue, it’s a Catholic issue. Almost all right wing Protestants in America, including the Southern Baptist convention, were pro-abortion until rightoids realized they needed the Catholic population to really make a political difference. If J K is pro-abortion she wants less brown children to exist.
>jk rowling is a right wing radical feminist
She is vanilla blair-ite neoliberal. This used to be the center left-wing establishment in Britain. And she is a vanilla 3rd wave feminist, which also used to be the mainstream feminism.
It's hilarious that current day leftists consider this "right wing". Well it's always funny to see the left eat itself.
Ten bucks says you guys got your picture on the troony slide show thread for actual women to laugh at.
Exposed. Expect to see a post about this on their homosexual forum.
Wokeness means not being true to life and no one relates to that. Highly ironic since wokeness claims we need all this correct representation so people can see themselves in these stories but that ends up making bland characters who aren’t true to life at all that no one relates with.
marvel movies
>go to Asia
>Asians are literally named Ching Chong
Woah!
I’ve been watching Hong Kong kinos and Cho Chang is literally not offensive or stereotypical. There are dramatic role characters named Ching Wang going to meet up with his lawyer Fong Chan.
>werewolves are an analogy for HIV!
>also there's a werewolf who deliberately goes around infecting little boys
What's the problem with Seamus? I genuinely don't understand.
IRA
Individual Retirement Account? What?
Irish Republican Army. They used to blow things up, because they weren't happy with how Ireland was partitioned. British children (and Irish children on the wrong side of the border) were always warned not to touch any packages you found and to report them. We were also taught not to use public rubbish bins (trash cans in American) as those are the easiest things to plant bombs in and you don't want to be near them when they go off.
Having a potato character constantly cause explosions at a bong school in a story set in the 1990's is about the most heavy handed stereotype you can write.
JKR is a Rangers FC fan confirmed
zoomzoom
Irishgay here, actual born in Irelandgay
Nothing
The RA stereotypes are laughed at now and have been for years
It's just good fun
moronic yanks think it's like calling a black a Black person. It's not. It's funny and always will be funny.
>t. american from new england "irish"
calling blacks Black folk is funny, so long as you dont relax
>Listen, 'arry. Me dad taught me a few tricks afore those English bastards locked him up in Longkesh. If any Death Eater gets near the Weasley's old car just hit speed dial on this cell phone right away. God bless the 'RA!
>>the asian character is literally named ching chong
finnegan keeps blowing stuff up
is good actually because they want to be slaves
i love jkr
its a shame shes a woman
Seamus's blowing up things is only in the movies, it's not in the books. There is a single instance in the first book where he botches a spell in class and sets a feather on fire instead of levitating it, and that's it. The films changed it to explode and made it a running gag.
>seamus finnegan keeps blowing stuff up
This one gets me every time.
>slavery is good actually because they want to be slaves
If someone really wanted to be a slave do you think you would be morally correct to deny them the opportunity?
Well if I deny them the opportunity to be a slave and they have to obey then that would mean they're already my slave.
Now do you understand why the civil war had to happen?
You think the North went on some kind of crusade to end slavery or something? They had no intention of interfering with slavery where it was already legal, the South's secession over the issue of expansion of slavery is what triggered the war.
to be fair Lincoln eventually declared it as such when he realized it was politically expedient
I can't believe she got away with the wizard bank being run by ugly hook nosed goblins, it's really fricking hilarious when you think about it and it took like 15 years for anyone to say a thing about it. In fact if she'd never pissed off trannies I doubt anyone outside of sites like this would've ever brought attention to it.
she was a good friend
>the asian character is literally named ching chong
A bunch of crying diasporoids told everybody that Cho is a Korean surname and Chang is Chinese surname, while neglecting to mention that Cho is also a Chinese surname.
So her name is the equivalent of a character called Smith Johnson. Yeah let's just concede to the hysterics that this is basically "ching chong", sure.
It's nonetheless very funny that Rowling needlessly wrote in an Asian character to be fought over by the two biggest Chads at Hogwarts, but because her name was two surnames it's now consensus that Rowling was doing WW2 era anti-Asian racism.
Its even worse than that. Chinese culture doesn't even really have a concept of whats acceptable for a first name like in the West. Cho Chang is 100% legitimate.
unfathomly based.
