>Because of the implication

>Because of the implication

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ever been in a storm, OP?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not physically

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dennis was peaking around here. Makes me think of frank Costanzo raining blows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once, I won an argument in a conversation between me, my ex and her mum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats this guys major malfunction ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie is losing his shit in this scene

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go on youtube and check out the bloopers. charlie is dieing of laughter during that scene but also webm related scene

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That perfectly-timed jaw clench
    I wonder if Glenn improvised this or was directed to do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rewatching the older seasons again recently. Glenn is a legit good actor.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rewatching the older seasons again recently. Glenn is a legit good actor.
        He is Julliard trained
        Btw AP Bio and Blackberry are both worth watching for him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love the way he and Kaitlin modulate their voices sometimes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean funny scream? Yeah I love funny scream, I'm being sincere btw

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't think of any specific example rn but in the case of Dee when she acts mad and threatening she changes her voice a lot, and Dennis gets squeaky when he's flustered.
            They are both decent singers too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >TWOOO WAAARS???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was very good in fargo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was the 2nd choice to play Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy. Makes you wonder what career he would have had if he got the role.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to visit that alternate dimension briefly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only if Charlie plays Rocket

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          honestly would have been better

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They needed someone who hadn't already peaked. More of a 5 star man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glenn Howerton is a Julliard trained actor

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you gonna hurt women?

    • 3 weeks ago
      bradysknee

      IT'S SEX SHIT!!!@

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you look at me like that you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they are in danger?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a guy, i never thought rape jokes were funny, regardless of which gender is the victim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not even a rape joke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's the implication of a rape joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If said no then the answer is obviously going to be no
      He clearly is respecting consent. He's simply putting himself into a situation the maximizes his odds. Would you show up to a date having not bathed in days, on 2 hours sleep? It's the exact same time of thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah... uh huh...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't even argue against it, everything I've written is correct

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was mimicking Mac’s dialogue as Dennis continues to explain himself throughout the episode.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Surely he’d get closer to maximising by, say, putting a gun to her head? Where’s YOUR ceiling?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with you more than the other guy anon, but i'm giggling with the shittingest eatingest of grins at you equating basic hygiene to luring a girl onto a confined boat miles offshore as date prep

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          :^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>If said no then the answer is obviously going to be no
        But that's the thing, she's not gunna say no..
        .. because of the implication.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He clearly is respecting consent.

        But we actually saw him putting this in action in "The Gang Goes to Hell", he was basically just bullying a girl into saying "yes" by vaguely implying he'd hurt her but not saying it explicitly. He's not respecting consent, he's coercing it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair all tht thunder and lightning was making what he said seem really sinister when it wasn't.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He's not respecting consent, he's coercing it
          If she consents she consents. If she doesn't she doesn't. You can't coerce consent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Omg you're so right women are such beautiful perfect little angels these jokes simply cross a line 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why you're worried anon, clearly you wouldn't be in any danger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow you're so virtuous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you probably just haven't heard a good rape joke then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/p6XgCjb.jpeg

        >Because of the implication

        >Implying implications

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok homosexual who asked though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "9 out 10 people enjoy gangrape" always got a chuckle out of me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to go back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're misunderstanding bro, she's not gonna say no because of the implication

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool story bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s some Reddit gold, “nice guy”.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate that so much! It warms my heart knowing that I brightened somebody's day just a little bit. That said, the gold isn't showing up for me. Where is the setting to make it visible? (I'm fairly new to this site.)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry you were raped

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See men? You need to be more like this guy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maaaate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This boy comes home from school and tells his parents he lost his virginity
      The mother looks mortified but the father looks happy
      The father says "that's my boy, let's go get you a bike!"
      His father takes him to get a bike and he says "pick any bike you'd want son"
      The boy says "can I get something else? My ass still hurts"

      bu dum tiss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hell, I laughed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who said anything about rape?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IT WAS IMPLIED 😀 😀 😀

