Beetlejuice 2

She looks like an old hag now, like one of those old goths from the 90's who refused to change fashion and is now a fat middle aged woman in black. She seems unhealthy and frail too like some old lady.

They should have just done Wednesday x Beetlejuice and be done with it instead of whatever this is.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they need to stop digging up the corpses of old movies and raping them

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked overnights with one of those 55yo unrepentant goths. She used to get into the Halloween decorations before we officially merchandised them

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does her voice sound like she's been chainsmoking for 30 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she has? It's why she looks like an old hag.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she has

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she was harveysmoking for 30 years.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks hot as frick love those mommies types

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I for one am happy they got Winona all goth'd up again. Not watchin thatmovie though lmao

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Transylvania 6-500 reboot when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "IS FUNNY!" Wait, I Show you" EHH EHHH YOU LIKE IT EHHHHH?!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Transylvania 6-500 reboot when?

        Jeffrey Jones, again, waiting for the phone call that never comes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he did nothing wrong. He asked a kid to take some pics, big deal. Did he hurt the kid? Did he hurt any kid? No. Just pictures. Society needs to grow up.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much shit do you think she kleptoed from the set?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. There would be no repercussions if she got caught thieving things on set so no thrill, no theft.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They needed to update her look. Even goths that wear black still grew out of that fashion.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks great

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with that "old hag" so damn bad, bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Her oven is already frozen cold, if you take away that discount goth prostitute costume, she's just a skeletal old woman. There's no point in fricking without procreation being involved to some extent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no point in fricking without procreation being involved to some extent.
        It's summer 2024 and christcucks are still doing their abstinence thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no point in fricking without procreation
        That's why im a volcel. I don't want kids so sex is completely meaningless for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if you take away that discount goth prostitute costume
        That was your mistake

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking a corpse, anon.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you homosexuals are all too young.
    would.
    >Verification not required.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, perfect milf material.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm almost 40 and I already said I want to have sex with her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is going on here? Is she on Molly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those Ashkenazi genes kicked in when she hit 30 and she's been mentally unstable for ages.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That jug head fella was telling the kids around him that they should use violence against people they disagree with.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          David was giving a cringe thinly-veiled anti-Trump speech on all of their behalf instead of just accepting the award like a normal person.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >instead of just accepting the award like a normal person.
            Normal people don't work in Hollywood, kid.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Many still have the sense to keep their politics to a minimum, though. It was also worse because it was not a personal award, he was accepting the award on behalf of the whole cast who didn't know he was gonna go on some cringe rant about punching nazis or whatever.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her gay co-star is vomiting a word salad about Trump and the importance of pretending to be other people while a crew films you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the face of every girl in those step brothers videos

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          step brothers videos?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spuds McKenzie beat you to that kitty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct take. Is it summer already?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it happens a little sooner every year.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >too young

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >winona
    >bellucci

    hagkino
    seeing it on release day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine them both bent over naked inviting you to sniff their milf anuses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to smell their butts?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why wouldn't you? I guarantee the aroma would be intoxicating.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is obsessed with youth more than an aging 30 year old cat lady

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love Winoa and would her diabetes test by pissing in my mouth, but at the same time trotting her out dressed like Lydia from one scene from a 40 year old film when she was a teenager is pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile is obsessed with youth
      Not surprising since most of them are losers that missed out on their teenage endeavours and are now bitter and jealous.
      >Verification not required.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alec, what are you doing here? We already said you were written out. Uh Alec, put the gun down. Alec....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No Alec.
      No watch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alec won't spare you when the time comes. He spares no one.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks hot. Winona's looks are the least of this movie's worries. I'll probably end up watching it just for her Elvira cosplay booba.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you dare. Don't reward these people! YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I reward Winona with infinite boners. I give her a standing o whether I want to or not.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have to admit, when i 1st watched the trailer, her popping up in the beginning, made me kind of scowl. I was like "Man is that Wynonna"? "Dammm" It kind of gets easier to view after a bit but initially it was very offputting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Main problem is it reminds fans how old they are. Like the new Ghostbusters.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very glad you feel that way, Anon. It's just more for me.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her character back to being a goth? I thought the first one ended with her accepting normality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is RoboCop back to being a robot? I thought the first one ended with his accepting humanity.

      Same shit with all sequels. The average person doesn't remember the last 5 minute,s only that Lydia = Angsty goth girl (and probably confuse her with Wednesday Adams).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking the same. With her basically being a 'grown up goth' it kind of takes away from anything Jenna as the new 'darkchild' of the family. I would have MUCH preferred if they made her more of a vampy mid ground, like her mom was in the original. That way, Jenna could goth out, Wynnona's char could be reprising an image of "turning into her mom" and Cathrine's char could be the old grandma "I told ya so"! char.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're over thinking it. Your'e supposed to go "I remember Lydia!" because that's how Lydia dressed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In my headcannon, Lydia turned into her mom, despite all she went through as a kid. Is just as b***hy and vampy and socially conscious as she was and this movie would re-introduce Mr Juice back into her life and with the help of her daughter and mother, would bring her back to her own sensibilities.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually know IRL goths who are hitting their late 40's and 50s and she looks MUCH MUCH MUCH better. They're absolutely revolting looking people.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did someone say HAG?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aunt Winnie will never take your virginity

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree with you and all that but I still really wanna suck those milkers. So I’ll probably see it anyway.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >like one of those old goths from the 90's who refused to change fashion and is now a fat middle aged woman in black

    That would make her sexy

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a zoomer, absolutely fricking would.
    She's hagmaxxed quite successfully.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still love her

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks great

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she would shoplift my heart.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rich celebrity
    >shoplifts anyway

    It just goes to show that Adolf Gibson was right.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate zoomers so much it's unreal.

    Make your own shows and characters and leave ours alone. It's a generation ripe for creativity and the tools to produce cheaply on a mass scale. Go do something with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers aren't in creative control of anything yet. It's all millennials and gen X making such sequels and reboots.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Make your own shows and characters and leave ours alone.
      "Our own shows" suck fricking balls and are filled with ugly mutts like Zendaya. Why do you think so many of us are weebs or god forbid e-girlcons?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tfw my hagkino thread lasted two days and hit bump limit

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've a big tiddie tradgoth gf and just from exposure to that scene, it seems unlikely that Lydia would still dress the same, with the exact same hairstyle decades later.
    Goths constantly reinvent their look, particularly the hair. Old original goths at Sisters of Mercy or whatever gigs usually have evolved into more of a relaxed colourful psychobilly style. A woman in her 50s still presenting full tradgoth is very very rare and would be a bit of a Peter Pan Syndrome red flag. Like you'd be afraid she'd trap you in a long conversation about her etsy crystal store or some shit.

    Also goth dudes are the biggest self-conscious wankers on earth, absolutely insufferable to be in the same space as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me your secrets ancient one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't old enough to be a teen or adult during the rise of the industry goths but I did become one in the late 90s. Had the hair the 'look' the music I appreciated not entirely sure what movies would fit if any but I liked Bram's Dracula, I liked The Crow, Pit and the Pendulum, and quite a few others. Now almost entering my 40s, though I didn't do drugs or anything like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You were never a real goth.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rape. rape her till she become babyfactory. rape her just after birth, rape her till we happily became old together and the day we die. rape.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breasts still look good

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrong inferior choice.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being so miserable. Goth wear translates pretty well for older people.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks fine. What do you expect a woman in her 50s to look like?

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