She's frankly amazing. The women's a unionist who wrote a best selling book in which Ireland is still part of the UK and not a single plastic paddy noticed.
>a best selling book in which Ireland is still part of the UK
Eh? Is that in the HP books?
>4th book the Quidditch world cup final with England hosting
>Normally at sporting events representatives of the competing nations and the host would be there
>Rowling only mentions Fudge (British minister) and the Bulgarian one. No Irish officials
>also Irish kids just generally go to Hogwarts
So yeah Ireland is still part of the wizarding UK
No, it isn't. Durmstrang is not in Bulgaria. Krum is from Bulgaria, and goes to Durmstrang. Does this mean Bulgaria is part of the country Durmstrang is in? Of course not.
You ignored like 90% of that argument. Why dosen't Ireland apparently have a functioning government. Why does the British ministry control Irish Quidditch teams?
NTA Anon and I don't really care, but my guess is that there are probably only a few thousand wizards in all of Britain and probably only a hundred or fewer in Ireland. As an example Seamus is literally the only Irish kid in the whole school as far as we know.
My guess is that there isn't really a point for Ireland to have a separate magic government in the first fricking place.
That being said Ireland would be a great setting for lots of magical creature shenanigans and the Ministry would probably have to have a whole department just for making sure leprechauns and pixies and whatever other fay shit is still hiding deep in the Irish bogs don't eat muggle or whatever.
don't be silly. The magical schools have a big catchment area.
The slavery thing is supposed to demonstrate that the magical world is behind the muggle world in various ways. You are supposed to identify with Hermione here because she is a muggle born and is from our world. The assumption is that people from our world and the wizard world look at slavery in substantially different ways and it gives you a chance to engage with the hypothetical of "what would you do if you went back to slavery times". You might try to become an abolitionist but you'd have to deal with all sorts of notions like that and people would look at you like you were weird. It is basically realistic that this is what would happen. People who live with slavery think things like this. What is odd was that Harry didn't help Hermione more considering he too was a muggle born and was treated a bit like a slave by the Dursleys.
I always thought that part of HP was lame and shoehorned.
Thank god I didn't have to read HP being a sanctimonious, boring samaritan.
>dogshit, bottom-of-the-barrel, last-resort girls
right on the spot
>tfw no pajeeta gf
A lot of them are married but never chose their husband. They're secretly craving seduction.
I never thought of it like this but arranged marriage does shed some light on women's fantasies of being taken by violent barbarians. If your husband is just some guy your father wanted to impress, why would you care if he gets killed by invaders and you end up the property of a stronger, more successful man? Never thought of it this way before.
She has to be mixed. Full blooded indians don't look like that.
North Indian of ancient Aryan descent. Probably still has a hairy back and arms.
>tfw below average looking AND super hairy
it sucks being a hairy woman
>>tfw below average looking AND super hairy
>
>it sucks being a hairy woman
A/S/L/marriage status please.
that's like seeing an ethiopian girl and saying africans don't look like that.
india is a big place.
Some North Indians do, the ones that have heavier Iranian/Aryan admixture. For every hot pajeeta like her there are literally 1 million absolute goblino looking ones as well. When talking about India or Indians you have to consider that their population is so fricking moronly huge that they manage to produce smart and/or attractive persons from time to time, just by sheer luck if nothing else.
We actually get overexposed to the BEST India has to offer because any Indian that can afford to live anywhere other than India or Pakistan will.
>full-blooded Indian
ROFL! WTF is that?! India/Pakistan is the most raped country in history. Ancient Aryans, Greeks, Persians, Mongols, Euros... they've all left more than a little behind.
Full blooded Indian doesn't mean much as they're a mix of two vastly different ethnotypes. There are Indians who look African and Indians who look Greek and they are both, on paper 100% Indian.
pretty mudslime eyes, no way she's Indian
she needs to get over herself she is fricking ugly
Anyone making videos like this legit drops to a 1/10. Not even saying it to be edgy its just repellant to me.
brownoids mad LMFAO
Dean Thomas called them "the two best-looking girls in the year".
They were only dateless because of plot.
Wow, Rowling thinks highly of him.