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a rape joke, it's an implication of rape joke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *rapes you* what now homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >counter rapes you
        Your move now rapee

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone tried this in real life? Maybe not on a boat but in a cabin or somewhere like that. It seems like it should work, no?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick do you think every rich butthole owns a yacht, because they like fishing so much?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you think yachts get you pussy because of "the implication" and not because the owners are wealthy and girls love to ride on nice boats in nice weather, I can guarantee you have never touched a woman

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped watching around season 6- did they ever apologize for Dennis's rape kit in his car?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you keep a tire iron or a shovel in your car? Everyone keeps tools in his car, Dennis just said he has to have his tools. A flashlight in case he has a mechanical problem is the dark, gloves to keep his hands clean when working on the car, duct tape and zip ties to secure as loose parts that need a temporary fix while on a road trip, things can often become loosened over long distances or when you hit a pothole. The fact he took out his tools in a moment of anger doesn't mean they're kept for the sole purpose of hurting people, we've never seen him hurt anyone in that way either

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but he didn’t have a tire iron or a gas can which are the two most common and basic items that anyone making preparations would make.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't say he didn't have a tire iron just because he didn't show the tire iron, most cars have a bespoke compartment for those. As for a gas can, that's just something he didn't cover in his prep. Running out of gas is usually a lot more foreseen than the other stuff anon mentioned

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay Chud

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A gas can would just stink up his Range Rover.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I keep a crowbar, bolt cutters, tire iron, jack, chock blocks, zip ties, duct tape, rope, paracord, gloves, towels, a work light, chemlights, a full socket set, and a full screwdriver set in a big duffel bag in the trunk of my car. A man never knows when he will need his tools.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dennis knows his charriot, no need for a gas can.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up dennis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dennis doesn't even try to justify his tools, he literally calls it 'fetish shit'.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they apologize? The show is about shitty people doing bad things and those bad things blowing up in their face.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would they apologize?
        The same reason they've apologized for all the other funny stuff.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i hate it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if they're up to that episode on the podcast yet, but that's usually when they apologize for those things.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Glen can't ever be taken as a serious actor
    >Forced to forever slave away at his niche FX "comedy" just to make ends meet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Happened to Rainn Wilson too and he went insane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While I love Charlie Day I would have preferred Glen had the bigger career. I need to rewatch Coffee Town.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even know how Charlie became the most successful, whenever I hear his voice, I lose any illusion his character is supposed to have. He's just Charlie from Always Sunny, regardless of the role.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's normalgays' favorite character, it was inevitable.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDIOTS!! SAVAGES!! IDIOTS, IDIOTS!!!!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the podcast even though it made me dislike Rob so much. I know they recently said it will be back but I highly doubt it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I know they recently said it will be back but I highly doubt it
      Source?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the source of his doubt is his lack of trust in those involved in the podcast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glenn and Rob are both Hollywood douchebags but Charlie is based when his b***h wife isn't holding his chain

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>
      Is that supposed to be her beak?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice bird.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was cute before the bogging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this show with friends in high school. funniest shit ever. apparently, it's still going? i thought it ended years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's the longest running live action sitcom. i haven't seen the last few seasons but it definitely gets mixed reviews

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been in full zombie mode for the past 5-6 years and Robs liberal guilt has reall6 done a number on the show

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It still has some funny episodes but nothing with Mac is funny anymore. He was always the least talented actor in the bunch but now that he's out of the closet the core comedy of his character - that he's in complete denial about everything - is gone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny to me that the show has become exactly what they parodied in the "Gang Tries to win an Award" episode. Rob got a taste of the high life with Ryan Reynolds and is now desperately afraid of losing it because of his past non-PC transgressions

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's been in full zombie mode for the past 5-6 years and Robs liberal guilt has reall6 done a number on the show

            At what season should I stop watching?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              6. 7 had a couple good episode but thats when it starts to go downhill pretty bad.

