>beams up. >does absolutely nothing for the rest of the movie

>beams up
>does absolutely nothing for the rest of the movie

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He examines the duplicate of the bald girl to see if it's really her or not.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >damnit jim im not a doctor anymore, im a disco doctor!!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the cast barely did anything to be fair
    The first TOS movie was 90% (admittedly quite pretty) shots of spaceship models slowly floating around to music. It was trying way too hard to be 2001 especially when 2001 wasn't that great anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pleb. Star Track didn't even have a monke part. You call that a movie????lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pleb. Star Track didn't even have a monke part
        you forget uhura exist or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that 48 minute docking sequence was definitely the worst part of the movie. I get it, the audience was suppose to be in awe, but it aged terribly. the models don't even look like they're accurately scaled. at least they learned their lesson by the second movie and cut 90% of the sequence when reusing those shots.

      >damnit jim can't you see by the way I walk I'm a doctor man, no time to talk

      kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aged

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You yourself kind of aged terribly with your shit opinions on things that have been around longer than you. I bet you don't even have a five minute docking sequence and will be forgotten the moment you die alone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You really should have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer detected. Sorry Kubrick didn't put in a Temple Run PiP for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was trying way too hard to be 2001

      yes it even had that music part at the beginning. I was made in 1979 only 10 years after 2001 so that was still considered a landmark of sci-fi movie making. At least its good they did not try to imitate star wars by giving kirk droids and a light saber. It took one film for Star Trek to find its movie style and look in the second film.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still have no fricking clue what 2001 was even about or why people love that slow boring pile of shit and I sat through the entire thing a few months ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's about evolution. It is really not that hard to understand. They literally beat you over the head with a bone with it at the beginning of the movie. Next time, pay attention to the black monolith on the screen rather than the one in your hand.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick does a black monolith have to do with evolution? What does everything past the beginning with the monkeys have to do with evolution? What about the ending with the giant space baby?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's the next step of evolution. But you already knew that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WHAT is the next step of evolution?

                You need a real man to split your zoomer bussy wide open.

                I'm 33.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You need a real man to split your millennial bussy wide open.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need a real man to split your zoomer bussy wide open.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need a real man to split your millennial bussy wide open.

            Anybody else laughing at the irony and projection here?
            >thinks zoomers and millennials are homosexuals
            >wants to fix the homosexualry by fricking one in the ass
            Inb4 where do you think you are

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >blah blah blah irony blah blah projection
              Uh huh, whatever you say. You gonna bend over now, boy?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're only a homosexual if you receive, not if you give.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him because he spoke the truth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was trying way too hard to be 2001
      I'm getting some serious boss baby 2 vibes from this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when noted hack, drug addict and TV schlock producer Gene Roddenberry decided he'd just do what Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick worked years on
      It's kind of funny that with both the movies and TNG, both the movie and TV side of Paramount realized how insane he was just in time to snatch control away from him and thus save the franchise

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with his hands?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old, smoker, COPD, heart issues, alcoholic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's how a normal man's hand is supposed to look like. it's just that we don't make 'em like we used to

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >damnit jim can't you see by the way I walk I'm a doctor man, no time to talk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's stayin' alive, Jim.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well done, have a (You)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOS is about the trio but the movies are mostly kirk and spock

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it, Jim. I'm a swinger now, not a Doctor!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well you can tell the way i walk im a bones man

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JUST A MOMENT
    CAPTAIN SIR

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he correctly identifies the psychology of V'ger is female and needs a spanking

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