>profile picture has his massive schnoz covered
KEK
It's the unstated truth. It's rude to point it out but the hierarchy still stands.
What is it like dating Indian women?
the frick would I know
There is a Bengali girl I follow on Twitter and she is pretty as frick. She looks like a Disney princess. She lives in the UK though and days a white guy olol
Double edged sword.
On the one hand, they’ve all been raped. On the other, it’s just by tiny pajeet dicks, so they might as well be virgins.
Awkward with intimacy and sex but will crave a lot it. If born in the Anglophone countries will be forced by parents to be in medical, law or stem.
Constant curry smell, not even joking
Hot indian women are a nightmare in ways hot white women aren't. Hot, rich indian women will make you wanna kys. Pump and dump only.
bags of sand
Stinky winky
Waste of time. Like playing a game with the cheat codes on. Will literally try and drag you to bed. Don't care if you're taken and will tell you so.
Pretty good, you can shit wherever you want in the house and she thinks its normal. Also the fact she doesn’t know what a sanitation is, or what a toilet/bathroom/laundry is makes finding a place to live a lot cheaper.
I heard they're very hairy :'(
My mate married a British-Sikh girl and in strong sunlight you can see she has a faint, wispy beard and sideburns.
=)
>chinese girl
>name her Ching Chong
absolutely based
There is a billion of Chinese. How much out of scope of possibility is a Chinese woman name Cho Chang? I mean, Chang surely exists but does Cho?
I think she's Taiwanese or other diaspora that uses the old transcription. A mainland Chinese's name would be written Zho Zhang in pinyin. Could be wrong. Could be that Rowling never put any thought in it being an ignorant britbong.
The one time there was a Polish character in that detective series her name was some made up shit rather than an actual Polish name, it just looked Polish to a brit because it was created by smashing a bunch of consonants together.
>Chang (/tʃɑːŋ/)[1] is the pinyin romanization of the Chinese surname 常 (Cháng). It was listed 80th among the Song-era Hundred Family Surnames.
>Chang" is also the Wade-Giles romanization of two Chinese surnames written Zhang in pinyin: one extremely common and written 張 in Traditional Chinese and 张 in Simplified Chinese, and another quite rare and written as 章 in both systems. There is also a rare case of 鄭 in Hong Kong written as Chang as well. For full details on them, see the "Zhang" 章 and "Zheng" 鄭 article. In Macao, this is the spelling of the surname "Zeng" 曾. "Chang" is also a common spelling of the surname 陈/陳 (Chen in Mandarin pinyin) in Peru.
So it's both.
Taiwanese transcription tend to be way cooler.
Lee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LI
I remember finding it funny that southerners had chinese names until I realized that Lee isn't actual Chinese just pidyin.
i remember finding it funny that chinese names come from throwing pots and pans down stairs. turns out that's real
Zho is not a mandarin principle, and so neither is Cho. She made it up lol.
zhong guo no zho????
The same way she got away with having all the money controlled by goblins.
For me, it's Romilda Vane
>For me, it's Romilda Vane
Anyway, Steve Kloves is a hack screenwriter and 90% of his deviations from the books were significantly detrimental. He also clearly had some kind of problem with Ron.
He was a Hermione fanboy, he more or less admitted this. Numerous scenes are shifted to make Hermione look smarter or better, including giving major moments of Ron's to her.
Ironic because he accidentally turned Hermione into a nothing character
JK Rowling also hated Ron. He was meant to die in the chess sequence of the first book but her publisher talked her out of it. His relationship with Hermione is nonsensical. She thinks nothing of him until the 6th when suddenly she is insanely jealous of Ron's love interests. Then around the last 2 Ron starts to get jealous of her and Harry? As a writer it pisses me off
Rowling even admits that she regrets not pairing Harry and Hermione, but she Ginny was unironically her self-insert and therefore gets the hero.
Harry and Hermione have literally zero romantic connection in the entire series.
Because the author made it that way, are you fricking moronic?
She regrets it and wished it had been done differently.
the author made it that way
>the author did not write this story
>and like, if she had written a different story it would be different
Are you unfamiliar with the concept of regret?