              >gang hits the road best episode btw

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              1

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick man, I'm at season 5 and DeVitto is the best part

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The show is good for a few more seasons but expect it to fall off hard, just warning you now

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Past the two parter "the gang goes to hell", pretty sure it's season 11, there's nothing you'd be missing out on. And bear in mind, seasons 10 and 11 are already very spotty.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think like season 10 or 11 is when it really goes downhill. Don’t remember exactly.

                10 & 11 moslty frick but 10 gave The Gang Beats Boggs and 11 had The Gang Hits the Slopes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I fricking love The Gang Hits the Slopes. Comfy ass episode.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn was gang beats boggs really that late? i thought that was 7. either way, 7 and on is when it starts to get hit or miss for me. i think rickety cricket just being turned into a straight mutant really marks it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah man S10E1.
                It was such a good episode the female remake they did in S13 wasn't even that bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                7 was arguably the best season

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think like season 10 or 11 is when it really goes downhill. Don’t remember exactly.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you should stop watching it when you stop enjoying it, not when other people tell you to.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              7 was the season where I started skipping episodes on rewatch

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Gang Hits the Slopes is the point of no return

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People are saying to stop watching after 7. After 7 it stops being as consistent, but there are still classic episodes in 8,9, and 10. 11 is where it actually goes down hill. It's the first season in which there were much more bad episodes than good episodes. I'd say stop after 10.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you'll know when to stop

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              13 is when the show becomes ireedeemably trash. 11 and 12 are bad but they still had a few great episodes. 13 is when they truly forgot how to be funny.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mindy Kaling in the S13 Premiere was a death knell tbh

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought that episode was good

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, 11 & 12 are nowhere near the classics, but it's still watchable, and some episodes are pretty good. Meanwhile 13 & 14 only have a single episode each that are decent Dee Day and Times Up for the Gang. Haven't bothered watching 15 or 16, maybe I'll bother some day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mac and Charlie lost their characters. Charlie should have never gotten with the waitress. Mac should have stayed in denial.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie > Frank > Mac > Dennis > Dee

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but the reverse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one likes Dee

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just the patricians do, the plebs don't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dennis > charlie > mac > frank > dee
      And it's not even up for debate, don't @ me unless you're smart enough to agree

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like in the closet Mac more than Charlie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're close but Charlie edges out ahead. Dennis is by far the best. Frank is lower than Charlie and mac just because he's too much of a gimmick and dee is by far the worst no explanation needed

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glenn please go

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest thing for me is Charlie's reaction when Dennis pulls out the fetish shit from his trunk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that episode where dee and dennis stalk the waitress
      >dee asks what theyll do when they catch her
      >dennis goes into vivid detail of killing the waitress and disposing her body
      >dee asking what theyre going to do for real
      >dennis getting visibly confused and frustrated.

      great stuff

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make his character a loser? In the FattyMcGee episode they had that guy say that Dennis was a cool guy in high school

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glenn Howerton said himself he didn’t like that Dennis was an evil frick that just got away with everything and probably pitched the idea that he just thought he was cool. I forget where he said this but I think it was around the time he left temporarily.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You answered your own question

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic zoomies ruin a perfectly good thread
    Nothing new

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >season 4 Dennis
    ostensibly well adjusted guy with anger and control issues and a hidden dark side
    >season 13 Dennis
    screaming raging psychopath serial killer incel freak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think his owning a bar schtick would still play out the same at nearly 50?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After having watched the trailer all I can say is this movie feels like it has no congruent theme, like it doesn't know what it even is, maybe you guys know what I mean, feels very strange

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so who was pepe silvia?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should have kept the black face episodes

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He would never hurt those women

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's got candy coming out of his pockets!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its jackie denardo
    >verification not required

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when mac wasn't an insufferable homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread made me watch clip compilations on youtube. I was howling. This show is lighting in a bottle.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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