No she doesn't, she once said if they had gotten together it probably wouldnt have been the worst thing in the world and mentally ill tumblrites started clinging to that
>>JK Rowling also hated Ron. He was meant to die in the chess sequence of the first book but her publisher talked her out of it.
Sounds made up.
>Then around the last 2 Ron starts to get jealous of her and Harry?
when the frick did that happen? The sixth book revolves entirely around Ron and Hermione's tiff, Harry is off involved with Ginny
nah the tension between them is apparent in book 3 and then explicit in book 4. Ron seethes that she fricks Krum and then much later Hermione seethes that Ron is too beta to pursue her and settles for a random sloot who show Ron interest
>As a writer
Fanfiction doesn't count gaylord
What an absolutely disgusting ass.
in what sense?
he unironically had a crush on hermione (a fictional child), told JK Rowling this, and then proceeded to give her Ron's positive traits and character depth and left Ron as a comic relief that suddenly becomes a person when the plot requires him to
Movies main problem was that after the first movie, all of ron's good lines or scenes where given to hermione. So ron became a useless tag along
>nooo, guys, Romilda Vane wants to frick non-stop! the horrors!!! I need to break up with her
was Ron moronic?
Lavender. Romilda was chasing Harry.
w-what would happen if Romilda ate the love chocolates?
I wonder what would happen if they both accidentally ate the others love potion
stop my wand can only get so enchanted
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Why does it matter who Harry and Rom went to dances with if they didn't frick them? I took a hot girl to a dance when I was their age. I didn't frick her so why does it matter? I paid 20 bucks for tickets for a hug and one or two dances. She lost her virginity to another man a year later.
Its an accurate portrayal
inb4 the same one commie gay posting his copypasta about HP being bad because he doesn't instigate a commie revolution against the ministry
Fricking called it
Did you even read my post? It's criticising Rowling from the Right, not the Left. homosexual.
Because it's true. It astonishes me that India is the most populous country on the planet (the chinese government themselves have admitted to grossly overestimating their population by several hundred million people) when indians are the least attractive people on Earth. How are they doing all that fricking when it's so unpleasant??
You mean besides his first love miss Ching Chong?
Jesus christ Rowling
Corner isn't black, he just has dark hair and a glowering sort of look.
IT'S A BLOODY JOKE
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? FRICKING SPERG. Jesus christ. We are making JOKES about harry potter. Yet here you are trying to "correct" things as though you're some judge and arbiter. I know you've been doing it all thread to you fricking sperg. You have such a distinctly smug homosexualy way of responding to people. You don't like it? Stop posting. No one cares about being "correct" when they are MAKING JOKES. Didn't laugh? Move on. No one but you cares about your precious series to take it seriously enough to not make jokes about it. Read a new book. There's so much more out there to read. Go to your library and tell the old broad behind the counter that you'll take the lot. You need to, you fricking imbecile.
>taking harry potter this seriously
I have to stress that it's A FRICKING JOKE.
>melts down
You ok bro?
Riddikulus!
>House of Black
>evil
Never happened. Ron and Harry were just pining for Hermione / Ching Chong
Pretty sure Rowling even says at one point how hot the twins look in their dresses. But I've not read the books since I was a kid
It's really mindboggling to me how based JK Rowling always was and will be.
I've always had a immense hatred of Indians even when I was a kid watching this. This scene just made the hate even more stronger and it's a great life lesson to not pick disgusting, shitskin covered pajettas for a prom.
I’m sure every single person who watched it was grossed out and wondering why Harry would sink so low
harry should be feeling and acting like a fricking gigachad by book 3. Radcliffe does the sad dopey look very well but the character is a chad.
Biggest plothole in the whole series is how they stopped saying Voldemort's name for a while in book 7 despite not knowing about the taboo. Ron being cranky because of the Horcrux and demanding not to say the name was a valid reason, but then he ditched them and would not return for a while, and only when he returned he informed them about the taboo. Harry told him that they kept avoiding the name out of habit, which is a load of BS since he spent the last 7 years saying the name all the time
Agreed. It's insanely contrived and Ron not mentioning that Voldemort activated some l33t hax on the entire server that will invalidate all of their efforts to evade him was cringe
Brutal
meanwhile... in a film that wasn't written by an evil c**t b***h...
so hot.
This is not true at all, they're portrayed as a catch.
It was a mistake not setting Harry up with Luna in the end. Ginny is so gay ugly and boring.
Are they? They are also last picks and are both single when Harry and Ron both grovel and suck it up while they're forced to go with unattractive brown girls who look like they just walked in from a designated shitting street- all while their fair skinned crushes are both dancing with white chads. I can't watch Goblet of Fire because this series of scenes really takes me out of it.
Dean says they're the hottest girls in their year and is baffled how they landed them, and Harry thinks to himself that Parvati looks very pretty in her dress, even while hungup on Cho.
Dean is black and that is also just his opinion.
Harry is polite.
The framing of it all makes it seem like these girls really are clear second picks in a way that feels slightly racially motivated in its original writing.
>Dean is black and that is also just his opinion.
>Harry is polite.
>The framing of it all makes it seem like these girl
Yes, if you ignore the framing and make up your own which is clearly motivated by your racial issues, it sure does make it seem that way.
tell me with a straight face that this is more attractive and desirable than prime Emma Watson and Chang Chong
the framing is in the visuals of the film and whats immediately apparent to the audience
left is ok but damn the arm hair is a dealbreaker
Indian girls have the forearms of 50yo truck drivers
Hey anon, are you aware that the films are adaptations of a book?
Have either of them shown bobs and vagene?
Both look better than the generic chink.
Wrong, Rajesh
.
This one looks cute, she's got heart warming sweet smile. Too bad she is probably from an arrogant upper caste and be shitting on the streets.
This. White women are best, then the pajeets, then asian women
wrongest take of all time
Both of these absolutely blitz Cho Chang thoughever
>Are you two bawds on birth control?
Now THAT'S a reference
They look fine. Emma Watson was always overrated.
I bet they grew up to be hotties and Ron and Harry are kicking themselves for settling for boring man-faced mid women.
Chang Chong
<<<power gsap>>>
the other three
Based pajeeta lover
the problem with indian women, even if you happen to come across one that isn't completely fricking ugly
is that there's a 99.99999% chance your kid is going to be completely butt ugly
they simply don't mix well with other races
that's mostly because in those circumstances the father is a 6/10 dysgenic beta loser with no game. 10/10 white guy with 10/10 pajeeta = picrel
There is a reason the master race is called Indo-European. The correct mixing leads to magic. Pic very much related.
>Clarke is Anglo-Indian, of maternal Indian origin. Her maternal grandmother was the child of a secret affair between Clarke's great-grandmother and a man from the Indian subcontinent
Damn I had no idea, to be fair she's at most only 1/8 streetshitter and the "man from the indian subcontinent" was probably a high caste chad pumping and dumping her prostitute grandma
they both look cute and normal to me but also also definitely look half-white
This
Luna doesn't care that Harry is the chosen one, he was able to emphasize with Harry by seeing thestrals and help him with Sirius death, he asked her out on bawdhorn party and could literally figure out Harry was in a disguise by looking at his expression
Much better than Ginny which had this crush on him and suddenly he had a crush back
i will never not be mad about this, luna deserved better
Ginny was the prettiest before the movies became terrible
JK actually admits she made a mistake with Harry/Ginny. She wanted to set Harry up with Hermione from Day 1, but changed her mind in the last book. Hermione was never meant to marry Ron, that incel was supposed to die alone.
That's complete bullshit
Luna strikes me as someone with a cuckquean fetish
But Harry notes to himself even while still silently seething over Cho that Parvati looks very pretty in her Yule Ball dress, and Dean Thomas asks how he and Ron landed the hottest girls in their year.
As for why they hadn't gotten dates before that yet if they were desirable, because plot said so.
They were supposed to be hot in the books but they just got random Indians
Embrace best girl
>brown eyes
just cant do it anon. I think Id rather have no descendants than ones with brown eyes. even hazel seems like a cope
I don't know who that is
Pansy or at least 1 of the 3
I remember reading in the book when Harry Potter had to take a bath with the goblet of fire or something and moaning Myrtle was in the bath with him
Shit was a bit weird
pedo ghost spying on young lads in the toilet
imagine if the roles were reversed
but she stayed a child when she died didnt she? either way its fricking hot i wish an older woman would've molested me as a kid, instead i got molested by some classmates (male one of course, im not that lucky)
Post breasts or GTFO
im a man anon thats the worst part, why do you think im so bitter about it
Sorry to hear it. Are you gay because of that early sexual experience? I hope it doesn't turn you into a pedo.
the girl that played parvati patil had giant breasts
what I learned from this thread is terfs wouldn't be so bad if they weren't feminists
It was, completely unironically here, a different time. No one gave a flying frick about offending non whites and more importantly non Westerners back then. Well, some prople did but they were laughed off as liberals both IRL and in media
I’m West African, and I remember being flattered that there was a Ministry of Magic character named Kingsley in robes from my part of the world. No one took early to mid 2000’s era minority rep the bad way, not anyone I knew anyway
wtf I love harry potter now. I hated it when it was gay, but now that it's racist it's my favorite. God I love media literacy.
>dogshit, bottom-of-the-barrel, last-resort girls
they really are and are so fricking desperate for White wiener it's disgusting.
Hello Ladies.
>How the frick did she get away with all this stuff?
She didn't really, in the books the girls ditch Harry and Ron and then a crowd of French boys start vying for their affections
Malfoy should have been a grill
>Cho Chang
>Kingsley Shacklebolt
>Anthony Goldstein
>Sirona Ryan
jesus christ
>Hagrid Fatbastard
>Albus Bumtoucher Dumbledore
>Sirius Sadsack Black
>Mineva Molester McGonagall
JK was really on the nose with those names.
i was a 26 year old virgin and incredibly lonely and horny when my indian coworker started coming on to me. she ramped up her flirtation and its the first time any woman actually threw herself at me. i considered it, yes. but never seriously, they're gross. just having to listen to the accent all day at work pissed me off alone, not to mention the rest of her.
and also i saw her husband every other day, he had to pick her up. zero shame on this b***h.
There is a 100% chance that her husband was also cheating on her
maybe but he'd have even less of a chance than she did.
Anyone who has read these books should be able to tell you that Rowlings single number one literary crime is her incessant overuse of Tag questions.
Every single fricking time someone explains or asks something in these books, they always end it with a "doesn't it/he/she?" or some variation of it.
Here are a few examples from The Philosophers Stone
>“What’s his name again? Howard, isn’t it?”
>“Daddy’s gone mad, hasn’t he?
>Oak, sixteen inches, rather bendy, wasn’t it?”
>“Great food, isn’t it?”
>that’s sort of like basketball on broomsticks with six hoops, isn’t it?”
>“The Sorting Hat chose you for Gryffindor, didn’t it?
>He’s a sort of servant, isn’t he?”
In the first few books its not that noticeable, it happens "only" 16 times in Philosophers stone, and in CoS, only 10. PoA, 13 times.
Even if those books are rather short, not that egregious right? Easy to overlook, almost.
Well hold on to your wands, weve just begun.
>Goblet of Fire, FIFTYFIVE counts of sentences ending with "n't he/she/it"
>Order of the Phoenix, SEVENTYFOUR
>Half Blood Prince, SIXTY
>Deathly Hallows, FIFTYEIGHT
Thats not even including all the other variations of it, like "would we?" for example
That equals out to 286 over 7 books, easily topping out at 300 if you really want to catch every single variant.
Thats rather a lot, isn't it?
Yet somehow, the "Stretch his legs" occurs ONCE at the start of the first book and is now emblematic of Rowlings shitty writing. Ridiculous.
Kinda mad, aren't we?
But you have to agree its kinda ridiculous, isnt it?
Well I might agree, wouldn't I?
It's the british way, innit?
I was incredulous.
Don't ever watch Snatch.
That's just how the British talk, innit poppet?
JK writing was never perfect but her world building, lore, and characterization more than compensates. if you read the books they are very capitvating, doesn't matter that it's not literary perfection
They're the best looking girls in their year though
she's kinda cute though
That girl on the left is just Luna through a pajeet filter.
we can't name "them"
What ever happened to that "No!" copypasta? That used to be my favorite part of Harry Potter threads.
Dead. Too much lettuce.
Had to run away after dating a filthy Hindu
>branded a slag
That's the worst hate-crime in the UK.